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gooning is too public nowadays for it to feel cultured. it's like classy smoking in black and white movies vs a bum addict in the streets. it just doesn't hit the same
All 7 of them will make a nice rainbow 🌈🤣
Though not the 7 colours we learnt via science about the color spectrum.
Black, Grey, Red, Brown, Orange, Violet, and Green.
Idk. I only met two of them since I couldn't really get into the show. They were both sadists, but I'm not into the whole being a pet thing, so I'll go with Power.
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we all know it's Beam
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I’ll save this for later
he a lil weird but he chill
I was very conflicted until I saw the CORRECT answer.
beam is king 👑👑
Even if she will ruin my life IDGAF
gladly go kaboom
They are literally all dead, MIA, or evil; what do you want from me?!
To pick one
Kobeni is not evil, it's alive, it's not underage and I wouldn't say shes MIA. I think it's the only true choice here.
We haven’t seen her in a long time, so I personally count her as MIA; still she is probably the best option, by process of elimination.
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The level of holliness needed to understand this joke is absolutely flaberggasting
Did the character smash someone named grass or something
He’s a character from Overlord and his name is TouchMe
I did it
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This is a joke, but I’ve got the flu and I’ve been sequestered in my room. I’d kill to touch some grass right now
😭
All of them(Denji answer)
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Himeno
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Reze without a doubt
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Reze by a fuck ton, I’m still depressed.
“The truth is I’ve never gone to school either”
That movie broke me right before a vacation. It was weird
Weird that you felt feelings?
Power
Real
Might be the only one who doesn’t piss me off in some way
the non showering very aggressive self absorbed racist?
Sounds like her ya
fuck... okay at least man knows what he wants
You just described like 90% of anime fans
And 90% of Reddit.
Same thing, is it not?
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Pochita
Chainsawkini
The correct answer
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Brother what
The lesbian necrophiliac
Quanxi is never beating the allegations
If you’re looking for the ideal waifu CSM ain’t it.
Having said that…
Give me some Himommy please
Kharn the Betrayer will always be my Chaos Space Marine waifu and I (and he) will suffer no rival.
https://preview.redd.it/418mspvl369g1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4277880a129ccbd28ff99bf1a80f99217debbcad
Yeah I'm crazy so what? Also reze though
Reze 💔
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Forbidden snu snu
Never watched the show but imma vote for the eyepatch girl .
Himeno is best girl
That's her name , cool , thank you 😊
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If you are giving me choice, i choose all
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Ig I am late but i will still say that Kobeni is the only waifu for me in CSM
I really like her too! But for some reason it seems to me that we are in the minority..
idk why, the chainsaw man date chapter literally solidified what I already knew, little mochi dancing
we are minority, but realistically she is the best waifu ngl( both looks and personality for me)
Yeah she's the only normal girl
real. everyone's insane 😭😭
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Who?
lil d
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Power
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mami
wait-
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JUDGMENT!
I knew someone would make this joke 😂
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Bro Yoru's and makima's chest size are smaller in this pic
I’m sorry, but the fact that you know this and need to point this out as a little sad…
I really miss the "I see you're a man of culture" days. Now it's just gooner shaming.
gooning is too public nowadays for it to feel cultured. it's like classy smoking in black and white movies vs a bum addict in the streets. it just doesn't hit the same
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I use this one a little too much, but this one is so deserved. This one is so deserved. 🥀💔
Bro got that Tyler1 head
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Uh… Kobeni, Makima and Power.
… You’re weird for asking that
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Asa/Yoru and Himeno
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Kobeni's car
himeno, power, and reze
Himino
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The ear devil
Yoru
None of them
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Yes, Cosmos is where it's at.
Não sei, todas são excelentes.
Fami fr
Obviously Power come ON 🙄
Power
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"I FUCKING LOVE WAR"
-Basedowner
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Power, está bien loca y es buena onda
Power and it is not even remotely close for me
Power!
Kobeni
https://i.redd.it/deng7nwlg69g1.gif
Reze and Power
I feel like Kobeni would wear a one piece rather than a bikini.
Reze and Kobeni are top two
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It’s reze and it ain’t close
Kobeni and Himeno are my girls.
HALLOWEEN!
Power for life!
I like power
The brown haired milf in the middle
Iirc she's Kobeni I think? Also I dont think she's a milf
Correct and correct.
She’s the least ‘milfy’ character in anime history lmao
Where is Asa and Angel
Depends, no, fuck no, absolutely, hell no, hell yeah, absolutely fucking not.
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Yes
Himeno
Makima
Reze
Reze ig.
all of them :p
Yes
I think we are confusing gooner bait with waifu here. Theyre way too fucked up for waifu.
himeno forever
Himeno
Based on first glance, I'd take any of the 4 in the middle, but if I had to pick one, I'd go with the brunette directly in the middle.
Yes
After some thought... Still yes
Where's Beam?
All 7 of them will make a nice rainbow 🌈🤣 Though not the 7 colours we learnt via science about the color spectrum. Black, Grey, Red, Brown, Orange, Violet, and Green.
The one who is not trying to kill you
I'm unimaginably bricked up rn (Fami Kobeni and reze)
https://i.redd.it/6i0pw7jy769g1.gif
None, they're all ill.
Reze
Himeno no. 1. Yoru No. 2. Its so close. Tits v Ass.
Idk. I only met two of them since I couldn't really get into the show. They were both sadists, but I'm not into the whole being a pet thing, so I'll go with Power.
All of them
I just love Reze. She’s so awesome
The one who is alive
Control and war
Bro, with a waifu lineup like this, can you blame Denji?
Reze by a long shot.
Most definitely Reze. Nothing you say would change my mind
Poor Denji, all the girls in his life did him dirty at least once.
I genuinely don’t know bro but i look up spicy Yoru art pretty often so uh.
I dont know any of these, so I'll go with 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.
Fammi or Reze
Reze ofc
Wait Chaos Space Marines in waifu form? Crosspost this to Chaos40k and watch actual chaos
My favorite for denji Reze
My favorite power she’s one of the bros or kobeni
Makima in a bikini just feels wrong
Fami for sure
Beam 💙💙
Himeno easily
is there a picture in higher resolution?
Which one of them won't try to kill me?
Command sergeant major
They had to make Quanxi, the finest woman in CSM, a *lesbian.* My disappointment was immeasurable. I felt Kishibe's pain.
(I've got no issues with LGBTQ+ community, I've got one gay friend, and my older sister is pan.)
A 3 way tie between makima power and reze lol I'm cooked af
Why should I be forced to choose just 1? I choose ALL!
As someone who’s in the military, I read this as “command sergeant major” what does CSM mean in this context
I choose the least stinky.
Himeno
Absolutely none of them have a unique body?
Just starting to read the manga. Who’s the grey-haired lady next to Yoru?
Horus. But Abbadon is a close second
Reze ofc
Either Reze or Makima
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I love Himeno
So whatever happened to the beach episode of CSM?
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Santa Claus my beloved
.
Reze. 😭
Also… holy crap. Chainsaw Man is almost on the level of Bleach in terms of waifus. 😍🫠