Luffy would eat all the food and act hella disrespectful
Anya can read my mind, that alone is more then enough of a reason
Naruto is the best pick since he honestly is a good kid if you treat him right and teach him right. Plus if been shown that chakra can be sent into another person to where they can generate and use it as-well. Maybe I can figure out a way to get naruto to learn how to do that to me and then I would gain chakra. There’s no way I can gain a cool ability from all the others. Unless I wanna kill Luffy, which I don’t.
Adopting gojo is pretty much looking for trouble, and this gojo who’s already went through abuse so him trusting us is unlikely and being aggressive would be very likely, plus you can’t learn how to use cursed energy nor can be passed to you.
As a parent it would be a hell to make her learn for school and do her homework. She isn't that bright in many subjects and really doesn't like stuying. Loid has the patience of a saint with her.
Naruto was just a little boy, he was alone, sad and hurt. People shunned him because of the 9 tailed fox. He just needs a home and a family, some guidance and of course lots of ramen.
Yes but he had a family that took care of him, loved him and didn’t treat him like he was a burden. I would even go as far to say he was a bit spoiled.
But one turned out pretty well for that few people caring about him on the other hand the other ended as a 2 piece puzzles and more importantly was kinda a dick.
Anya, hands down. Her mind reading will be annoying at times but it may also come with positive sides. I imagine luffy and Naruto to be little shits that do stupid shit all day every day. No idea about gojo but he looks cold af.
I bet if Naruto had an actually decent parental figure for his entire childhood, he'd reach his potential wY faster and make Hashirama look like a scrub.
Satoru or Naruto, probably not Satoru because he'd be a stuck up child... Naruto is just a sweet little cutie patootie that would appreciate what you do for him, he's a good boy that deserves all of the love in the world. (I'm assuming non of them have their super powers)
I wanna say Anya, because she's the only girl of the lot, and my home's already set up for a small girl child (because I have a daughter). Her judgey stares from reading my mind about my job might be a PITA, but better than me trying to afford a whole new set of clothes. (Why is that shit so expensive T_T)
And also, Anya is third on my list of names if I ever had another child. (The list is Luna, Sara, Anya)
gojo at that point new he was HIM and that is something major, I don't think I'd be able to have an impression on him. Apparently he was treated as a weapon by his family and that on its own would lead him to have trust issues, qnd with my socially inept, eq deficit ass he'd most likey leave/run away.
Luffy is bankruptcy on legs, I ain't touching that. I don't have the kind of money that it takes to feed him once never-mind an entire lifetime, ain't no way I'm lasting a week before we end up on the streets.
Anya is the worst option out of all them, with her in the room I can't think. And with the shit in my head, no way she ain't losing her innocence and possible faith in humanity as a whole. Just the fact she can peer into my mind, with my never-ending intrusive thoughts...nah...JUST NAH...
Naruto is the best option out of all of them, the kid was neglected, shunned, hated and ignored. As long as I can give him all the love and validation he needs, I'm pretty sure he'd turn out good.
Naruto’s a little shit at first but tbh if he had a parental figure more consistently he’d probably mellow out since the show makes it super obvious he acts that way due to being ostracized by the entire village aside from a small handful of people who can’t be there for him constantly, im not old enough to be a parent but id definitely adopt him into my family and he’d be happy i think, might not get to be a ninja though because i know damn well nobody on this planet can teach him anything but Taijutsu.
Anya is the only other option that i think would actually be beneficial for them because obviously they’ve gone through a lot and the world they live in is pretty crushed to the different but at the same time she has a pretty good life and assuming we’re just plucking them out of their verse i couldn’t provide anything better than what they currently have.
Luffy and Gojo are fine, they had a rough upbringing to be sure but it definitely didn’t have any lasting negative effect on either of them but more importantly i just couldn’t take care of them, luffy would make me go broke with how much food he eats also he’s a free spirit so leaving him in the jungle to fend for himself is actually the most financially stable parenting they could’ve done for him (in universe of course) and Gojo’s ego can not be contained, he may not obliterate me or anything like that but he definitely wouldn’t listen to a word i say
Naruto, because If I took in Naruto than He wouldn’t have been hated as much as he was, He only acted out of not having any attention from a parental attention
How old is Naruto. How long do I have to regret not being able to save him from the treatment of the village. Do I get to step in right from the beginning or am I healing all that trauma those bastards have done to him?
