I have a neighbour. A friend I guess. Mr. Schwartz. His house is a circus but one without monkeys in or shiit. Mark- he asks- you don’t know what came first, do you? The chicken or the dickhead? He’d heard the question once in Spanish or Italian Tv. I don’t know the answer and I don’t care. I’m going back to 505 or 2013. Schwartz claims he’s from eeeehhh Sheffield eeeehhh England and he says that they have Roman Colosseum out there. Yeah, right. The guy is seriously the propeller that is off, totally not to use only to tow. But still a 4 out of five. Still he’s pipe and slippers and rocking chair with his bloody Mary lacking some tabasco. The guy cares about the crew only. Lucky of you who haven’t heard or met Brian- his evil twin. But that’s a story for another night. So, I don’t know if a dickhead was first to appear. But when I meet one, I’m aware. Always. So! D is for dying Mr. Schwartz like B. is for Balaclava.

Happy New Year all You Monkeys’ fans! Enjoy each song, enjoy every day ❤️