Man tries to run over pedestrian but falls of his bike.

Wife accidentally packed 2 left shoes for work trip.

I waited 6 weeks to talk to a cardiologist for an issue. He ordered a halter monitor and it was applied after making it clear hair had to be shaved for the device to stick. So staff shaved me. I get to pay for this no matter how long it sticks and follow up in 12 weeks.

Friend hit black ice

What you see vs. What you get

My pizza leaked cheese

My wife blew up the toilet

Fresh off the grill

Snowplow driver forgets his bed is raised and runs into bridge

Thank you city workers

Sister Slammed The Lid On My Toilet Bowl… This Is The End Result. SMH.

Ordered a Large Pizza from Domino's Pizza

7 years of shitty luck

I'm currently dealing with a random power outage. I've had 14(!) in the past 2 years. I'm in Texas and only 3 of those were weather related.

Dog broke out of the top window behind our tv, dropped the tv, broke the screen.

Kept slicing the foam tower with surgical precision and then immediately ruined everything

Candle broke through our toilet

Early Christmas Present Stolen

I trusted this stupid noodle draining technology

I worked diligently on an amazing sauce for dinner for the last hour or so - at the very end I added cornstarch to thicken it a little. Only that it wasn't cornstarch, it was baking soda. Science is beautiful but inedible.

SD card with hundreds of dollars of wedding photos cracked

*Sucks to be you!*

The Crepe Myrtle ate my Christmas lights

Worst place, worst time

Not how I wanted to spend my morning…