You'd think that but he very specifically says believers will be able to do things like this.
Mark 16:17-18 NIV
[17] And these signs will accompany those who believe: In my name they will drive out demons; they will speak in new tongues; [18] they will pick up snakes with their hands; and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all; they will place their hands on sick people, and they will get well.”
They ripped off the following verse that said mrk 18.5 "Do not pay attention to the aforementioned verses, I am just being funny, don't drink poison, please have some common sense."
That or they skipped the intro. 'Please don't try anything you are about to read at home. The following is performed by a trained professional in controlled conditions."
In my name they will drive out demons; they will speak in new tongues; [18] they will pick up snakes with their hands; and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all; they will place their hands on sick people, and they will get well.”
That sounds like a robotic doctor in near future, that can perform surgeries, it can handle snakes (breathing hoses, IV lines), has an automatic translator, uses mechanical arms to operate etc.
The one I grew up in was Pentecostal. They spoke in tongues but didn't flop around like those other "fake" Christians making a show of themselves. That would've been craaaaazy. Smh
It is very bizarre. One of my friends was Assembly of God and invited me to her Friday night youth sermon. I was not religious but agreed to go since it was important to her. At first it was just a normal sermon until three of the leaders started speaking in tongues. More people followed and then everyone else was crying. I had never felt more uncomfortable in my life and kept staring out the door wondering if I should leave.
One summer, a new guy moved down the street by one of my friends and kind of latched onto us and hung out with us for most of the summer.
He was Pentecostal, and his mom, I guess, was very strict in that religion and believed things like TV were inviting the devil in, so he was not allowed to watch TV or listen to music. All things were into so He was always over watching TV and listing to music with us.
My friend ended up going to his church with him once and told me I would not believe how crazy it was. He said they were throwing fits and rolling around on the floor, and he said the pastor would point in someone's direction, and they would start talking in tongues and stuff, saying it was so obviously being faked, and putting on a show.
My brother is into psychedelics and told me about some crazy story that he said where he was it seemed like everyone was doing the funky chicken. I like to people watch when I blaze so it could be fun too. Sit in the back and watch the show🤪😝😜
Duuuude my friend was this religion growing up. Their church would always put out a little skate park things on Tuesdays and their only catch was you had to go to the service later that night if you used it.
I would always give an excuse like I had to go home for dinner or something, but one time I was like "screw it. How bad could it be," and stayed.
My goodness. It was the craziest shit I've ever experienced. I never went back.
Well, it was actually pretty well produced. They had a big stage and the play had different scenes of, basically, fear mongering.
There was one scene where (and this is all super believable, mind you) two construction workers were on their lunch break discussing accepting Christ as your savior. They're sitting next to this brick wall that they've been working on and it collapses and kills them both.
The lights fade out, then fade back in to show the Pearly Gates, and Saint Peter and The Book of Life.
The one construction worker who was pro-Jesus got into Heaven, the congregation was standing and applauding.
The other guy was fucked. The lights went out and a guy dressed like the Devil popped up out of a box on the stage and dragged the unsaved construction worker straight to hell. There was all kinds of screaming and the lights were off for most of this part aside from a red light coming from the box.
Spent the night with a friend of mine back in 1990. His family took me to church with them the next day. Really was a wild time at a Pentecostal Church. Never been back to one since.
I went to a Korean Pentecostal church in high school for some reason, I am neither Korean nor Pentecostal. It was wild. People speaking in tongues? Try Korean tongues.
Went to a Christmas play at my uncle’s Baptist church. Highly would NOT recommend it. They put fruit in the jell-o, ruining two things I loved at once.
[Verse 3]
'Cause then there was this boy whose
Parents made him come directly home right after school
And when they went to their church
They shook and lurched all over the church floor
He couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just gone there
Mysterious ways for sure but also predictable ways, like one of the very first warnings is about snakes and how they were the catalyst to our own eternal damnation. You think these people would read that part.
So in my town some years ago there was a guy who was a member of this sort of church, re: "I don't need medical care because GOD will heal me!" One day he was digging out a basement for the home he was building and he got bitten by a rattlesnake. Did not seek medical attention because, God. The bite got infected, he did not seek medical attention because, God. The leg got gangrene, he did not seek medical attention because, God. He died. The end. TRUE STORY
It's like they don't read the actual Book:
5Then the devil took him to the holy city and had him stand on the highest point of the temple. 6“If you are the Son of God,” he said, “throw yourself down. For it is written:
“ ‘He will command his angels concerning you,
and they will lift you up in their hands,
so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.’ c ”
7Jesus answered him, “It is also written: ‘Do not put the Lord your God to the test.’
