I looked back at the post history in this sub. 3 in the past 24 hours, another 1 month ago, and another 6 months ago. So it's not the frequency illusion, it's actually being posted more.
I've been remodeling a bathroom in my house... so I've been noticing the various floor tiles. My brain knew subconsciously that these were three different toilets
Many times it's just one person seeing the first post and remembering they took a picture when their toilet broke and uploading it. Or someone sees the post around the time their toilet breaks so they upload their own (when otherwise they wouldn't have thought to upload it).
I'm renting with the agreement I'm in charge of all property maintenance, I already have to replace the wax ring on one, please don't put that bad juju on me 😭
As this is I think the third toilet I’ve seen destroyed in the last day I’m wondering what’s going to happen to my toilet. Currently sitting on it, hopefully it doesn’t break.
my fiance allowing our 2.5 year old daughter to be in house and bathroom with dinosaur egg rock the size of a tennis ball, i told her get ready for toilet to break and it can cut the baby bad
When I was a very grown child I put a firecracker in the toilet and put the lid down. It actually did a lot more damage than you might think! The plumber mentioned my parents weight as a theory about how the crack formed. I never told them but the water hit the ceiling and the lid came down like the toilet was an angry Pixar character
I assume this doesn't have to be said - but please don't attempt to use this toilet. It will shatter and you will bleed to death (exaggeration but my point stands)
And we will forever know December 11th as the day the twin toilets fell. Seriously why are so many toilets breaking today lmao, its the shoes all over again.
Holy shit! What did she eat? I mean, some things don’t agree with me and cause me to “destroy” the toilet, but I’ve never actually blown one up. But cheers to your wife.
I am not saying your wife is heavy, but think about the scale you bought to her for christmas, she probably is a bit sensitive now and that paperweight sounds heavy...
In my second year of university someone attending a party at our rented house dropped an almost full 1 litre Maßkrug of beer clean through the toilet. Punched a hole through both sides of the bowl.
Plumbers strongly dislike anykind of shelving above toilets, things drop and plug them all the time. But I guess it brings them work. Breaking it this badly is certainly epic!
This is like the third "broken toilet" post on this sub in the last couple hours.
Edit: there's now a 4th toilet post today.
I was about to say the same.
I looked back at the post history in this sub. 3 in the past 24 hours, another 1 month ago, and another 6 months ago. So it's not the frequency illusion, it's actually being posted more.
I've been remodeling a bathroom in my house... so I've been noticing the various floor tiles. My brain knew subconsciously that these were three different toilets
”Even a broken toilet is posted thrice a day”
A broken toilet post a day keeps this subreddit alive in a way
Your shitter senses were tingling.
Happens more than I'd like to admit.
It happens to the best of us and if you say otherwise you're only lying to yourself.
Now you're gonna make me subconsciously remember all the floor tiles on every broken toilet post I'm gonna see for the rest of my life.
I hope you're happy buddy.
Many times it's just one person seeing the first post and remembering they took a picture when their toilet broke and uploading it. Or someone sees the post around the time their toilet breaks so they upload their own (when otherwise they wouldn't have thought to upload it).
You get it!
I saw the other two and didn’t want to miss out on all the fun
As Christmas approaches, in home catastrophes increase. At no time can anything about the holidays be easy.
I was was about to say the same
Aftermath of Thanksgiving weight?
Wednesdays are Taco nights in many households
I think you mean Tuesdays? I was under the impression Wednesdays are "Wet wipe Wednesdays" after all the spice from Tuesday 🤔
Big toilet’s scheme is finally coming to fruition. Soon, we’ll all be buying new toilets.
Don't you put that on me, Ricky Bobby!
I'm renting with the agreement I'm in charge of all property maintenance, I already have to replace the wax ring on one, please don't put that bad juju on me 😭
I'm collecting toilets. Lucky for me that Amazon keeps recommending new ones.
Fingers crossed I won't be posting my bidet any time soon.
RIght!? I'm glad I'm no the only one to notice.
Toilets are quickly becoming an endangered species!
It's a dark trend but it's been happening since November.
I actually removed some stupid hanging art thing over my mom's toilet because of all the posts; she was livid until I showed her the posts.
It was like a mirror box with shelves, and she had glass on it, jars of various crap.
It's become a pandemic
Im convinced at least one of them did it on purpose.
Wasn’t me, this one’s a Toto
It's the hot new viral sensation - smashing your toilet for internet points
Wtf ??? Are these toilets made with glass ? I have never had nor seen a toilet break like these in all my long life.
But is it safe to use???? The people need to know
Everyone is breaking them today damn.
I’ve seen 4 since last night.
Maybe his wife is up to no good
Me too lmaooooo
Not just this sub either why is everyone breaking their toilet at the same time
When it shits it pours.
