Jumping over a curb with high speed and no protective gear

32 points Ga88y7

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3 points darkKratos7

😂🤣😂

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31 points thaiberius_kirk

He should’ve stopped by the Visionworks first to make sure he could clearly see his skill level.

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29 points Mediocre_Fill_40

FULL SCORPION!! BUHYAH!!

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5 points NotHereToFuckSpyders

Meat crayon.

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4 points Gewaltakustik

r/fullscorpion

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9 points Glacius_-

He needs a bag to pickup all his teeth

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5 points NotHereToFuckSpyders

Don't worry, they're embedded in his own skull.

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6 points PhantasmaStriker

That looked brutal

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3 points KonkeyDongPrime

Probably should’ve learned to bunny hop before attempting this one lol

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3 points shiggins114

Failed spectacularly

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3 points SashaDabinsky

I did something similar as a kid and tore a chunk of skin on my chin. I still have a faint scar 40 years later.

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3 points archameidus

I am glad that I will never be this stupid.

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3 points OraxisOnaris1

Meh, skin is overrated.

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5 points tr_567

You gotta press space buddy !

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5 points qcihdtm

Teef are oferrated

Teef are oferrated

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1 points darkKratos7

😂

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2 points CyberSjoeter

If you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough

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2 points IsJesusAgain

He need some milk

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2 points beigetrope

To be honest that should have been an easy bunny hop.

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2 points Mediocre_Fill_40

Would you like to have some gravel to your face plant?

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0 points beigetrope

You need to water those things.

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1 points akarichard

I've done that but on a dirt bike. You have to lean back super hard expecting that rear tire to pop directly upwards hard. And even if anticipating it, your mileage will very. I was thrown off the dirt bike like a slingshot lol

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1 points paradox_valestein

Meat crayon!

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1 points Slo20

And no skill.

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1 points RednocNivert

✨✨VISIONWORKS✨✨

Welp, his doesn’t. Neither do his teeth anymore

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2 points Ballroomblitzzzz

There's the comment I was looking for!

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1 points ClownfishSoup

Did he grab the front brakes or something? I watched it in slow mo and it makes no sense why he flipped over! The bike landed OK and then it just completely stopped moving.

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1 points Nobraxo

That is painful to watch

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1 points Matt7738

And zero bike skills.

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1 points Rydog_78

This could have been far worse if a car was driving by.

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1 points Artistic-Boot9060

Damn! That looked so painful.

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1 points Temporary_Ninja8945

We call that one TBI.

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1 points Truth-is-implacable

No scorpion?

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1 points madogmax

Neckbrace, and new teeth for the little dude

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1 points darkKratos7

He definitely earned it 😑

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1 points No1Czarnian

Bet that felt great

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1 points LowWater5686

I should go to IKEA

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1 points Former_Recording_998

I think he didn't jump anything

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1 points iAmMikeJ_92

Damn, gotta go sew his face back on now.

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1 points Apprehensive-Bad6015

Bra that was a full face plant scorpion meat crayon.

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1 points Rusty_Tap

Got over the curb though didn't he?

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1 points gravityrush_lesbian

How can people be so reckless in their lives.

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1 points BrightPerspective

He kept his shoes, so he's ok

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1 points 1m_d0n3_c4r1ng

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2 points RaidensReturn

Meat crayon

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1 points CrazyIslander

Is this jump in the video with us now?

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1 points darsvedder

and yet his son is a fucking dunce

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1 points hyena_crawls

Flunkin social studies

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1 points rygel_fievel

Should have stopped by IKEA for a mattress.

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1 points Imaginary_Gamer

I bet he couldn't do that again...

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0 points N7LP400

He was probably also panic and pulled the front brake too hard

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0 points awesomesauceitch

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0 points TarugoKing

Bunny hop rookie mistake! 🤣

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1 points MOS95B

I'm not sure "jump" was the word you were looking for here. It may have been the intent, but definitely not the action

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1 points heyitsvonage

He didn’t even bunny hop, and just wheelied it 😂

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