Didn't even trust himself to do it
  • 9076 points Porkchopp33

    Great quick reactions by staff

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    2582 points AdhesivenessFun2060

    Probably not the first time.

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    541 points Bonk_No_Horni

    Very common in Thailand. That's chaopraya ferry. Looks like the new terminal 21 pier

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    135 points Quango2009

    When I used that ferry they zoom in, unload and load and depart inside a minute.. this one seems to be almost glacially slow by comparison- fortunately

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    18 points artemasad

    I was there a week ago lol

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    94 points [deleted]

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    72 points shiny_glitter_demon

    Happened to a family member of mine. They react fast, but it doesn't make it any less dangerous. My relative was lucky and only lost his glasses in the process.

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    3 points mattroch

    Personally, my family and I are a bit more patient and will wait for a boat to stop at a dock before yeating ourselves into the marina just so we can be the first to disembark.

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    5 points shiny_glitter_demon

    He fell.

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    26 points RunnyPlease

    I like the idea that every day this same guy tries to jump the gap and never makes it.

    “Oh no! He’s on the early ferry today. Code Soggy Moron. Repeat. We have a Code Soggy Moron. Assume your positions and get ready to fish him out. And… he’s in the water. Go, go, go.”

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    5 points Coffeedemon

    Yeah. The first few got crushed like bugs between the boat and dock so there was some mandatory training.

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    198 points Otnev

    I love when it's obvious that people know what they are doing. It gives me a feeling of safety.

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    71 points Straight_Idea_9546

    They are trained for sure. You will rarely see that from a normal bystander these days.

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    77 points a_lumberjack

    Bright orange vest dude knows the drill. amazing how much you can deflect a boat like that.

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    13 points riddlechance

    I bet a lot of people had to die before they set up a rescue team

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    30 points cyanescens_burn

    Kinda like osha laws in the US. Workplace regs are really written in the blood of injured and killed workers.

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    12 points AyeBraine

    Dude it's a tourist boat. It has the tires, it docks here probably multiple times a day. And these guys push or pull boats normally, not just to save someone.

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    59 points meta358

    Im sure they start running the second they hear a splash

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    32 points mofomeat

    Well-rehearsed, like they have to do it every week.

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    25 points NeatNefariousness1

    Yep—somebody fishes the dumbass out of the water while others keep the boat away from the dock so he doesn’t get crushed. Well done.

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    6 points mattroch

    Yep, they probably have some jerk who does this every trip holding up the boat and everyone on it because they're too important to wait.

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    2 points Dexter52611

    Right! That’s a pretty good response time by the staff. It seems like they knew exactly what to do.

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    2 points Forward-Position798

    I like staff like that

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  • 3161 points TokenCelt

    I think it would have crushed him dead.

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    389 points EconomyDoctor3287

    Only if he don't dive underneath

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    607 points Asleep-Reward-8273

    That wouldnt be very smart either because then he would be underwater in the dark with no clear way to rhe surface

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    197 points KevlarToiletPaper

    Beats being crushed

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    260 points Jelly_bean_420

    Difference between a smoothie (crushed) and a slushy (drowned and crushed)

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    98 points phatfingerpat

    “Shaken or stirred?”

    “Drowned and crushed, please”

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    11 points sbearman

    This fuckin got me really bad lol

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    13 points ZealousidealYam896

    Yeah but he got out I'd say that beats being crushed or drowning

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    15 points moonshineTheleocat

    You can be resuscitated from being drowned within a few minutes. You can't be if your shit is crushed.

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    30 points Double-Scratch5858

    Nah same procedure actually. You just reinflate with the obsolete part of CPR.

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    5 points moonshineTheleocat

    Shiiiiiit, you right.

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    3 points PanAmFlyer

    I'm sure the people who drown feel a lot better about it than the people who are crushed.

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    5 points DopeBoogie

    Honestly I think being crushed is probably a better way to go than drowning.

    It's faster at least.
    Less suffering in the end.

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    5 points RealFake666

    Better then die 100%

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    9 points Asleep-Reward-8273

    Or just dont jump between floating massive things?

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    3 points user_name_unknown

    The dock is probably open underneath

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    2 points usernamefoundnot

    Until he swims towards the stern and gets minced from the props.. 💀

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    6 points BonnaconCharioteer

    If he absolutely had to, better to try under the dock there might be space there, but realistically,  that boat wouldn't have squished him.

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    2 points jthechef

    it for sure would have squished him

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    93 points JerryBoBerry38

    One single guy pushing with his leg stopped it. He was in no danger of being crushed.

