Fun fact: His last name is pronounced "see-gl* and he absolutely hates that because it sounds a bit like seagull. That level of insecurity from a man who takes himself so seriously is objectively hilarious.
The man spent his whole career convincing people to pronounce it differently, then his own mum corrected it literally as soon as someone bothered to ask. Sensei Seagull was reportedly not pleased.
This feels like a place to insert a stupid *laughs in European* joke, except they're determined to make it a problem for the entire bloody world. That's where I live. 😢
So does this guy genuinely not care about the response to his videos. I mean good for him I guess. It’s just that this is like the third similar video I’ve seen of him. And the response is always kinda negative. So maybe just for engagement?
I’m not even sure he’s all that serious. There’s so many “influencers” or social media desperates who make these videos just for engagement. They’ll continue even through the hate because most social medias don’t have dislike buttons and their platform just uses engagement.
If he's really one of these Meal Team 6 nutbags, I doubt he cares - they're so locked into their us vs. them mentality that criticism from outsiders just feeds their persecution fetish. Unless it comes from their fellow Gravy Seals, it's all "sticks and stones."
What gets me is the fact "Attila the None"
Took the time to watch this video and thought to himself "oh yeah, that's the take I want everyone (no one) to watch and they are gonna be SOOOOO impressed and the likes are gonna be rolling in. 😎
I’ve seen this guy quite a few times on r/boomersbeingfools and I have got to the point I’m genuinely entertained when he’s on now as I love his little fumbles and slowness. I guess I’ve just learned to enjoy the show these days and treat him basically as a comedy skit.
Not a fan of Star Wars and only know about this because of a documentary I watched that tackled him slightly, but some mf in his school got ahold of the camera this lad used to record and it was meant to be private but that dude thought shaming the boy right here by uploading it without consent would be funny and he was subjected to years of bullying because of it, and that's the main reason why the world has even seen this video in the first place
Definitely different from Temu John Wick where he's recorded himself doing this shit and has knowingly posted it for views
Star Wars Kid is a gem and he WAS a kid having fun when this clip was done, Kids gonna do kid stuff.. Temu John Wick here is an actual adult with delusions of grandeur perhaps from watching too much action movies. Totally different from each other
I still think Lucas should have included him as a Jedi in the arena battle (Attack of the Clones); flown him in, costumed him up, and shot a few seconds in front of a green screen. (That or shown him defending the Jedi Temple in Revenge of the Sith and getting struck down by the Clone Troopers.)
(Someone needs to do a special edition version online of this.)
I encourage you all to dig up a classic comedy called “The Survivors” starring Walter Matthau, Jerry Reed and Robin Williams. Robin’s portrayal of a bumbling guy down on his luck who joins a survival training camp is pure comedy gold. This guy reminds me of that movie.
The funniest thing is that he obviously recorded it himself. This absolute unit of a man reviewed that recording, watched himself flail around and utterly fail to look even remotely competent, then decided that this was the thing to share with the world and impress us all.
I'd say fake if I hadn't seen way too much of this cringey Y'all Qaida LARPing bullshit to doubt that these people exist.
I love these videos, this dude is having the time of his life, just doing dumb shit with different weapons, completely oblivious to the army of nerds seething at him.
I love these videos because this guy filmed this and thought he looked so awesome that he needed to share it with the rest of the world. When I tell my kids that whatever they put out on the internet or text their friends it lives forever, this is exactly what I’m talking about.
The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
The only stuff this guy can take out:
Hey, give him some credit- he was also close to taking out his arms a few times.
I actually thought he’d shot himself a couple of times.
maybe he did...as ridiculous as it his, I seriously hope he isn't stupid enough to use real bullets
This guy doesn't look like he'd take time to make or buy blanks, he's too hardcore for that "pussy" stuff.
He probably did. He just looks like the sort of authentic dude who doesn’t have time for fakery. 😇🤣
Well, he certainly tapped the kid-sized target (seriously, wtf) in the first couple of seconds...
Same here
He could be using blanks for improved safety
We'll dude is probably routinely shooting blanks, but, not alas, I fear, in this video.
Which would still fuck him up at that range
And a bird
I was thinking he might be training to fight a swarm of chickens or other small animals.
Idk i learned my lessonas a kid playing Link To The Past never attack chickens lol
He picked the 100 duck sized horses option.
One hundred duck sized horses?
Looks like midges or maybe body lice.
I'm honestly shocked he has all 4 limbs. He has to be using blanks, right?
You forgot:
How about his cousin/sister?
And the neighbors
Reloading would have been faster.
Definitely a ranking member of the Gravy Seals.
"Special" Forces
And about thirty bystanders. Villains pretty safe, tho
Die die die!
https://i.redd.it/o3yc1jmk6z9g1.gif
What's this from?
Equilibrium (2002)
Overwatch
The difference is that the guy in the video isn’t facing any of his targets
Is he shooting blanks?
