"Look honey! It's windy as fuck now! Let's go burn that bush 8 feet from the house! What, bring a garden hose and have an extinguisher on hand? Fuck no!"
There’s what looks like a garden hose at his feet at the start of the video. Then he waits for things to get totally out of control, while big momma yells for him to stop being a dumb twat. Finally, he runs off to get the smallest extinguisher I’ve ever seen.
I am simultaneously disheartened, and somehow relieved, to know there are dumb rednecks in any land where there are people. Oof!
Doesn't even matter, it cannot possibly put out a fucking birthday cake. Take it from me who lost my house, those small extinguishers are not adequate to do shit. Go steal you a full sized one from the gas station if you have to, but always have a big one somewhere you can get to. I have one in every room of my god dam house, im never smelling that smoke smell that follows you for years ever again. My stuffed monkey I had from when I was a kid is sitting up on the high shelf, singed to shit and out of smell range.
I know this is painful for you, but... Are you sure you know how to use one effectively? Because, you actually can do a hell of a lot with those small ones.
You can absolutely do more with a bigger one, but the small ones are far from useless.
I worked at a hospital in the 80's. Everyone learned how to put out a fire, no excuses. They took us to a remote, roped off area of the parking lot that had a fire pit, lit it, and every person had to pull the damn pins and put it out.
my backyard neighbor's home recently burned down. it was the scariest day of my life, watching the flames reaching toward our home and hearing the blasts of two propane tanks and multiple ammo rounds go off. luckily all we lost was our vinyl siding and fence on that side of our home. it was the worst day of his life. he lost his dog. we happened to have one of his dog's favorite toys over our home, because it was ripped and my mom had it to sew up. we were able to give that back to him, at least. he pretty much lost everything else.
Those extinguishers only work if the fire hasn't already gotten too large. My mom definitely deleted a Black & Decker toaster oven fire with one in about 2 seconds. Then again my mom is the kind of person that would Juggernaut/Kool-Aid Man blast through a screen door if she thought opening it would take too long. The..."speed" at which he was able to do something about the fire was a bit on the lower end of the bell curve.
The funniest thing imo is he accidentally manages to slow it down enough that the hose _might_ have done something besides fuck-all, and then he just waits for it to build up again, dumbfounded that it's not backing away like "Ope, ya got me mister."
At a certain point the lady should step in and grab the damn hose. A room temperature IQ idiot only has so much capacity. Call him an idiot after exhausting every possibility of putting out the damn fire right next to the house.
Also, anyone who has ever put pine boughs on a campfire would know how bad it was gonna get the second the first pine tree showed embers. I tried to burn 1/4 of a Christmas tree once. Realized quick how fast and hot it can go up.
Did ya figure out the language she was speaking? Took me a sec. but I eventually figured out it’s the globally understood language of For-God’s-sake-I-am-so-fucked-right.
Gotta remember society ain't a meritocracy. Lotta dumbfuccckkkks gonna live lives way more lavish and pampered than you despite cerebrally having less activity going on than a graveyard
"Are you insane or what?
Are you sick?
Do you have a screw loose?
You need to be locked up.
Are you retarded?
Do you know what you did?
Are you serious?
Are you insane?
You belong in jail.
I can't believe it.
This is sick"
From her tone, aggressive cursing and otherwise passive stance, its a very specific subtype of german, specifically one that either works hard in low/medium-skilled labor or not at all, rolls its own cigarettes over a ceramic-tile-table, watches trash tv and drinks cheap öttinger beer most of the day but "is not an alcoholic". Fine specimen of a german low-class Proles.
A middle class suburb german would be less cursing, more getting panicked and describing horror scenarios to himself/herself and the world while trying something mildly ineffective and then another peak german overweight volunteer firefighter dude comes from the neighboring house over with a smug grin, a nearly indicipherable dialect and whatever tool is needed to end the crisis in 30 seconds just to talk an hour about the brand quality fire extinguisher he bought last week.
Everybody gets coffee and cake after that though, thats universal.