What the fuck is happening?
Can't blame the candle on this one. Apparently it is broken toilet day.
It's always fun watching seventeen different people all have the same misfortune within 24/36 hours.
Th simulation has a broken toilet glitch.
Some might not want to risk it. Wait for patch before using a restroom
porcelain manufacturers are rubbibg their hands together watching this unfold
I mean I know it’s only anecdotal evidence but this new Covid strain has some crazy symptoms
One of the big box stores got their hands on the cursed toilet voodoo doll and they're just relentlessly bashing it with a hammer
Not a candle this time?
lol
Haha, I get that reference!
I think everyone does at this point lol this is the third broken toilet post in the last two days that I'm aware of :')
People like breaking toilets apparently
What’s going on with all these shattered shitters? New algorithm for the bots?
It's a shitty day for Reddit, that's for sure.
Shattered Shitters, band name, called it
Yeah the internet is dead
what did she have to eat?
a candle
A paperweight
Taco bell probably
As this is I think the third toilet I’ve seen destroyed in the last day I’m wondering what’s going to happen to my toilet. Currently sitting on it, hopefully it doesn’t break.
Why so many broken toilets on reddit today?
Why did she take a paperweight into the bathroom?
We don't Kink shame...
https://preview.redd.it/tkk3mwbzkl6g1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&s=4664e36c55abf4224f2c242e630bdd7289fb7ce9
True love is sticking around even after she literally declares war on the plumbing.
Patch this up with ramen and epoxy or resin.
I've heard of people busting out the wax ring, but not a full blow out.
https://preview.redd.it/xvbx3ubssl6g1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fb929a7a9df118475c9c281ecaacfb663a5f243
lotta broken stuff today lol
What is going on lately? Reddit has a ton of posts about destroyed toilets.
I'm thinking it's probably AI pictures of toilets or stolen from the net at this point.
I once asked AI to break something so I could claim it back from a supplier, and the cracks/break looked exactly like this 😅
How is everyone suddenly breaking toilets?!
Wtf is going on, all I see are broken toilets!?
who opens a window while holding a paper weight
The power of Taco Bell compels you.
my fiance allowing our 2.5 year old daughter to be in house and bathroom with dinosaur egg rock the size of a tennis ball, i told her get ready for toilet to break and it can cut the baby bad
and im the bad guy for saying that
A game of battle shits gone wrong?
what are y’all doing to these poor toilets?
What is happening to people's toilets the last couple days?? It's making me nervous for mine
That must have been one helluva fart. She should be proud! 😃
Fucking dangerous, man.
Holy cramoly. How spicy were those wings?
Why have I seen three broken toilets on reddit today. That’s three more than I’ve ever seen on here
She really shouldn't hold it in for so long. It's not healthy. 😉
From now on, I’m calling my 💩”paperweights”
at this point I'm nervous to ever sit on my toilet again. time to start squatting millimeters above the seat.
Okay I think you need to look up the definition of the word blew up lol. Because I was expecting something much better than this
Seems to be a fad now, third one like this
Taco Bell do be like that.
Must’ve eaten to much Taco Bell
Does this quality for the "don't sit on a cracked toilet, it could kill you" advice?
Oh no!😟
Oh wow lol I took the title as meaning something totally different
Stop eating at Taco 🌮 Bell
https://i.redd.it/dzpp85ikkl6g1.gif
With a candle??
https://preview.redd.it/mvhgx39dll6g1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=739b29f240e9e9b8e4d57e7ef39eef510db96126
Shit Happens
I'm at work so I'm not going to search for this but remember the guy who got terrorist charges because he said he was blowing up the toilet?
What is with all the broken toilet posts as of late?
And absolutely painted it
Kinda looks like two-faced Harvey
Man, when the bots latch onto a topic, they really latch on.
Why the fuck is everyone storing heavy shit above the fucking toilet? I'm not gonna feel sorry for these people.
No more Chili for her!
Must have had some heavy cheesecake the night before.
Nuclear shit
is this the same toilet as the candle one?
eta: i mean is it the same make, not the same exact one
eta2: why is there a paperweight in the bathroom, no offense, genuinely curious
Thanks for the ethical life pro tip
✅ No heavy stuff above porcelain throne
All other offenders were promptly removed
TOILETGATE 2025
Holy shit is she ok? That can rip your ass worse than Taco Bell
When I was a very grown child I put a firecracker in the toilet and put the lid down. It actually did a lot more damage than you might think! The plumber mentioned my parents weight as a theory about how the crack formed. I never told them but the water hit the ceiling and the lid came down like the toilet was an angry Pixar character
Maybe i should cancel that Taco Bell order
Don't flush that
That sucks. They had a great sale on those bowls for Black Friday too
Paperweight...new term for a giant shit? Jk, but I do have more questions than anything...
