Not even John Wick would stand a chance against him
  • 1659 points MAReader

    The only stuff this guy can take out:

    • is his hearing
    • his legs/feet
    • and fast food
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    469 points Pikka_Bird

    Hey, give him some credit- he was also close to taking out his arms a few times.

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    235 points Ologunde

    I actually thought he’d shot himself a couple of times.

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    60 points GoedekeMichels

    maybe he did...as ridiculous as it his, I seriously hope he isn't stupid enough to use real bullets

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    32 points Eldudeareno217

    This guy doesn't look like he'd take time to make or buy blanks, he's too hardcore for that "pussy" stuff.

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    5 points Ologunde

    He probably did. He just looks like the sort of authentic dude who doesn’t have time for fakery. 😇🤣

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    7 points MelodicFocus

    Well, he certainly tapped the kid-sized target (seriously, wtf) in the first couple of seconds...

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    15 points drifters74

    Same here

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    15 points crappydeli

    He could be using blanks for improved safety

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    10 points clandestine_justice

    We'll dude is probably routinely shooting blanks, but, not alas, I fear, in this video.

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    6 points weird-british-person

    Which would still fuck him up at that range

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    21 points C_Hawk14

    And a bird

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    65 points ThisWillTakeAllDay

    I was thinking he might be training to fight a swarm of chickens or other small animals.

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    21 points NFLmanKarl1234

    Idk i learned my lessonas a kid playing Link To The Past never attack chickens lol

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    13 points GachaHell

    He picked the 100 duck sized horses option.

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    3 points Zarrakh

    One hundred duck sized horses?

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    2 points gnumedia

    Looks like midges or maybe body lice.

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    27 points lynbod

    I'm honestly shocked he has all 4 limbs. He has to be using blanks, right?

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    26 points babyitsmoistoutside

    You forgot:

    • his sister
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    13 points MAReader

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    6 points TheRealRigormortal

    How about his cousin/sister?

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    7 points IsJesusAgain

    And the neighbors

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    5 points anactofgod

    Reloading would have been faster.

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    3 points gnumedia

    Definitely a ranking member of the Gravy Seals.

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    4 points MAReader

    "Special" Forces

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    4 points Both_Painter2466

    And about thirty bystanders. Villains pretty safe, tho

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  • 416 points gans15

    Die die die!

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    60 points Valharick

    https://i.redd.it/o3yc1jmk6z9g1.gif

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    26 points hackerdude97

    What's this from?

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    14 points Ritchie79

    Equilibrium (2002)

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    36 points DUDEAREUMAD

    Overwatch

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    20 points EquivalentToADog

    The difference is that the guy in the video isn’t facing any of his targets

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  • 516 points romerik

    Is he shooting blanks?

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    1011 points Thin_General_8594

    I hope so, I'd hate to see these genes passed down

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    158 points O_N31LL

    Best comment in the 4 years I’ve been on Reddit

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    28 points GingerBeast81

    I say that to myself almost every day I'm on here. The comment sections are always full of gold!

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    46 points Extreme_Cable_2314

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    14 points hahnwill

    https://preview.redd.it/l1b3utcgtx9g1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=795ae8081de8ecb25362514745b47107ed1956c4

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    10 points DMS1970

    Thanks, I just woke my wife up with my giggling

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    8 points Rolochotazo

    That's it! You won internet for today.

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    4 points Prisoner_of_the_road

    This is so funny. Thank you

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    2 points gimmespaceyaspaceman

    Ohhhh the up votes you deserve

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    19 points kangorr

    You know he ain't got kids that call him

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    5 points TLEToyu

    CO2

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    5 points ChiefFox24

    They are gas powered airsoft guns.

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    3 points strik3r2k8

    He’s doing the “Yosemite Sam gun routine”

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  • 229 points ChocoboDave

    Good to see Steven Segal has lost a few kilos.