I dont speak a lick of German and I can tell she's just heckling the shit out of him lmao. This is so clearly something she told him more than once not to do. Like her expectations for him could not be lower, yet here he is anyway limbo dancing with the devil
He most be.. When I saw him trying to put out that fire... He is high af... 😂 😂 The one filming has no worries what so ever, not even that the entire house could burn down... Nooooo worries... 😂 😂
The woman is also panicking, its just that neither the house nor the bushes are any of her priorities apparently. Just her in-laws, because the bushes belong to them. I would really like to know if they are also this stoned and how they reacted to their bushes experiencing spontaneous combustion :D
On a still day with constant water from a hose you can put water on the tree you don't want to burn and use the hose water to knock back the heat so it doesn't get out of control. It's not a hard concept, you don't need to add water to the fire you just add it over top of the flames to keep it from getting too hot you'll have a controlled fire. But hey I'm just a guy that burns a lot of brush.
For real. And on top of that, no extinguisher at the ready. And then once he had an extinguisher, he doesn’t spray it at the base. Handled that about as badly as he possibly could have.
Judging by what she says and how she says it, before the video starts he probably told her that he doesn’t have to dig out the dead bush or whatever it was that was burning initially, but that he would burn it down and it’ll be fine.
Didn’t work the way he thought and the camera woman, apparently the house owner, at least owner of those trees in the garden kept voicing her disbelief in more and more angry fashion.
It looks like he was intentionally burning a patch of ornamental grass. It's pretty normal to cut them low in the late fall or early spring, they'll grow much better the next year. Less common, but some people set them on fire. But Jesus Christ, not with a bunch of other flammable stuff in the vicinity!
Germans yelling (with translations after the fact) is like my favorite thing. Lady started yelling like she's fucking sauron, if I was that dude I would be running and crying.
A fire like that could escalate and do a lot of damage, standing on the sidelines because "I told him not to do it, I'm not involved" is about as smooth brained a thing to do as what the guy did.
It is amazing that neither of them was concerned that the fire might spread to the house.
They should probably call 112 or at least get a garden hose, maybe both.
He seems really unconcerned and she just keeps insulting him and questioning his sanity, which is probably justified, but seems more worried about her in-laws trees than the possibility that the house might catch fire and absolutely seems unwilling to do anything beyond berating him.
You know that my tree is burning right?
That's what Schmitt does just like that.
Very nice.
Great.
Great.
Are you stupid or what.
Have you inhaled gases?
Tell me, are you just sick in the head?
What should we do now?
"You do not have all the cups in your shelf" = You are not right in the head.
You belong locked up.
Are you stupid?
"You do not have all cups in your shelf".
Do you know what you did?
Are you serious right now?
He: Everything is allright!
Where is everything allright?
Those are the trees of my parents in law.
Go over there.
Go over there.
Go faster.
Take that piece of shit now (meaning fire extinguisher).
Take that wired thing (still meaning fire extinguisher
Turn the thing on.
Are you only sick in the head now?
You belong to prison.
I dont belive it.
That is sick.
That is sick what...
Every fire extinguisher I’ve ever seen says aim at the base of the fire. Every video I’ve seen of someone using a fire extinguisher is of them spraying it up into the air.
My house... Herr Schmidt just casually does this! Very great! Super, super.
Are you insane or what? Have you inhaled gases? Are you completely sick? What are we going to do now? You completely lost your mind! You should be jailed! Are you insane? You've completely lost your mind. Do you know what you just did? You can't be serious. Where is everything fine? These are my in-laws trees! Go over there man! Go over there! Take your shit thing! Turn your thing on! Are you completely insane?
Reaction time on that firefighting effort was glacial.
Seriously. The total lack of urgency makes me suspect that this is on purpose.
Wind blow 45 mph let’s light this bush on fire
That was my thought.
"Look honey! It's windy as fuck now! Let's go burn that bush 8 feet from the house! What, bring a garden hose and have an extinguisher on hand? Fuck no!"
There’s what looks like a garden hose at his feet at the start of the video. Then he waits for things to get totally out of control, while big momma yells for him to stop being a dumb twat. Finally, he runs off to get the smallest extinguisher I’ve ever seen.
I am simultaneously disheartened, and somehow relieved, to know there are dumb rednecks in any land where there are people. Oof!
A tiny extinguisher that he doesn't have a clue how to use properly.
Doesn't even matter, it cannot possibly put out a fucking birthday cake. Take it from me who lost my house, those small extinguishers are not adequate to do shit. Go steal you a full sized one from the gas station if you have to, but always have a big one somewhere you can get to. I have one in every room of my god dam house, im never smelling that smoke smell that follows you for years ever again. My stuffed monkey I had from when I was a kid is sitting up on the high shelf, singed to shit and out of smell range.
