Winnie the Pooh is in the files
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  • 3938 points 406mtguy

    https://preview.redd.it/p4v1r603f98g1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c00bc0e89c9610a7fb8c33cc2e43783aa26e09d4

    Fixed it.

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    334 points waru_mono

    https://preview.redd.it/zfc5jegzt98g1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d66eb6e43bd1edfaeb908a50ead73055c641396

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    157 points blankinyurblank

    This one of Trump’s cognitive tests?

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    67 points DrDuGood

    “Aced it!” -Donnie Rump

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    15 points lexiebeef

    Is this Brooklyn beckhams book?

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    837 points jskoggs11365

    Chasing that Hunny Pot

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    483 points MA2_Robinson

    https://preview.redd.it/mfobkutx0a8g1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a78baa197e345060f5028a23c101105871be433b

    Down this rabbit ho’l

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    200 points Some_Ebb_2921

    https://preview.redd.it/aqrjrbxs7c8g1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82821bfa68d55e91d5705e722631b21041a1f369

    Those epstein days really changed him for the worst

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    2 points Pizzledrip

    You meant rabbit hoe?

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    152 points Worried-Maybe3438

    He’s been walking around for years without pants…

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    9 points Count_Orlock92

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    2 points Skai_Override

    https://i.redd.it/22468v2xmu8g1.gif

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    43 points blankinyurblank

    Who is that in the middle?

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    19 points PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

    Xi Jinping

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    7 points VoiceTraditional422

    Your social credit score has been adjusted to -20,000.

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    16 points hbk268

    Who’s that Pokémon

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    10 points Key_Employ_5936

    IT'S PIKACHU!

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    6 points L1NK_03

    It’s Clefairy!

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    30 points FortheloveofRC

    Oh bother

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    11 points Apprehensive-Bit-899

    Sooo funny

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    4 points F_U_Shoresy

    So this is why piglet was always stuttering

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    2 points Available_Leather_10

    Will the real Winnie the Pooh please stand up?

    [if he does stand up, this comment will get deleted to appease certain folks in China, iykwim]

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    3 points 12washingbeard

    Its notably orange with swollen hands. Its definitely trump

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  • 845 points Ok_Chemistry9742

    Motherfucker never wears pants, not surprised!

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    37 points skefmeister

    https://youtube.com/shorts/emGOhOeadiI?si=FDFM7cfGeRoY5x0B

    You wouldn’t either if you’re on this honey 24/7

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    5 points Herr_Poopypants

    I was about to say that homeboy be forever shirt cocking

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  • 993 points s73v3m4nn

    Winnie's a Poohdophile

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    118 points Dusty-munky

    Always running around without pants on

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    66 points Finkleam1978

    That should’ve been the first clue that something was wrong with him. Christopher Robbins parents are negligent.

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    180 points FalcoPhantasmtheGod

    Oh bother

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    174 points NormalSea6495

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    39 points Bituulzman

    I'm laughing so hard at these comments, my stomach hurts.

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    8 points poshjerkins

    Thankfully we can find comedy in the absurdity of everything, otherwise we might actually go insane with how fucked up this all is.

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    10 points Ooupss

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    2 points iWillRe1gn

    Isn't piglet in one of these photos, too?

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    34 points blankinyurblank

    I never trusted this honey thieving son of a bitch.

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    11 points Beginning_Fill206

    Especially the way he is always running around with no pants.

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    3 points geoelectric

    I knew he was up to something when I found out he was living under the name of Sanders

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    28 points wariorld

    Eeyore knows about it but is in too deep. It’s killing him inside.

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    5 points No-Locksmiths

    I would give you a million up votes if I could but unfortunately I can only give you one.

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    4 points JoeyGen93

    Take my upvote and fuck off.

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  • 308 points Dangerous_Sushi_

    Pedo Bear

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    158 points AshuraBaron

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    Cocaine bear is on the case!

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    98 points FalcoPhantasmtheGod

    https://preview.redd.it/g27msg5rf98g1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c1ff1e4c0071abea194a23434f5d241572c209e

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    42 points evilClive21

    woah ... It feels wrong being nostalgic from this image.

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    18 points FalcoPhantasmtheGod

    Aha right? I haven't seen this since high school 2011

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    15 points SecondPantsAccount

    He hasn't seen you since high school, either.

