Blocking the road
  • 814 points Open-Concept888

    What did he think would happen 🤣

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    339 points flying_carabao

    Not that evidently but let's be honest, there was probably no thinking involved here.

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    1 points TotosWolf

    Nadda

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    102 points blackweebow

    Maybe that the driver would avoid him and not damage the damn car lol

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    9 points Consistent_Claim5214

    Exactly! This dude did some damage to that nice car!

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    25 points Exciting_Ad_8666

    this guy thinks?

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    12 points mtaw

    He was putting faith in the driver being less of a dumbass than him.

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  • 529 points flying_carabao

    No matter how tough you think you are, a moving car is always tougher.

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    76 points TroutandHoover

    Man vs Car

    https://youtu.be/NcZem2OmDBk

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    151 points kons21

    I raise you:

    As far as I see it, it’s simply a skills issue…

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    21 points Lkynky

    High five for that throwback

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    8 points Necessary-Dot2714

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    7 points flying_carabao

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    5 points digitalbullet36

    Michael McLick and Randy Dicknose 😂

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  • 396 points 2_krazykats

    Did the driver hit him on purpose? 

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    312 points Bigallround

    Either that or they were on their phone. Both equally likely

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    137 points johnnyblaze1999

    It seems like it. They honked the guy, and then intentionally hit him

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    96 points ggg730

    In the Philippines traffic laws are more like traffic suggestions.

    Source: a Filipino.

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    32 points Thessalhydra

    They are not even regarded as suggestions. Traffic laws are more like an afterthought and an inconvenience to kamote riders and stupid people lol.

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    8 points thashepherd

    Want to hear a joke?

    "Manila subway"

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    2 points Whitetrash_messiah

    Kamote walker be kamote driver. Battle of the kamotes

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    -11 points ThaRealSlimShady313

    Brasil too. Stop?! No man. Only if somebody is coming. Just do whatever you want. Everyone does. Motos splitting lanes at 80mph. Almost no accidents ever. Zero road rage. In America you try to merge and somebody will try to run you off the road and murder you. Turn signal and they speed up just to be an asshole. Part of why America is the very worst country hands down.

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    15 points ggg730

    I mean we just saw a Filipino driver literally just run someone over just for being in the road. I'm gonna give it to the Philippines on this one.

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    0 points SomewhatHungover

    Dude looked like he wanted to get run over.

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    9 points perb123

    Almost no accidents ever.

    Deaths in trafic per capita (per 100.00):

    Brazil - 16

    USA - 14.2

    Sweden (because I live there): - 2.17

    So Brazil is not better than the US in that regard but both statistics are still awful.

    Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_traffic-related_death_rate

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    24 points Stranger1982

    The intrusive thoughts won.

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  • 152 points Admirable_Door_5322

    Not sure where, but Philippines. I've lived here for 11 years, ride all around the country and although this dude was doing it for views or having a mental episode, it's super common here.

    Most roads with the exception of toll roads are so tiny with no sidewalks that walking in the road is your only option.

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    47 points BenthicBen

    I suspect he was doing it for views while the driver was giving views watching something on the phone

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    3 points Due-Door4885

    Bonus point: He was watching that dude on the phone.

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    5 points BenthicBen

    "Lol that's the same car model I have"

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    8 points arlingtonzumo

    Sure but walking over the road while watching out for both sides and crossing the road as quickly as possible is different than standing in the road and ignoring cars

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    8 points Difficult-Wing-6553

    Yeah but what does that have to do with anything?

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    6 points jpsouthwick7

    I think the translation is something like: "You think you're the tough one." 🤷🏼‍♂️

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    1 points gautsvo

    The dude wasn't walking on the road, though, he was standing still on it.

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  • 71 points MACO-Operator

    What amazes me with those kind of videos is that many of the people involved made it into their 30s in the first place. Human society provides a safety net for all. Even for the less intelligent among us.

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    -17 points Silencer-1995

    Well I mean think how dumb we were 2000 years ago and yet our population kept growing; the only thing holding it back was child mortality and women dying in childbirth, but despite those things we just kept failing upwards. Of course once we cracked basic maternity care we were off to the races, as dumb as we were unstoppable.

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    17 points runswithpaper

    I don't get the whole "we used to be so dumb" thing... Like we all stand on the shoulders of those who came before us. With the knowledge they had on hand each generation conquered the environment with the tools they had available and developed new tools for the next generation to do a little better. It's been 200,000 years of steady success. They might be "dumb" by our standards I suppose but then to a post human Dyson Swarm intelligence living 10,000 years from now we probably are "dumb" too.

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    -7 points Silencer-1995

    Nah no shot, "steady success" my arse.

    Reminds me of a story I read about half a million years ago when I was half as smart as I am now, about an alien invasion of Earth. They'd been watching us for thousands of years and they noticed we were just riding around on horses, living in walled cities or swinging around lumps of metal the whole time. Their last probe was in something like 800 A.D. Then they arrived in 1943 with a colonization fleet and were completely dumbstruck by the fact we had flying planes, guns, tanks, and were on the cusp of developing nuclear weapons. The aliens couldn't understand how we had done nothing for tens of thousands of years and then suddenly jumped.

    It was just a fictional story of course but the author's point was that for 10,000 years or so we just kinda vibed about and then in about 200 years a bunch of white guys in Europe ate their weetabix, huffed some spinach, stole everyone's homework and mixed it together and then did a load of crazy shit.

