Who do you want to adopt
  • 122 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    26 points Slow-Philosophy-4654

    why do you want her to know your deepest inner thoughts?

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    18 points damn-otaku

    She'll use them to help me so, yes.

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    5 points Gokudomatic

    Yes. I want her to know how much I love my daughter.

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    13 points Jeevansaab

    Because the best things in life are cute, not dangerous.

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    8 points Soulsgamer247

    I found bumblebees cute, then it flew into my mouth

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    4 points Abriel_Lafiel

    I don’t know why I laughed so hard at that comment.🤣

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    6 points Notgoodatfakenames2

    No contest. She does her best when the fate of two countries are on her shoulders. Easy choice for a normal life.

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    6 points uneasyride

    I'm too much of a freak to adopt a kid like that. She's going to be reading my mind while I'm thinking of all the things I'm going to do to "momma"

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    1 points Informal-Musician835

    Sammeeeeeeee

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  • 71 points Responsible-Eye-8229

    Gojo would woop my ass and then leave.

    Luffy would eat all the food and act hella disrespectful 

    Anya can read my mind, that alone is more then enough of a reason 

    Naruto is the best pick since he honestly is a good kid if you treat him right and teach him right. Plus if been shown that chakra can be sent into another person to where they can generate and use it as-well. Maybe I can figure out a way to get naruto to learn how to do that to me and then I would gain chakra. There’s no way I can gain a cool ability from all the others. Unless I wanna kill Luffy, which I don’t.

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    16 points silliputti0907

    Agree, but also Gojo could be a good kid under a good upbringing as well. Hw was alone and treated like a weapon from birth.

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    3 points Responsible-Eye-8229

    Adopting gojo is pretty much looking for trouble, and this gojo who’s already went through abuse so him trusting us is unlikely and being aggressive would be very likely, plus you can’t learn how to use cursed energy nor can be passed to you.

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    2 points silliputti0907

    Idc about cursed energy lol. I may be unfamiliar, but I thought it was just extreme loneliness and harsh training not abuse.

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    1 points Gokuglazer6000

    Gojo was NOT abused, he was viewed as a tool but for the most part, he was spoiled.

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    1 points Responsible-Eye-8229

    Verbal abuse.

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    1 points Gokuglazer6000

    What type of abuse, he would already have fried anyone who tried talking shit to him. Am I missing something?

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    2 points rayquazza74

    Idk Naruto gonna wreck like the whole damn house.

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  • 42 points ChicaneryFinger

    Adopting Anya would be a lose-lose scenario. I'd lose my privacy and she'd lose her innocence.

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    23 points Substantial-Chef-764

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    10 points CptJacksp

    Because she reads your mind and its full of 18+ year olds right…. Nothing about her right???!

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    6 points Bladeofwar94

    Yes. I'd assume that since 99.9% of the population doesn't diddle kids.

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    1 points Sabbi94

    As a parent it would be a hell to make her learn for school and do her homework. She isn't that bright in many subjects and really doesn't like stuying. Loid has the patience of a saint with her.

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  • 15 points KarateGamer007

    Anya.

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  • 8 points Rjm0007

    I couldn’t afford to feed luffy

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  • 9 points misterturdcat

    Naruto was just a little boy, he was alone, sad and hurt. People shunned him because of the 9 tailed fox. He just needs a home and a family, some guidance and of course lots of ramen.

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    2 points silliputti0907

    Same can be said of Gojo. Alone, shunned, and treated like a weapon.

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    1 points misterturdcat

    Yes but he had a family that took care of him, loved him and didn’t treat him like he was a burden. I would even go as far to say he was a bit spoiled.

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    1 points National_Airline1

    But one turned out pretty well for that few people caring about him on the other hand the other ended as a 2 piece puzzles and more importantly was kinda a dick.

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    1 points AmaranthineDream

    I would 100% adopt Gojo and raise him with the love he never got the first time around.

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  • 7 points ZElementPlayz

    Anya 100%

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  • 5 points No_Monitor_3440

    https://preview.redd.it/csru8lx8069g1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2014f7bac47cb92096dff87983ba46883962c8a

    cheese baby

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  • 5 points ComprehensiveDeer56

    either Anya or Naruto

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  • 6 points Sad_Pie1911

    Gojo since he'd probably be the type of kid to keep to himself and also protect his family

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  • 5 points RevolutionaryCod7552

    Gojo

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  • 4 points Shoelace_cal

    Gojo

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  • 4 points AmaranthineDream

    Gojo... no question

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  • 4 points The_CheeseWiz6739

    Gojo

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  • 6 points HuntingVillains

    Naruto is the only normal kid here besides for maybe Gojo (we don’t know enough about his childhood to make such claims for sure.)

