The Full Text Of The United States Constitution
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  • 636 points Previous-Track175

    You've been banned from r/conservative 

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    185 points Ima85beast

    OMG I was literally just on that sub and noticing how most of their posts have almost no comments. some posts say they have 80 to 100 comments, but the vast majority of them have been removed.

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    220 points Allboutdadoge

    The moderators hide all the comments until they trust posters enough to let them comment.  The ones you see are just the ones theyve approved.  But most people are not approved. Such is the way of free speech purists...

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    47 points Ima85beast

    oh yeah it's painfully obvious that they're they're only allowing comments that push their agenda... really, what I should have highlighted in my last comment was the huge difference between the number of comments on their posts from when Trump first got elected compared to today.

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    17 points Chuckychinster

    Well no no, they just need their safe space

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    12 points vandon

    Don't you know that all free speech must have prior approval?  Stupid liberal doesn't even know how speech works.

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    8 points Allboutdadoge

    Sorry 😞

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    -2 points Due_Intention6795

    Free speech is protected from the government not Reddit.

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    3 points Allboutdadoge

    In this case we are talking about a safe space for snowflakes.

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    2 points Wor1dConquerer

    R/whoosh

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    16 points theshoeshiner84

    They hide all comments until they get marching orders from their leader. They are deathly afraid of taking a stance that doesn't align with the cult.

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    13 points ArchitectTJN_85Ranks

    Such a dead sub

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    4 points Z0bie

    Gotta keep the narrative going in the right direction. Can't have a bunch of facts interfering with that!

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    32 points killingmemesoftly

    People who aren’t banned on that sub scare me

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    22 points sprinklesaurus13

    Agreed. You wear that ban like a goddamn badge of honor. 🎖

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    3 points Boo-Radleys-Scissors

    It's a pretty huge assumption that they even are people, and if they are people, I'd be very interested in finding out how many are actual US citizens. There are probably some actual people, but I bet the vast majority are bots.

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    2 points mt6606

    It's all foreign propaganda. Every bit of that sub needs to be deleted

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    1 points killingmemesoftly

    I imagine you’re right

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    2 points AlexG2490

    I mean, I'm not banned. I don't think I've ever gone over there even once. I don't want their stink on me.

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    2 points mt6606

    Excuse me haha. I lurk to see the crazy. I'm Australian though and the shooting that happened here tonight... There is a post on there and I honestly could shoot those pricks myself. Fuckin rancid beings.

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    1 points killingmemesoftly

    Oh man. I didn’t know you guys had a shooting. Sorry :(

    It’s terrible.

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    6 points Primary-Pianist-2555

    Hello, You have been permanently banned from participating in r/Conservative because your comment violates this community's rules.

    I got it for pointing out that its not the party of Lincoln anymore. I thanked them. I got an autoban in some other Trump rabbithole.

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    18 points davey212

    I say we start a campaign that everyone goes to that sub and downvote everything into oblivion.

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    34 points Xsiah

    People already do that.

    Plus it's just fake internet points - and they'll get off on the attention because it will make their "victimhood" feel more legitimate.

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    13 points williamgman

    To this day I don't get the fascination with up and down votes. There's no money... No fame or fortune... Nothing. And since no one can post there... It's pointless. It's a Russian asset pretending to be "conservative" anyway. Ever notice that everyone there has to use a standalone Reddit profile for just that sub? That's because if you're a flaired user and get caught on another sub agreeing with a non-conservative... Banned from their sub. 🤪

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    6 points NotYourReddit18

    Actually, you can make money from upvotes, Reddit has a Contributor program:

    https://support.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/17331620007572-What-is-the-Contributor-Program-and-how-can-I-participate

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    6 points -Invalid_Selection-

    You don't get much. I'm not part of it, but from your link there's a spot to see what you could have earned. On this account I'd have earned $1.

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    3 points williamgman

    Seriously..? Pennies. Not worth the effort. Not only that, as in other social media, those posters become conflicted between posting an actual thought or posting for engagement. That's what ruined FB and Xwitter.

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    5 points ShareMission

    Reminds me of some dude trolling me ( failing) on ig. " you follow more people than follow you" Hey, douche, this isnt my life. Not here to make money.

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    3 points ShareMission

    Some subs banned me for being in that sub. Which banned me over some dumb shit.

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    1 points williamgman

    Well to be fair the conservative sub is well known for its foreign ties. While I've never posted there (no fancy flair - and not right wing)... I check in about once a week to see what the current disinformation drive is. Yesterday it was the Charlie Kirk distraction. There's less than a dozen accounts that start all the topics as well.

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    10 points alek_hiddel

    Brigading is a bannable offense, and Reddit as a whole is just another corporate bootlicker to the Trump admin.

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    2 points williamgman

    Nailed it!

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    1 points Geeky_Husband

    Again?!?!?

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  • 199 points halfmanhalfarmchair

    Conservatives read the Constitution like they read the Bible... they skip to the end and click "agree".

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    39 points PIE-314

    100%

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    13 points dennismfrancisart

    Most only say they've seen these documents. Lying is a sin.