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    47 points Demartus

    The man you're referencing didn't stop the boat. The boat's engines stopped the boat (great crew reaction); you can see the boat slow and mostly stop before they start pushing. A small two-deck ferry weighs like 50,000 lbs or more. If the crew hadn't stopped the boat he would've been slowly crushed.

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    172 points DazingF1

    Having literally worked on the docks: you can push/pull a boat this size by yourself. Hell, you can pull massive trawlers with just two guys and some ropes.

    You're not pushing the weight of the boat, you're overcoming the water resistance of that boat. They're buoyant. You don't need 50,000 lbs of force to move it. If momentum is already low, like here, the forces required to stop/move it aren't as high as you'd think. Throwing it into chatgpt (I know, I know), 500 newton of force is enough to move a 20,000kg boat. That's less than squatting your bodyweight.

    That's also literally the job of all those dudes on the dock. Push/pull the ferry.

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    21 points Yorokobi_to_itami

    Same dude,  I was a hull scraper for nearly a decade. Redditors don't actually get reality, vast majority of them will think changing your own oil will lead to a car falling on you. I've literally pushed these boats off me from the dock while I was in the water, only issue would be if the ships thrusters were on which they wouldn't be at this stage. 

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    1 points Demartus

    You are right (my experience is limited to sailboats), but you have a big caveat there: if the momentum is low. A boat that size’s momentum would increase quickly with small increments of speed. Big difference in moving a stopped boat vs trying to stop one already moving.

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    46 points DazingF1

    The momentum is low. Like I said we used to dock massive trawlers and sometimes they needed a little push/shove while the engines were already off. This is absolutely nothing.

    Don't get me wrong if a wave hit at the wrong time the dude is getting crushed, but with these conditions it's no superhuman feat to stop it from moving 0.1 miles an hour.

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    5 points Beretot

    size’s momentum would increase quickly with small increments of speed

    Momentum increases linearly with speed, what are you talking about

    Big difference in moving a stopped boat vs trying to stop one already moving

    There is literally no difference, it's not even a matter of static vs dynamic friction. The same force that stops a slowly moving boat would take a stopped boat and put it back in the same low speed.

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    4 points Demartus

    Momentum is mass times velocity.

    So if velocity is your variable, mass would be the slope of the line of momentum.

    So a high mass objects momentum increases faster than a low mass object as a function of its velocity.

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    3 points Beretot

    Okay, fair enough. I had interpreted that as you saying momentum would increase faster than linearly with speed, my bad.

    That said, it still isn't impossibly hard to stop a moving boat, despite its size (as demonstrated by the worker there). It's all a matter of being able to apply a strong enough force for long enough

    And if someone pushing with their leg for a few seconds is enough, I'm sure it's not enough to smush someone into a paste

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    14 points Relevant_Computer642

    So confident, yet so wrong.

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    5 points Darth_Rubi

    And 40+ upvotes

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    3 points Relevant_Computer642

    There’s a sucker born every minute.

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    8 points pleasetrimyourpubes

    The guy who "stopped the boat" was the same guy who was pulling it in via the rope he was carrying. The propellers weren't even going when the video starts.

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    8 points timmytacobean

    Woah woah woah, are you saying our Reddit boat inertia expert u/demartus is wrong? 

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    7 points BeanieMcChimp

    They were probably coasting in towards the dock already. You can absolutely move a big vessel like that. I easily pushed a fully loaded rail barge away from the dock when I was a teenager.

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    5 points EyeSuccessful7649

    nah easy to stop a boat like that, that close to dock boats have stop all powered momentum and slowed it down to a near dead stop. depending on wind or dock workers with lines to bring it the last few feet.

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    5 points mgb5k

    One person can stop a surprisingly large boat - until the day the wind or the current is against them.

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    15 points bnlf

    Luckily for him, he wasn’t going to. It’s a small boat, easy enough to push on your own, and that’s exactly what the dock staff do without much effort. Plus, there are two tires in place to keep the boat from hitting the dock, which would have protected him too.

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    4 points Mild-Ghost

    Just like Dunkirk.

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    2 points Aliencoy77

    Yeah, I watched the movie "April Fool's Day" on VHS shortly after you could. It didn't turn out too well there either.

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  • 2526 points dtaylo8700

    He just couldn’t wait for 10 more seconds…

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    1022 points Cold_Revenant

    Main characters doesn't wait!

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    267 points Thessalhydra

    *don't

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    150 points VP007clips

    Main character dont use grammar. Main character hate grammar

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    23 points Thessalhydra

    Main character immune to grammar corrections.