Please DO NOT steal a fire extinguisher from a business that sells flammable liquid.
Yeah, do it from a school instead... They have plenty of money...
Kidding
" Kidde'ing " ftfy
You only borrow it, you have to bring 'm back every year so they can get inspected by the technician.
I know this is painful for you, but... Are you sure you know how to use one effectively? Because, you actually can do a hell of a lot with those small ones.
You can absolutely do more with a bigger one, but the small ones are far from useless.
It won’t do much use if you are just pointing it at the flames.
Yep. Base of the fire.
I worked at a hospital in the 80's. Everyone learned how to put out a fire, no excuses. They took us to a remote, roped off area of the parking lot that had a fire pit, lit it, and every person had to pull the damn pins and put it out.
my backyard neighbor's home recently burned down. it was the scariest day of my life, watching the flames reaching toward our home and hearing the blasts of two propane tanks and multiple ammo rounds go off. luckily all we lost was our vinyl siding and fence on that side of our home. it was the worst day of his life. he lost his dog. we happened to have one of his dog's favorite toys over our home, because it was ripped and my mom had it to sew up. we were able to give that back to him, at least. he pretty much lost everything else.
Those extinguishers only work if the fire hasn't already gotten too large. My mom definitely deleted a Black & Decker toaster oven fire with one in about 2 seconds. Then again my mom is the kind of person that would Juggernaut/Kool-Aid Man blast through a screen door if she thought opening it would take too long. The..."speed" at which he was able to do something about the fire was a bit on the lower end of the bell curve.
The funniest thing imo is he accidentally manages to slow it down enough that the hose _might_ have done something besides fuck-all, and then he just waits for it to build up again, dumbfounded that it's not backing away like "Ope, ya got me mister."
At a certain point the lady should step in and grab the damn hose. A room temperature IQ idiot only has so much capacity. Call him an idiot after exhausting every possibility of putting out the damn fire right next to the house.
Yeah, but that would have meant stopping filming.
That might be why filming stopped
A chainsaw would have been more useful.
Or, you know, cutting down that stand of grass, taking it to an open area, and waiting for the bloody wind to die down.
He’s practically standing on what appears to be a garden hose…
I just got done screaming that at my husband. He was confused. Then went, "ah! Reddit.“
Wastes the whole thing aiming fuck knows where 🤣
For the kids at home, you aim the fire extinguisher at the base of the fire. That way, you put out the source of the flames.
Also, don't burn bushes right next to both your house and a row of trees, or you'll start a fucking forest fire in your backyard.
He waited long enough that the source of the flames was the entire bush at that point. Was never going to have enough to put it out completely lol.
Seriously they teach this stuff in elementary school.
And then...goes off to pick up a gallon of milk?
and kept filming. At what point was the person with the camera going to realise that they were there too and maybe do something
Hopefully never /r/donthelpjustfilm is one of my favourite subs.
Why can't she grab the hose that he's unqualified to use?
Because then, she would have to stop filming and complaining.
And then he's pointing the extinguisher to the top of the fire instead of the base.
Also, anyone who has ever put pine boughs on a campfire would know how bad it was gonna get the second the first pine tree showed embers. I tried to burn 1/4 of a Christmas tree once. Realized quick how fast and hot it can go up.
Bro puts the literal definition to Talking Head's Burning Down The House.
Y’all are killing me over here.
Comments are 🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣
How some people don’t accidentally 💀 themselves getting out of bed in the morning I’ll never know.
Great time for it, honestly. It's the STOPPING part that's hard.
Nope. He was just a complete moron and deserved every inch of that fire. Im not sure how he lived to be an adult.
He's a testament to modern societal safeguards.
20,000 years ago he would've gotten stepped on by a passing mammoth or met his end pspspsps'ing a sabertooth.
I mean, I have a pretty well developed sense of self-preservation but I would definitely fall prey to the forbidden stabby tummy tums.
Dummkopf!
You have to add an extra 10 seconds to account for the masculine urge to pretend "everything is fine and I have this all under control".
Dude was in his own world admiring his handiwork.
🔥🌲~ I hate to interrupt you, Dawg, but...
