Irontoilet
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  • 19 points Rinma96

    Jarvis, switch to ass washing.

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    9 points TastyCartoonist1256

    Tony, Please try to get more fiber in your diet.

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    4 points CheeseandOniontime

    Jarvis, I am not changing my name to Fibre Man. I will only eat a high Iron diet.

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  • 18 points Fluffy-Charge57

    The only thing it can be called is the iron throne

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    6 points Least_or_Greatest1

    Iron man must be on toilet duties as punishment from the rest of the avengers.

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  • 8 points Big_Z_Beeblebrox

    Why doesn't it cast a shadow on the sink directly behind it? And why is there a large doorknob coming out of the tub? And why don't the shoulder guards match? And why is there a second, segmented seat but no lid? And most importantly...

    How do you flush it?

    Darn clankers don't use bathrooms so they don't know how bathrooms work

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    2 points No-Acanthisitta8803

    AI slop. There's waaaay too much AI slop on the internet these days ...

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  • 4 points SirGothamHatt

    Tony Shart

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  • 6 points fatal_fame

    AI slop

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    1 points Seravajan

    Yeah, there is even parts of a normal flush container visible behind it.

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  • 2 points Coin-Meister

    IRONCAN.

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  • 2 points iNeverSausageASalad

    I've always wanted a toilet that can hold me during a difficult shit.

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  • 1 points DataPrestigious3873

    Is it made up of iron

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  • 1 points JonnyV42

    I'm terribly afraid of the bidet settings on this...

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  • 1 points Majestic_Cod_1876

    Tony shart

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  • 1 points Lonewolfdorner

    I want this

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  • 1 points AUSmith55

    S*it on my lap

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  • 1 points prettybutferal

    lol funniest thing I’ve seem

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  • 1 points TruckerChet1973

    Turn and face him while on duty.

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  • 1 points AnyoneCouldBeMe2

    That is just creepy!

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  • 1 points Icy-Opening-3990

    I bet its cold. Always cold.

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  • 1 points Great-Particular-537

    Planning his vengeance he just stares at the swirl.

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  • 1 points No_Squirrel4806

    https://preview.redd.it/fs44gbjjqz9g1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5fded7d1a980c2698e79e547e7febd8a0cb4d2b

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  • 1 points Significant_Total321

    Entering the Skibidi toilet universe ?

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  • 1 points Then_Ad944

    Built for Bono who wants biddy now there there…🤣😂

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  • 1 points crknneckscshingcheks

    Mark 2.

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  • 1 points Miserable_Face_1993

    Getting bummed by Iron Man when you just want a bump

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  • 1 points Forsaken-Badger-9517

    Iron Mode

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  • 1 points congo66

    I sleep in a race car. And I shit in a superhero.

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  • 1 points dagorlad69

    Pray he doesn't have an iron boner

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  • 1 points Admirable-Common-176

    Repulsor bidet must leave you immaculately clean.

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  • 1 points Both-Fill5335

    Hahaha fuck no! The colour red is too aggressive for a bathroom. A bathroom should have colours that calm you

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  • 1 points TechnicalLobster3254

    Imagine having power to your toilet and not having a bidet

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  • 1 points _Beatnick_

    He even looks like he's trying to squeeze one out.

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  • 1 points jsnmrd

    "Sir! Poop depletion at 80%"

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  • 1 points Frankie_Fisher

    MARK 2 incoming...

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  • 1 points Wooden-Mail-4649

    Iron Pan

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  • 1 points Few_Employer402

    "Jarvis, flush the chain"

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  • 1 points Gob_the_Gilder

    I am Iron Can 

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  • 1 points i_warned_yall

    Jarvishit

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  • 1 points First_Copy_3159

    https://preview.redd.it/o5zzszxvk1ag1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e4ba73753827c15614a405558472d4d758cab6e

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  • 1 points Littlepastaboy

    Iron reach around

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  • 1 points ImNotHerePhysically

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  • 1 points Fresh_Breakfast_4206

    Iron Man ❌ Iron Toilet ✅

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  • 1 points Fancy-Licker-66UK

    A Stark reminder for those who cross Captain America!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😎

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  • 1 points Fancy-Licker-66UK

    I spent every Penny I had on this new project!Flushed with success or down the pan, the votes are in.🤔🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😎

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  • 1 points Dry_Cardiologist6758

    Probably just AI but It's still dang funny!

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  • 1 points Seravajan

    This is needed for very hard shits.

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  • 1 points CityAncient901

    Iron Manure ..

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  • 1 points Intrestedwallrus

    Brother that’s not a bidet.

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  • 1 points Professional_Toe_915

    Imagine there's a bidet

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  • 1 points Braille_Sexts

    Does he wipe you?

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  • 1 points Hayden1664

    “Jarvis, enable wipe mode!”

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