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    81 points Square_Ad4004

    Fun fact: His last name is pronounced "see-gl* and he absolutely hates that because it sounds a bit like seagull. That level of insecurity from a man who takes himself so seriously is objectively hilarious.

    The man spent his whole career convincing people to pronounce it differently, then his own mum corrected it literally as soon as someone bothered to ask. Sensei Seagull was reportedly not pleased.

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    23 points PretzelsThirst

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  • 589 points BJORTAN

    These walks among us....

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    248 points TwinkiesSucker

    What's scarier is they also vote

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    65 points AdImpossible5402

    Probably votes more than most

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    27 points Square_Ad4004

    This feels like a place to insert a stupid *laughs in European* joke, except they're determined to make it a problem for the entire bloody world. That's where I live. 😢

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    11 points TwinkiesSucker

    Instances of this cam be found all over the world; it's not endemic to US only

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    6 points Square_Ad4004

    You genuinely would not find this here, or anywhere remotely near me. Closest I can think of is russia, which makes a sad kind of sense.

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    2 points rickard_mormont

    Even scarier is they also have guns

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    139 points UlsterManInScotland

    Sad tragic fuck , basically ten years old & trapped in an adult body living out John Wick fantasies with live ammunition, …well done America

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    29 points em_paris

    9/11 wouldn't have gone down like that if he'd been there

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    10 points SmarterThanMyBoss

    It takes good people with planes to stop bad people with planes.

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    6 points babyitsmoistoutside

    There would've been one more casualty, and that's the best case scenario.

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    42 points StevieTV

    He's probably an ICE agent now.

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    9 points FreshPear7355

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    3 points fordag

    Where does one acquire a suit like this, preferably in purple?

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    3 points RedSquaree

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  • 145 points Weak_Definition_4321

    Save some females for the rest of us

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  • 90 points No_Finding3456

    So does this guy genuinely not care about the response to his videos. I mean good for him I guess. It’s just that this is like the third similar video I’ve seen of him. And the response is always kinda negative. So maybe just for engagement?

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    52 points buriedupsidedown

    I’m not even sure he’s all that serious. There’s so many “influencers” or social media desperates who make these videos just for engagement. They’ll continue even through the hate because most social medias don’t have dislike buttons and their platform just uses engagement.

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    16 points Square_Ad4004

    If he's really one of these Meal Team 6 nutbags, I doubt he cares - they're so locked into their us vs. them mentality that criticism from outsiders just feeds their persecution fetish. Unless it comes from their fellow Gravy Seals, it's all "sticks and stones."

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    3 points GoedekeMichels

    At this point I'm fairly sure it's ragebait.

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  • 42 points Xinonix1

    He’s also good in close combat!

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    10 points Angeliiiiique

    I’m cackling so loudly every single time this gif is posted, this man’s physical comedy is on point.

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    2 points codysattva

    Comedy? More like a tragedy. I just saw six dudes get their ass handed to them. Probably will wind up in the hospital, if they're lucky.

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  • 49 points AceSpadePirate

    When you watch too much Equilibrium

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    11 points icecream_truck

    Great movie, thanks for stirring my memory 👍

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    2 points LittleWhiteDragon

    I was SO thinking this!!!

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  • 23 points Durivage4

    What gets me is the fact "Attila the None" Took the time to watch this video and thought to himself "oh yeah, that's the take I want everyone (no one) to watch and they are gonna be SOOOOO impressed and the likes are gonna be rolling in. 😎

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  • 18 points GreenWoodDragon

    I feel safer knowing he's on a different continent.

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    5 points NsaAgent25

    Some of those were straight into the air... People get killed by falling bullets so stay there

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  • 24 points Whyworkforfree

    This is that guys entire existence. Oh boy….

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  • 12 points J-the-Kidder

    Not gonna lie, I was really hoping for more self inflicted pain in this clip.