10 seconds on top of the extra minute for idiot processing speed.
The total lack of urgency makes me suspect that alcohol was involved.
At least he won’t catch on fire himself, spraying that extinguisher downwind onto himself makes sure of that
once the hedge was burning he literally responds to her with "yes, it's all good" in German!
This is fine
Man I thought I was just high lol.
I was gonna put out the fire, but I got high
I was gonna save those trees from flames, but I got high.
Now I ain got no hedge, and I know why
Why man?
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiighhh!
la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra
Heyheyyyyyyyyyy! Cause I got high
I kept wondering how much I would have to drink to make the decision to burn that bush. Then stand by, doing nothing, as it consumed my hedgerow...
If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow, don’t be alarmed now.
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
That man has the survival instinct and reaction time of a panda.
Sloth.....
Didn't really matter, I mean you and the cameraman watched it start from an ember
The cameraman and the firefighter saved themselves hours of gardening…
And maybe housekeeping
On the windiest day of the year...
There's a hose by his feet. Dude is awfully thick for a skinny manlet.
I thought so at first but looks too skinny, think its just an extension cord.
Remember, always point the fire extinguisher at the top of the fire.
I’ve seen glacier recede faster
Not to mention the lack of actual firefighting capabilities
Jesus fucking christ
Idiots everywhere
Sometimes I wonder how they survived to adulthood
Other people enabled their stupidity
You make.it sounds too malicious. Most safety and laws.are in place to prevent stupid people from killing themselves and others.
They survive to adult hood because society protects the vulnerable, which includes the stupid.
We made it illegal to accidentally die. We outpaced Darwinism.
This prevents darwinism. Hence why humans are out of natural selection (For the most part).
Stupid people also have more children, and don't raise them well. Which means that humanity is intellectually regressing on average.
Modern society, almost fool proof. This guy would have certainly died young a few centuries ago.
Sad times for Darwin
These people are voting and breeding, too.
Did ya figure out the language she was speaking? Took me a sec. but I eventually figured out it’s the globally understood language of For-God’s-sake-I-am-so-fucked-right.
German indeed.
But they got a huge house with hedgerows and a back yard. Here I am paying rent. Where did my life go wrong?
Gotta remember society ain't a meritocracy. Lotta dumbfuccckkkks gonna live lives way more lavish and pampered than you despite cerebrally having less activity going on than a graveyard
Is the guy stoned? Or maybe a single-cell brain??
Also, why is the person filming just standing there???? Aiyiyi!
She's just cursing him haha
"Are you insane or what? Are you sick? Do you have a screw loose? You need to be locked up. Are you retarded? Do you know what you did? Are you serious? Are you insane? You belong in jail. I can't believe it. This is sick"
Something like that and more lol
Pleasant fellows 😅
My favourite line was: Those are my in-laws' trees!
This lady represents 'peak German' for me
I don't speak German, but I am pretty sure I got her point
From her tone, aggressive cursing and otherwise passive stance, its a very specific subtype of german, specifically one that either works hard in low/medium-skilled labor or not at all, rolls its own cigarettes over a ceramic-tile-table, watches trash tv and drinks cheap öttinger beer most of the day but "is not an alcoholic". Fine specimen of a german low-class Proles.
A middle class suburb german would be less cursing, more getting panicked and describing horror scenarios to himself/herself and the world while trying something mildly ineffective and then another peak german overweight volunteer firefighter dude comes from the neighboring house over with a smug grin, a nearly indicipherable dialect and whatever tool is needed to end the crisis in 30 seconds just to talk an hour about the brand quality fire extinguisher he bought last week.
Everybody gets coffee and cake after that though, thats universal.
This was very helpful. I think I understand the salt-of-the-earth German just a little better now.
True. They love complaining more than anything. She was having a field day and became too focused on the cursing to do anything constructive
Yeah, I caught that too! Lol, then whose house in she in?
'Hast du gas eingeatmet?' 🤣🤣🤣
(Were you inhaling gas)
Very german insult.
All I understood was:
man, casually: "eine es göot"
woman, incredulously: "EINE ES GÖOT!?!?!?"
no translation (or proper Deutsch spelling) needed
She mostly just insults him.
Rightfully so. I like when I don’t speak the language but my brain understands the context and pseudo translates stuff.