Luffy:will eat my whole food stock
Gojo:HELL NAH IF YOU THINK IM SURVIVING A SECOND IF HEESSES SOME SHIT UP
Anya:I already dont get enough privacy
Naruto: would be the most normal one yet cause he just wants others to accept him
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why do you want her to know your deepest inner thoughts?
She'll use them to help me so, yes.
Yes. I want her to know how much I love my daughter.
Because the best things in life are cute, not dangerous.
I found bumblebees cute, then it flew into my mouth
I don’t know why I laughed so hard at that comment.🤣
No contest. She does her best when the fate of two countries are on her shoulders. Easy choice for a normal life.
I'm too much of a freak to adopt a kid like that. She's going to be reading my mind while I'm thinking of all the things I'm going to do to "momma"
Sammeeeeeeee
Gojo would woop my ass and then leave.
Luffy would eat all the food and act hella disrespectful
Anya can read my mind, that alone is more then enough of a reason
Naruto is the best pick since he honestly is a good kid if you treat him right and teach him right. Plus if been shown that chakra can be sent into another person to where they can generate and use it as-well. Maybe I can figure out a way to get naruto to learn how to do that to me and then I would gain chakra. There’s no way I can gain a cool ability from all the others. Unless I wanna kill Luffy, which I don’t.
Agree, but also Gojo could be a good kid under a good upbringing as well. Hw was alone and treated like a weapon from birth.
Adopting gojo is pretty much looking for trouble, and this gojo who’s already went through abuse so him trusting us is unlikely and being aggressive would be very likely, plus you can’t learn how to use cursed energy nor can be passed to you.
Idc about cursed energy lol. I may be unfamiliar, but I thought it was just extreme loneliness and harsh training not abuse.
Gojo was NOT abused, he was viewed as a tool but for the most part, he was spoiled.
Verbal abuse.
What type of abuse, he would already have fried anyone who tried talking shit to him. Am I missing something?
Idk Naruto gonna wreck like the whole damn house.
Adopting Anya would be a lose-lose scenario. I'd lose my privacy and she'd lose her innocence.
Because she reads your mind and its full of 18+ year olds right…. Nothing about her right???!
Yes. I'd assume that since 99.9% of the population doesn't diddle kids.
As a parent it would be a hell to make her learn for school and do her homework. She isn't that bright in many subjects and really doesn't like stuying. Loid has the patience of a saint with her.
Anya.
I couldn’t afford to feed luffy
Naruto was just a little boy, he was alone, sad and hurt. People shunned him because of the 9 tailed fox. He just needs a home and a family, some guidance and of course lots of ramen.
Same can be said of Gojo. Alone, shunned, and treated like a weapon.
Yes but he had a family that took care of him, loved him and didn’t treat him like he was a burden. I would even go as far to say he was a bit spoiled.
But one turned out pretty well for that few people caring about him on the other hand the other ended as a 2 piece puzzles and more importantly was kinda a dick.
I would 100% adopt Gojo and raise him with the love he never got the first time around.
Anya 100%
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cheese baby
either Anya or Naruto
Gojo since he'd probably be the type of kid to keep to himself and also protect his family
Gojo
Gojo
Gojo... no question
Gojo
Naruto is the only normal kid here besides for maybe Gojo (we don’t know enough about his childhood to make such claims for sure.)
Luffy's normal
He's normal until your food bill hits 1000ds a week
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Whoever comes on top
If she wasn't psychic, I would definitely adopt Anya, but I don't want her getting traumatized by my cursed thoughts and imagination...
Naruto because I can raise him better that the 3rd hobume
Why would anyone wanna adopt Luffy's greedy ass
I have no clue... I would lose my damn mind in about an hour if he were my kid
Luffy for sure. As a father who loves chaos this is exactly the energy I want.
Luffy <3
Get Anya, bring her to a poker tournament, success
Anya or Naruto
Naruto
Naruto.
Naruto
If I choose Anya, do I know that she can read minds? Otherwise, Naruto.
Naruto is the right answer
Anya, hands down. Her mind reading will be annoying at times but it may also come with positive sides. I imagine luffy and Naruto to be little shits that do stupid shit all day every day. No idea about gojo but he looks cold af.
Naruto. That child desperately needed love growing up.
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Anya
How about all of them?
Naruto
I bet if Naruto had an actually decent parental figure for his entire childhood, he'd reach his potential wY faster and make Hashirama look like a scrub.
Naruto
Satoru or Naruto, probably not Satoru because he'd be a stuck up child... Naruto is just a sweet little cutie patootie that would appreciate what you do for him, he's a good boy that deserves all of the love in the world. (I'm assuming non of them have their super powers)
Naruto
No questions asked.