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    2 points Accomplished_Study80

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    19 points SWK18

    Grammar is important

    Main character is importanter

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    53 points TannedCroissant

    My girlfriend says I have a similar problem

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    19 points WorkingInAColdMind

    They said “10 more seconds” not “10 whole seconds”

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    6 points Crabtickler9000

    Impossible! No one can go longer than 9 seconds.

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    7 points Friendly_Prize_868

    https://i.redd.it/gqgrgd1skn6g1.gif

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    12 points SouthTippBass

    But then someone else might have been first.

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    5 points OldenPolynice

    had to almost get other people killed real quick

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  • 1488 points Moyeezes

    The dude pushing the boat away from the dock is the real G here

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    670 points SockeyeSTI

    Yeah it doesn’t take as much strength as people would think. This is still a feat of strength, but some might not even try, thinking it was impossible.

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    140 points Dwerg1

    It makes me wonder how much force the guy would have actually been squeezed with. It looks heavy, but it's drifting very slowly and seems to just be floating freely with the momentum it already had, not an obscene amount of energy in that thing. If a guy or two can make it drift the opposite direction with a few seconds of muscle power then I don't think the squeeze would be deadly or even cause very serious injury.

    Before getting downvoting yet again for entertaining my curiosity, I am NOT saying they shouldn't have tried to save him, it's always better to be on the safe side even if it wasn't strictly necessary in hindsight.

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    129 points SockeyeSTI

    It’s all water and wind dependent. If it’s straight calm, no current and it just casually floats towards him, it still may cause injury. If the wind or current is pushing the object the injury gets worse and likely death.

    Just a little wake from a passing vessel would give it enough force to crush him.

    Similar to underwater barnacle removal and other scenarios where a diver is close to a vessel and it goes up and comes back down and smacks said diver.

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    41 points DazB1ane

    Every time I see something about barnacles, it just makes me think of keelhauling

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    17 points PsychedelicOptimist

    That Black Sails scene man, gruesome way to go

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    4 points illit3

    Never occurred to me there would be barnacles involved. That makes it so much worse

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    38 points WechTreck

    Think of the boat as a weightlifting weight. Bench dudes can push huge weights with their arms, but when the same weight pushes on their ribcage, they can't breath.

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    5 points Ceofy

    This is a great analogy

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    10 points jsting

    Itll still crush. You know those fenders on boats? He would be like that. While you can push a boat away, if you don't have leverage, the boat's weight will win.

    I've seen finger piers with pilings driven 20 ft down get pushed to the side by the weight of a boat over time.

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    3 points DM_ME_HUGE_TITS

    It would have definitely crushed him. It took the guy a few seconds to push it in the other direction. All of that force needed to move it, imagine that equal amount of force pressing into the guys body in a split second. He would be done.

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    2 points Fire_Lake

    It's not necessarily that he would be crushed, but that he would be trapped underwater.

    Had a family member die that way (before my time).

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    7 points Bithium

    Wait, if it doesn’t take that much strength, would the guy who fell in probably live if he held his arms out? I mean, he would still suffer terrible injuries, but was the ship actually an unsurvivable crush?

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    29 points applesandbee

    I'd be more worried about being pushed under, if the ship and dock are too close you wouldn't have a way back up.

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    12 points Apprehensive_Ad3731

    Hard to say. The person who pushed it really just leveraged off the dock and slowly applied resistance. It’s like being able to apply breaks on an out of control car vs slamming in to a wall.

    Even then it was when the second person jumped in that it really made a difference. Dude was able to slow it but it still looked like a collision would happen. Just a soft one. With the other guy they were able to overcome the inertia pushing the boat.

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    3 points Rightintheend

    I don't know, if it's already moving, It's a bit heavy. It's not that hard to move a vessel that size, but it's the momentum that makes it extremely difficult.   I used to deckhand on a 65 ton sport fishing boat, and if the thing was moving towards the dock, you weren't stopping it, but if it was sitting there you could definitely move it, or you could slightly divert the direction is going if it was still moving, 

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    2 points domine18

    Look at size of tow boats towing oil tankers. A small amount of force can have great effect on top of water

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    2 points MrDOHC

    It’s was more of a great strength of feet.

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    10 points TheGalaxial

    There are 2 guys doing it. Seems to be protocol.

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  • 488 points greigames

    I love the guy that does the jump over effortlessly to help the dipshit that fell in

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  • 236 points mannequin-lover

    Lol, what a fucking dunce

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  • 167 points Kyno50

    Imagine if the second guy jumping fell in too lmao

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    36 points talldangry

    Then the third, fourth, fifth, sixth and seventh guy all slip in too. Eighth guy remains the same.