I would more interpret this as: "God will save you out of difficult/dangerous situations, but if you did it to yourself, or did it on purpose to test God, then God won't help you"
So I don’t believe in the bible, but I do believe in God so maybe take what I’m saying with a grain of salt, but if I were an omnipotent being and one of my creations was like “yeah I’m gonna jump off this cliff, you got me on that, right big man?? 😉” I’d just shake my head and start thinking about the talking to he’d get in the afterlife for being such a dickhead
Snakes don't tend to have very good hearing, so to a point, noise simply doesn't bother them. This guy is really pushing that by screaming at the top of his lungs into a microphone, while holding the snake at noon instead of ten and two, and also constantly raising it up and down like he's not sure if he wants to put it on a high shelf or not.
There's a lot going on here that the snake probably isn't thrilled about.
What snakes do REALLY well though, is vibration and smell - and boy, i bet the air was thick, musky and shaking in that there house of brayers prayers, son.
No. The bite happened in 2014 (there are links to it if you Google his name, Cody Coots). He was still alive as of the documentary release, which was in 2018.
Fun fact: The "longer ending of Mark", the part that talks about how Christians will be able to handle snakes and talk in tongues, it is not found in our earliest Greek manuscripts. Mark originally ended with the women leaving the tomb and "... they said nothing to anyone, for they were afraid." So there are people getting bitten by snakes and speaking gibberish in Appalachia because of a verse some random scribe threw in the bible while translating it.
All these people will come back next Sunday still believing in those BS despite seeing it con right before their own eyes. Love to hear how they will rationalize it.
And the Snake SaiiDdaa!!! I’m a Fuckiing Snake-aaa! And I’m going to fuck you upppaa!!! With the powers vested in me from my creator!!! I think you’re going to meet him soon nnaaa!
This is probably in east Tennessee, Virginia or Kentucky. I've known people that do this and it's illegal in all states. It's still done but in an underground kind of way. I had a distant cousin die from messing with rattlesnakes in church back in the early 2000's. It's all because of a verse in the Bible that says they shall take up serpents.
Eons ago, I dated a girl that attended a church like this. She has been asking me to join her at church for weeks. So I finally obliged
First time I saw that snake handling and the "speaking in tongue BS" I got the hell out of there. I was also the only male of dark skin in there and that freaked me out.
Hurry Jesus get the snake bite kit. I control none of my own destiny. The snake is my guide. I will follow anything other than common sense, logic, self awareness or independence. I give you my life for I have no grasp of it. Nitey nite my lord see you in a few. Or not.
Idk what in the fuck is going here, but it’s really hard to feel bad for someone screaming in a mic carrying around a rattlesnake thinking that was a good idea, painfully stupid & annoying. Rip to him though, at least im guessing.
Also this is definitely giving incredibly strong cult vibes.
Disgusting to abuse and animal like this. The loud noise, the terrible handling. I wished they believed that treating 'the creation' this way would be a ticket to hell.
i wonder, if there's really a god, if he ever looks down and thinks "what did i do wrong? why do all the idiots believe in me and the smart one don't?"
If you're specifically referring to the snake thing, it's likely because many of the venomous snakes in the area tend to have pretty good temperaments and aren't very aggressive, so a decent snake handling grifter can perform a good amount of flim flam before something like this happens. As someone in another post on the same topic said, there's a reason you don't see people doing this in Africa or Australia.
And god put a rattle on the end of it in hope that your dumb ass wouldn't touch it
Counterpoint: A misinterpreted Bible passage told me to do it.
Rattle means life, right? Happy to see the world ❤️
You'd think that but he very specifically says believers will be able to do things like this.
Mark 16:17-18 NIV [17] And these signs will accompany those who believe: In my name they will drive out demons; they will speak in new tongues; [18] they will pick up snakes with their hands; and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all; they will place their hands on sick people, and they will get well.”
https://bible.com/bible/111/mrk.16.17-18.NIV
Edit: but this is only in the ending of Mark's gospel that was added in the 2nd century. Mark must have forgotten.
