Let me climb the ropes in the boxing ring while opponent is following me
  • 435 points Mtlnkr

    Why?

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    289 points arinawe

    It gets the people going

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    112 points harrro

    It's provocative

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    12 points Darkodoudou

    No it's not, it's gross

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    -6 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    8 points Darkodoudou

    Bud, it's literally the lyrics

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    6 points BrandoDaSavage

    r/woooosh

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    50 points Jive-Turkeys

    Cowards forget that it gets 5x worse when you run like a coward.

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    14 points TeopEvol

    -20 vigor debuff

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    12 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    2 points binzoma

    a coward dies a thousand deaths. a soldier dies but once

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    -20 points Raining_Flamingos

    Not how boxing works, when you’ve had enough the round should end instantly.

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    14 points Raven1911

    They call that throwing in the towel.

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    4 points xTerrorfist

    That's also not how boxing works.

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    19 points Icy-Ad29

    Probably the hope of getting a full turn around and come down with the punch on the chaser. Making use of the slight elasticity of the ropes, and the addition of gravity, to make his punch hit that slightly harder. While also hoping the entire action would throw off the pursuers aim, and earn him "style points" with the crowd... Unfortunately it also means you have absolutely zero footing to actually dodge, or really even block well, should the opponent not have been 'tricked'.

    It was a gamble, with minimal success chance, and truthfully very little gained even on a successful connection. (Afterall, he was not going to have the footing to follow up with anything useful should he have made contact and they didnt drop... So he was hoping for a knockout on it... but for the other person rather than the one he got on himself.) But people sometimes do stupid things, doubly so when adrenaline runs high, and triply so when already getting beat around the head a bit...

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    4 points Devreckas

    We don’t know and he don’t remember.

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    1 points DLoIsHere

    Hippie sonuvabitch.

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    -17 points Double_Option_7595

    He thought he was on Netflix. WWE is such trash

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    10 points Rude_Map_4278

    Well, the dumber it is, the more people like it... I wonder why...

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    17 points KommandoKodiak

    WWE is literally soap opera for men

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    3 points dirk_funk

    it has been a soap opera for decades.

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    3 points Murgatroyd314

    Always has been.

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    2 points dirk_funk

    wwe didn't do anything to make this happen

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    1 points xipheon

    WWE isn't boxing, it's entertainment. It's like complaining about the Fast and the Furious movies when someone crashes in Nascar. It's not real, and everyone knows that.

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    1 points King_of_the_Dot

    Opinions are like assholes.

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    1 points Double_Option_7595

    Everybody's got one, or two, and nobody likes another person's?

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    1 points Murgatroyd314

    Everyone has one, and most of them stink.

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    -24 points yawn1337

    Waaaaah people have different tastes waah. Edit cause reddit won't let me respond to the guy below: your only sub is r/antiwork so go get busy doing nothing

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    3 points user_279-2

    Awe someones upset 😡

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  • 350 points Moltarrr

    Higher ground is not always an advantage.

    - Sun Tzu, probably.

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    62 points Patient_Complaint_16

    The enemy of my enemy is just another bastard who might stab me in my sleep.

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    8 points Brownie-UK7

    If you know yourself and know your enemy you need never fear not knowing anyone.

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    8 points beastwarking

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    18 points wheresmyflan

    “Stop misappropriating my quotes to that crusty bastard”

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    1 points Cynovae

    Higher ground is always an advantage

    - Also probably Sun Tzu

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    3 points Stark-T-Ripper

    The key to victory is misdirection. Sun Tzu again, but awhile later.

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  • 115 points Human-Wrangler-5236

    Last thing a ref says at the beginning of the fight is: "Defend yourself at all times. Ok, fight".

    He doesn't say "and if it gets tough and you chicken out, run away and try to do a tightrope walk on the ropes, it's the best defense".

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    21 points Kabc

    In most fights you can quit whenever you want—but the ref still needs to stop the action.

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    12 points Leaf-Lock-The-Ent

    It didn’t seem like he wanted to stop. He does it as a follow up move to dodging the punch.

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    8 points Kabc

    Idk, jumping the ropes is never a “follow up move.”

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    8 points Leaf-Lock-The-Ent

    I mean it didn’t look like conventional behavior. Might have thought intended a weird jump punch off the rope.

    I don’t know is fleeing and diving over the ropes a standard practice I wasn’t aware of?

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    6 points Kabc

    I’ve seen it in WWE.. maybe he was gonna go grab a chair

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    4 points gr1mm5d0tt1

    BAH GAWD THE HUMANITY

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  • 119 points Can-You-Fly-Bobby

    You're going to jump up like that?? How kind of you!

    SMACK

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    21 points toblies

    And put your hands down on the top rope?

    Here comes the chin music.

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  • 36 points Red_Icnivad

    He thought this was WWF

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    24 points tinteoj

    He thought this was WWF

    Hello, fellow old person. I, too, still call it WWF, despite the name changing about 20 years ago.

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    14 points BaitmasterG

    I still have the t-shirt of a panda hitting another panda with a chair

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    3 points calladc

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    2 points Red_Icnivad

    Lol. I feel called out. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    1 points HodenHodler

    It does say Wrestling Island so he probs got confused

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  • 27 points DevilDog7734

    He was so dazed he thought he was a pro wrestler

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    3 points UndecidedLee

    "I am a pro wrestler! I've got the brain damage to prove it!"

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  • 67 points Fizzelen

    I’m going to tell my kids this was the Anthony Joshua v Jake Paul fight

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    9 points Kvenya

    Basically.

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    1 points moonwalkerHHH

    Just from this small clip, it already looks better than Anthony Joshua VS Jake Paul

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  • 9 points MainPFT

    I find it hilarious that he kind of resembles Glass Joe.

