The Crepe Myrtle ate my Christmas lights

We left our Christmas lights on the tree in our front yard for four years and the tree has literally absorbed them as they grew.

12 points DickyReadIt

My comment was removed cuz I can't link a subreddit so take the space away..

r /TreesSuckingOnThings is the correct sub for this

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3 points OriginalBlackberry89

That's a great sub!

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2 points Nice_Bluebird7626

r /treeseatingstuff too!

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7 points Ill-Tea9411

How many years did that take?

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6 points No-Rise4602

You play Christmas music in October or just too lazy to take down the lights?

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7 points NoAnimator3801

Definitely the latter

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2 points jaybirdie26

What is a Crepe Myrtle?

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1 points gingerbeefbadteeth

Now she's a moaning myrtle

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