"One of these days Alice, pow right in the kissa" (domestic violence is wrong but American TV in the 80s was kinda wild). Game show hosts kissing women and girls on the lips.
Nope, there are few things as satisfying as breaking the vacuum seal on a phat new mattress. Seeing it inflate from pancake to its original size looks freaking neat. Also, an experience that is seldomly had. So, fully understand why they were filming
It looks like a plastic opening tool included with the mattress to help prevent cutting the fabric by mistake. Like this https://i.redd.it/l7p0dcfrqiq61.jpg still wouldn't be fun to take to the eye.
I just got one of these this week. There were no less than 10 warnings in multiple languages telling me not to use scissors, razors or knives to open this package, but to tear the plastic by hand AFTER I had unfurled it.
Thats kind of frightening. Aside from blunt force trauma she has an open blade. With that much force you could easily cut the mattress and not get a refund.
i love how you think she has an open blade and are concerned about the mattress and not her. 😆 just caught me off guard i thought for sure you were going to say she could’ve been seriously hurt.
I got a big Queen size that was delivered similarly rolled up. I kinda straddled it to cut the plastic, thinking that’d be enough to hold it closed so it didn’t break anything. When I cut the plastic wrap holding it closed it launched me across the room. Thankfully didn’t break anything, but was a ride I was definitely not ready for. Almost shit my pants.
I've seen a bunch of people on YouTube do sponsored segments for the campions that sell mattresses in this way and they all end up being slapped around by the mattress as they open it.
"Morning! I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one. Then, POW, all at once."
Hey I did this! Wife ordered a new mattress for the guest room and didn’t think to tell me it was a spring mattress and not foam. There was no label, no instructions, nothing. Went to open it and next thing I knew I was pinned to the wall.
I had a rolled-up mattress like that, and it had a big warning label that said “WARNING: This mattress knows Kung-Fu, do not unroll it if children or pets are nearby”
Bought a mattress rolled up like this and it came with the best instructions i didnt read. Came with a warning on the instructions that says "hand this to the responsible one" and inside says "warning this mattress knows kung-fu, being bound can make it stressed. Watch for the quick radius" or something like that. Unfortunately I didnt have someone responsible with me and to my suprise was thrown against the wall, like the life raft scene in the Grown-Ups, when I opend the mattress.
These are the same kind of mental mudpiles who think they know how to cut down trees on their property and "oops it fell on your roof" inevitably happens.
To be fair they don't label those open this end first or open this end away from self. However common sense which is lacking more and more, would say open from the side to stop that from happening.
I think everyone learns the hard way with opening up a tightly compressed mattress. I got physically thrown the other side of the room opening a king size and I'm not the lightest person. The stored energy is insane. Young girl probably got her nose broken from that.
https://preview.redd.it/nwgwt3am797g1.png?width=570&format=png&auto=webp&s=28b5a06e2bf5f60945542fcc6faca0f709d8e1b9
I meme'd it
https://preview.redd.it/63x4jokisb7g1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=929b1265f48eddc5d9a848a1043c89eece20f289
YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!
But more in the mattress.
To shreds, you say?
And his wife?
To shreds, you say. Damn
"One of these days Alice, pow right in the kissa" (domestic violence is wrong but American TV in the 80s was kinda wild). Game show hosts kissing women and girls on the lips.
80s? Honeymooners was 50s lol (Although I did grow up watching reruns in the 90s so I get it)
I guess this is the point where someone is supposed to mention that the 50s were closer to the 80s than the 80s are to now, so I'll do that.
Boooooo
This cannot be true.
https://preview.redd.it/gbcrnwr9l97g1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53a197ab907212b264a167f1bc625cfb24cd3964
Cameraman knew what was going to happen and set her up.
camermans foot nopin outta there cracked me up
Hahaha I didn't realise it was there until your comment and had to go back to watch 😂
r/donthelpjustfilm
It’s a mattress, not a car. She’ll be alright.
What about the razor knife?
The knife will also be alright
Going into either a soft mattress or a soft bag of flesh, knife will be fine
That or spoke up and was told they were wrong. Then started filming. We will never know.
