Two solid choices here
  • 4 points Kirirri

    Cat girl. Friendship + love > funny person you see every now and then

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    2 points spokanelurker99

    What if he also lives with you?

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    3 points Kirirri

    It depends. Cat girl I expect cuddles and yummy food. If neither is provided, kicking her out for the homie James.

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    1 points ImNearATrain

    She seems like over time she would get annoying as fuck

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    1 points Kirirri

    Lol not yall trying to convince me to pick a dude

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    1 points Crazed_Noodle

    Is there gaslighting working. Lol

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    1 points Kirirri

    Nah 😇

    Titties > funny. Any day

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    1 points Icy_Insect_6695

    Dude why not take fucking James it James because yes

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    1 points Kirirri

    I like boobs

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    1 points Icy_Insect_6695

    same bruh

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  • 2 points LongAdagio8865

    Xd

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  • 2 points Temporary_Advice_921

    James, 100%

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    1 points michaeltostado

    I'm picking James EVERY time😂

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  • 2 points Guy_in_canada

    Why am I in the right panel

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    1 points Accurate_Offer4430

    The prophecy has been foretold

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    1 points Both-Meringue2466

    I choose you

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    1 points DirectalArrow

    Hey guess what

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  • 1 points Vikings_Pain

    SSDD

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  • 1 points banjoman1024

    Both

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    1 points Limp_Imagination6627

    You greed sickens me

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    1 points banjoman1024

    Deal with it

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    1 points banjoman1024

    But you realize it was a joke to say both in fact actually I wouldn’t want either

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    2 points slapper-nickle

    James would be disappointed

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    1 points Limp_Imagination6627

    He would 😔

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    2 points Limp_Imagination6627

    I was also joking lol

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    1 points banjoman1024

    I know I like taking peoples jokes litterly as a joke

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  • 1 points Thebelgiandude16

    Left,plz

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    1 points slapper-nickle

    Idk bout that pal

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    1 points Thebelgiandude16

    I already have a bro that is like the guy at the right so I'ma take the one on the left

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  • 1 points Creative_Newspaper65

    Why big boobed why does it matter

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  • 1 points Several_Access_2779

    The second one is common enough. Might have a hard time finding the “James” variant 

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  • 1 points TuggerHuggerFugger

    But does he love me though? 😔

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  • 1 points RockinAndRollin00

    Catgirl gf

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  • 1 points TheGodOfBlood1

    Cat girl

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  • 1 points PresentAstronomer137

    Yes

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  • 1 points luxio64

    Cat gira gf sorry

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  • 1 points Apart_Ad4370

    Can girl

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  • 1 points 3000daysago

    Big titty cat girl

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  • 1 points The_cool_Cat9

    Cat girl

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  • 1 points Explanation_Upper

    Catgirl

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  • 1 points Comfortable_Enough98

    Catgirl, never gonna change my mind

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  • 1 points moongirlmania

    james is awesome

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  • 1 points Shadows_Skys

    I'll take the cat

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  • 1 points 13D_YT

    I've got a James already

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  • 1 points -Benjamin_Dover-

    People. I have now changed my name to James.

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  • 1 points Icy_Insect_6695

    James

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  • 1 points Crafty_Version_8437

    Easy James 🙂‍↕️

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  • 1 points Odd-Rain-8142

    Imma take the best option James

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  • 1 points Polybius2600

    Cat girlfriend

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  • 1 points Minimum_Opinion7816

    James can have deez nuts

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  • 1 points MasterDaddy64

    Cat girl. I already have a stupid friend

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  • 1 points Ortineon

    Cat girl

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  • 1 points volt65bolt

    Who cooks better

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  • 1 points A_Lonely_Duck

    Well see I can actually put Deez nuts in the cat girl without it being gay.

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  • 1 points UsualRecording9804

    I choose her straight up because she kinda looks submissive 😏

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  • 1 points Soggy-Register-1781

    Girl

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  • 1 points DragolanceX

    The girl..

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  • 1 points Dragons_Flares

    Cat girl......idk maybe she is loyal and doesnt use me like every other girl I meet these days....

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  • 1 points Cosmic_Cucumber123

    Lady

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  • 1 points LumitysuperfanTOH14

    Catgirl, next question

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  • 1 points Savings-Tax3143

    I’m allergic to cats. Can I make it a bunny girl?

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  • 1 points Sooulofwoods

    Catgirl FOR SURE

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  • 1 points Karuno29

    Solid choices?.. Like... Snake? Okay, if jokes aside, then the girl

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  • 1 points Any-Worry-4011

    Wait until James hears about a cyclotron accelerating particles across Deez

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  • 1 points AdTasty8537

    Honestly James. Magbe I can tell him about the sugandese people.

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  • 1 points Live-Photograph6781

    Hmmmm hard choice....

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  • 1 points Pumathemage

    Cat girl, Everytime

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  • 1 points Thick-Note2274

    James def

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  • 1 points Admirable-Music6328

    James

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