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  • 122 points WakaWaka_

    Took all the risk to almost save 5 seconds.

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    52 points bronzelifematter

    Only to end up costing more time and now he's drenched in salt water.

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    19 points DominicB547

    millions do this driving their death machines all the time and if there are enough lights or traffic up ahead I see them at the next light with me anyways. Heck even w/o I think they only save like 5min per hour of driving based on a study btwn Carson City and Reno I think at least thats when I heard about the study.

    And ofc if cops pulled you over you end up losing a weeks worth of time saved.

    Meaning unless you are interacting with someone who refuses for you to be late and you somehow had that small a window btwn jobs in different parts of the city/state, it's better you come in one piece and anyone near you does as well its not like you actually lose money coming late. Unless its a habit and they finally fire you.

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  • 88 points arcticvalley

    If you ain't first, you're last.

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    17 points Practical_Breakfast4

    Shake n bake!

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  • 61 points Tunnfisk

    I know accidents happen, but I'll never understand how you almost kill yourself trying to do something mundane as getting off a boat. Just wait until it's closer to the ledge.

    Kudos to the staff saving them from themselves.

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  • 37 points StatisticianWarm7591

    I think he would have been able to push the boat away, like the staff did

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    42 points alvysinger0412

    Depends on how strong and comfortable in the water he is. Less leverage than the guys completely on the boats and out of the water.

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    16 points WildwoodWander

    That, and the boat had buffers on the sides to keep the boat from getting damaged by the dock, and those are thick enough that, at worst, he would've been pinned between the two.

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    3 points StatisticianWarm7591

    Plus, the boat is further away from any wall at water lever than at pier level.

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    6 points Shakenbakess

    agreed. it wouldn't have just crushed him dead. that boat looked slow and easy enough to stop. Like what we saw happen

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    7 points VerilyShelly

    Just crushed him a little then, not to death. That's okay.

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    3 points VP007clips

    If he was aware and calm enough to push, yeah.

    You can push some massive boats by hand.

    But if he was struggling and didn't think to do it, he would be crushed.

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  • 35 points WorkingInAColdMind

    Where’s the Indian train station guy to whack him with a shoe?

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  • 24 points TheResidentEvil

    almost gave in to pier pressure

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  • 18 points Mond6

    Was that really his best attempt to jump?

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    6 points PeakRedditOpinion

    If you look closely the foot he used to push off the boat slipped out from its launch point as soon as he committed.

    This is because he tried to push off on a flat surface instead of the corner of the surface. Rookie shit.

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  • 7 points SnooObjections8392

    Man, he almost saved 3 seconds above everyone else. Worth it!

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  • 8 points TheTeflonDude

    That guy pushing the boat away with one leg

    A legend was born that day

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  • 6 points Elvarien2

    Single idiot endangers the lives of at least 4 others.

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  • 5 points SgtMoose42

    Remember kids, impatience can kill.

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  • 6 points Geordant

    I don't feel he was really in danger. 

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  • 3 points bustedrootbutter

    What a twat

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  • 3 points Sensitive_Scholar_17

    Every sailors nightmare right there. He was panicking so it made it harder to get him out. Fortunately, the staff did not panic.

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  • 3 points OldBreadbutt

    People should be criminally charged for shit like this. The staff putting themselves at risk because of one selfish person

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  • 3 points ThisThingIsStuck

    Great reactions by staff. Well trained

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  • 2 points MrDo1982

    You know the first words out of that kid's mouth is my phone won't turn on

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  • 2 points IdolCowboy

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  • 2 points tharizzla

    Last Christmas I fell off a dock

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    2 points blackraven1979

    and the very next second, I was crushed by the dock.

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  • 2 points CantaloupeCamper

    Also could have crushed him dead.

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  • 2 points Csbbk4

    He didn’t even jump. A little push from his back leg and he probably would’ve made it

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  • 2 points aguero1987

    The staff 👏👏👏 the first guy without hesitation went to him. That could have gone horribly wrong

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  • 2 points pslayer757

    I’m glad they succeeded in rescuing him. However, they all added to the situation, this could have been many more injuries/deaths. No additional personnel should have entered the water. They should have utilized the rope and evacuated him through lifting him out of danger. They entered the impingement zone the second they left the safety of the vessel and pier.

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  • 2 points bearposters

    Yeah, dudes lucky. People often forget about mass in water or even in space. Take two cars floating in space. There is no gravity, but if car A and car B drift toward each other at even a slow speed and you are between them, you get crushed. Zero g only removes the weight, not the impact.