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  • 23 points anglosassin

    Anakin! I have the OOF!

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  • 10 points heyitsvonage

    No edge guarding

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  • 5 points Guv_SS13

    The moment black shorts started running away, he already disqualified himself.

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  • 9 points arinawe

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  • 4 points Go1gotha

    I watched it the first time, but why does he do it again twice more, including one of them in slow-mo?

    Will he ever learn his lesson?

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  • 5 points TheDuke1847

    Hahahaha, what a goof ball.

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  • 3 points Zepp_BR

    "let me try spinning" ass maneuver

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  • 3 points SuchFudge1109

    * This isn't wrestling fool!

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  • 3 points cal_nevari

    Did he learn that move watching a cartoon?

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  • 3 points Black6x

    What he was planning

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  • 17 points jose_elan

    I think as soon as he turned his back he'd lost by disqualification anyway, isn't that the rule?

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    13 points There_R_NO_MOUNTAINS

    Not anymore, you have to turn and take a knee. Running and jumping on the ropes confused everybody but his opponent.

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    7 points VashMM

    Used to be, not sure about now

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    1 points ILL_Show_Myself_Out

    I honestly thought he was trying to forfeit.

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    2 points Lj101

    He might have been concussed, but if he wasn't then he should have taken a knee 

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  • 8 points Horbigast

    POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

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  • 4 points Weltallgaia

    How Wolli fights would actually go.

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    2 points noodlesandrice1

    This is the last place I expected to find a HnI reference lmao.

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    2 points Truckfighta

    Exactly what I was thinking.

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  • 2 points No-Pool-432

    Wow as embarassing of a finish as it gets..geez

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  • 2 points CrustyBatchOfNature

    I remember my dad and I going to a Toughman thing locally back in the 80's. Saw one guys tooth fly into the audience. And saw an idiot try to do something like this, to similar effect. Great night.

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  • 2 points shaneylaney

    Did he think this was WWE?

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  • 2 points B-Jah-Man

    It’s over Anakin, I have the higher gr…..

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  • 2 points Pro_blemSolver

    Jake?

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  • 2 points dadadingdong

    Hide and seek champion 2024 lost his boxing debut 2025

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  • 2 points ghostfacestealer

    Bro thought he was Ray Mysterio

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  • 2 points BrandoDaSavage

    Brother worked himself into a shoot.

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  • 3 points ThisMeansRooR

    Jumped around and found out

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  • 2 points ilostmyeraser

    Both those guys look like meth heads.

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  • 2 points JohnnyCoolbreeze

    Can I get an “America! FUCK YEAH!!!” for those trunks?

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  • 1 points CharmingTuber

    He did knock him out

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  • 1 points SAboyPedi

    Dammit

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  • 1 points ThePopesBird

    Wheeling island casino is like 20 minutes from me lol figures

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    1 points Putthebunnyback

    And it did not shock me at all to see that turnbuckle. Meth is a hell of a drug.

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  • 1 points Pintsocream

    He was gonna swan ton bomb

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  • 1 points Stick4444

    Big Charlie Z energy on that guy

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  • 1 points I_Luv_Dubstep

    Target Acquired!

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  • 1 points 20InMyHead

    I don’t see a fight. I see one boxer and a fool that doesn’t belong in a ring.

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  • 1 points gothamtg

    Rex kwon do shorts

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  • 1 points Hercules-Rockafella

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  • 1 points BotheredToResearch

    Dude got his boxing training from NES Pro Wrestling and though bouncing off the ropes would let him dona flying knee or lariat.

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  • 1 points StealthyBlkInvestor

    🤣🤣🤣

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  • 1 points Maximum-Neat4532

    Bro wanted to run

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  • 1 points StepperHill

    Cameraman earning his pay lmfao

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  • 1 points FoolishDog1117

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  • 1 points daddyrabbit78

    Bro thought he was in Super Punchout. 😂

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  • 1 points JoaoPauloCampos

    Running to fog gate in ds2 be like...

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  • 1 points captainofpizza

    Winner, by KNOCK OUT!

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  • 1 points Iorcrath

    i have seen folded like a pretzel but not self-bola'd lol.

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  • -2 points SpareCap9338

    I will never understand why people find this to be entertainment.

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  • -6 points Raining_Flamingos

    Don’t like this, boxing as a sport can only continue to exist because we aren’t blood thirsty animals, when a man says no, goes limp, taps out, TRIES TO LEAVE THE FUCKING RING, the fight is over, you’ve won, end of combat, the dude might have been genuinely hurt. This is shit behaviour from the offensive boxer and not in the spirit of the sport at all. Ok he tried to flee the ring, imagine getting punched in the face off a professional boxer, idk how the fuck I’d react but it wouldn’t tickle.

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    4 points Vox-Silenti

    I don’t know a lot about boxing in particular, but I’d imagine they have a way to signal “Hey I’m out, you win” that isn’t turning and running from your opponent

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    -4 points Raining_Flamingos

    That’s literally the universal sign of “I’ve had enough” you’re physically running away from the fight! Come on man, would you keep launching haymakers at someone who’s running away from you? Nah just take the win, end of bout

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    3 points gautsvo

    "That’s literally the universal sign of “I’ve had enough” you’re physically running away from the fight!"

    Citation needed.

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    1 points Vox-Silenti

    On the street, no I wouldn’t. In a PROFESSIONAL setting where it’s understood everyone fights until someone falls or the ref calls it? You bet your ass I’ll keep fighting.

    Let’s also not forget the guy turned back around after getting on the ropes. Which to me says he was about to try and pull some wrestling bullshit on his opponent

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    2 points Flintoid

    Can we at least agree it might be better to just hit the deck and stay there to end the fight?

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