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  • 80 points sidhubunny

    Wtf! Mommy's got pierced nipples 😂

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    38 points SheDrinksScotch

    I had a pierced nipple (yeah I just did 1) and I took it out before my kid was born because I read that the metal can fuck up their developing palates.

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    16 points Much_Adhesiveness871

    How old do kids usually start pilates?

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    10 points SheDrinksScotch

    https://preview.redd.it/bkplflq3bo5g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b84addef70960e7b8935adcb183d7f10bef5d9af

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    0 points tangelocs

    ...it was a joke

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    0 points SheDrinksScotch

    Ahh yes the classic "Im making a funny based on pretending I dont know how to read and/or lack a functioning adult vocabulary, teehee." Hilarious.

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    2 points dbuck11

    You don’t seem very fun tbh

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    0 points SheDrinksScotch

    Haha, thats okay. I have way more opportunity for socialization than I actually want. Work and school meet like 85% of my needs in that regard. Friends fill the rest.

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    2 points tangelocs

    Nope, you still missed it.

    "I'm making a funny based on the similarity between these two words and the comical picture of newborns exercising"

    Maybe have a chat with your therapist or psych about understanding humor in neurotypical people.

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    0 points SheDrinksScotch

    My therapist is also autistic.

    Not my fault NTs are mostly idiots and think pretending to be even more stupid than they actually are is in any way humorous.

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    1 points tangelocs

    Nobody pretended to be stupid, you're misunderstanding that.

    Yeeeesh, so you're depending on blind leading blind. I get the struggle now, good luck with that.

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    0 points SheDrinksScotch

    She is much smarter than anyone thinking pretending to misread or misunderstand something is funny, guaranteed.

    Also weird to assume (or pretend to assume) I would want to emulate behavior I understand but think is stupid.

    Intentionally communicating poorly is very common in NTs, but I have no interest in it whatsoever.

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    0 points TheDarkNebulous

    As another Autistic person... that doesnt excuse you from being an asshole. Its reddit, people make jokes sometimes they're going to rub you the wrong way. If you are an asshole about it youre gonna reap what you sow.

    Stop using your disability as an excuse and just apologize. This makes us all look bad.

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    0 points SheDrinksScotch

    I dont consider my autism a disability. You must have a different flavor if yours is disabling. Sorry to hear about that. Best of luck catering to the NTs.

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    1 points Fast_Squirrel_2850

    oh my good gosh it is not that serious whatsoever

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    0 points SheDrinksScotch

    I agree. Very unserious. Also pretty unfunny, imo.

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    4 points SheDrinksScotch

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palate

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    1 points Mean_Law2083

    got me giggling, nice one

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    5 points Emoshy_

    More important - choking hazard??? I would never let my baby suck on piece of metal.

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    2 points SheDrinksScotch

    A lot of people misunderstand what choking hazard means.

    Choking hazards are:

    1. Small enough to fit into the throat
    2. Large enough to not be easily swallowed
    3. Shaped in such a way that they could obstruct airflow

    The type of jewelry I wore (16g cbr) wouldn't work.

    A barbell would be more dangerous because it could become lodged sideways and the threaded ends could cause physical damage to the soft lining.

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    1 points Triton18666

    Why only one tho? Is that a common thing I've only ever seen both done

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    1 points SheDrinksScotch

    I dont know how common it is. Of course its possible. I liked it asymmetrical because playing with them both felt different and most men only knew how to play well with one or the other.

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    2 points Triton18666

    Hm thats honestly a good point sounds interesting ngl

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    1 points tangelocs

    I've seen an equal amount of both styles if that helps. I was gonna comment on how common it is then I realized how few pair I've actually seen lmfao

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    -12 points SeekerOfSerenity

    So if you hadn't read that, you would have left it in?

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    12 points SheDrinksScotch

    I mean, I specifically looked up whether it was safe and found that it wasn't. It was information that I sought out, rather than something I stumbled across.

    If I had done the research and found that it was safe, yeah I might have left it in.

    In the end, my kid ended up preferring the previously pierced nipple for nursing. I think its because it had more/bigger holes for the milk to flow out of.

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    2 points Successful-Cod3369

    Ha, that's an interesting fun fact! If I may ask, did you go back to using a bar/ring after your kid grew a bit older? the piercing heal/close up?1

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    5 points SheDrinksScotch

    No I never put it back in.

    Around the time he weaned, we moved to an off-grid spot and I also removed my vertical labret and inverse naval piercings because I didnt want my body to have any extra vulnerabilities.

    Now Im back to more traditional housing but haven't tried replacing any of them. I guess I dont really miss them.

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    16 points Dangerous-Title-7454

    Someone's growing up with a fetish

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  • 70 points Tommyblahblah

    Hot Topic sells baby bottles?

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  • 118 points maselkowski

    Pierced nipples 

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    50 points jfk_47

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  • 20 points _subpulse_

    in reality this could be an issue for his tooth development. I would ask a dentist maybe 🤔

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    17 points mochiiimoon

    its a choking hazard.

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    7 points Repulsive-Relief1818

    That was my thought too… seems like a recipe for disaster

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    14 points Kasrkin84

    In reality this is a joke.

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  • 50 points pedeztrian

    Bs made by a man. My baby mama (and I dare say most women) had to get rid of her nipple rings the moment her breasts start filling with milk. Not to mention the choking and latching hazards presented. If you’re nursing with nipple rings, you’re being irresponsible!