They ripped off the following verse that said mrk 18.5 "Do not pay attention to the aforementioned verses, I am just being funny, don't drink poison, please have some common sense."
That or they skipped the intro. 'Please don't try anything you are about to read at home. The following is performed by a trained professional in controlled conditions."
"Pick up snakes", didn't say nothing about after you get bitten lol
Gotta read the fine print
Forgotten for...around 200 years? Bro's got some longevity if he's adding to his gospel after that long.
That sounds like a robotic doctor in near future, that can perform surgeries, it can handle snakes (breathing hoses, IV lines), has an automatic translator, uses mechanical arms to operate etc.
Funny you’d mention this. Drinking the rattlesnake venom is not the issue. It’s getting it into the bloodstream. But hey, who’s counting right?
heh
Went to a Christmas play at a Pentecostal church one time.
Highly recommended, that was some wild shit.
Are they the ones that speak in tongues and prophesy and roll around on the ground in fits?
Got dragged to one of those once.
Can confirm.. WIIILD shit.
The one I grew up in was Pentecostal. They spoke in tongues but didn't flop around like those other "fake" Christians making a show of themselves. That would've been craaaaazy. Smh
That's where the phrase "holy rollers" comes from.
That was the name of my grandmas church league bowling team
Also the name of the church's bowling team in The Simpsons.
From an outsider's perspective, just "speaking tongues" is already a crazy thing to do in the name of religion man.
It is very bizarre. One of my friends was Assembly of God and invited me to her Friday night youth sermon. I was not religious but agreed to go since it was important to her. At first it was just a normal sermon until three of the leaders started speaking in tongues. More people followed and then everyone else was crying. I had never felt more uncomfortable in my life and kept staring out the door wondering if I should leave.
Why did you end the quote right before the part where they made it clear they were being facetious and then act like you didn't understand?
Because I'm stupid and missed the tone.
Once there was this kid who’s
Parents made him come directly home right after school
And wheeen they went to their church
They shook and lurched
All over the church floor
Hummm hummm hummmm
He couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just
gooooone theeeeeere
One summer, a new guy moved down the street by one of my friends and kind of latched onto us and hung out with us for most of the summer.
He was Pentecostal, and his mom, I guess, was very strict in that religion and believed things like TV were inviting the devil in, so he was not allowed to watch TV or listen to music. All things were into so He was always over watching TV and listing to music with us.
My friend ended up going to his church with him once and told me I would not believe how crazy it was. He said they were throwing fits and rolling around on the floor, and he said the pastor would point in someone's direction, and they would start talking in tongues and stuff, saying it was so obviously being faked, and putting on a show.
👍🏾 feels like you may or may not be in a living nightmare or really bad acid trip.
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My brother is into psychedelics and told me about some crazy story that he said where he was it seemed like everyone was doing the funky chicken. I like to people watch when I blaze so it could be fun too. Sit in the back and watch the show🤪😝😜
More like got drugged to one of those once.
I want to go to one while on shrooms, I'd probably piss myself laughing
Duuuude my friend was this religion growing up. Their church would always put out a little skate park things on Tuesdays and their only catch was you had to go to the service later that night if you used it.
I would always give an excuse like I had to go home for dinner or something, but one time I was like "screw it. How bad could it be," and stayed.
My goodness. It was the craziest shit I've ever experienced. I never went back.
They’ll do anything except actually read their book and be kind. It’s a circus
Come on now. Don’t leave us hanging. Maybe just some highlights?
Well, it was actually pretty well produced. They had a big stage and the play had different scenes of, basically, fear mongering.
There was one scene where (and this is all super believable, mind you) two construction workers were on their lunch break discussing accepting Christ as your savior. They're sitting next to this brick wall that they've been working on and it collapses and kills them both.
The lights fade out, then fade back in to show the Pearly Gates, and Saint Peter and The Book of Life.
The one construction worker who was pro-Jesus got into Heaven, the congregation was standing and applauding.
The other guy was fucked. The lights went out and a guy dressed like the Devil popped up out of a box on the stage and dragged the unsaved construction worker straight to hell. There was all kinds of screaming and the lights were off for most of this part aside from a red light coming from the box.
It was fucking amazing.
Heaven’s Gates and Hell’s Flames. Pure, distilled 90’s Pentecostal fever dream shit.
