I had a pierced nipple (yeah I just did 1) and I took it out before my kid was born because I read that the metal can fuck up their developing palates.
Haha, thats okay. I have way more opportunity for socialization than I actually want. Work and school meet like 85% of my needs in that regard. Friends fill the rest.
As another Autistic person... that doesnt excuse you from being an asshole. Its reddit, people make jokes sometimes they're going to rub you the wrong way. If you are an asshole about it youre gonna reap what you sow.
Stop using your disability as an excuse and just apologize. This makes us all look bad.
I dont consider my autism a disability. You must have a different flavor if yours is disabling. Sorry to hear about that. Best of luck catering to the NTs.
I dont know how common it is. Of course its possible. I liked it asymmetrical because playing with them both felt different and most men only knew how to play well with one or the other.
I mean, I specifically looked up whether it was safe and found that it wasn't. It was information that I sought out, rather than something I stumbled across.
If I had done the research and found that it was safe, yeah I might have left it in.
In the end, my kid ended up preferring the previously pierced nipple for nursing. I think its because it had more/bigger holes for the milk to flow out of.
Around the time he weaned, we moved to an off-grid spot and I also removed my vertical labret and inverse naval piercings because I didnt want my body to have any extra vulnerabilities.
Now Im back to more traditional housing but haven't tried replacing any of them. I guess I dont really miss them.
Bs made by a man. My baby mama (and I dare say most women) had to get rid of her nipple rings the moment her breasts start filling with milk. Not to mention the choking and latching hazards presented. If you’re nursing with nipple rings, you’re being irresponsible!
Tengo curiosidad, porque algunas mujeres se perforan los pezones?, osea, no es como si alguien fuera a verte las tetas muy seguido amenos que seas una prostituta, digo, los pircings no son decorativos?
That’s gonna be my future kids. I refuse to get these fuckers repierced they were the most painful piercing I’ve gotten and there’s bars specifically designed for breast feeding
no there isnt. the balls can come off, and the bar can slip out. thats a choking hazard. NEVER have kids if you chose a fking piercing over your child choking.
I'd almost guarantee the OC has had the balls from both captive bead and barbell style piercings roll down the shower drain. The dark underbelly of nipple piercings.
Nope. Never had them go down the drain. Only time I’ve ever had a nipple piercing come undone was when I undid it myself. If you get “lockable” internally threaded ones they never come undone
Or you can just get good ones? Have literally never had one come undone even when my boyfriend was suckin on my tit. I’ve had over 30 alt women with their nipple pierced just breast feed their kid with the piercings in and had 0 issues because *there’s ones designed for breast feeding that don’t just come undone like the shitty ones you’re getting from Claire’s” even a doctor I spoke to about them said it’s fine you just gotta monitor. But if you actually have high quality “lockable” jewellery it doesn’t come undone cause that’s the entire fuckin point.
did you IGNORE literally EVERYTHING else?? piercings are not safe or suitable for breastfeeding. if you pick a piercing over your child, you shouldnt have kids.
Wtf! Mommy's got pierced nipples 😂
I had a pierced nipple (yeah I just did 1) and I took it out before my kid was born because I read that the metal can fuck up their developing palates.
How old do kids usually start pilates?
https://preview.redd.it/bkplflq3bo5g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b84addef70960e7b8935adcb183d7f10bef5d9af
...it was a joke
Ahh yes the classic "Im making a funny based on pretending I dont know how to read and/or lack a functioning adult vocabulary, teehee." Hilarious.
You don’t seem very fun tbh
Haha, thats okay. I have way more opportunity for socialization than I actually want. Work and school meet like 85% of my needs in that regard. Friends fill the rest.
Nope, you still missed it.
"I'm making a funny based on the similarity between these two words and the comical picture of newborns exercising"
Maybe have a chat with your therapist or psych about understanding humor in neurotypical people.
My therapist is also autistic.
Not my fault NTs are mostly idiots and think pretending to be even more stupid than they actually are is in any way humorous.
Nobody pretended to be stupid, you're misunderstanding that.
Yeeeesh, so you're depending on blind leading blind. I get the struggle now, good luck with that.
She is much smarter than anyone thinking pretending to misread or misunderstand something is funny, guaranteed.
Also weird to assume (or pretend to assume) I would want to emulate behavior I understand but think is stupid.
Intentionally communicating poorly is very common in NTs, but I have no interest in it whatsoever.
As another Autistic person... that doesnt excuse you from being an asshole. Its reddit, people make jokes sometimes they're going to rub you the wrong way. If you are an asshole about it youre gonna reap what you sow.
Stop using your disability as an excuse and just apologize. This makes us all look bad.
I dont consider my autism a disability. You must have a different flavor if yours is disabling. Sorry to hear about that. Best of luck catering to the NTs.
oh my good gosh it is not that serious whatsoever
I agree. Very unserious. Also pretty unfunny, imo.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palate
got me giggling, nice one
More important - choking hazard??? I would never let my baby suck on piece of metal.
A lot of people misunderstand what choking hazard means.
Choking hazards are:
The type of jewelry I wore (16g cbr) wouldn't work.
A barbell would be more dangerous because it could become lodged sideways and the threaded ends could cause physical damage to the soft lining.