I hope so, I'd hate to see these genes passed down
Best comment in the 4 years I’ve been on Reddit
I say that to myself almost every day I'm on here. The comment sections are always full of gold!
https://preview.redd.it/l1b3utcgtx9g1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=795ae8081de8ecb25362514745b47107ed1956c4
Thanks, I just woke my wife up with my giggling
That's it! You won internet for today.
This is so funny. Thank you
Ohhhh the up votes you deserve
You know he ain't got kids that call him
CO2
They are gas powered airsoft guns.
He’s doing the “Yosemite Sam gun routine”
Good to see Steven Segal has lost a few kilos.
Fun fact: His last name is pronounced "see-gl* and he absolutely hates that because it sounds a bit like seagull. That level of insecurity from a man who takes himself so seriously is objectively hilarious.
The man spent his whole career convincing people to pronounce it differently, then his own mum corrected it literally as soon as someone bothered to ask. Sensei Seagull was reportedly not pleased.
These walks among us....
What's scarier is they also vote
Probably votes more than most
This feels like a place to insert a stupid *laughs in European* joke, except they're determined to make it a problem for the entire bloody world. That's where I live. 😢
Instances of this cam be found all over the world; it's not endemic to US only
You genuinely would not find this here, or anywhere remotely near me. Closest I can think of is russia, which makes a sad kind of sense.
Even scarier is they also have guns
Sad tragic fuck , basically ten years old & trapped in an adult body living out John Wick fantasies with live ammunition, …well done America
9/11 wouldn't have gone down like that if he'd been there
It takes good people with planes to stop bad people with planes.
There would've been one more casualty, and that's the best case scenario.
He's probably an ICE agent now.
Where does one acquire a suit like this, preferably in purple?
Save some females for the rest of us
So does this guy genuinely not care about the response to his videos. I mean good for him I guess. It’s just that this is like the third similar video I’ve seen of him. And the response is always kinda negative. So maybe just for engagement?
I’m not even sure he’s all that serious. There’s so many “influencers” or social media desperates who make these videos just for engagement. They’ll continue even through the hate because most social medias don’t have dislike buttons and their platform just uses engagement.
If he's really one of these Meal Team 6 nutbags, I doubt he cares - they're so locked into their us vs. them mentality that criticism from outsiders just feeds their persecution fetish. Unless it comes from their fellow Gravy Seals, it's all "sticks and stones."
At this point I'm fairly sure it's ragebait.
He’s also good in close combat!
I’m cackling so loudly every single time this gif is posted, this man’s physical comedy is on point.
Comedy? More like a tragedy. I just saw six dudes get their ass handed to them. Probably will wind up in the hospital, if they're lucky.
When you watch too much Equilibrium
Great movie, thanks for stirring my memory 👍
I was SO thinking this!!!
What gets me is the fact "Attila the None" Took the time to watch this video and thought to himself "oh yeah, that's the take I want everyone (no one) to watch and they are gonna be SOOOOO impressed and the likes are gonna be rolling in. 😎
I feel safer knowing he's on a different continent.
Some of those were straight into the air... People get killed by falling bullets so stay there
This is that guys entire existence. Oh boy….
Not gonna lie, I was really hoping for more self inflicted pain in this clip.
When you start guessing the money he spent to look ridiculous on purpose
I’ve seen this guy quite a few times on r/boomersbeingfools and I have got to the point I’m genuinely entertained when he’s on now as I love his little fumbles and slowness. I guess I’ve just learned to enjoy the show these days and treat him basically as a comedy skit.
Little boys need their play time.
Poor sap died reloading his knife
After throwing his gun in the dirt
And you can bet your sweet bippy he felt like a badass doing this.
I had to play it in slow motion to see all the moves . Did he recover after this stroke ?
Star Wars Kid grown up now?
That kid is a national treasure! How dare you!
Not a fan of Star Wars and only know about this because of a documentary I watched that tackled him slightly, but some mf in his school got ahold of the camera this lad used to record and it was meant to be private but that dude thought shaming the boy right here by uploading it without consent would be funny and he was subjected to years of bullying because of it, and that's the main reason why the world has even seen this video in the first place
Definitely different from Temu John Wick where he's recorded himself doing this shit and has knowingly posted it for views
Star Wars Kid is a gem and he WAS a kid having fun when this clip was done, Kids gonna do kid stuff.. Temu John Wick here is an actual adult with delusions of grandeur perhaps from watching too much action movies. Totally different from each other
I still think Lucas should have included him as a Jedi in the arena battle (Attack of the Clones); flown him in, costumed him up, and shot a few seconds in front of a green screen. (That or shown him defending the Jedi Temple in Revenge of the Sith and getting struck down by the Clone Troopers.)
(Someone needs to do a special edition version online of this.)
Everyone who lives near this man better protect him at all costs.
Because if he is attached, everyone in a 2km radius is going to be killed along within him but the attackers will leave unharmed.
How I imagine yanks
I'm actually typing this response with two handguns.
My head canon is that he's an average middle school teacher preparing next week's lessons.
"No Timmy, never let them deny your god-given right to bring your assault rifle to Walmart. That's how the terrorists win."