Anything they work so hard to sell you has got to be pretty questionable.
In my head I just read your comment in Walton Goggin’s voice.
I consider that a compliment. Boyd “The Ghoul” Crowder.
He played some colorful characters
Spent the night with a friend of mine back in 1990. His family took me to church with them the next day. Really was a wild time at a Pentecostal Church. Never been back to one since.
I went to a Korean Pentecostal church in high school for some reason, I am neither Korean nor Pentecostal. It was wild. People speaking in tongues? Try Korean tongues.
Went to a Christmas play at my uncle’s Baptist church. Highly would NOT recommend it. They put fruit in the jell-o, ruining two things I loved at once.
I can second that.
[Verse 3] 'Cause then there was this boy whose Parents made him come directly home right after school And when they went to their church They shook and lurched all over the church floor He couldn't quite explain it They'd always just gone there
[Chorus] Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
Crash Test Dummies
God may be a healer but he can't fix stupid.
One might say this is his way of fixing it.
Praise the lord!
Hallelujah!
Our Lord works in mysterious ways, child.
Mysterious ways for sure but also predictable ways, like one of the very first warnings is about snakes and how they were the catalyst to our own eternal damnation. You think these people would read that part.
So in my town some years ago there was a guy who was a member of this sort of church, re: "I don't need medical care because GOD will heal me!" One day he was digging out a basement for the home he was building and he got bitten by a rattlesnake. Did not seek medical attention because, God. The bite got infected, he did not seek medical attention because, God. The leg got gangrene, he did not seek medical attention because, God. He died. The end. TRUE STORY
The Aristocrats!
Perhaps God just wanted him dead.
It's like they don't read the actual Book:
5Then the devil took him to the holy city and had him stand on the highest point of the temple. 6“If you are the Son of God,” he said, “throw yourself down. For it is written:
“ ‘He will command his angels concerning you,
and they will lift you up in their hands,
so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.’ c ”
7Jesus answered him, “It is also written: ‘Do not put the Lord your God to the test.’
Wow, so the bible says "God exists" and also says "don't check"
Gets you both coming and going
I would more interpret this as: "God will save you out of difficult/dangerous situations, but if you did it to yourself, or did it on purpose to test God, then God won't help you"
So I don’t believe in the bible, but I do believe in God so maybe take what I’m saying with a grain of salt, but if I were an omnipotent being and one of my creations was like “yeah I’m gonna jump off this cliff, you got me on that, right big man?? 😉” I’d just shake my head and start thinking about the talking to he’d get in the afterlife for being such a dickhead
She can. She don't.
Yes, I know the correct form is "she doesn't." But we're all friends now and no need to be formal. Or correct.
I mean they say he created this stupid dude
Dudes father actually died like 2-3 months before this happened because the same thing.
God said, come and see me bub.
no step on snek
Idk man. There was a hillbilly Mario helping him in the end, I think he steps on sneks for a living
some folk'll never get bit by a snake, but then again some folk'll....like this pastor, the slack jawed yokel
Damn, I can hear this comment, banjos and all
Did he die?
No but his dad did. Stupid runs in the family.
https://www.thestate.com/living/religion/article216995475.html
He's a snake handler but obviously does not respect them at all. I bet that snake was freaked tf out
Snakes don't tend to have very good hearing, so to a point, noise simply doesn't bother them. This guy is really pushing that by screaming at the top of his lungs into a microphone, while holding the snake at noon instead of ten and two, and also constantly raising it up and down like he's not sure if he wants to put it on a high shelf or not.
There's a lot going on here that the snake probably isn't thrilled about.
There's a lot going on that the snake doesn't understand but he's trying to participate anyway...
The snake was trying to yes-and him
They forgot to pay him so he went off script.
"The guy kept talking about God, I was just trying to reunite them!"
What snakes do REALLY well though, is vibration and smell - and boy, i bet the air was thick, musky and shaking in that there house of
brayersprayers, son.Yeah, I can't imagine a rattlesnake likes the Tower of Terror feeling any more than I do, which is Not At All Thank yOU.
I feel bad for the snake. Rattlesnakes are so polite, they have a built in "Hey back off I don't want to bite you but I will" alarm.
Funny it reads "Coots was attacked by the snake" when clearly he was the one attacking. The snake was just rightfully defending itself.
