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the reply is so stupid that I found it funnier than the actual joke

My uncle: I touch kids

me: I touch you 👅

I touch my penits.

Intel:

We touch you ALL the way.

That’s the power of Intel Inside®

https://preview.redd.it/p04ry1h4uj4g1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66d4a94af34f1f7f59251e761acb1912f4c44565

This jit touches phones!

Go a lot of yourjokebutworse in this very comment section 

Phone wars in the big 2025

honestly i think he made it better