Nope, there are few things as satisfying as breaking the vacuum seal on a phat new mattress. Seeing it inflate from pancake to its original size looks freaking neat. Also, an experience that is seldomly had. So, fully understand why they were filming
Hint, they both knew
great way to get a razor knife in your eye too
It looks like a plastic opening tool included with the mattress to help prevent cutting the fabric by mistake. Like this https://i.redd.it/l7p0dcfrqiq61.jpg still wouldn't be fun to take to the eye.
Aka a letter opener.
Milk bag opener up here in Canada
Aka Dad.
But my doctor said I shouldn't get razor knives in my eye!
Pssh I’m not listening to some doctor I can’t even see
Found Lenny!
I don't need no stinking bed for that
I just got one of these this week. There were no less than 10 warnings in multiple languages telling me not to use scissors, razors or knives to open this package, but to tear the plastic by hand AFTER I had unfurled it.
https://preview.redd.it/jznpccugu77g1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da7691ff2aca8ecdb6aee81ccd5ed99f6911a844
Something’s afoot
The foot is safe!
It was at this moment they knew they’d …… up
This is what I was scrolling for...
Pow! Right in the kisser!
Bitch I'm a mattress!!
being able to hear a GIF will never feel normal.
Mattress that makes you go to sleep, at unpacking
"Get a good night's sleep from the moment you open it!"
Better!
Would have loved to hear the original audio 😂
Probably very similar to this
There is literally no world in which this isn't hilarious.
Did she deserve it? No. Did I enjoy it? Yes.
Hotel? Trivago
RIP Shang Tsung.
RIP Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa
Bedtality
Thats kind of frightening. Aside from blunt force trauma she has an open blade. With that much force you could easily cut the mattress and not get a refund.
Nah I'm pretty sure it's this type of safety cutter.
https://preview.redd.it/rkjyb9ci087g1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=242ac5b19a1387562e80a06be748d73e4a94b242
It just had a pointy end!
i love how you think she has an open blade and are concerned about the mattress and not her. 😆 just caught me off guard i thought for sure you were going to say she could’ve been seriously hurt.
It was a joke from the beginning. I am happy someone got it. Lol
With my mattress, I remember them vacuum sealing it flat first, and then rolling it up. So much safer than this.
That is how my mattress was. I undid the entire thing flat and then broke the seal an it puffed up but did not move.
I guess she didn’t see the “Front, toward enemy” label.
Some of us are our own worst enemies. She had it facing correctly.
It's no surprise to me.
Really saved a lot of time by doing that on the bed instead of safely on the floor
Being pancaked 😂
She really wanted to sleep.
"Mattress King, your Final sleep awaits"
She has a bad case of bedhead!
I got a big Queen size that was delivered similarly rolled up. I kinda straddled it to cut the plastic, thinking that’d be enough to hold it closed so it didn’t break anything. When I cut the plastic wrap holding it closed it launched me across the room. Thankfully didn’t break anything, but was a ride I was definitely not ready for. Almost shit my pants.
She really put her head into that.
My sleep number is KO!
It almost looks like she transformed into a mattress.
It's memory foam, but unfortunately, the memory was spite.
Me trying to figure out any other possible outcome.
The first one of these I bought, I popped the seal and it ever so gently decompressed into shape.
The second one I got, I assumed it would go the same way. It did not, and it almost threw a pair of scissors right into my face.
Mattress be like
In Russia, bed takes your girl
It ate her! 😆
In Soviet Russia, mattress sleeps on you!
I opened a mattress like this a few months ago and I was terrified of exactly this. They could launch a small person a good distance honestly
Me, when I see my wife coming out of the shower the 1749th time.
One of the many ways dyslexia will fuck you up.
Mattress has a 7 day refund policy. You wake up after 8. Perfect
Talk about being laid out! hope shes ok😂😂😂
If you ever need a definition of the german word: "Schadenfreude". Show this.
The amount of people lacking critical thinking is grossly underestimated.
She must have been the only one who didn't see that coming. lol
I've seen a bunch of people on YouTube do sponsored segments for the campions that sell mattresses in this way and they all end up being slapped around by the mattress as they open it.
She's floored
The split-second look on her face just before impact when she realises she messed up... Glorious!
Seeing how they backed up, I’m almost sure that the camera person knew it’d happen lol.
