There's a wide range of "alphabet soup" companies on Amazon. They're typically very low quality, fly by night organizations that won't be there if you have a problem with the product later. Always from China.
The common quality they all share is an unpronouceable name. I've heard that it's commonly initials of a transliteration of the company's Chinese name, but I wouldn't even know where to begin verifying that.
The goofy names arose because Amazon gives preference to sellers with trademarked brand names. All of the legible/intelligible ones are taken, so you get cat-on-a-keyboard names like this.
Nah, there's a glut of dba companies on amazon that eventually get zapped for things like posting an item, collecting paid for reviews, and then swtiching the listing to a totally different item. When they create a new "company" , they just do the old forehead on keyboard thing. Like Iyxizitxi.
Chinese slop vendors seem to simply slam an English keyboard and ship it. it doesn't matter what is says as long as it looks like it might be an English word
Reminds me of “warlord era” firearms manufactured in China. There were tons of guns that were copies of weapons that had been imported but the markings were nonsense, just collections of Latin and Cyrillic letters that a Chinese who couldn’t read anything but Chinese (if that) would accept as real.
My favorite is the C96 broomhandle Mauser copies labeled “Wauser”.
What's the problem? It clearly says "peeinlly far you".
Agreed
Some people. Right? Lol
You thought you bought a bracelet. Turns out it's a cock ring. Jk.
Haha oh god- how would i come back from that. He loves it. Also it’s like 3” wide so that would be something
Girth: it’s a gift!!
Engrish, but probably supposed to say "Specially for you"
“Personally for you” is my guess.
VQYSKO is the manufacturer according to Amazon as there is multiple items under that name sold there
Sounds like a made up company. Maybe people’s initials.
There's a wide range of "alphabet soup" companies on Amazon. They're typically very low quality, fly by night organizations that won't be there if you have a problem with the product later. Always from China.
The common quality they all share is an unpronouceable name. I've heard that it's commonly initials of a transliteration of the company's Chinese name, but I wouldn't even know where to begin verifying that.
The goofy names arose because Amazon gives preference to sellers with trademarked brand names. All of the legible/intelligible ones are taken, so you get cat-on-a-keyboard names like this.
"Cat on a keyboard names" is perfect!
The other common quality is usually all the photos of their product have numerous spelling errors that are often worse that what the op got
It kinda looks/sounds like “the army” in Slavic languages
Nah, there's a glut of dba companies on amazon that eventually get zapped for things like posting an item, collecting paid for reviews, and then swtiching the listing to a totally different item. When they create a new "company" , they just do the old forehead on keyboard thing. Like Iyxizitxi.
How does your head feel after "typing" that?
Fairly sure we're literally just out of English company names at this point tbh. Dropshippers have to put something on the box, and here we are
Peniley for you
“Peeinlly for you”
Peeinlly for you, too!
A peeinlly for your thoughts
Chinese slop vendors seem to simply slam an English keyboard and ship it. it doesn't matter what is says as long as it looks like it might be an English word
Reminds me of “warlord era” firearms manufactured in China. There were tons of guns that were copies of weapons that had been imported but the markings were nonsense, just collections of Latin and Cyrillic letters that a Chinese who couldn’t read anything but Chinese (if that) would accept as real.
My favorite is the C96 broomhandle Mauser copies labeled “Wauser”.
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It sounds dirty so definitely gift it in a different box if it's for your son!
Purely for you?
They want to pee in the customer's butt? What kind of engrish is this!?
It kind of looks like the word specially. It fits the idea. If it's true, there was obviously a major malfunction in transcription.
I think they're trying to use a reference to "penis," as in, penially yours-which isn't how it would be spelled if it were a word.
It's lacking some letters, but my first thought was "perennially"
Clearly meant to be “specially for you” but the S at the start didn’t get printed. Cheap Amazon Chinese manufactured
Peeinlly los you
This is what they get for hiring adults under the age of five. Check the local child labor laws near you 😎