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    16 points DaiNyite

    https://preview.redd.it/7iw7u57i3m5g1.jpeg?width=1037&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=664526d91952a4ec2c374566c4dafe3980df08f7

    Ironic

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    7 points Alexcat2011

    r/thedualityofman

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    2 points pedeztrian

    Oooh… there’s a Reddit I need to follow. Thank you!

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    24 points Doctologist

    It’s obviously just a bad joke.

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    4 points -NGC-6302-

    What if it's a silly straw tho

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    1 points ConvulsingDrummer98

    Take a deep breath, it ain't that deep lol.

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    1 points HuntersReject

    Or, and I know this is a crazy idea..... It's just a fucking joke

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    0 points smizzlebdemented

    Quiet Karen…

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  • 6 points jewstylin

    Mmm tastes like house keys.

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    1 points SeekerOfSerenity

    Tastes like strippers. Put a dusting of baby powder on it for the full experience. 

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  • 3 points caughtyoulookinn

    Like a mouthful of nickels

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    1 points Tursmi

    That doesn't sound accurate. Why would they stop working as they should?

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  • 1 points MadMax6914

    Lmao I've got ex girlfriends to send this too.

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  • 1 points AnyEntertainer4534

    Got to train them young

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    2 points meisawesome126

    That's fucking weird to say, man.

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  • 1 points Tiny-Memory9066

    Source of iron for healthy blood

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  • 1 points phobosthewicked

    She has a piercing

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  • 1 points Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

    Choking hazard

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  • 1 points Tursmi

    My breastfed baby wouldn't take a bottle fullstop. Is it OK that they breastfeed with a piercing in though..?

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  • 1 points Bludiamond56

    How old is the son???

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  • 1 points Dracoten

    That boy is gonna have a type, but i agree with him lol

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  • 1 points Agreeable_Sorbet_686

    Candy raver

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  • 1 points Savings_Flow_6448

    Extra Iron intake on the diet

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  • 1 points Big-Fuel-2497

    Tengo curiosidad, porque algunas mujeres se perforan los pezones?, osea, no es como si alguien fuera a verte las tetas muy seguido amenos que seas una prostituta, digo, los pircings no son decorativos?

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    1 points DesdelDesierto

    Ella misma se mira en el espejo

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    1 points Big-Fuel-2497

    Aun así no le encuentro sentido

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  • 1 points p_ace_choco_latte

    This is rich🤣

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  • 1 points Prestigious_Pop3679

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  • 1 points Ill_Machine_8599

    Son?……..or step son?

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  • 1 points deebz86

    That is unnatural and frankly bullshite. That’s going to mess the baby’s mouth up

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  • -7 points PomegranateSure1628

    That’s gonna be my future kids. I refuse to get these fuckers repierced they were the most painful piercing I’ve gotten and there’s bars specifically designed for breast feeding

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    19 points mochiiimoon

    no there isnt. the balls can come off, and the bar can slip out. thats a choking hazard. NEVER have kids if you chose a fking piercing over your child choking.

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    4 points TerrorFromThePeeps

    I'd almost guarantee the OC has had the balls from both captive bead and barbell style piercings roll down the shower drain. The dark underbelly of nipple piercings.

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    -1 points PomegranateSure1628

    Nope. Never had them go down the drain. Only time I’ve ever had a nipple piercing come undone was when I undid it myself. If you get “lockable” internally threaded ones they never come undone

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    -1 points PomegranateSure1628

    Or you can just get good ones? Have literally never had one come undone even when my boyfriend was suckin on my tit. I’ve had over 30 alt women with their nipple pierced just breast feed their kid with the piercings in and had 0 issues because *there’s ones designed for breast feeding that don’t just come undone like the shitty ones you’re getting from Claire’s” even a doctor I spoke to about them said it’s fine you just gotta monitor. But if you actually have high quality “lockable” jewellery it doesn’t come undone cause that’s the entire fuckin point.

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    -1 points PomegranateSure1628

    https://preview.redd.it/qipvkkluwn5g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd5e2589ee1a0704f18a18b475bdb383d48de931

    “It is typically safe”

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    7 points mochiiimoon

    https://preview.redd.it/0zmgy6v40o5g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=da015689ea9ea5b30b7b3c9285745e87343fe45c

    did you IGNORE literally EVERYTHING else?? piercings are not safe or suitable for breastfeeding. if you pick a piercing over your child, you shouldnt have kids.

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    -2 points PomegranateSure1628

    Also if you’re so worried about the ball coming off - nipple rings exist too

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    1 points Train994

    Please don't mess up an infants developing palate just because u want to be stubborn 😭

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    -2 points PomegranateSure1628

    Btw

    https://preview.redd.it/4qwmbj3lwn5g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bbfa3aae2d40fb9a82a0e880e7f83707d92b0ea

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  • -2 points SuzieSnowflake212

    Eww

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    0 points Current_Ad_4292

    Aww

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    0 points kiseiruknife

    Ohh

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    -1 points -NGC-6302-

    Ehh

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    3 points kiseiruknife

    Eww

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    2 points Pressed_Sunflowers

    Ayy

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    0 points mememan1992

    Oiii

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  • 0 points FirmDescription8418

    Kinda like a WTF but brilliant none less...with a humorous twist. Good job mama for thinking outside the box👍🏾

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  • -13 points arcaneregion

    https://preview.redd.it/3j8i4p3ilk5g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=995a2cf2bcd640333af733fca2c9836bb02e61bf

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  • -23 points Ancient_Potato_Puree

    The joke is about how small children ingest small harmful things regulary

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    10 points Let_that_cat_in

    Nope. Just a metal decoration on the mothers real nipple

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  • -12 points [deleted]

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