Chipotle for dinner?
toilet bust december happy tbd
That’s one powerful assed wife
Why did you have a paperweight in the bathroom above the toilet in the first place..?
"Dropped a paperweight"
Mhmm. Sure. Here's some whole grain cereal and some prunes.
Why doesn’t your toilet have more buttons?
I assume this doesn't have to be said - but please don't attempt to use this toilet. It will shatter and you will bleed to death (exaggeration but my point stands)
Bad toilet! Bad!
What’s with all the broken toilets on Reddit today?
American toilets seem to be of bad quality generally. They suck shit… wait.. no they fail at that too.
Upgrade to public style toilet.
She drop a bomb?
What do you expect when you eat Taco Bell?
Where the "you're lucky it peirce an artery and you bled out" comments
I'm constantly amazed that most people don't understand what the toilet lid is for.
In this day and age even.
She also left the seat up
I would have blamed the dog.
And we will forever know December 11th as the day the twin toilets fell. Seriously why are so many toilets breaking today lmao, its the shoes all over again.
Thats one hell of a shit
Did she smoke and fart while taking a dump?
Holy shit! What did she eat? I mean, some things don’t agree with me and cause me to “destroy” the toilet, but I’ve never actually blown one up. But cheers to your wife.
I am not saying your wife is heavy, but think about the scale you bought to her for christmas, she probably is a bit sensitive now and that paperweight sounds heavy...
Jeeze! What are you people eating???
People just started breaking toilets for karma
That seems to have been a massive ghost poop.
Sounds like your wife better get that checked out. No diarrhea should be that explosive.
Shattered -Shadoobie
2024: Shoes falling apart
2025: toilets falling apart
What does 2026 bring?
How much taco bell?
Why is everyone suddenly breaking their toilets? This is literally the third or fourth post I’ve seen lol
Maybe she was trying to learn how to "shoot craps"?
I’ve never in my life thought about how much a toilet probably costs until now
Since I’m ignorant, I’m just gonna throw a random guess
Like $1200 ? That seems sufficient for all the tech that goes in a toilet
https://preview.redd.it/chdurj9nvl6g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=2fe1e28f3372452d34d83dd7744875c393e7c5b5
U need this 😌
Broken toilets are so freaking dangerous. It slices you up like Jason after chugging a red bull
This is like the 7th broken toilet I’ve seen in 2 days what’s happening
Good thing she wasn't on it when it broke.
Most toilets are just made of clay that has been heated up (fired).
Be careful broken porcelain is extremely Sharp
This is the third broken toilet in two days. Haven’t seen many of those before. Is this an epidemic or something?
I see you didn’t put the seat down.
Should have taken her seriously when she said she had explosive diarrhea
I opened my phone to see the notification from Reddit saying “My wife blew up the toilet”
Giant BootyWife
Sorry, it must have been that bean I had for dinner!
Cannon balls aren't toys.
This is the third broken toilet post I’ve seen since yesterday. What are y’all doing?!
Taco Bell hatrick!
In my second year of university someone attending a party at our rented house dropped an almost full 1 litre Maßkrug of beer clean through the toilet. Punched a hole through both sides of the bowl.
No biggie, toilets are cheap and usually a diy project.
A lot of broken toilets lately. 😂
https://preview.redd.it/j7mlmfk08m6g1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c032ab6bfd02433593dd1554e04ebfb317febe56
That's a nice toilet. Time for another!
Nothing ramen and glue can fix
??? 😂
Planned obsolescence, things are manufactured so they break or wear quicker causing the consumer to purchase a replacement more frequently.
The good news is toilets are generally easy to replace and you can do it yourself. If you haven’t done it before watch a YouTube.
What kind of toilet is that? Looks very easy to clean
Plumbers strongly dislike anykind of shelving above toilets, things drop and plug them all the time. But I guess it brings them work. Breaking it this badly is certainly epic!
Tf did she eat man?
Winter Chili 🌶️
Ugh ! I want to taste your chili!
Read the title and was like "bro, what'd you feed her?!", then saw the rest
Easy to replace, 100bucks and an hour of work.
What's happening with toilets today
Was it show and tell broken toilets edition today?
Someone did too much taco bell last night...
And you actually believed the bowling ball thing? I'd give it 5 minutes.🥴
looks like a domestic to me
At least this had more details vs the sus candle one.
“Should I replace this toilet?” - literally every other post on the plumbing subreddits.
Flushed a m80 again?
It doesn’t seem too bad, just aim for the left rear.
Reddit needs a broken 🚽🚽 sub. It would be flush with business! Anyone up to the challenge?
3 in 24 hours that I've seen 🚽🚽🚽
It's actually 5 in the past 16 hours