"That tiger went tiger!"
No. The bite happened in 2014 (there are links to it if you Google his name, Cody Coots). He was still alive as of the documentary release, which was in 2018.
These types of Christian’s are dangerous to everything around them 💀
Yes I think he actually did. His dad died the same way years ago
Link?
Rattlers aren't usually fatal... (1 in 736)... But I guess he could have been that 1. Or borrowed his buddies super deadly variant or something.
They’re not usually fatal, but also people aren’t usually bitten on the head lol
Or ignore the bite for an extended period, trying to act casual until the effects could not be denied.
Bite to the head, injuring the meninges, is not a fun thing.
Died the same way?was he seriously also preaching a sermon while slinging a poisonous snake around like an idiot?
I mean, when you're preaching in a place that has been dubbed "The Snake Church", the odds of dying the same way seem less surprising.
Nothing culty going on here…
The people chanting gibberish in the background, gotta love it
Fuckin’ psychos.
Can you hear them “speaking in tongues “ in the background? These people are demented.
He really committed to the bit.
The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed.
Best comment ever, so wise
Saw it on reddit, immediately adopted it.
Don't worry, it bit him on the head... He doesn't appear to have anything vital going on there.
Gods will
I hear in cases of legitimate snake bikes, the preacher’s system completely shuts down.
Well by the look of it he will be able to take it up with him in about an hour
This guy, Cody Coots is still alive. His dad Jamie Coots died from the same scenario in 2014.
He sounds like hes doing really well there at the end of the
Whats hilarious is that the preacher's dad died from the same thing. Finally, a religious tradition i can get behind
Let's hope he's one of those that "don't believe in medicines"
Fun fact: The "longer ending of Mark", the part that talks about how Christians will be able to handle snakes and talk in tongues, it is not found in our earliest Greek manuscripts. Mark originally ended with the women leaving the tomb and "... they said nothing to anyone, for they were afraid." So there are people getting bitten by snakes and speaking gibberish in Appalachia because of a verse some random scribe threw in the bible while translating it.
All these people will come back next Sunday still believing in those BS despite seeing it con right before their own eyes. Love to hear how they will rationalize it.
More!!( clap, clap) MORE!! DO IT AGAIN!!
I hate long lines at the bank. Crowds at the superbowl. Traffic jams.
I wonder if he went to a prayer hospital or a medical-science based hospital for treatment.
Anyways....hell yeah! Thin the herd! Pray it away buddy! Hell, ill even pray with ya!! God's got ya! I dont wanna see you wearing seat belt either.
The snake is the smartest one in that room.
Morons. All of them. Would be good if Darwin could do more good work here.
The serpent for the win!
Cultists are weird
Get a tourniquet around his neck. Stop the venom spreading.
God gave you a brain. Use it.
And the Snake SaiiDdaa!!! I’m a Fuckiing Snake-aaa! And I’m going to fuck you upppaa!!! With the powers vested in me from my creator!!! I think you’re going to meet him soon nnaaa!
Damn wasn’t even a full house.
They didn’t have antidote on deck what were they thinking? I guess you’re playing a snake so you’re probably not thinking.
This is probably in east Tennessee, Virginia or Kentucky. I've known people that do this and it's illegal in all states. It's still done but in an underground kind of way. I had a distant cousin die from messing with rattlesnakes in church back in the early 2000's. It's all because of a verse in the Bible that says they shall take up serpents.
Where’s PETA when you need them
Stupid people pray for stupid god. So simple
Organized religion never ceases to amaze me
Eons ago, I dated a girl that attended a church like this. She has been asking me to join her at church for weeks. So I finally obliged
First time I saw that snake handling and the "speaking in tongue BS" I got the hell out of there. I was also the only male of dark skin in there and that freaked me out.
He will see his god soon
So that means he's full of sin right?
Darwin wins again
Fuck these people and their fucking death cults.
Watched the full documentary on YouTube (12 minutes long). Everyday I thank I wasn't born at some hole in the USA with these crazy gringos
Not even the good lawd can fix stuupid
But Darwin can
Oh come on, keep praying. That will save him, hospital are woke.
Didn't this guy die?
i will never understand the stupidity of religious people
Big dum dum
Hurry Jesus get the snake bite kit. I control none of my own destiny. The snake is my guide. I will follow anything other than common sense, logic, self awareness or independence. I give you my life for I have no grasp of it. Nitey nite my lord see you in a few. Or not.