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  • 2 points dknaack1

    That dude in the orange vest must be captain America

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  • 2 points LiveWire_74

    That is literally an all time nightmare of mine - for that to happen and for me to get stuck under the Staten Island ferry in the pitch black with no way out.

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  • 2 points Girl_Mitsubishi

    Holy shit . fkn ptsd from when I was drunk and decided to try to jump to the dock off of a little twenty six footer. Well , I thought I was jumping , apparently , I literally just stepped off and fell into the water. They continued to dock.. Because , who the fuk would step off the side of the boat. I have no idea how I did not drown that night.

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  • 2 points Brilliant_Tapir

    The crew normally announces not to get off and to keep your hands off the side before they tie up the boat. At least that's my experience. A wave could come and smash the boat against the dock. Wouldn't be pretty if you were caught in between.

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  • 2 points Ok-Honeydew-1021

    The water would have turned red if they weren't able to stop the boat.

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  • 2 points oportoman

    Like the scene in the trash dump in Star Wars!!

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    8 points Full_Conversation775

    Ah her himmler has joined us to lecture us about social darwinism i see.

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    4 points nr1988

    I'm pretty sure most people don't need the example. I for one am glad a moron didn't die just to be an example for a small handful of potential other morons. In fact the close call is a perfect example as it is.

    I was young and dumb once too and it shouldn't be a death sentence.

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    2 points AnticipateMe

    That's a ridiculous take

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  • 1 points Bill_Nye_1955

    Bro's never been on a boat

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  • 1 points Declan1996Moloney

    Hold my Beer...

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  • 1 points HatePeopleLoveCats1

    My god some people are so freaking dumb!!!!

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  • 1 points maplenew60

    What was the objective? Get to shore one second before everyone else?

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  • 1 points ClownfishSoup

    He could have swum to the side too

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  • 1 points Hipertor

    This moron couldn't even grab the fucking rope.

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  • 1 points SetPurple1567

    Guess patience has its benefits!

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  • 1 points 86a-

    Really a short swim to safety at the end of the dock.

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  • 1 points Gamejunky35

    I likenthe confidence of those men that thought they could bench press a 100 ton boat to a halt. Luckily the boat was stopping anyway.

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  • 1 points maximum_powerblast

    He nearly became the world's latest human boat buffer

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  • 1 points angry_wombat

    but he wasted to save a few seconds, worth it

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  • 1 points death_by_chocolate

    Yeah, don't try to cross where the huge posts are that you can grab. That's the pansy-ass way. Do it the hard way. Impress the girls.

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  • 1 points TheRealCowdog

    Darwin Award candidate

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  • 1 points FloppyTacoflaps

    1 person stopped the boat lol he was fine

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  • 1 points g_st_lt

    No, it wouldn't.

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  • 1 points Empty-Club-1520

    The new employee…

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  • 1 points Rahdical_

    Staff is so good

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  • 1 points One_Revolution_5791

    That was very timely from the staff

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  • 1 points mynewusernamedodgers

    All I could murmur was noooo stupid

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  • 1 points wisla2003

    Now slap him!

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  • 1 points extrastupidone

    This would more than likely crush him dead

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  • 1 points Makani112

    Straight to jail

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  • 1 points hdtufse

    Is bro even trying to save himself?

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  • 1 points Mahaloth

    Makes me think of that Survivor contestant who was later crushed between two train cars.

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  • 1 points Wild_Locksmith_326

    Would it really be crushed him alive, or would it be more accurate to say crushed him dead?

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  • 1 points Brave_Persimmon_1238

    Standing there looking stupid!

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  • 1 points 1dayday

    What an idiot.

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  • 1 points TheOgler9000

    [ Removed by Reddit ]

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  • 1 points Not-a-Doctor-622

    It’s not a mistake if he learned something from it

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  • 1 points PigFarmer1

    Give him credit for at least attempting to chlorinate the gene pool.

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  • 1 points Several_Hour_347

    He wasn’t even remotely close to being crushed lmao

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  • 1 points cire1184

    Was this a passenger or crew being dumb? Seems like crew have life vests tho so more likely passenger.

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  • 1 points Vast-Combination4046

    My father in law lost his finger docking a 15 foot boat...

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  • 1 points NuttBuster4896

    He deserved whatever happened

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  • 1 points CanIgetaWTF

    Prolly coulda crushed him dead too

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  • 1 points Dizzy-Storm4387

    I wonder how many people die every year because they're "In a hurry"?

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  • 1 points Designer_Laugh8821

    When idiots do stupid things that require everybody else to save them

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  • 1 points WalkNSlay

    It would have crushed him dead

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  • 1 points James_Montgomery0

    What a sad attempt at a jump lmao

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