Hello AK47 fans,

This is the moment you have all been waiting for. The annual recap of the most dogshit posts of the last calendar year, carefully curated into a series of albums for you. This year was a doozie, and turned into our biggest post yet (though 2026 is already shaping up to give this year a run for it's money). This year we are going to make things interesting and add a poll for you to vote on the absolute worst posts of the year. The winner will receive custom flair (at a minimum) memorializing their accomplishment. I am open to suggestions on the specific phrasing.

Please enjoy this finely curated collection of the worst posts of the year.

Unfortunately imgur crashed out multiple times with the first album and I was forced to use flickr. If you click the photo it will give you a description

Album 1

Album 2

Poll

30 points ralphbuffalo

Flew through this looking for #73 to vote for, maybe because it was so recent but it was so fucking funny

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10 points bowtie_k

bro crashed out so fucking hard

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6 points AKMitraliera

I missed the "click to see more" at first and was disappointed not to see #73. I cant comprehend how dumb you have to be to do this. Remember, people like this drive.

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2 points bowtie_k

And his vote counts as much as yours

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1 points Schnitzel_the_Burger

Bro I audibly laughed at work looking at that one

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25 points WasteOSkin

Surprised the great thirst trap tragedy didn't make it.

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3 points bowtie_k

Man that was this year wasn't it? I think the OG post got buried under all the "I bought this from my wife's boyfriends cousins former roommate for $500" copycat posts and none of us mods screencapped it before it was gone

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24 points Ekul13

Where is the best worst post of all time that we got last year??!

The: my dad's friend's uncle sold me this ak47 thinly disguised onlyfans ad?

Imo one of the most legendary things that's ever happened in this sub: a bunch of ak47 ~~autists~~ enthusiasts bullied an onlyfans girl into deleting her account lmao

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4 points ST4RSK1MM3R

Got a link to that? I missed it lmao

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7 points AKMitraliera

It was deleted I believe. But there was a month long period of daily "my dad's boyfriends uncles cousin sold me this AK" posts.

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3 points Fancy_Professor_1023

I was so proud of this community!

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3 points Arsenal_999

LOL the Zastava M92/M70 she got for $500. Is that he same post I'm thinking of?

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3 points bowtie_k

I think the original post was buried under all the satire posts and we never got a screenshot of it before it was gone.

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17 points Blackened138

Wow, those are rough fo sho

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17 points Madeyoulook4now

The worst post of the decade was the guy who sheared off the muzzle threads on his PSA krink and then blamed the gun. That’s just beyond stupidity

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5 points bowtie_k

Crash out of the decade for sure

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3 points Prune-Butter

Yep, I can see someone ignorant and asking for help before proceeding, but to just go full retard, well…

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16 points ardesofmiche

55 with the fucking pancakes in the background was so class

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14 points Ken808

Half this sub frantically checking if they made the list

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1 points CHESTYUSMC

Facts

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12 points PurePro71

Shocked these people passed 2FA to make a Reddit account in the first place. Seems like it'd be a struggle for them.

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6 points bowtie_k

me every time i go onto this sub

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25 points Subotai_Super_Shorty
Nervously scrolls through galleries looking for my guns
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9 points bowtie_k

At least you'd know who to vote for!

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20 points brawneisdead

At first I hated this and then I got invested.

Definitely recency bias but the last one about the guy thinking that that his occasional PERSONAL 7.62x39 purchases may empower AAC with the profit it needs to make 5.45x39 “probably better than Tula” is like a universe-bending level of ignorance I can’t ignore

Also the M92 with Kalashnicarver and a drummie fucks hard, you’re not too good for a hood AK and don’t act like you are (I don’t know you at all, this is all conjecture)

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5 points Jsauce2001

I thought the problem on the M92 was the red dot, because why even have sights on that bad boy!

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14 points Miffed_Monkey

I think worst of 2026 should have that "Must login to view" Flickr album, you goober

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11 points bowtie_k

bro making that album was going to make me fucking crash out for real.