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    22 points blankinyurblank

    That explains why he was always hanging out with Piglet. There are plenty of adult pigs for him to chill with. Why he have to hang out with a juvenile pig?

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    2 points polish_filipino

    He's back?! After all these years the bear returns??

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  • 85 points holden_mcg

    0h, bother!

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  • 88 points GarySe7en

    That's at The Crystal Palace in the Magic Kingdom. That guy around children is scary. It is like seeing an alligator after getting out of the pond.

    Edit add a word

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    14 points panicnarwhal

    right? that’s our fave spot to sit down and eat in MK, kinda gives me the chills

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  • 109 points Ill-Calendar-9108

    Fucking groomer. Poor Christopher Robin.

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  • 240 points APaleontologist

    That's actually Xi Jinping

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    28 points MonkyB00

    Is he in a furry suit or is that just him when he let's it all hang out?

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    45 points dowker1

    https://preview.redd.it/28d5c2a3ob8g1.jpeg?width=619&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5967de15d8843a86d7ad4493c8802106ff80aa21

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    2 points RandomPieceOfToastv2

    Tigger- N- nvm

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    2 points definitively-not

    I feel like he'd have way more social credit if he was chill about being called Pooh or even embracing it. It's a beloved character?? That'd be some positive propaganda right?

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  • 33 points rollmeup77

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  • 30 points MRH8R

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    2 points MyGrayBee8

    underrated comment

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  • 79 points StarbuckWoolf

    Everybody is going to be in the files except one person.

    https://preview.redd.it/qhnjrb5qs98g1.jpeg?width=324&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4432024d558be88488b261453ead4f5bdb7aeb6

    “There were a lot, but we got them all.”

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    29 points BigOlineguy

    Trump is actually in the Pooh costume. It’s his kink or something.

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    10 points FunnyChampion2228

    Probably because he's so shitty

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  • 25 points Miserable-Energy8844

    Operation hunny pot

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  • 19 points EmbarrassedPudding21

    Im more creeper out as to the motive Epstein would have to be at a function with Winnie The Pooh.

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    8 points BurmeciaWillSurvive

    It's at Disney's Magic Kingdom which is alarming enough that he's there

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  • 70 points That-Entrance1829

    This probably explains why Eoar has PTSD.

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    96 points spiritboy12345678910

    You mean Eeyore?? 😭

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    47 points InfamousMilkDisaster

    No it’s EOAR 💀😅😭

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    67 points PrincessImpeachment

    EOAR = Epstein’s Obviously A Rapist

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    4 points InfamousMilkDisaster

    This and your username 😭😂

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    11 points 72skidoo

    It’s Either/or

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    6 points Kaffe-Mumriken

    My god it’s the best spelling

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    2 points CancerSpidey

    Eyesore

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    5 points blueche

    Why did make Eeyore Irish?

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  • 24 points MyBuddyBossk

    Is that at the crystal palace on Main Street USA?

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    11 points alex_c89X

    This is what I came to the comments to find out

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    2 points ScienceSanchez

    100%

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  • 11 points Super_flywhiteguy

    Club 33 should be looked into now.

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    7 points Puzzleheaded-Ad7606

    Everything Disney should have been looked at years ago.

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  • 9 points InsaneGuyReggie

    Well, they do call it a honeypot…

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    3 points Happiness_Assassin

    It's okay, Pooh heard that Epstein was a "CIA honey pot" and fundamentally misunderstood what that meant.

    Oh bother...

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  • 9 points Whiskey_and_Wiretaps

    I knew that pudgy fuck was into some weird shit!

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  • 8 points Papamoon0327

    That fool ain’t ever wearing pants. Doesn’t surprise me

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  • 9 points ReplyMaleficent2535

    Can you imagine what they were doing at Disney? Makes my fucking stomach turn.

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  • 6 points Nkosi868

    He never wears pants around that Christopher Robin boy.

    The signs were there.

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  • 17 points gmryan3010

    It's China's president Xi.

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  • 3 points Queasy_Local_7199

    I always knew he was sus

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  • 4 points racialistism

    thats proof that winnie poo'd on kids

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  • 4 points LuigiMPLS

    He never wears pants. We should have seen it coming...