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  • 9 points jeromezooce

    When you start guessing the money he spent to look ridiculous on purpose

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  • 10 points Littleleicesterfoxy

    I’ve seen this guy quite a few times on r/boomersbeingfools and I have got to the point I’m genuinely entertained when he’s on now as I love his little fumbles and slowness. I guess I’ve just learned to enjoy the show these days and treat him basically as a comedy skit.

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  • 9 points felinefluffycloud

    Little boys need their play time.

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  • 9 points ToTreeorNot2Tree

    Poor sap died reloading his knife

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    5 points Aonaran84

    After throwing his gun in the dirt

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  • 8 points Aydrianic

    And you can bet your sweet bippy he felt like a badass doing this.

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  • 6 points corvus66a

    I had to play it in slow motion to see all the moves . Did he recover after this stroke ?

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  • 28 points Mormegil81

    Star Wars Kid grown up now?

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    20 points Th3LastMonk

    That kid is a national treasure! How dare you!

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    17 points goldengatevixen

    Not a fan of Star Wars and only know about this because of a documentary I watched that tackled him slightly, but some mf in his school got ahold of the camera this lad used to record and it was meant to be private but that dude thought shaming the boy right here by uploading it without consent would be funny and he was subjected to years of bullying because of it, and that's the main reason why the world has even seen this video in the first place

    Definitely different from Temu John Wick where he's recorded himself doing this shit and has knowingly posted it for views

    Star Wars Kid is a gem and he WAS a kid having fun when this clip was done, Kids gonna do kid stuff.. Temu John Wick here is an actual adult with delusions of grandeur perhaps from watching too much action movies. Totally different from each other

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    5 points zoidbert

    I still think Lucas should have included him as a Jedi in the arena battle (Attack of the Clones); flown him in, costumed him up, and shot a few seconds in front of a green screen. (That or shown him defending the Jedi Temple in Revenge of the Sith and getting struck down by the Clone Troopers.)

    (Someone needs to do a special edition version online of this.)

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  • 20 points Lochlanist

    Everyone who lives near this man better protect him at all costs.

    Because if he is attached, everyone in a 2km radius is going to be killed along within him but the attackers will leave unharmed.

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  • 23 points manulconnoiseur

    How I imagine yanks

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    3 points Nausicaaah

    I'm actually typing this response with two handguns.

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    7 points Square_Ad4004

    My head canon is that he's an average middle school teacher preparing next week's lessons.

    "No Timmy, never let them deny your god-given right to bring your assault rifle to Walmart. That's how the terrorists win."

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    2 points meatdome34

    I grew up in rural Kansas and I’d say about half our male teachers would engage in shit like this given the chance and this was 10+ years ago

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  • 10 points MadsDS

    The average MAGA

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  • 5 points Flyingcento

    As long as he's on the other side we're safe.

    Damn, no range officer! That or they are bleeding out some where off camera.

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  • 4 points NoGarage7989

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  • 10 points Otherwise-Shine9529

    ICE Training. They only hire the Best of the Best!

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  • 3 points Low_Ad_5255

    Damn, i thought that was Steven Segal for a second... I mean the modern Segal, not the olden days when we thought he was normal Segal.

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  • 5 points you_killed_fredo

    He left zero opportunity to counter his attack.

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  • 3 points DerAlphos

    One village further in all directions they wonder why bullets are whizzing by.

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  • 5 points Fickle_Psychology_0

    Even his teammates won't stand a chance

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  • 4 points timey_wimeyy

    It’s the multiple attempts to holster and unholster weapons that always makes me laugh at this video.

    Like he watched himself fail multiple times to do both and still thought he nailed it.

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  • 7 points el_scotty

    I don't get why he thinks this is important or impressive.

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  • 3 points dustykangaroo06

    Be sure of your target and beyond they said

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  • 3 points QueSeraSeraWWBWB

    I mean why post it like I’d do shit like this if i liked guns had the ammo to waste but I’d never post it lol

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  • 3 points Wubnado

    He's upgraded from Airsoft then

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  • 3 points Scrappy1918

    I’m pretty sure he fired a round off while pointing upwards. Of the 4 rules of gun safety, how many did this guy? All 4?