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    5 points aerkith

    Click agree but then break the terms of service anyway.

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    7 points williamgman

    They believe the 2A is only for collecting guns like coins, stamps, or Beanie Babies. They have no idea it's about State's Rights. They ignore the very first line of it up to the comma. 🤦‍♂️

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    1 points PIE-314

    That's because the most important part is the part after the comma sovIm going to push back on that.

    Peoples rights > states rights.

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  • 80 points ArmWildFrill

    All the "checks and balances" came to naught.

    They've been planning a christofascist takeover since 1980 at least

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    25 points MaliciousMilkshake

    Agreed. If you think Trump is the problem, you’re not seeing the big picture. He’s simply a symptom of the problem you mentioned. It’s just that they’ve gotten so far in their plot, that Trump ended up being a vehicle to get them over the finish line.

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    9 points Overquartz

    Trump is a muppet and the entire conservatives party has their metaphorical (probably literal too) hand up his ass.

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    2 points Allboutdadoge

    Raygun

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  • 54 points wogfood

    The administration farts in its general direction

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    19 points wishiwasholden

    lol your profile pic just gave me a phenomenal mental image. Imagine if orange man tries to run another term, I can hear the broadcast now, “…but wait, oh my god, here comes Obama from the top rope! And Obama puts the atomic pile driver on orange man, what a brutal submission!”

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    2 points AFLoneWolf

    I'm sure the defilement is much more personal. I'd be surprised if it's not printed on the toilet paper.

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  • 14 points dennismfrancisart

    I want monuments with this on a 10-sided edifice. I want it in every schoolroom. This is the thing I had to learn and recite sections of in order to take my oath. Every damn mouth-breather needs to understand this.

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  • 42 points UCFknight2016

    The whole point of the constitution was for it to be amended every 20 or so years to be modernized. At least that was the intention.

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    21 points dennismfrancisart

    That's why they refer to it as a living document.

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    26 points Asherzapped

    It is horrifying to see how many conservatives cannot grasp that the brilliant political philosophers of the 18-19 century WANTED the Constitution to change with the times- they revere the forefathers by ignoring what they stood for… kinda like how they treat religion, too.

    Of course the “Aged like Milk-est” of them all is the Declaration of Independence

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    3 points ELMUNECODETACOMA

    I dunno, the grievances about what George III had done to the colonies to push them away are evergreen.

    Now that they've sent troops to American cities to enforce Federal order, the current Administration is guilty of literally all of them.

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    2 points Eagle_1116

    Which is why originalism is so dumb.

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    2 points Allboutdadoge

    FWIW we arent too far behind that standard I guess...  Last amendment was 33 years ago.

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  • 7 points immersemeinnature

    I have this in a little booklet format.

    I urge everyone to have one!

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    2 points Firm_Variety_6309

    Mike Lee (R-UT) waves his around pretending he knows what’s in it. Kinda like the Bible.

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  • 14 points 5hadow

    US Constitution is to Americans what the Bible is to Christianity. They interpret it differently based on their beliefs and not on what they actually say.

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    15 points joeyo1423

    Look, I skimmed through both. Sort of. I mean I skimmed though a summary about them. Once. 40 years ago.

    Now I'm going to use both to justify making laws. Sure, I'm 87 years old and can't remember my own middle name but damn it I know what's best for the nation's youth. That's right baby- I'm a member of Congress

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    2 points Allboutdadoge

    More so they just dont read it (either of them).  The difference however,  is that the us constitution is a wayyyy shorter and easier read than the bible. 

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    1 points WoodenYouKnowIt

    They adhere to the themes they want it to be, which they use that to fill in gaps in their understanding versus looking at the text.

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  • 4 points Agitated-Isopod10

    the original constitution has 4,500 words, not 1 is God, Jesus or Christianity.

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  • 3 points kennedyswise

    I got banned for asking about the Epstein files

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  • 2 points MediumQuick226

    that sucks bro wish they would chill a bit on the bans for real

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  • 2 points Disastrous-Food-9223

    Wanna show the grievances in the Declaration of Independence? Aged even worse

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  • 4 points charlietrick2512

    Can I get a tldr?

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    3 points Simpletruth2022

    TL🤸‍♂️DR🤸‍♀️!!!

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    4 points wishiwasholden

    Can I get a HOIYAAA?

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  • 2 points lvlister2023

    Ahh more toilet paper for Trump

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  • 1 points Purgii

    I see the problem, the right never got past Page 1.

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  • 1 points snasna102

    Fanciest toilet paper I’ve seen yet!

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  • 1 points ARobertNotABob

    "They're more guidelines than actual rules." - all cunts

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  • 1 points Rusty-Crowe

    "Only 20th century kids remember this"

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  • 1 points xxEmberBladesxx

    I see what you did there! 😂

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  • 1 points DizzyMine4964

    OK, so if you can't be forced to quarter soldiers, how come we in the UK have to accept US air bases here?

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    2 points Lazy-Explanation7165

    Are the soldiers living in your house?

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