Why only one tho? Is that a common thing I've only ever seen both done
I dont know how common it is. Of course its possible. I liked it asymmetrical because playing with them both felt different and most men only knew how to play well with one or the other.
Hm thats honestly a good point sounds interesting ngl
I've seen an equal amount of both styles if that helps. I was gonna comment on how common it is then I realized how few pair I've actually seen lmfao
So if you hadn't read that, you would have left it in?
I mean, I specifically looked up whether it was safe and found that it wasn't. It was information that I sought out, rather than something I stumbled across.
If I had done the research and found that it was safe, yeah I might have left it in.
In the end, my kid ended up preferring the previously pierced nipple for nursing. I think its because it had more/bigger holes for the milk to flow out of.
Ha, that's an interesting fun fact! If I may ask, did you go back to using a bar/ring after your kid grew a bit older? the piercing heal/close up?1
No I never put it back in.
Around the time he weaned, we moved to an off-grid spot and I also removed my vertical labret and inverse naval piercings because I didnt want my body to have any extra vulnerabilities.
Now Im back to more traditional housing but haven't tried replacing any of them. I guess I dont really miss them.
Someone's growing up with a fetish
Hot Topic sells baby bottles?
Pierced nipples
in reality this could be an issue for his tooth development. I would ask a dentist maybe 🤔
its a choking hazard.
That was my thought too… seems like a recipe for disaster
In reality this is a joke.
Bs made by a man. My baby mama (and I dare say most women) had to get rid of her nipple rings the moment her breasts start filling with milk. Not to mention the choking and latching hazards presented. If you’re nursing with nipple rings, you’re being irresponsible!
https://preview.redd.it/7iw7u57i3m5g1.jpeg?width=1037&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=664526d91952a4ec2c374566c4dafe3980df08f7
Ironic
r/thedualityofman
Oooh… there’s a Reddit I need to follow. Thank you!
It’s obviously just a bad joke.
What if it's a silly straw tho
Take a deep breath, it ain't that deep lol.
Or, and I know this is a crazy idea..... It's just a fucking joke
Quiet Karen…
Mmm tastes like house keys.
Tastes like strippers. Put a dusting of baby powder on it for the full experience.
Like a mouthful of nickels
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That doesn't sound accurate. Why would they stop working as they should?
Lmao I've got ex girlfriends to send this too.
Got to train them young
That's fucking weird to say, man.
Source of iron for healthy blood
She has a piercing
Choking hazard
My breastfed baby wouldn't take a bottle fullstop. Is it OK that they breastfeed with a piercing in though..?
How old is the son???
That boy is gonna have a type, but i agree with him lol
Candy raver
Extra Iron intake on the diet
Tengo curiosidad, porque algunas mujeres se perforan los pezones?, osea, no es como si alguien fuera a verte las tetas muy seguido amenos que seas una prostituta, digo, los pircings no son decorativos?
Ella misma se mira en el espejo
Aun así no le encuentro sentido
This is rich🤣
Son?……..or step son?
That is unnatural and frankly bullshite. That’s going to mess the baby’s mouth up
That’s gonna be my future kids. I refuse to get these fuckers repierced they were the most painful piercing I’ve gotten and there’s bars specifically designed for breast feeding
no there isnt. the balls can come off, and the bar can slip out. thats a choking hazard. NEVER have kids if you chose a fking piercing over your child choking.
I'd almost guarantee the OC has had the balls from both captive bead and barbell style piercings roll down the shower drain. The dark underbelly of nipple piercings.
Nope. Never had them go down the drain. Only time I’ve ever had a nipple piercing come undone was when I undid it myself. If you get “lockable” internally threaded ones they never come undone
Or you can just get good ones? Have literally never had one come undone even when my boyfriend was suckin on my tit. I’ve had over 30 alt women with their nipple pierced just breast feed their kid with the piercings in and had 0 issues because *there’s ones designed for breast feeding that don’t just come undone like the shitty ones you’re getting from Claire’s” even a doctor I spoke to about them said it’s fine you just gotta monitor. But if you actually have high quality “lockable” jewellery it doesn’t come undone cause that’s the entire fuckin point.
https://preview.redd.it/qipvkkluwn5g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd5e2589ee1a0704f18a18b475bdb383d48de931
“It is typically safe”
https://preview.redd.it/0zmgy6v40o5g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=da015689ea9ea5b30b7b3c9285745e87343fe45c
did you IGNORE literally EVERYTHING else?? piercings are not safe or suitable for breastfeeding. if you pick a piercing over your child, you shouldnt have kids.
Also if you’re so worried about the ball coming off - nipple rings exist too
Please don't mess up an infants developing palate just because u want to be stubborn 😭
Btw
https://preview.redd.it/4qwmbj3lwn5g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bbfa3aae2d40fb9a82a0e880e7f83707d92b0ea
Eww
Aww
Ohh
Ehh
Eww
Ayy
Oiii
Kinda like a WTF but brilliant none less...with a humorous twist. Good job mama for thinking outside the box👍🏾
https://preview.redd.it/3j8i4p3ilk5g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=995a2cf2bcd640333af733fca2c9836bb02e61bf
The joke is about how small children ingest small harmful things regulary
Nope. Just a metal decoration on the mothers real nipple
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