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  • 3 points whereegosdare84

    John Thick

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  • 3 points GuyTheTerrible

    Bad guys waiting patiently for him to regain his balance and pull out his knife

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  • 3 points Tiny-Lock9652

    I encourage you all to dig up a classic comedy called “The Survivors” starring Walter Matthau, Jerry Reed and Robin Williams. Robin’s portrayal of a bumbling guy down on his luck who joins a survival training camp is pure comedy gold. This guy reminds me of that movie.

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  • 2 points SuS_JoeTF2

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  • 2 points ticondoroga

    that's gungatta

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  • 2 points HonoraryKrogan

    If Steven Seagal starred in Equilibrium.

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  • 2 points Smooth-Noise1985

    He didn't hit anything

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  • 2 points Ologunde

    WT absolute F?

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  • 2 points shade-tree_pilot

    He shot one straight up.

    Why didn't he show the target in the sky?

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  • 2 points Illustrious_Sign_872

    This is what happens when cousins are allowed to marry

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  • 2 points Erokhar

    Gun-Kata from "Equilibrium" (2002)

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  • 2 points RRfromKL

    Took 3 business days to get the knife and gun out

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  • 2 points Square_Ad4004

    The funniest thing is that he obviously recorded it himself. This absolute unit of a man reviewed that recording, watched himself flail around and utterly fail to look even remotely competent, then decided that this was the thing to share with the world and impress us all.

    I'd say fake if I hadn't seen way too much of this cringey Y'all Qaida LARPing bullshit to doubt that these people exist.

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  • 2 points reagor

    Gunkata

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  • 2 points ddrfraser1

    Star Wars Kid grew up

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  • 2 points flashzer0

    This Gravy Seal training.

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  • 2 points FartSmelaSmartFela

    I love these videos, this dude is having the time of his life, just doing dumb shit with different weapons, completely oblivious to the army of nerds seething at him.

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  • 1 points simonhtz

    Closest we get to see Dante's nunchaks shotgun move in DMC5

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  • 1 points simonbaier

    Too much whiskey

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  • 1 points Ghoster_711

    Good ol Amerika

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  • 1 points labrys

    Someone has been studying Gun Kata

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  • 1 points friendtoallkitties

    This is so hilarious! Thank you!

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  • 1 points Careless_Pineapple49

    "I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times" Bruce Lee

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  • 1 points ThePfunkallstar

    At least one of those rounds came down in the neighbors yard

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  • 1 points cbj2112

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  • 1 points the_misfit1

    Britney Spears, survivalist edition.

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  • 1 points lucasjackson87

    He would fuck up so many armless legless people

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  • 1 points TrajantheBold

    He's hopped up on goofballs.

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  • 1 points MuldrathaB

    Ah yes, the infamous gravy seal

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  • 1 points Simmerdownsimm

    Do these people think this is bad ass or something. How delusional can someone be?

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  • 1 points rennenenno

    This clip screams premature ejaculator.

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  • 1 points NightStar79

    Did he...even hit anything?

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  • 1 points Woodenparrot

    At least he is having fun aye

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  • 1 points MAwith2Ts

    I love these videos because this guy filmed this and thought he looked so awesome that he needed to share it with the rest of the world. When I tell my kids that whatever they put out on the internet or text their friends it lives forever, this is exactly what I’m talking about.

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  • 1 points Whale222

    Re………………….Re…………..load

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  • 1 points dylan5x

    this is me when i play video games

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  • 1 points jcg878

    This one video sums of the world stereotype of Americans.

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  • 1 points noeagle77

    The guys that are “prepared” to fight the government 😂

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  • 1 points The_Best_Yak_Ever

    As a range master and instructor... this video made me a little uncomfortable...