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    0 points Livid_District_3271

    Luffy's normal

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    3 points upstartfir1

    He's normal until your food bill hits 1000ds a week

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  • 3 points SkullStar123

    https://i.redd.it/3aq1brhym79g1.gif

    Whoever comes on top

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  • 3 points NaCl-And-C12H22O11

    If she wasn't psychic, I would definitely adopt Anya, but I don't want her getting traumatized by my cursed thoughts and imagination...

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  • 5 points Banjovious

    Naruto because I can raise him better that the 3rd hobume

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  • 2 points visionarybeating2

    Why would anyone wanna adopt Luffy's greedy ass

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    1 points AmaranthineDream

    I have no clue... I would lose my damn mind in about an hour if he were my kid

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  • 2 points NomadinZone21

    Luffy for sure. As a father who loves chaos this is exactly the energy I want.

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  • 2 points ComprehensiveAide946

    Luffy <3

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  • 2 points Fabiuzz69

    Get Anya, bring her to a poker tournament, success

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  • 3 points Courious_Reader

    Anya or Naruto

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  • 2 points floofywhitebutterfly

    Naruto

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  • 4 points OatesZ2004

    Naruto.

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  • 2 points GentleRiver_

    Naruto

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  • 2 points suleymanio70

    If I choose Anya, do I know that she can read minds? Otherwise, Naruto.

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  • 2 points kinovi

    Naruto is the right answer

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  • 1 points TehZiiM

    Anya, hands down. Her mind reading will be annoying at times but it may also come with positive sides. I imagine luffy and Naruto to be little shits that do stupid shit all day every day. No idea about gojo but he looks cold af.

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  • 1 points ProfessorLovely

    Naruto. That child desperately needed love growing up.

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  • 1 points ChoiceSupermarket230

    https://preview.redd.it/ks3ryxay169g1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ddaa386fbcd740887866f89914f3a31831afc81

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  • 1 points Consistent_End8724

    Anya

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  • 1 points Salt-Dare-8979

    How about all of them?

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  • 1 points Hyper-Saiyan-1999

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  • 1 points Oporichito_619

    Naruto

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  • 1 points Sororita

    I bet if Naruto had an actually decent parental figure for his entire childhood, he'd reach his potential wY faster and make Hashirama look like a scrub.

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  • 1 points Wild_Molasses_3264

    Naruto

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  • 1 points peiming_has_STD_tgcf

    Satoru or Naruto, probably not Satoru because he'd be a stuck up child... Naruto is just a sweet little cutie patootie that would appreciate what you do for him, he's a good boy that deserves all of the love in the world. (I'm assuming non of them have their super powers)

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  • 1 points Federal-Use5896

    Naruto

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  • 1 points Proto_Gen20

    No questions asked.

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  • 1 points Working_Ad_6884

    Naruto for sure. I grew up with him and have wanted to adopt him even before I knew the word 😔💕

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  • 1 points LienaSha

    I wanna say Anya, because she's the only girl of the lot, and my home's already set up for a small girl child (because I have a daughter). Her judgey stares from reading my mind about my job might be a PITA, but better than me trying to afford a whole new set of clothes. (Why is that shit so expensive T_T)

    And also, Anya is third on my list of names if I ever had another child. (The list is Luna, Sara, Anya)

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  • 1 points StrikingWheel2578

    Anya she’s the most sane acting

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  • 1 points ShadowWolf4984

    I’d use a clone machine to clone me to four and adopt four different kids

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  • 1 points Fit_Ad_2618

    luffy or anya

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  • 1 points Hornor72

    Naruto since he was along for the longest time.

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  • 1 points East-Cash7795

    Naruto instantaneously.

    gojo at that point new he was HIM and that is something major, I don't think I'd be able to have an impression on him. Apparently he was treated as a weapon by his family and that on its own would lead him to have trust issues, qnd with my socially inept, eq deficit ass he'd most likey leave/run away.

    Luffy is bankruptcy on legs, I ain't touching that. I don't have the kind of money that it takes to feed him once never-mind an entire lifetime, ain't no way I'm lasting a week before we end up on the streets.

    Anya is the worst option out of all them, with her in the room I can't think. And with the shit in my head, no way she ain't losing her innocence and possible faith in humanity as a whole. Just the fact she can peer into my mind, with my never-ending intrusive thoughts...nah...JUST NAH...

    Naruto is the best option out of all of them, the kid was neglected, shunned, hated and ignored. As long as I can give him all the love and validation he needs, I'm pretty sure he'd turn out good.

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  • 1 points Ok-Ambassador6660

    Anya has a family. I know nothing of Gojo. Luffy has Ace, Sabi, Garp, Shanks, and the whole village.