Naruto for sure. I grew up with him and have wanted to adopt him even before I knew the word 😔💕
I wanna say Anya, because she's the only girl of the lot, and my home's already set up for a small girl child (because I have a daughter). Her judgey stares from reading my mind about my job might be a PITA, but better than me trying to afford a whole new set of clothes. (Why is that shit so expensive T_T)
And also, Anya is third on my list of names if I ever had another child. (The list is Luna, Sara, Anya)
Anya she’s the most sane acting
I’d use a clone machine to clone me to four and adopt four different kids
luffy or anya
Naruto since he was along for the longest time.
Naruto instantaneously.
gojo at that point new he was HIM and that is something major, I don't think I'd be able to have an impression on him. Apparently he was treated as a weapon by his family and that on its own would lead him to have trust issues, qnd with my socially inept, eq deficit ass he'd most likey leave/run away.
Luffy is bankruptcy on legs, I ain't touching that. I don't have the kind of money that it takes to feed him once never-mind an entire lifetime, ain't no way I'm lasting a week before we end up on the streets.
Anya is the worst option out of all them, with her in the room I can't think. And with the shit in my head, no way she ain't losing her innocence and possible faith in humanity as a whole. Just the fact she can peer into my mind, with my never-ending intrusive thoughts...nah...JUST NAH...
Naruto is the best option out of all of them, the kid was neglected, shunned, hated and ignored. As long as I can give him all the love and validation he needs, I'm pretty sure he'd turn out good.
Anya has a family. I know nothing of Gojo. Luffy has Ace, Sabi, Garp, Shanks, and the whole village.
Naruto deserves a real home.
Naruto..
Anya would get along GREAT with my 2 kids already so...
Anya. My thoughts alone will discipline her.
i cannot in good conscience pick anya with my intrusive thoughts, so i guess I'll go with gojo
Anya
Naruto because he’s pretty similar to how I used to be if you remove all the ninjaey stuff. Chaotic.
Naruto’s a little shit at first but tbh if he had a parental figure more consistently he’d probably mellow out since the show makes it super obvious he acts that way due to being ostracized by the entire village aside from a small handful of people who can’t be there for him constantly, im not old enough to be a parent but id definitely adopt him into my family and he’d be happy i think, might not get to be a ninja though because i know damn well nobody on this planet can teach him anything but Taijutsu.
Anya is the only other option that i think would actually be beneficial for them because obviously they’ve gone through a lot and the world they live in is pretty crushed to the different but at the same time she has a pretty good life and assuming we’re just plucking them out of their verse i couldn’t provide anything better than what they currently have.
Luffy and Gojo are fine, they had a rough upbringing to be sure but it definitely didn’t have any lasting negative effect on either of them but more importantly i just couldn’t take care of them, luffy would make me go broke with how much food he eats also he’s a free spirit so leaving him in the jungle to fend for himself is actually the most financially stable parenting they could’ve done for him (in universe of course) and Gojo’s ego can not be contained, he may not obliterate me or anything like that but he definitely wouldn’t listen to a word i say
Watched only one of these and didn’t like it. I’ll take Luffy since from what I’ve seen, he seems to match my crazy vibe and I don’t mind being robbed
Naruto, because If I took in Naruto than He wouldn’t have been hated as much as he was, He only acted out of not having any attention from a parental attention
Anya. That's not even a choice.
Anya is adorable so her plus she has potential to be OP under my guidance and a ton of IDW superhero comic reboots
Is this the new karma farm post thing.
naruto is a whiny bitch, gojo would wap my butt in the middle of the night, luffy would eat my whole house and anya would read my mind.
adopt naruto to give him an actual family
Naruto
How much would him having a parent effect the story? (Probably a lot)
Luffy - a kind and adorable boy! 🥰🥰❤️
Gojo and we will raise him to have as may friend as possible and to not have to live as a damn weapon
Naruto
How old is Naruto. How long do I have to regret not being able to save him from the treatment of the village. Do I get to step in right from the beginning or am I healing all that trauma those bastards have done to him?
Anya
gojo
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Luffy:will eat my whole food stock Gojo:HELL NAH IF YOU THINK IM SURVIVING A SECOND IF HEESSES SOME SHIT UP Anya:I already dont get enough privacy Naruto: would be the most normal one yet cause he just wants others to accept him
Anya
Im torn beetwean Anya and Naruto tbh
Anya
Who to choose
Gojo O Ichigo (child).
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Naruto
I'd train Luffy to become the next Jeffrey Epstein
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