    Gun Katta is cool in a goofy ass movie. In real life, count your toes when you're done...

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  • 1 points metallosherp

    Looks like this is his first game, getting used to the keyboard commands

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  • 1 points roflsausage

    Can we get a channel name where this was pulled from? I'd like to see this in not 100x100 jpeg mode.

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  • 1 points Kevin9O7

    all people experience middle life crises differently

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  • 1 points AwwYissm

    When you've had enough of the god damn mosquitoes

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  • 1 points fckthatguy24

    Maga will take themselves out before they done wrecking everything else.

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  • 1 points UltimateMygoochness

    The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.

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  • 1 points CainnicOrel

    It's super impressive that he didn't tag himself

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  • 1 points YardManzDem

    It’s the reload for me

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  • 1 points YardManzDem

    I can fix him

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  • 1 points Kamay1770

    I hope this is satire.

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  • 1 points Memitim

    Clever way to peacefully diffuse a situation. Bad guy is just going to leave after getting bored watching him weapon swap a few times.

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  • 1 points KermitSudokoo

    Has anyone ever shown an AI a bunch of these videos and asked it to make a training video afterwords?

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  • 1 points olive_juse

    Does he know that in real life the guys don't stand still and wait for you to holster your weapon?

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  • 1 points CanIhazBacon

    This so sad and hilarious at the same time 😭🤣

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  • 1 points hemdog10

    What a fucking moron

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  • 1 points icyhotonmynuts

    But can he wear a suit and make it look good?

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  • 1 points Rare-Professor1901

    ICE?

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  • 1 points speekuvtheddevil

    Looks like baby powder blanks

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  • 1 points yo_mommas_dick

    watch out, there’s a bunch of immigrants flying to you!

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  • 1 points TRIC4pitator

    twin is one of the gun priests

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  • 1 points Far-Adhesiveness7697

    Looks like he pow pow himself a couple times

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  • 1 points likes_soccer

    The contrast in real life vs a movie is stark

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  • 1 points cahser11

    I don't know what that is, but it's not training.

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  • 1 points mescalero1

    Hold on a second while I try to get this other gun out to shoot you.

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  • 1 points Adventurous_Break_61

    Neighbours all dead after his first attempt

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  • 1 points CoffeeGulpReturns

    He lets off at least two straight up, lol. I hope this guy doesn't have any neighbors.

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  • 1 points airbournejt95

    Why's he keep shooting the sky?

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  • 1 points thunderbaby2

    Not even he can stand against himself.

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  • 1 points throwthere10

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  • 1 points ultraplusstretch

    John Whack.

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  • 1 points zashman86

    https://i.redd.it/a0i56saeu0ag1.gif

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  • 1 points DanimalHarambe

    Literally me cosplaying Action Man with various sticks, in the yard, age 7.

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  • 1 points GarthBater

    I'm no marksman but this guy looks like a monkey fucking a football.

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  • 1 points Superspark76

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  • 1 points Brian_1985

    I can tell guy has a comical amount of self inflicted scars all over his body

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  • 1 points BrassBahalls

    Uncle rico got into guns?

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  • 1 points SpphosFriend

    He posts multiple of these a week tbh

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  • 1 points RexCarrs

    Why did it stop just when it was getting so good?

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  • 1 points Elyria1988

    Those pistol punches are something else. 😅

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  • 1 points Annonix02

    He really fucked up that flock of migrating birds

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  • 1 points powerhammerarms

    u/savevideo

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  • 1 points Critical-Struggle-77

    I wish this was AI

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  • 1 points Hexagon0219

    Upcoming Darwin award.

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  • 1 points Competitive-Top-2383

    After watching this in slow motion, not a single shot landed.

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  • 1 points pollyticallymeh

    This looks like AI

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  • 1 points BananaWrang

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  • 1 points nikkonine

    The camera man wasn't even worried.

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  • 1 points dominantfrog

    was waiting for a round to go through his arm

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