Dude's going to have to wear colors that go better with blood.
They should have started playing Drowning Pools, "Let the bodies hit the floor!"
Snake oil salesman
Doesn’t he die?
Where's your god now?
Dealer: your showing a pair of 2s That guy: All in!
Idk what in the fuck is going here, but it’s really hard to feel bad for someone screaming in a mic carrying around a rattlesnake thinking that was a good idea, painfully stupid & annoying. Rip to him though, at least im guessing. Also this is definitely giving incredibly strong cult vibes.
Hope the snake is ok.
is the rattlesnake alive ☹️
If what your saying needs a sideshow to keep them in their seats, then your message is weak and lacks true content.
His fate is not pure, that why he lost...let next one try
Strange how a preacher would choose a snake seeing as they don't get the best writeup in his bosses book
Jesus cured him of his non-snake-bittiness.
This guy actually survived. A snake did kill his father prior to this, though. https://www.thestate.com/living/religion/article216995475.html
Mental illness is a bitch.
I wonder if the doctor that dosed his anti-venom is named God....
Got what he deserved
They should do this more often.
by god's grace a doctor somewhere figured out how to make anti-venom. Let's use that instead of praying the snake away
This is the most metal thing I've seen today.
“I believe god’s still a healer!” - - “Blech, wretch, gag, blech, spits blood!!!”
Disgusting to abuse and animal like this. The loud noise, the terrible handling. I wished they believed that treating 'the creation' this way would be a ticket to hell.
And then they ran to the hospital for Post-Enlightenment medical treatment.
This universe operates exactly as expected if no gods existed.
Brave until they have a chance to 'go to heaven', then they fight with all their might to stay alive.
People spouting lies and spreading incompetence like this should be denied medical care. Leave them in god’s hands
This is god's will.
Didn't have enough faith
i wonder, if there's really a god, if he ever looks down and thinks "what did i do wrong? why do all the idiots believe in me and the smart one don't?"
Cultism at its finest.
Snake one-asshole 0.
If there is a god he’s got an awesome and twisted sense of humour.
So, did he stick with his belief that God is a healer? Or did he go to a hospital to be treated by science like a heathen?
Darwin 1, God 0
I guess it was God's plan to not give him anitvenom for blood and go to the hospital
These Borat films keep pushing the boundaries.
I think he missed the part where Jesus said, "don't test God."
Well this guy is (or was) a believer. No doubt about it
I can’t believe those podunk snake churches are still around. Crazy shit
Snake oil salesman gets bitten by the snake
Then he dies and claims God's plan.
There's no way out with these people
It's sad to know that this could happen to anybody, anytime, for any reason. Nothing could have been done to prevent this.
That’s a lot of blood for an ear injury
Don't worry gods a healer!! But its gonna fucking suuuuuuck until that happens!
Why do these nutjob pastor videos always come from the US?
If you're specifically referring to the snake thing, it's likely because many of the venomous snakes in the area tend to have pretty good temperaments and aren't very aggressive, so a decent snake handling grifter can perform a good amount of flim flam before something like this happens. As someone in another post on the same topic said, there's a reason you don't see people doing this in Africa or Australia.
Rofl.. His father died of the same thing? Why are people still there?
It's just not that necessary to do all this. Cult-like behavior, just calm down, it's okay to have some normal sermons.
There was more blood than trumps ear and that was only a snake!
He did survive FYI.
Google Cody Coots
Gotta respect the commitment
https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/umnY90GpE5
My catholic upbringing was that bad after all. Yikes
My guess is this poison in the kind that disrupts blood clotting factors making you bleed internally and tissue rot.
He was hoping for a non-envenomated bite so he could pretend that's proof of whatever.
If you want a more nuanced view of this religion than theyre just dumb crazy people.
The Alabama Astronaut Podcast by Abe Partridge is an amazing listen.
https://alabamaastronaut.com/home
God hates guy
Natural selection at work.
That lady speaking in tongues sure was helping
Church of the Dumbass
Meanwhile at your local church:
There had to be someone with bib overalls involved here
I approve of this video.
he should continue this and meet with God 😂
I'd make some flippant remark about natural selection but these idiots always turn out to have kids.