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5 points [deleted]

[deleted]

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12 points bowtie_k

You have 363 days to make a truly reprehensible post that everyone hates.

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1 points Micro_KORGI

At first I was excited to not make the list but I realized that means I'm probably not trying hard enough

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7 points condavour

Gotta be 52 for the dumbass question along with the dirty surroundings... the perfect r/ak47 post for sure.

Also I didn't see any Vz. 58s... Seems like that must draw a brighter crowd :D

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4 points bowtie_k

I love that post

There were quite a few VZ58s posted this year but those are generally pretty cool guns so we dont add them to the que (unless its a dookie post)

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4 points scandinavian_surfer

It feels so niche to have been there for a lot of these posts

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3 points D_Malorcus

One day I only hope one of my goofball ideas ends up being immortalized in one of these posts. This is the highlight of my year!

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5 points Micro_KORGI

I love how smug the guy got on the last post about how he just swapped in some coilovers so he knows what he's doing

As if that doesn't make the situation even more embarrassing. I'm curious how badly that Supra is going to get smeared down the road when the 'expertly installed' suspension completely goes out

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4 points RAGE-OF-SPARTA-X

https://preview.redd.it/z33xcoi0v6bg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c702b491432e8069a4deb663bbc201ce8e9e52c7

I got some good laughs going through 2025’s entries but i don’t think anything will ever top this one.

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1 points ChogolateMilk

man i’d forgotten about that

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3 points jetbuilt1980

My mom always said I was special but I showed her the first album and she said "Im not that special". Dammit I thought I was going places! I love this sub because of the deep sarcasm present when someone shows how dumb they are...and thats exactly why I didnt question the mods when my last post got deleted I just crawfished back into the shadows to disappear into the background. 🫡

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1 points ChogolateMilk

that post got flagged by auto mod and should’ve been approved that’s our bad. next time please hit up mod mail

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2 points jetbuilt1980

Im not that needy but I appreciate you looking into it for me. I jokingly told myself "thats what you get for buying a PSA AKV" but the KP9 wasnt available and stupid is as stupid does. I'll repost when I get the furniture swapped over, thanks again youre a real one for that.

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3 points HistoryFan1105

I need to post my AK again it made the worst of 2024 list. Kinda sad I didn’t go for the repeat

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3 points CrazyGreek84

Thank you for taking the time to do this. I now have quality reading material for when it’s toilet time.

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5 points ardesofmiche

This is the content I come here for

God bless

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2 points jeropian-moth

Add all the dong’d Yugos.

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2 points scandinavian_surfer

I genuinely can’t tell if album 1 pic 2 is satire or not

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2 points 30_rounds_later

I mean 44 is like peak autist. The legendary crash out of the thread guy is also chefs kiss

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2 points Pockets408

#73 because dude did a dumb, then "clapped back" with 'lol I have Arsenals suppressors went on just fine it's my wife's fault I bought her a POS PSAAK' and continued the crash out from there.

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2 points Mustang302_

73 is so peak

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2 points AlternativeMeeting74

I am crying laughing at these😂

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2 points Danny_PSA

Yep, 73 was a fun one. 🤣

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2 points Mausdr1v3r

I'm upset I'm not on there

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1 points bowtie_k

Im sorry your posts don't suck?

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1 points Schnitzel_the_Burger

Fuck yeah! I hope it made it!! /s

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1 points CosmosisQuo

We're off to an incredible 2026

https://www.reddit.com/r/ak47/comments/1q77jno/bakelite_mag_in_checked_bag/

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1 points bowtie_k

Please tell me you got a screencap of that because he dirty deleted. We've been averaging over one post per day

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1 points CosmosisQuo

Damn, I did not. He was asking if it's a good idea to smuggle bakelite 30 round mags out of China in his checked luggage because they're cheap there lol

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2 points bowtie_k

Incredible

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