I dont speak a lick of German and I can tell she's just heckling the shit out of him lmao. This is so clearly something she told him more than once not to do. Like her expectations for him could not be lower, yet here he is anyway limbo dancing with the devil
I've been married 15 years, so I didn't have to speak the language to know exactly what she was saying
She should be calling Nein Nein Nein
He most be.. When I saw him trying to put out that fire... He is high af... 😂 😂 The one filming has no worries what so ever, not even that the entire house could burn down... Nooooo worries... 😂 😂
It's clear he's high. This dude has been smoking trees.
R/trees ?
The woman is also panicking, its just that neither the house nor the bushes are any of her priorities apparently. Just her in-laws, because the bushes belong to them. I would really like to know if they are also this stoned and how they reacted to their bushes experiencing spontaneous combustion :D
The person filming isn't just standing there. She's insulting him with every fiber of her body.
It's even worse when you can understand what they are talking...
God was speaking to him through that burning bush.
God sounds like a pissed off German woman.
I have never seen “Aiyiyi!” typed out before and I’m delighted
No. I'd say that's your run of the mill German chronic alcoholic.
I'd say there's like seven or eight of them left but close enough.
Just in case they burn down the house so they have incriminating evidence for the insurance company 🤣
She’s more interested in calling the guy an idiot. I have no idea what she’s saying but that’s what it sounds like.
Burning in high winds…
Really! With that high wind, you just gotta say we're gonna do this another day.
With a fir tree right next to it you just say we're not gonna do this ever
Truly. A pair of shears or a scythe would have got that down to a manageable height within minutes
On a still day with constant water from a hose you can put water on the tree you don't want to burn and use the hose water to knock back the heat so it doesn't get out of control. It's not a hard concept, you don't need to add water to the fire you just add it over top of the flames to keep it from getting too hot you'll have a controlled fire. But hey I'm just a guy that burns a lot of brush.
I’d cut that shit down with my kids dull scissors before trying to burn on a day like that.
And at least have a water hose ready
can't help clueless people.
Didn't even have a hose.....why did it take him so long to notice???
He's actually stood on a hose at the start.
Bro, lmao
That's a cable.
Look the tree is glowing
picks nose
The hose was at his feet like I don't understand why he just braindead stares.
For real!! He could have stopped it right away with a fuckin hose in his hand. Wtf
The windiest day of the year is the perfect day to try this
While high on all the valium on earth apparently with that reaction time. He was staring at that disaster for far too long.
He knew it was going badly and wanted to act like everythings under control. He even told her ,,it‘s all good“ but she wasn‘t having any of it
For real. And on top of that, no extinguisher at the ready. And then once he had an extinguisher, he doesn’t spray it at the base. Handled that about as badly as he possibly could have.
Base of the fire kids. Spray it at the base.
And not with a tiny can meant for an RV
I scrolled way too far for this comment lol of course he would spray the TOP of the fire first like a true idiot 🤦🏼♀️😂
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I don’t really understand what’s happening in this conversation?! What was the goal in the first place just burned down a bush?!
Judging by what she says and how she says it, before the video starts he probably told her that he doesn’t have to dig out the dead bush or whatever it was that was burning initially, but that he would burn it down and it’ll be fine. Didn’t work the way he thought and the camera woman, apparently the house owner, at least owner of those trees in the garden kept voicing her disbelief in more and more angry fashion.
She's certainly the house owner as she repeats "my house" in the beginning
My guess is the woman asked him to remove that bush and he came up with the idea to just burn it down on this windy day.
It looks like he was intentionally burning a patch of ornamental grass. It's pretty normal to cut them low in the late fall or early spring, they'll grow much better the next year. Less common, but some people set them on fire. But Jesus Christ, not with a bunch of other flammable stuff in the vicinity!
the video is great. but it is so much better if you unterstand the german language
Also somewhat unpleasant to watch. Really, really stupid people.
Germans yelling (with translations after the fact) is like my favorite thing. Lady started yelling like she's fucking sauron, if I was that dude I would be running and crying.
Abnormally cruel Slater.
Typical. One guy filming, not lifting a finger to help, but full of opinions.
I think that was his wife.
She refers to the fir as being her in-laws trees, so I doubt it's his wife filming, could be his mom too.