I grew up in rural Kansas and I’d say about half our male teachers would engage in shit like this given the chance and this was 10+ years ago
The average MAGA
As long as he's on the other side we're safe.
Damn, no range officer! That or they are bleeding out some where off camera.
ICE Training. They only hire the Best of the Best!
Damn, i thought that was Steven Segal for a second... I mean the modern Segal, not the olden days when we thought he was normal Segal.
He left zero opportunity to counter his attack.
One village further in all directions they wonder why bullets are whizzing by.
Even his teammates won't stand a chance
It’s the multiple attempts to holster and unholster weapons that always makes me laugh at this video.
Like he watched himself fail multiple times to do both and still thought he nailed it.
I don't get why he thinks this is important or impressive.
Be sure of your target and beyond they said
I mean why post it like I’d do shit like this if i liked guns had the ammo to waste but I’d never post it lol
He's upgraded from Airsoft then
I’m pretty sure he fired a round off while pointing upwards. Of the 4 rules of gun safety, how many did this guy? All 4?
John Thick
Bad guys waiting patiently for him to regain his balance and pull out his knife
I encourage you all to dig up a classic comedy called “The Survivors” starring Walter Matthau, Jerry Reed and Robin Williams. Robin’s portrayal of a bumbling guy down on his luck who joins a survival training camp is pure comedy gold. This guy reminds me of that movie.
that's gungatta
If Steven Seagal starred in Equilibrium.
He didn't hit anything
WT absolute F?
He shot one straight up.
Why didn't he show the target in the sky?
This is what happens when cousins are allowed to marry
Gun-Kata from "Equilibrium" (2002)
Took 3 business days to get the knife and gun out
The funniest thing is that he obviously recorded it himself. This absolute unit of a man reviewed that recording, watched himself flail around and utterly fail to look even remotely competent, then decided that this was the thing to share with the world and impress us all.
I'd say fake if I hadn't seen way too much of this cringey Y'all Qaida LARPing bullshit to doubt that these people exist.
Gunkata
Star Wars Kid grew up
This Gravy Seal training.
I love these videos, this dude is having the time of his life, just doing dumb shit with different weapons, completely oblivious to the army of nerds seething at him.
Closest we get to see Dante's nunchaks shotgun move in DMC5
Too much whiskey
Good ol Amerika
Someone has been studying Gun Kata
This is so hilarious! Thank you!
"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times" Bruce Lee
At least one of those rounds came down in the neighbors yard
Britney Spears, survivalist edition.
He would fuck up so many armless legless people
He's hopped up on goofballs.
Ah yes, the infamous gravy seal
Do these people think this is bad ass or something. How delusional can someone be?
This clip screams premature ejaculator.
Did he...even hit anything?
At least he is having fun aye
I love these videos because this guy filmed this and thought he looked so awesome that he needed to share it with the rest of the world. When I tell my kids that whatever they put out on the internet or text their friends it lives forever, this is exactly what I’m talking about.
Re………………….Re…………..load
this is me when i play video games
This one video sums of the world stereotype of Americans.
The guys that are “prepared” to fight the government 😂
As a range master and instructor... this video made me a little uncomfortable...
Gun Katta is cool in a goofy ass movie. In real life, count your toes when you're done...
Looks like this is his first game, getting used to the keyboard commands
Can we get a channel name where this was pulled from? I'd like to see this in not 100x100 jpeg mode.
all people experience middle life crises differently
When you've had enough of the god damn mosquitoes
Maga will take themselves out before they done wrecking everything else.
The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
It's super impressive that he didn't tag himself
It’s the reload for me
I can fix him
I hope this is satire.
Clever way to peacefully diffuse a situation. Bad guy is just going to leave after getting bored watching him weapon swap a few times.
Has anyone ever shown an AI a bunch of these videos and asked it to make a training video afterwords?
Does he know that in real life the guys don't stand still and wait for you to holster your weapon?
This so sad and hilarious at the same time 😭🤣
What a fucking moron
But can he wear a suit and make it look good?
ICE?
Looks like baby powder blanks
watch out, there’s a bunch of immigrants flying to you!
twin is one of the gun priests
Looks like he pow pow himself a couple times
The contrast in real life vs a movie is stark
I don't know what that is, but it's not training.
Hold on a second while I try to get this other gun out to shoot you.
Neighbours all dead after his first attempt
He lets off at least two straight up, lol. I hope this guy doesn't have any neighbors.
Why's he keep shooting the sky?
Not even he can stand against himself.
John Whack.
https://i.redd.it/a0i56saeu0ag1.gif
Literally me cosplaying Action Man with various sticks, in the yard, age 7.
I'm no marksman but this guy looks like a monkey fucking a football.
I can tell guy has a comical amount of self inflicted scars all over his body
Uncle rico got into guns?
He posts multiple of these a week tbh
Why did it stop just when it was getting so good?
Those pistol punches are something else. 😅
He really fucked up that flock of migrating birds
u/savevideo
I wish this was AI
Upcoming Darwin award.
After watching this in slow motion, not a single shot landed.
This looks like AI
The camera man wasn't even worried.
was waiting for a round to go through his arm