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  • 3 points PossessedToSkate

    At first glance, I thought that other guy was Gary Sinise and about shit my pants.

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  • 5 points Bluekatz1

    I perfer Donnie the poop.

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  • 4 points Total_Guard2405

    Winnie the poohvert

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  • 3 points Elvis_fangirl

    Real talk Epstein being at Disneyland is really disturbing

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  • 3 points CoastingUphill

    This was the most effective way they could find to cover up all of Donald Trump

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  • 3 points Unique-Square-2351

    Leaving this gem for y'all:
    Dan Soder as Winnie the Pooh

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  • 3 points Far_Chocolate_8828

    Not Pooh!!!!! My childhood is ruined!

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  • 3 points Special_Loan8725

    Oh bother

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  • 3 points kyled001

    https://preview.redd.it/rdsi3vqjdc8g1.png?width=770&format=png&auto=webp&s=1bc50dbfe8b0478fa7ec98764a128dd7eead2ff7

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  • 2 points Major-Librarian1745

    bother

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  • 2 points jkurts91

    No, the files are still stuck in a fence somewhere while a farmer just happens to be there help push it to the other side.

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  • 2 points Subwoolfer

    I knew it!

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  • 2 points helpmeimgay9

    You just really never know who your idol truly is 🥺

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  • 2 points 3atTh3R1ch79

    WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO US!?! There is no hope for this planet if Winnie the Pooh of all people is in the Epstein files.

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  • 2 points MonkyB00

    The origin of porta potty parties! Eeyores paranoia and self loathing are suddenly cast in a new light!

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  • 2 points Imaginary_Sherbet

    Say it like brad pit at the end of seven. "Who's in the bear suit"

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    2 points Barnezhilton

    Grooming young boys

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  • 2 points Deal_These

    Oh bother.

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  • 2 points Mostly_llama

    Mofo never has pants on I’m not surprised by this.

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  • 2 points johngreenink

    https://preview.redd.it/85853juq2a8g1.png?width=814&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d315e01aef3b55536614bce1776a6deb0a2dd73

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  • 2 points Awesomo_Judgementday

    Sad but not surprised.

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  • 2 points No-Indication-266

    Guys don’t worry, it’s just someone dressed as Winnie the Pooh 👍

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  • 2 points Never_Kn0ws_Best

    Holy shit

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  • 2 points Riley__64

    Look at Pooh’s face he’s not even looking into the camera.

    Pooh’s a victim he had no choice

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  • 2 points idahopostman

    Gotta keep the kids entertained when they’re not working.

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  • 2 points LizardMansPyramids

    Holy shit! Holy shit! It's all a lie! It's all one big cover-up! Even Pooh is in on it, OMG!

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  • 2 points AvePicante

    Oh bother

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  • 2 points WhereAb0utsUnkn0wn

    Famously wore no pants and hangs out with children... This tracks

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  • 2 points macchareen

    He has no bothers to give.

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  • 2 points DANleDINOSAUR

    Kim Jong-Un too?

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  • 2 points HighOnPoker

    It’s because of his love of honeypots.

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  • 2 points WindEquivalent4284

    Can anyone confirm where this was taken? Which Disney property ?

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  • 2 points despenser412

    It's probably Trump's way of going incognito.

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  • 2 points penalozahugo

    I KNEW IT DAWG!

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  • 2 points FunnyChampion2228

    Who would have guessed? [HE DOESN'T WEAR PANTS 👖... AND HIS NAME IS LITERALLY POOH...]

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  • 2 points RonMFCadillac

    You mean a dude that wears a shirt and no pants ever, constantly getting caught with his hands all up in a honey pot was seen with Epstein?!?! Color me shocked /s

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  • 2 points thetacosnob

    Aw Pooh

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  • 2 points thecryofthecarrotz

    Those eyebrows say it all

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  • 2 points Superb-Turnover836

    I always knew that Winnie the Pooh was a piece of shit

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  • 2 points mombi

    Weirder: they are probably at Disneyland/world. Why would middle aged men with a taste for children be there.

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  • 2 points DoomedKiblets

    Xi, the leader of China, is involved?! you don’t saaaaay!!

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  • 2 points Interesting-Step-654

    Oh bother

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  • 2 points GroaningBread

    Diddy-the-pooh?

