Has my Roomba become a SovCit?
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  • 34 points aboxofkittens

    He does not wish to create joinder with you

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  • 23 points LameBicycle

    I believe iRobot just declared bankruptcy, so maybe your Roomba finally gained access to his Cestui Que Vie Trust, and drained that strawman account so it could scoot off into the sunset

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  • 17 points Throwaway1303033042

    “No operating license or insurance required. I am a free robot.”

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    1 points The-Riskiest-Biscuit

    “I am BlackJack the free robot, not BlackJack the legal entity.”

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  • 13 points realparkingbrake

    It sucks and it's full of dirt, so it always had sovcit tendencies.

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  • 6 points GachaHell

    I'll create my own America with Blackjack and Hookers.

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  • 4 points ItsJoeMomma

    Ours just declared itself a freebot on the floor.

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  • 3 points OrbitalLemonDrop

    It's his right to use his personal automaton to suck up dirt A and dirt B without interference from you just because you think you "paid" for it or "own" it somehow.

    And from now on, you should address it as Picea iRobot Roomba Cornelius Bey.

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  • 2 points Nice-Tumbleweed5090

    Its time to sit down and have an intervention with your roomba.

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  • 1 points ctn1ss

    Well, with iRobot’s current financial situation… I’d say yes.

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  • 1 points AngelOfDepth

    What's it's fee schedule?

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  • 1 points PiercehawthorneIII

    ROOMBA

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