    Naruto deserves a real home.

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  • 1 points TheSilent097

    Naruto..

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  • 1 points seuadr

    Anya would get along GREAT with my 2 kids already so...

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  • 1 points JazzlikeNerve6798

    Anya. My thoughts alone will discipline her.

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  • 1 points Dreadnought_666

    i cannot in good conscience pick anya with my intrusive thoughts, so i guess I'll go with gojo

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  • 1 points No_Bad_9379

    Anya

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  • 1 points Maskmenace1

    Naruto because he’s pretty similar to how I used to be if you remove all the ninjaey stuff. Chaotic.

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  • 1 points Bedrockboy2006

    Naruto’s a little shit at first but tbh if he had a parental figure more consistently he’d probably mellow out since the show makes it super obvious he acts that way due to being ostracized by the entire village aside from a small handful of people who can’t be there for him constantly, im not old enough to be a parent but id definitely adopt him into my family and he’d be happy i think, might not get to be a ninja though because i know damn well nobody on this planet can teach him anything but Taijutsu.

    Anya is the only other option that i think would actually be beneficial for them because obviously they’ve gone through a lot and the world they live in is pretty crushed to the different but at the same time she has a pretty good life and assuming we’re just plucking them out of their verse i couldn’t provide anything better than what they currently have.

    Luffy and Gojo are fine, they had a rough upbringing to be sure but it definitely didn’t have any lasting negative effect on either of them but more importantly i just couldn’t take care of them, luffy would make me go broke with how much food he eats also he’s a free spirit so leaving him in the jungle to fend for himself is actually the most financially stable parenting they could’ve done for him (in universe of course) and Gojo’s ego can not be contained, he may not obliterate me or anything like that but he definitely wouldn’t listen to a word i say

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  • 1 points GrimoireIsGrimm

    Watched only one of these and didn’t like it. I’ll take Luffy since from what I’ve seen, he seems to match my crazy vibe and I don’t mind being robbed

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  • 1 points DavTheGlowingViper

    Naruto, because If I took in Naruto than He wouldn’t have been hated as much as he was, He only acted out of not having any attention from a parental attention

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  • 1 points Gokudomatic

    Anya. That's not even a choice.

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  • 1 points Careful-Parsley-9857

    Anya is adorable so her plus she has potential to be OP under my guidance and a ton of IDW superhero comic reboots

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  • 1 points Left-Night-1125

    Is this the new karma farm post thing.

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  • 1 points AdMountain7309

    naruto is a whiny bitch, gojo would wap my butt in the middle of the night, luffy would eat my whole house and anya would read my mind.

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  • 1 points Roaskywalker

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  • 1 points Minute-Risk-175

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  • 1 points Big_Network9344

    adopt naruto to give him an actual family

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  • 1 points Freaky-Gojo

    Naruto

    How much would him having a parent effect the story? (Probably a lot)

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  • 1 points Kam_lover

    Luffy - a kind and adorable boy! 🥰🥰❤️

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  • 1 points RedCaedus

    Gojo and we will raise him to have as may friend as possible and to not have to live as a damn weapon

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  • 1 points Confident_Idea8634

    Naruto

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  • 1 points stonersrus19

    How old is Naruto. How long do I have to regret not being able to save him from the treatment of the village. Do I get to step in right from the beginning or am I healing all that trauma those bastards have done to him?

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  • 1 points beastearl486

    Anya

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  • 1 points OddAcanthisitta9104

    gojo

    https://preview.redd.it/sn3hsyh4xa9g1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b9e5c654841ec2eee9d0935a0750e968511daf3

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  • 1 points Ok_Worry_6088

    Luffy:will eat my whole food stock Gojo:HELL NAH IF YOU THINK IM SURVIVING A SECOND IF HEESSES SOME SHIT UP Anya:I already dont get enough privacy Naruto: would be the most normal one yet cause he just wants others to accept him

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  • 1 points Fine-Confidence-6368

    Anya

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  • 1 points ankecccc7567

    Im torn beetwean Anya and Naruto tbh

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  • 1 points Kobyashi417

    Anya

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  • 1 points Legitimate_Deer4328

    Who to choose

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  • 1 points Maleficent_Cattle298

    Gojo O Ichigo (child).

    https://preview.redd.it/40plhumf5g9g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0634dac76ef9512aa86b5b8e2ab103d52a182cea

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  • 1 points Illumi_Zoldyck26

    Naruto

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  • 0 points piss_tol

    I'd train Luffy to become the next Jeffrey Epstein

    https://preview.redd.it/voao3cub869g1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cddc802d1d07ca0a1aaabd92d3cd14c804a3baa

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