There's no jesus and there never was please stop with the stupidity and post something that actually engages people to use critical thinking instead of asking nonsensical questions that merit no answer.
You simply refuse to differentiate the idea of Jesus as a Biblical figure and a real character. I believe Jesus was a philosopher and teacher who people believed was a prophesied figure and created a religion off of old prophesy. Although either of our solutions are equally as likely given our current knowledge.
After I tested his "turn the other cheek" theory I'd get him and icepack and ask him to turn my bong water into a really good cabernet. I think we'd get along fine.
“Ok, so which denomination is closest to what you tried to teach us?”
This question will tell me a lot of what I need to know. Is Jesus in the side of the super liberal New England Episcopalian churches or more aligned with the Southern Baptists? What about the Catholics? We can expound from there. If Jesus is more with the liberal churches, I’ll be curious why he allowed the more conservative stuff to prosper for most of Christian history.
I’d ask Ask him 3 questions
“Do you know how popular Christianity is?”
And
“Do you then understand how many evils are committed in your name?”
And finally,
“Why the fuck do people have to accept ‘the big daddy in the sky’, could he not simply let humans live and then send them to their respective afterlives? Why force people to live in agony of constantly thinking about their death and what comes after? The consequences of religion are far greater than any other thing on the planet, does that not make you feel bad or in the least bit guilty?”
I’d also see if he was simply another mad man who people believed fulfilled a prophecy, or if he was actually supernatural.
Can we have physical contact?
Would end up punching
Oh we've got a lot to discuss. Let's start with, WHY DOESN'T ANYTHING MAKE SENSE?!?
I’d ask “were you really resurrected or is that all bullshit?”
I'd try to figure out the doctrine he preached vs what others have said about him.
I’d probably ask him a question and he’d answer in an ancient Hebrew dialect and then the conversation wouldn’t go anywhere after that
Didn't you know he also speaks King James english?
It's getting pretty awkward for the other folks riding the bus or on the street as they witness me talking to myself like that.
There's no jesus and there never was please stop with the stupidity and post something that actually engages people to use critical thinking instead of asking nonsensical questions that merit no answer.
Concrete thinking, eh?
You simply refuse to differentiate the idea of Jesus as a Biblical figure and a real character. I believe Jesus was a philosopher and teacher who people believed was a prophesied figure and created a religion off of old prophesy. Although either of our solutions are equally as likely given our current knowledge.
Yeah absolutely I would. I would ask some hard hitting questions, but I would also want answers to some mysteries.
After I tested his "turn the other cheek" theory I'd get him and icepack and ask him to turn my bong water into a really good cabernet. I think we'd get along fine.
If Jesus has any value. We will only need a few min to figure it out.
“Ok, so which denomination is closest to what you tried to teach us?”
This question will tell me a lot of what I need to know. Is Jesus in the side of the super liberal New England Episcopalian churches or more aligned with the Southern Baptists? What about the Catholics? We can expound from there. If Jesus is more with the liberal churches, I’ll be curious why he allowed the more conservative stuff to prosper for most of Christian history.
I wouldn’t have an hour with Jesus cause it doesn’t exist.
He sounds like a nice guy. I'd ask him why so many of his followers are assholes.
I would take him to lunch and get a bunch of waters and have him change them into wine.
The actual Jesus that most likely existed, could probably be a good chat.
Since I am an atheist if I found myself having an hour with someone named Jesus I would know I was HALLUCINATING
If I had an hour with Jesus, I'd introduce him to Google and Prnub — then watch his brain collapse
We probably don't even talk the same languages, so it would be awkward
I’d ask Ask him 3 questions “Do you know how popular Christianity is?”
And “Do you then understand how many evils are committed in your name?”
And finally, “Why the fuck do people have to accept ‘the big daddy in the sky’, could he not simply let humans live and then send them to their respective afterlives? Why force people to live in agony of constantly thinking about their death and what comes after? The consequences of religion are far greater than any other thing on the planet, does that not make you feel bad or in the least bit guilty?”
I’d also see if he was simply another mad man who people believed fulfilled a prophecy, or if he was actually supernatural.