Punching the hood of a car while wondering in the street

87 points DriestPuddle

They traded punches, the first dude just happened to punch something that couldn’t feel it

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102 points Scootman00

*wandering

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73 points Disastrous-Peak-4296

Well, when he wakes up, he'll be wondering what happened

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16 points crazzzone

Ha whoops

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3 points YYCDavid

wandering about what?

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47 points smithpa01

He won the first place prize, a freshly served knuckle sandwich.

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16 points BigBeeOhBee

I love when they're fresh. Nothing worse than a stale moldy sandwich.

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14 points verbalyabusiveshit

What was he wondering about?

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7 points xgabipandax

Probably his life choice of punching a car

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11 points thebadyearblimp

…is that a tinted windshield

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7 points crazzzone

Not the guy to fuck with...

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6 points amzonboy

Yes. In Brazil it is permitted up to 25% in windshield and 75% on the sides in some states.

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10 points ibraw

This is most likely the outcome when you have such poor impulse control

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5 points biradinte

There's a saying here in Brazil, where this took place, that goes: "the only cure for a crazy person is a crazier person"

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4 points MinionFive

Looks like Paul after AJ hit him

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4 points slindner1985

Like batman he drives around cleaning up Gotham one baddie at a time

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3 points jmoneill62

He shlump

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23 points IncorporateThings

In an environment like that, someone with a nice, clean, shiny car is probably not someone you want to mess with. They're probably in a gang.

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12 points Boris7939

There are also lots of people who just like to take care of their things and keep them clean. You don’t need to be in a gang for that.

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3 points hpBard

Have you seen the cars available in those places? No care will revive those

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3 points Mitrovarr

To be fair, messing with a gang member and then being punched out by them is probably the best outcome. They'll probably leave it at that, not go for more revenge.

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3 points radiocrime

After he slammed the hood, he tried to open the fucking car door! Dude was crazed.

And you can tell the driver was winding up that punch starting the second he stepped out of the car.

Pow!💥 Right in the kisser. Beautiful punch. 🤌

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2 points Horbigast

Was he trying to shake his hand after smacking the car?

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2 points TigerTerrier

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2 points Novel_Citron2165

While wondering……. Huh.

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1 points Windhawker

Methinks he had it coming

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1 points ButchBellah

He was wondering, “Will this guy knock me out?”

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1 points The_Cozy_Burrito

That was a perfect KO lol

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1 points kydogjaw

I wonder what he was wondering.

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1 points Fragrant-Mud-542

FA.....FO

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1 points RepresentativeAge444

Well when he woke up he was “wondering” what hit him

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1 points Wise_Performance8547

Looks like his new sitting/sleeping spot is where he should have been in the first place

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1 points Left-Papaya-3714

After he slapped him down, he's lucky he didn't get his head stomped into that wall.

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1 points lackadaisical_timmy

I wander what they were doing there

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1 points LivingAd6826

Should’ve done VROOM!

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1 points arongoss

Truck

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1 points trickyprodigy

I’m pretty sure he’s not mad anymore.

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1 points Granny_knows_best

I like that little truck, anyone know what kind it is?

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1 points Homaku

Now both his hand and face are hurt

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1 points Nekat_ydaerla

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-1 points MechaStrizan

Looks like a rsidential narrow street, I'm super not with the car on this one. Punching the car is bad, but he didn't need to brake right in front of him and honk. Pretty unhinged all around tbh

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