You make it sound like the sperm show up in a line and get voted out, all promoting themselves while shit-talking their peers like some low-budget youtube dating show.
It was a train wreck scenario for me. I knew it was going to awful but I couldn’t stop watching it despite hating this kind of stuff. Luckily he didn’t face plant like I thought he would.
Thinking more if it had gone through any arteries pain is secondary to bleeding to death, besides could also snag a few nerves increase loss of function then the damage already there.
Spike acts as a barrier sure it impedes blood flow which can be just as dangerous but damn its a massive gamble to yank it.
Hospital care may be limited to none but at the least you get a better chance.
Haha me too. I pressed play, checked to see if there was an NSFW tag and scrambled to pause again. Of course I didn't make it, but yeah, wasn't too bad.
The heavier boots would definitely not work as they mess with your weight distribution during the jump. It’s either always flip with steel toed boots or never. Maybe like painted foam would work to look spikey yet not actually impale you
But you don't need to walk on those and they don't have nearly as many nerve endings.
Sure, getting jabbed in any of those is more likely to kill you, but the foot will cause you more physical pain long-term.
With that said, I can't say I've ever been stabbed in the lung of a kidney, so maybe I'm wrong.
Humans really suck at weighing pros and cons of a situation…
Pros: Dude lands a backflip inside a ring of spikes and gets it on film to brag to his friends and maybe get a couple hundred views online, at very best makes like $50 in ad revenue from millions of shorts/tiktok views.
Cons: Dude gets impaled by the spikes and at best it’s not in a spot that will kill him.
This would be a pretty stupid thing to do even if you we're a professional
But this guy clearly isn't
and when i say professional, i mean if you're gonna do this type of thing, you should try it in a safe environment first, with fake spikes or something, and adjust either yourself or the spikes as needed to create a scenario where you can at least mostly guarantee your safety, and also are wearing something to protect yourself if you fail
It continues to astonish me what people are willing to risk for internet clout. If my options are look cool online for 5 minutes vs. maybe permanently fucking up my feet or maybe even dying, im staying on the ground.
Was this the same kid that did the back flip from a building about a year ago and land on his feet perfectly, and then that same grandma hit him for doing that ?
Mom in the background like "This is the sperm that made it?!"
More like “he gets that from his dad”
"Don't ask. He's a complete idiot."
Not really. The egg does the selection. The sperm just shows up.
You make it sound like the sperm show up in a line and get voted out, all promoting themselves while shit-talking their peers like some low-budget youtube dating show.
"Next season on the Bacheloregg..."
Even if that's true, it doesn't contradict OP's joke, Mr. Pedantic.
Yeah learnt that some moons ago. The more you know🤯
You could make spikes out of paper and paint them... But apparently that way you won't get any new holes in your body and it's terribly boring.
Or draw a circle .
Circles don't have extra height.
It’s not about the extra height , they do this so they can land their backflip within the boundaries, so a circle will literally do the same thing.
wooden blunt stakes would be good enough for the job while also not fucking a disablement tool
Not with that attitude
I pressed play before realising I don't want to see this. Thankfully it wasn't as horrific as it could've been
It was a train wreck scenario for me. I knew it was going to awful but I couldn’t stop watching it despite hating this kind of stuff. Luckily he didn’t face plant like I thought he would.
I hate it happened, i hate even more that the dumbasses first instinct was to YANK it out his foot.........
NO, just no.
Yeah, you wouldn't want to do that, that's just going to cause even more pain.
Thinking more if it had gone through any arteries pain is secondary to bleeding to death, besides could also snag a few nerves increase loss of function then the damage already there.
Spike acts as a barrier sure it impedes blood flow which can be just as dangerous but damn its a massive gamble to yank it.
Hospital care may be limited to none but at the least you get a better chance.
My first instinct would be the same thing. I know it's wrong but monkey brain says that's not supposed to be there.
Actually my first first instinct would be to never do a back flip in a ring of giant metal spikes.
Yeah he's lucky he only got his foot injured. A front or back plant could have killed him.
I was totally A-OK with just the thumbnail.
More like Toe-Nail, amirite?!
I'm not that squeamish but even I was like 🫣😱
Haha me too. I pressed play, checked to see if there was an NSFW tag and scrambled to pause again. Of course I didn't make it, but yeah, wasn't too bad.