    We were dumb. People obsessed with negativity will say we still are, but to achieve that world view they have to close their eyes to the world outside their windows. We are so inconceivably advanced, even compared to 100 years ago, that our rate of technological evolution transcends science-fiction at this point.

    And yes, a hundred years from now, there will be scientists looking back on us like "to think our hivemind started in that primitive digital archetype of Raddit, how quaint"

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    2 points daLejaKingOriginal

    Yeah I think it’s time for your meds

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    0 points Silencer-1995

    You disagree with the very well documented history of human civilization?

    How very Reddit of you.

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  • 21 points Clean__Cucumber

    standing on road bad etc. but literally 5 meters away is a crosswalk. tf was the driver doing

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  • 14 points Balodios45

    Blocking the road. bold move, terrible Sequel.

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  • 12 points ThisThingIsStuck

    Lmao amazing how people don't look past 10ft in front of car..

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    6 points UltraChilly

    That one didn't look past 0ft.

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  • 6 points Prudent-Sorbet-5202

    I thought it was one of those optical illusion videos

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  • 6 points Yakassa

    He stood so perfectly still, he became invisible...woah

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  • 5 points weepinstringerbell

    Hitting that person with the car was 1000x worse than what that person did. But then you go to the comments and it's a bunch of idiots saying "FAFO".

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  • 4 points [deleted]

    🤣 🤣 🤣 play stupid games win stupid prizes

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  • 3 points j4ckbauer

    Reddit children will cry when you tell them it's illegal to deliberately hit someone standing in the road.

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    0 points Successful-Bobcat701

    Is it? Oh no! Boo Hoo.

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    3 points j4ckbauer

    I'm 13 and so edgy

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  • 3 points ClownfishSoup

    That was uncalled for, honestly

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  • 2 points Ricardo_klement

    Death race 2000 vibes 👍👍

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  • 2 points ParkingWeight9947

    when a stoppable force meets a movable object

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  • 2 points InvestmentSad102

    Standing in the middle of the road at night with cars coming is wild. That’s a fast track to ending up on the wrong side of this sub.

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  • 1 points mtnviewguy

    Always good to wear black if you're going to stand in traffic at night! 👍

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  • 1 points jpsouthwick7

    Translation "You think you're the tough one." 🤷🏼‍♂️

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  • 1 points VariousElk5602

    He went down like 7 pin.

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  • 1 points Hairy-Artichoke1

    To be fair it was dark and hard to see for driver 🤷‍♂️

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  • 1 points DilSeOP

    Did the fog light fall on the road and still working?

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  • 1 points ElvishLore

    I hope the damage to the car isn't too bad.

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  • 1 points gordie61

    Works for me.

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  • 1 points Charming_Victory_723

    Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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  • 1 points guyver_dio

    Play stupid games...

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  • 1 points RRfromKL

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  • 1 points envy_wishes

    so funny....

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  • 1 points QueenMary1936

    Many other parts of the world are not like the United States where if you're standing in the road people will stop for you

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  • 1 points Artistic_Researcher2

    Tough to decide which person is the stupidest.

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  • 1 points Memorie_BE

    Don't warn him or anything, just film!

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  • 1 points Kiuji-senpai

    i understand giving a "hey, idiot" tap, but that was a bit much lmao

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  • 1 points iwwm1

    I hope he paid for the damage to the car..... doubt it.

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  • 1 points humanreboot

    Every time I open this sub there’s an entry from the Philippines on here lmao

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  • 2 points l9-99

    Classic case of I’ll just park here, what could go wrong fate answered immediately.

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  • 0 points TroutFearMe

    Cross on the green, not in between.

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  • 0 points Special_Zucchini185

    Mf standing there, posing like he's an Avenger.

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  • 0 points Inside_County6380

    Looks like a robbery set up to me 🤷🏽‍♂️…. I’d hit him too

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  • 0 points TheRAP79

    Weeee..... I'm going to k××l myself Weeee. Weeeee...

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  • 0 points ConfidentOil4816

    Standing in the middle of the road at night thinking you’re untouchable is how you find out cars don’t care about your ego.

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    3 points MeantNoOffense

    It's one more way to find out that drivers don't care about anything outside of their car

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  • 0 points Omffpalumpa

    He definitely fafo lol

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  • -2 points Nickedy22

    Good Job.

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  • -1 points moszippy

    Nothing went wrong. He got what he was asking for.

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  • -1 points Herabird

    Insurance fraud..?

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  • -1 points Reallyroundthefamily

    That was so satisfying I think I came a little bit.

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  • -1 points FcUhCoKp

    100% deserved. They should hit the laugher next.

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  • -2 points OddTomato3057

    ok lng ba yung kotse

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  • -2 points 6ty7er

    yeep, that leg's broken af...

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  • -1 points Same-Opposite-8287

    Fuck around and find out at it’s finest

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  • -3 points Quasarrion

    Cant believe reddit heroes are saying its deserved. Guy is a dick but you dont fcking hit someone on purpose. That should be jailtime.

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  • -3 points Vagaborg

    Fair, depending on the area, if someone's blocking the road - don't stop for them.

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  • -4 points lulwerrorxd

    Now imagine he would stomp on gas.

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  • -6 points Electronic-Piglet896

    Don't pedestrians have right of way?

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    3 points SaneIsOverrated

    If they're actually in the process of peding sure. This dude was just standing there like a dumbass.

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    -1 points Same-Opposite-8287

    Not walking wherever you want! Looks like a Crosswalk was feet away.

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