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  • 1 points qualityvote2

    The community has decided that this IS an antimeme!

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  • 587 points your_catfish_friend

    Obstinance

    https://preview.redd.it/u3hbo5qoew6g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38660f2960f50ab0548b2e6d157f966affafb3a1

    https://www.reddit.com/r/webcomics/s/oiDJivb0aO

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    293 points Independent_Ad_4170

    https://preview.redd.it/9ywh4yvg9x6g1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0b8d236ba8ff2ac375fece4c11cb51f0faba1e6

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    2 points Noiseyboisey

    Makes my heart swell

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    126 points everon6

    https://preview.redd.it/cdh5gxwwhy6g1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad5660d551ac95faa4aae68ebd07e56de96b57bb

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    20 points TheMemestOfTheWest

    This would have been better

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    3 points Kaek_

    Thank you for not saying "would of".

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    79 points happy_melee

    https://preview.redd.it/huev6nx18y6g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=640a7f40ec741d5e5ba89c5b171f565786e808cd

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    47 points Not-So-Serious-Sam

    https://preview.redd.it/xzkutdcrjz6g1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50d620940be88bef9261f261c6e3e8f6e76d0926

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    18 points Fair_Weather_2075

    “IM NOT A MORON”

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    16 points mr-toucher_txt

    YES YOU ARE

    YOU ARE THE ROBOT THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT

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    5 points twenty-threenineteen

    WOULD A MORON

    PUNCH

    YOU

    INTO

    THIS

    PIT?!

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  • 97 points Express_Restaurant15

    Are you sure?

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    21 points chifouchifou

    Mark, I made a steak

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    13 points Sea_Scale_4538

    Good news, we can finally be bees

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    4 points burger_boi23

    WHERE IS HE, WHERE IS OMNIMAN

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    4 points Soggy-Huckleberry-55

    I NEED YOU SEA SALT!

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    3 points TheVengefulKey

    A STEAK!?

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    17 points ceo-of-shiza

    https://preview.redd.it/q8x3s4vvjy6g1.png?width=617&format=png&auto=webp&s=36c04383fd2fb6e1a9dc719819f5986458bd80da

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    9 points Embarrassed-Bear-945

    Are you sure? SEA SALT! WHERE'S OMNIMAN? How is that possible? I do not wanna hurt you, sir. I NEED YOU SEA SALT!!! Pretty sure. I am omning it, I am omning it so good! WHERE IS HE??? I am so lonely. Threw a trash bag. Stand ready for my arrival, worm. WHAT'S 17 MORE YEARS? Into space. Oh, yes, that's what I'm talking about! You need to goon, Mark! At work. Goon! WHAT YOU DID WAS NOT NICE! IT'S NOT NICE TO DO THAT! Oh, yes! For Viltruuuuum!!! That's not very nice. That's the neat part, you don't. My name is Shapesmith. PATHETIC! I WOULDN'T EVEN KEEP YOU AS A SLAVE IN MY EMPIRE! Oh, someone misses their mommy, waaah! You're a weird dude, dude! Bacon egg and cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME? Guess who's finally getting his powers? I know where your faamily liiives! Dad! Dad, look! I'm gonna be... DUCT TAPE MAN! Big ass beatdown coming up! You are a pale imitation of Invincible! I don't give a shit about Viltrum! Swearing doesn't make you cool. Wait... You don't have, like, supersperm or something, do you? I miss William. Are you guys gonna mate now? Shut it! I feel dirty.. Oh I'm ceciling it! Make them fear Invincible! BRAX MOY! LATI MOY! XOPA MOY! DIE. I've given this world enough. I'm gonna not be alive! Oh, poor Angstrom! You're not him. It's all your fault! Son, I made a mistake, and I thought about you every single.. I'M A SNAKE! You know, on my planet sock on the door mean’s somebody’s fucking. BRAH BRAH! Let me break it down for you, Mark. YOU'RE NOT LISTENING! Son, I made a steak. A STEAK? Yes... Your father will be executed. That's not very nice. This battle is beneath me! This is good news! We can finally be bees! This isn't your world. But we can be bees! This is good news! You can be a bee! You'll live like a bee! A pet. A PET?? A pet. Mark, this is good news! You'll live for 30 years! THIS IS INSANE! I think... I miss my wife. MY ENTIRE GOD DAMN SKELETON, DICKHEAD! We won, my dick is out and I don't care! Rex Sploded... Son, we need to talk. WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS?! YOU'RE FIGHTING SO YOU CAN SEE EVERYBEE AROUND YOU DIE! THINK, MARK! YOULL OUTLAST EVERY FRAGILE INSIGNIFICANT BEEING ON THIS PLANET! YOU'LL LIVE TO SEE THIS PLANET CRUMBLE TO DUST AND BUZZ AWAY! EVERYBEE AND EVERYTHING YOU KNOW WILL BEE GONE. WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 30 YEARS?! Damn near certain. FINALLY, SOME ACTION! I miss Viltrum... Are you certain? KTX KTX KTX SEOUL I NEED YOU SEOUL! THIS IS GOOD NEWS MARK! YOU'RE NOT LISTENING! YOU NEED TO GOON, MARK! GOON! OHH, YES! FOR SEOUL!

    ARE YOU SURE?

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    3 points retardigrade420

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  • 19 points Beneficial-Mess-1057

    Couldn’t the bottom panel on the osteoporosis work as well? I personally don’t really see a need to edit it.

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    29 points your_catfish_friend

    That’s precisely what I did first actually—that post was removed for not being an antimeme.

    The mods said it was still a punchline. I can see how it can be read that way, although it was less of a punchline than on the oregano

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    17 points Beneficial-Mess-1057

    Literally 1984

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    9 points your_catfish_friend

    Appreciate that but I don’t mind too much. I can see how it was borderline and honestly the mods here are generally quite good. Way better than the days the sub was unmoderated and saturated with reposts and bots

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    4 points retardigrade420

    What if we made eye contact during the two minute hate♥️

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  • 22 points thats_so_merlyn

    I don't like girls because I am gay

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    12 points PlushieFoxy

    I like all because I’m Pan. Just… keep me out of the kitchen…

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    6 points YeahImMan39

    Why are you the Greek god of the wilds and shepherds? Are you stupid?

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    4 points PlushieFoxy

    Yes. Very stupid indeed. Head empty, no thought

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    2 points CyclicalFlow

    Can I become gay

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    -2 points RandomGuy8279

    Why don’t you just have straight sex with them

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  • 4 points RealDonutBurger

    The first step of improving yourself is recognizing your flaws.

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  • 4 points Prestigious-Fig1172

    Girls don't like me... or maybe they do, haven't asked.

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  • 3 points IvytheLivie

    Where's the sorry guy

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  • -25 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    18 points SGTYS

    What did you say?

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    7 points Angryfucktard

    Guys he meant the organic

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    -25 points Due-Beginning8863

    original

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    6 points Hulkaiden

    What?

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    -5 points Due-Beginning8863

    original original original original original original original original

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