Yeah he could have landed on his ass
Yeah I thought this was a different sub before I realized where I was and was like.... oh no...
Seems like the worst possible place to do backflips. A very poor choice
And right in front of a camera, too!
Could have used fake plastic ones or steel toed boots that have reinforced sole, but nah let me dive headfirst with a big chance of impalement
That's how you let the internet know you're a real man. Serious risk of impalement for an audience of zero
Bro. You not see his mum and cousin in the background lol
The heavier boots would definitely not work as they mess with your weight distribution during the jump. It’s either always flip with steel toed boots or never. Maybe like painted foam would work to look spikey yet not actually impale you
Outside of a ring of landmines, yep.
That's like, the 2nd best outcome there could have been
He's lucky it was just his foot.
Also those people in the back not helping at all, but just being like "look at that idiot!"
I get the feeling this isn't the first time he did something this dumb.
“Just his foot” doesn’t do justice to the misery he’ll be going through for half a year.
Better his foot than a lung, kidney, or testicle
But you don't need to walk on those and they don't have nearly as many nerve endings.
Sure, getting jabbed in any of those is more likely to kill you, but the foot will cause you more physical pain long-term.
With that said, I can't say I've ever been stabbed in the lung of a kidney, so maybe I'm wrong.
Eh, pain is easier to deal with the further it is from my head
or face, or artery, or neck
Well, it could've been his back. He could have never walked again. Or worse...
True, true.
Still, plenty of misery lies ahead. Especially in a country where neither good healthcare nor sick leave are obvious.
Nailed the landing
Maybe his drink was spiked
At least one of his friends should have made a point that was a bad idea
💀
Humans really suck at weighing pros and cons of a situation…
Pros: Dude lands a backflip inside a ring of spikes and gets it on film to brag to his friends and maybe get a couple hundred views online, at very best makes like $50 in ad revenue from millions of shorts/tiktok views.
Cons: Dude gets impaled by the spikes and at best it’s not in a spot that will kill him.
Don't lump me in with this guy
Any impalement anywhere will kill you if you don't do anything about it
Better chance of going viral this way
Probably more likely to go bacterial than viral, but you never know your luck!
+5 internet points. I hope it was worth it.
Nope , I down voted it.
Why not use fake spikes?
Cheaper.
I can't watch - will someone tell me what happens, please?
He fucks up the landing and gets his foot impaled on a spike. You don't see blood. You don't need to watch it.
Bro needs a tetanus shot
Life just gave him a second chance with a painful lesson
The motorcycle number suggests that this happened in the district where Buddha attained Nirvana (enlightenment).
The video suggests that this guy is still a few incarnations away from getting there.
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed
The landing stuck him
Ended better than I expected.
Even Alan Partridge wasn’t this stupid.
And an Alan Partridge in a pear tree
This looks like a Super Dave special.
That went far better than I feared. I thought I was gonna see someone dying
Or at least get an opening
Don’t speak the language but you know she’s callin him a dumb fuck
Gonna be honest I expected that to go far worse.
Not as bad as it could've been, or that I was expecting it to be.
Bro should have had metal plated soles. We would never know .
As bad as that is it’s not even close to the worst outcome.
Ya'll keep giving this guy grief but I'm sure even Houdini drowned a few times before he perfected his underwater escape trick
Seems like he has never tested his ability to land where he started. He wasn’t even close.
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Even grandma was like, wow what an idiot
That went about as well as it possibly could have to be honest.
I mean, a single steak partially into just one foot? He made it out unscathed pretty much.
n o p e.
He probably should've practiced with Nerf darts
This would be a pretty stupid thing to do even if you we're a professional
But this guy clearly isn't
and when i say professional, i mean if you're gonna do this type of thing, you should try it in a safe environment first, with fake spikes or something, and adjust either yourself or the spikes as needed to create a scenario where you can at least mostly guarantee your safety, and also are wearing something to protect yourself if you fail
Imagine if both feet landed on spikes…
Fun fact: Don’t pull it out. It’s the only think keeping him from losing blood
That shoe is going to leak.
So is that foot
Now it's not only his parents who know that he's an idiot)
Love mum in the background like "This shit again?"
