Why would anyone want Couple toilets??
  • 64 points Dillenger69

    The first two are giving off heavy AI vibes

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    16 points generalgrievous3043

    The 4th one looks like AI to me

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    11 points vincethebigbear

    I think they're all AI.

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    10 points mghtyred

    No. The 2nd to the last one is the "Love Toilet" as featured on SNL.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avb1XbO0EIs

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    2 points Downtown_Ad6279

    Which is fake...

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    3 points MartyMcFlyAsFudge

    I hope they are AI... talk about terrible, terrible toilets.

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  • 16 points jozzyjj

    I don’t think you want to pull at that thread.

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  • 14 points wolfdogafterdark

    cmon man dont kink shame /silly

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  • 12 points Sea-Excitement9239

    So you don't believe in true love? The couple that poops together, stays together.

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    6 points capnlatenight

    I'm a little wierd about making fart noises that others can hear, sometimes I flush as it comes out to try to mask the sound.

    I'd be unable to use this without my partner reassuring me 6 or 7 times that she/he doesn't care if my BMs occasionally make sound.

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    3 points Ionlydateteachers

    Oh honey, you think they don't hear it? They just like you enough to not mention it. Let the farts fly free!

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  • 12 points DickBiter1337

    Hubby and I do 🤷🏻‍♀️ we stayed at a beach condo that had toilets that sort of faced each other but off set (like in pic 3 but further apart) with a pocket door in-between (though we never used it) but we loved it because we could both use the bathroom and still talk to each other. We agreed that when we buy our next house that's a requirement.

    Edit to add: together for 20 years so we're real comfortable with each other

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    6 points popasquatonme

    This is how marriage should be. May you have a long happy marriage 👍

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    4 points CR8VJUC

    Poop alone 😔

    Poop with friends 😊

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  • 14 points joshimo3000

    5 is literally from an SNL fake commercial

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    9 points Suitable-Purchase-52

    Is toilet ✅️

    Is weird ✅️

    Whats the problem here?

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    6 points joshimo3000

    None whatsoever. :) Just thought I might inspire some to find this.

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    1 points Downtown_Ad6279

    Nothing other than the snl skit shouldn't be cited as truth clearly lol

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    2 points lazier_garlic

    5 is the only one that seems viable. You can still chat with your poop buddy but maintain some privacy especially when it's time to wipe. 👍

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    1 points weedtrek

    It's how I would insist on debriefing if I were ever a spy.

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    1 points mghtyred

    The Love Toilet - Available at Bamberger's:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avb1XbO0EIs

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  • 5 points Steiney1

    Classic SNL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avb1XbO0EIs

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  • 3 points _CaptainAmerica__

    Some of these are ai slop, get better material smh my head

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  • 3 points FruitOrchards

    To make sure they ain't cheating obviously, you going toilet ? Shit me too!!

    /s

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    1 points Inuyasha-rules

    What happened to the tosh.o "let me smell your D" way of catching a cheater

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    1 points lazier_garlic

    tosh.0? Don't you mean Riskay?

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    1 points lazier_garlic

    Mormons. God accountability buddy is watching you masturbate.

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  • 3 points andromeda304

    Is that at the White House?

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    3 points Fair_Muscle9232

    Lol!! Yeah. First pic is going in new East wing. 🤣

    https://i.redd.it/dz2v8idny0ag1.gif

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  • 2 points supperfash

    Well a blumpkin is one thing but have you ever had a BJ while you are both emptying yourself?

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  • 2 points Ok_Party2314

    For when El Presidente finds a Doppleganger and can’t stop looking at himself.

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  • 2 points Correct-Chicken-4287

    The high fives.

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  • 2 points Bobbyblaz3d

    Battleshits

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  • 2 points Catgirltest

    ai slop

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  • 1 points Tiny_Candle_7495

    Leaving the bathroom door open is one thing or using the bathroom while your partner is brushing, but nope I would never do this.

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  • 1 points KindaKrayz222

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  • 1 points Zealousideal-Dot2161

    Could you hand me the toilet paper?

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  • 1 points Geno_Warlord

    When you eat the same food. You’re both going to inevitably eat something that punches through your gut and tears through your colon.

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  • 1 points IcyManipulator69

    Conjoined twins…

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  • 1 points last-of-the-mohicans

    5 was an SNL skit. 😂

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  • 1 points Former-Size587

    Coupla toilets fine. Couple? Pass.

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  • 1 points InterestsUnlimtd

    One seat up. One seat down

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  • 1 points InterestsUnlimtd

    One seat up, one seat down, one less argument…

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  • 1 points wasabiplz

    The first picture toilets are sublime‼️ Most worthy of sitting upon the throne‼️

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  • 1 points Hushwater

    Wealthy identical twins 

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  • 1 points Delicious_Gene6600

    What's the middle seat for?

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  • 1 points Bucketofawesomeness

    She bugs me when im in there all the time anyway

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  • 1 points Putrid-Builder-3333

    And the third person waiting has a seat in the middle too! Very nice

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  • 1 points CarbyMcBagel

    Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell have these.

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  • 1 points SituationPlus8467

    This how you know if you’ve met ‘the one’

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  • 1 points strangerwho63

    Cuz why not?

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  • 1 points LyoshaOsgood

    After free Russian mental hospital I'm ready to have diarrhea with people in the same room. My fever dream is to have double toilet for me and my best friend to poop holding hands🙏

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  • 1 points Subarslo

    "Bought my bitch a present hope I don’t spoil it ‘What is it baby?’ Face to face toilets"

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  • 1 points xpietoe42

    the royals toilet?

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  • 1 points Extreme-Seaweed-5427

    The poo loo for two.

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  • 1 points trinathetruth

    I never want to be this close to anyone, ever.

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