Edit: in the full video he calls her "Schatz" (honey) so she indeed is his Partner/wife
More likely her brother
And she's used to this shit.
That's why she started filming, so she has evidence for the subsequent police investigation and lawsuit
She was angrily speaking german, the best driving force.
Things this guy doesn't understand
1. Wind
2. Fire
3. Fire extinguishers
4. Urgency
Shovels
Sobriety
How have these people made it this far in life?
Before a fir caused this strife?
Why is she insulting him and not helping him???😂
Because she told him multiple times not to do it, wants a permanent record that he's an idiot, and prove she's not involved.
A fire like that could escalate and do a lot of damage, standing on the sidelines because "I told him not to do it, I'm not involved" is about as smooth brained a thing to do as what the guy did.
I didn't say she was smarter 😵💫
The whole video is two braincells criticizing one.
I would definitely put my vanity aside if I saw the flames that close to my house 😱. It's insane how quickly and intensely the fir trees catch fire!
She'd have to put in some effort to do that, and it's apparent that's not happening.
That dude is going to hear about this every day for the rest of his life.
Darwin says he shouldn't be hearing about it for long
Nice to know the United States doesn’t hold ALL the fucking idiots
American stupid people are just louder than the stupid people in other countries.
The stupid was actually painful to watch.
It is amazing that neither of them was concerned that the fire might spread to the house.
They should probably call 112 or at least get a garden hose, maybe both.
He seems really unconcerned and she just keeps insulting him and questioning his sanity, which is probably justified, but seems more worried about her in-laws trees than the possibility that the house might catch fire and absolutely seems unwilling to do anything beyond berating him.
They got it burned down didn’t they? Idiots
The house? Who knows. Possibly.
The first bush wasn't even fully burned 😂
No ,the bush he originally set on fire was still standing at the end
https://i.redd.it/2qym38aez87g1.gif
Such a beautiful language.
Perfect for yelling at idiots when they light everything on fire during a windstorm.
Not sure what they are shouting, but they should be filling any container possible with water to save the home!
Translation of the woman shouting in german:
You know that my tree is burning right? That's what Schmitt does just like that. Very nice. Great. Great. Are you stupid or what. Have you inhaled gases? Tell me, are you just sick in the head? What should we do now? "You do not have all the cups in your shelf" = You are not right in the head. You belong locked up. Are you stupid? "You do not have all cups in your shelf". Do you know what you did? Are you serious right now? He: Everything is allright! Where is everything allright? Those are the trees of my parents in law. Go over there. Go over there. Go faster. Take that piece of shit now (meaning fire extinguisher). Take that wired thing (still meaning fire extinguisher Turn the thing on. Are you only sick in the head now? You belong to prison. I dont belive it. That is sick. That is sick what...
Thats hilarious that she said "have you inhaled gases" I was literally thinking to myself "this guy has huffed paint daily in his life"
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Imagine if Moses heard God speaking in German on the other side of that bush.
Every fire extinguisher I’ve ever seen says aim at the base of the fire. Every video I’ve seen of someone using a fire extinguisher is of them spraying it up into the air.
It's a good thing they waited for good weather.
This is a well known german meme. I would love to make it with english subtitles
English subtitles:
You do know my fir is burning down, right?
My house... Herr Schmidt just casually does this! Very great! Super, super.
Are you insane or what? Have you inhaled gases? Are you completely sick? What are we going to do now? You completely lost your mind! You should be jailed! Are you insane? You've completely lost your mind. Do you know what you just did? You can't be serious. Where is everything fine? These are my in-laws trees! Go over there man! Go over there! Take your shit thing! Turn your thing on! Are you completely insane?
I mean, she ain't wrong.
Sometimes it’s a great day to speak German😂
I don't know if it's because I'm stoned, but as a German, this was one of the funniest videos I've seen in ages :D The woman's comments are hilarious
‘Du gehörst in den Knast!!’, hahaha
In a way, I wanted that fire to spread to the house out of sheer FAFO
Fire’s like - why’d you stop filming, I wasn’t done!
"Sach mal, hast du Gase eingeatmet?!" 😂
Evergreens even when not dried or dead are crazy flammable. Once they get going they burn very fast
https://preview.redd.it/an812gwcz87g1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb369b8307d560d02880981a6b95ecd3d557b578
It is the absolute windiest day ever, I’m going to burn that bush today!