So much wrong with this video
High schools need to require physics classes
that knife or whatever it is she was holding probably more dangerous than the bed trap
Looks like the mattress put her to sleep.
these videos always give me anxiety when they're using scissors or a big ass knife! First time I've seen someone using something safe,
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
Thats some elmer fudd energy
I'm not buying a mattress in a box. too deadly
A rest so good you won't come back
Who the fuck would put a bed directly in front of a closet like that 🙄
Wrong music, this needs a Carl Stalling Looney Tunes score
"Morning! I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one. Then, POW, all at once."
If this was me, my cat would immediately curl up & go to sleep on top of the mattress with no care at all that i was dying underneath 😹😹
What's with "The Dance of Iforgetwwhatits called" ?
Never was there more a need a for a "Boing" spring sound effect!
Dangers of fruit by the foot
She had two years to see that wasn’t right…
r/maybemaybemaybe
And it's upside down. Insult ++ Injury!
The person that took this video knew exactly what was about to happen
Kinda needs a cross post to r/satisfying
Videos of people holding razor blades and opening these things wrong always freak me out a bit.
Talk about a good night's sleep
Where is the "directed by ......"
I laughed much harder that I should.
Words cannot express how much happiness this brought my day
I loved way too hard I pissed myself.
Looks almost like a cartoon situation.
Not gonna lie, that made me cackle laugh 😂
Thoughts and prayers 🙏🏼
Has the utility knife released a comment?
Sweet dreams! ;)
Ironic how the bed put her to sleep
Mattress: go to sleep
I need to see the whole video.
Hey I did this! Wife ordered a new mattress for the guest room and didn’t think to tell me it was a spring mattress and not foam. There was no label, no instructions, nothing. Went to open it and next thing I knew I was pinned to the wall.
Ahahah that made my day
HEADSHOT
https://preview.redd.it/8e6tej38cd7g1.jpeg?width=1268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c9551b9515f6132d1d69b39125f201e3c608eb5
I had a rolled-up mattress like that, and it had a big warning label that said “WARNING: This mattress knows Kung-Fu, do not unroll it if children or pets are nearby”
Chale JAJAJJAJAJA
Bought a mattress rolled up like this and it came with the best instructions i didnt read. Came with a warning on the instructions that says "hand this to the responsible one" and inside says "warning this mattress knows kung-fu, being bound can make it stressed. Watch for the quick radius" or something like that. Unfortunately I didnt have someone responsible with me and to my suprise was thrown against the wall, like the life raft scene in the Grown-Ups, when I opend the mattress.
Like a cartoon Jack-in-the-box with a boxing glove inside.
These are the same kind of mental mudpiles who think they know how to cut down trees on their property and "oops it fell on your roof" inevitably happens.
This is so oddly satisfying
Flawless Victory
I don’t think AI is even aware of what these are
Yea just like that honey, just like that...
LMAO! First! Read the instructions!
30 years old and still in 2nd grade I assume.
Shitmixed. Straight to Destination Fucked.
The mattress expanded real quick after seeing her 😂
Keep it muted. Jesus Christ
I thought it was going to be lame TikTok music.
You don't like The Nutcracker?
I like to hear real audio, especially when a clip totally warrants it
She will ask an attorney and get $$
That's cartoon funny level stupidity.
To be fair they don't label those open this end first or open this end away from self. However common sense which is lacking more and more, would say open from the side to stop that from happening.
WHERE DID SHE GO!?!?!
MAGIC!
How dumb can you get?
Thank god it wasn't a knife
Spoiler, she stabbed herself in the neck when it bounced back like that..
Just kidding...
https://preview.redd.it/rifs0qeamj7g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed63429752010fdad42dc8d83549032d6ef946ce
Night night
Sorry I laugh
These usually have arrows and clear instructions printed on them so this doesnt happen.
Mattress 1 Idiot 0
Mattress literally put her to sleep.
This happened to me except I was standing up so when it unrolled it flung me against the wall 😂
They should have had "Face towards enemy" written on it like a claymore mine
I think everyone learns the hard way with opening up a tightly compressed mattress. I got physically thrown the other side of the room opening a king size and I'm not the lightest person. The stored energy is insane. Young girl probably got her nose broken from that.
Headshot!
Oh my goodness! It sent her into next week!! I hope she landed softly!!
https://preview.redd.it/pfgchjgczn7g1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a10033c03ce11d7f7f77323e1619835431cb9e3
Brother it real
honest mistake