I want to know how bad an injury that is. But I also really don’t want to know.
thank goodness. could have been worse. in fact i was imagining worse than this.
Paging Trauma team 1 bay 3
It continues to astonish me what people are willing to risk for internet clout. If my options are look cool online for 5 minutes vs. maybe permanently fucking up my feet or maybe even dying, im staying on the ground.
That could have been so much worse.
Yanno, it could’ve been so much worse
why are the spikes shaped like a bayonet. is he making sure he cant get it stitched for that extra thrill?
Honestly that went about as well as could be expected. Lucky he didn't land on his back.
Well at least he was good enough to land on his feet. That spike could have ended up in a not so sunny place
With every video about Hindus, the feeling grows that they don't want to live.
We will reincarnate
That was so much less terrible than I thought it was going to be
So sad, I hope the spikes are ok.
Of all the possible injuries, this is the least serious.
"*ts just a flesh wound."
Why wouldn't you do this with "spikes" made out of something like balsa wood? Nobody would know.
What did he think would happen? No, seriously?
Dumbass.
I wonder if the guy in mask had COVID or if he didn’t want spike Lee to see him laughing.
I am willing to risk permanent injury for 60 seconds of attention.
Thats damn near the best outcome.
Lucky it was only his foot.
Shouldve worn his steel toed puncture resistant boots.
the other two people probably like "look at this fucking idiot"
Nailed it!
That's really in there
The universal move for :" Look at that idiot"
Well.. it could have. Been better... but could have been waaaay worse too 🤣
should land with his ass down
That doesn't look like I want to be treated in a hospital in that country...
KilltheCameraman
Specifically looked away right at the good bit
Probably didn't have the stomach for it.
That could have gone a lot worse but still... why?
Lynn, I’ve pierced my foot on a spike
Why men die. First
Could've been worse. Couldve fkd the landing and bellyflopped
Neighbors appear used to bilybob’s shenanigans.
What happens if both feet were impaled? Fall face first? Stab face?
Lynn! I've pierced me foot on a SPIIIIKE!
Honestly, a much better ending than expected.
Fffffffffuuuucking hell.
Does anyone know if he is accepting advice at the moment?
That'll leave a mark.
If he would have pulled it off, it would have been like 'yaaawn'.
shit I wish i didntt see this. what is he even thinking
If you don't know for sure that you can be successful then don't introduce the risky materials
I'm betting that didn't tickle.
What the hell was he thinking?
Cool, next time try it with punji sticks.
Now do it with 1 foot.
Was this the same kid that did the back flip from a building about a year ago and land on his feet perfectly, and then that same grandma hit him for doing that ?
I immediately paused. No way amni watching this mess
r/DontHelpJustFilm
Nice. Good job.
I was hoping it would be his face
Jesus I really blindly hit play trusting the no gore rule to keep me ruling my week seeing some dumb kid kill himself for clicks.
I let out an "ouch"
High risk, low(no) reward. I mean who would have thought huh?
I turned it off the second he touched down. That’s a hard nope for me
At least he didn't participate in the tide pod challenge Olympics
Hope he didn't remove the spike, because that's bleeding out in minutes.
Nature has a way of cleaning out the gene pool. Maybe don't practice with real spikes?
Glad he stuck the landing!
Twat.
He could have not done that but still chose to do it. Sometimes people are a danger to themselves.
Clown
That had to hurt
Give a phone to this one
This could've turned out waay worse
What would ever possess someone to do that?
High risk low reward
The same thing happened to Alan Partridge at Choristers, after he booked a room under the name 'The Real IRA'
Bro got lucky. I had to peek over my hand, i thought it was gonna be NSFL
You’re my hero
Well I just crawled inside of my own skin. How’s everyone else?
DON'T RIP UT OUT!
'I've Pierced My Foot On A Spike!' - I'm Alan Partridge
I regret hitting that play button.
No one forced him to do this
I hit play on that video and promptly paused it, NO THANKS.
r/darwinawards
I remember once in a workshop I stepped on a screw I gotta say it hurts alots and what I just saw is even worse
Dude should’ve just stuck to video editing and faked it.
Gnarly dude!
You have to admit - he stuck the landing.
The best thing about this is he didn’t have to do it