Lesbian Weddings - Guy Branum
  • 336 points OrinthiaBlue

    As someone who got married outdoors with friends bringing their dogs in attendance, I feel called out

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    55 points VitaViolet

    I feel seen and attacked.

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    17 points CptSpiffyPanda

    I had a pair of aunts that had trouble making to small family gatherings because they always had to worry about dog sitters.

    It took me till high school to realize why they were talk about as one unit the same way my parents talked about my other Aunt/Uncles and their partners.

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    12 points FlowersofIcetor

    My fiancé and I are planning to have her dogs be the ring bearer and flower girl...

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  • 197 points CC_Latte

    "Lesbians getting married indoors"

    ....

    Hides all outdoor wedding fantasies I've had since I was a kid

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    38 points flacaGT3

    Having gotten married outdoors, I do feel attacked.

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  • 174 points EclecticFruit

    Looks at dog:

    I might resemble this remark.

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    37 points inkedbutch

    i was about to be indignant then i remembered i got married outdoors on a dock so…

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  • 229 points alexmlb3598

    See this is how you do a joke about queer people: Make them sound amazing ✨

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  • 93 points bbeony540

    :|

    I got married outdoors and my dog was the ring bearer. Ive been seen.

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    9 points julmuriruhtinas

    Omg that's adorable 😻😻🥹🥹

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  • 77 points vengefulcrow

    We eloped so the ceremony was at a town hall where they let us use the courtya-oh I see.

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    17 points siriushendrix

    You give some very “accidentally gay” energy here in the best way possible hahha couldn’t possibly relate 👀

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    10 points vengefulcrow

    Would you believe I thought my wife was straight until she asked me out.

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    10 points siriushendrix

    I do believe and I find that to be an absolutely hilariously beautiful moment in time. So much happiness and love to you and your wife, my accident gay friend hahaha

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  • 34 points a_secret_me

    On behalf of all cat lesbians, how DARE he!

    /s

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  • 29 points lan_chop

    Why don't lesbians shave for their wedding? Because it's groomless!

    I tell this joke to my wife every anniversary like a dork

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  • 21 points Sprmodelcitizen

    Cute

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  • 13 points Ok_Sentence_5767

    I feel called out because I'm a lesbian, planning a beach wedding, with 2 adorable goofy doggies

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  • 12 points Nosleep6O

    that cheer made me smile

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  • 25 points Darklezzfem

    No animals at my wedding besides my ex wife, but it was out in a barn.

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  • 8 points Akatsuki-no-satsuki

    I'm the dogs :3 I bite yeah :3

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  • 4 points Cejk-The-Beatnik

    My crackpot lesbian wedding dream is to have a winter wedding where we sled down the aisle together. Fuck wedding dresses. We get a wedding sled.

    And then the reception is all about cozy sweaters and hot cocoa :)

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  • 3 points SamanthaJaneyCake

    It’s true, I do want an outdoor wedding.

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  • 3 points cthulhubeast

    I would get married indoors but it would be in an abandoned building like an old theater or a dilapidated church

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  • 2 points Chloe_The_Cute_Fox

    Where would I put all my fae critters?!

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  • 4 points CurveBilly

    Am I the only person who didn't find this funny?

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    58 points TheRunechild

    Humor is subjective, in the end. I will presume you just didn't think it is because the humor didn't hit your mark. Which.... still better than something not being funny because it is just thinly veiled bigotry or stereotype popularization under the guise of "comedy".

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    3 points CurveBilly

    idk I think that I just don't understand it tbh, like what is the implication of being tackled at your wedding?

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    42 points TheRunechild

    Might be a reference to bad experiences with an ex or baby gays and their unhealthy attachment to their first female partner. Or it is just setup for the rest of the joke, can't say for certain.

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    0 points CurveBilly

    Idk I wish someone could explain this one to me lol

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    12 points StovardBule

    It’s an an ex-girlfriend who still carries a torch for her wife, and doesn’t want to see her close off the chance of reuniting.

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