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  • 2 points genericsilverjunkie2

    That ain't Winnie the Pooh that's the leader of China

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  • 2 points radarmy

    Oh bother

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  • 2 points Antique-Echidna-1600

    Epstein went to Disneyland. Yikes

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  • 2 points mrdavidrt

    Never wears pants checks out

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  • 2 points shitchea420

    oh bother

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  • 2 points AvailableJob7617

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  • 2 points Katamoon555

    I KNEW it

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  • 2 points gomen26

    Is that the president of china

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  • 2 points Wolf_Man_82

    Well he has never worn pants, lives alone, and is best friends with a young kid. I mean the signs have always been there. 😂

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  • 2 points veevacious

    We should have known. He hangs out around children with no pants on.

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  • 2 points Secure-Ad5536

    Oooh posting this on a chinese social media would go crazy tho

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  • 2 points ryanmarquor

    Winnie the Poohdophile

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  • 2 points ForeignChest2167

    Did you mean:

    ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️is in the files

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  • 2 points nyclovesme

    ‘Winnie the pedo’

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  • 7 points JSavage37

    Really didn't expect Xi to be in these.

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  • 2 points ophaus

    Send this pic to China!

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  • 2 points Aggressive_Finish798

    Even the leader of China was in on it?

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  • 1 points Canibal-local

    I knew it!!!

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  • 1 points Select-Belt-ou812

    he's the expert on scat

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  • 1 points Ok-Branch-974

    he loves that "honey"

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  • 1 points Ok-Pop-517

    On a serious note, would be interested if Pooh Bear overheard anything.

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  • 1 points Chemical-Chard-8798

    When Pooh was stuck in the hole on the island, it went very differently than in the cartoon.

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  • 1 points Megatea

    Redactor proved to be utterly without a sense of humour else surely they would have slapped a redaction covering the innocent bears face.

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  • 1 points No-Acanthisitta-665

    Fuckin knew it.

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  • 1 points NoRedThat

    Poo

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  • 1 points Fuzzy-Earth-7034

    Poor Pooh. He had no idea

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  • 1 points charliedog1965

    No wonder he never wears pants.

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  • 1 points Dancin_Phish_Daddy

    Stop it. Some guy was just talking about the Winnie the Pooh connection in Eyes Wide Shut and the Shining

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  • 1 points Loserslovereddit

    Look up Dan Soder's dark Winnie the Pooh impressions 😂 They bring holiday joy!

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  • 1 points JawnStaymoose

    Fucking knew it.

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  • 1 points Fredd_Ramone

    I fucking knew it!!! I got stories!!

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  • 1 points Mobile_Aioli_6252

    ... .and Piglet and Roo are not talking

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  • 1 points mrchoops

    The pope is in the files. Give it a rest

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  • 1 points Big-Branch-9901

    Always knew there was something weird with him and Christopher Robin. I'll bet Peter Pan's on there too.

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  • 1 points Early_Cloud_3758

    Piglet is a honey pot

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  • 1 points Finkleam1978

    No not Winnie too!

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  • 1 points The_Arch_Heretic

    Can't have a Honeypot operation without a bear involved eventually.

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  • 1 points TheNotoriousSSD

    you want some honey bro?

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  • 1 points THEBIGHUNGERDC

    Poohdofile!!!

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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  • 1 points impessive_instant

    Well Pooh’s expressions is sus

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  • 1 points Masterofunlocking1

    Cancel everyone

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  • 1 points Minimum-Act6859

    Ahh Pooh !! I would imagine Ronald I next right?

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  • 1 points GoldZealousideal6892

    I fucking knew it.

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  • 1 points BAKEDxCAKE

    I hate how smug he looks.

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  • 1 points Creepy-Caramel7569

    I figured China would have their own version of Epstein Island. Maybe he was doing some corporate espionage.

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  • 1 points Think_Ad_79

    Oh yea, “honey.”

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  • 1 points NanaBanana2011

    Pooh the pedo. Who’d have thought it? 😱🤣

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  • 1 points Littlepastaboy

    Canceled

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  • 1 points Different_Finance_79

    I knew it!

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  • 1 points SoTurnMeIntoATree

    It’s ok, his copyright expired a few years ago

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  • 1 points NeoZ33D

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  • 1 points _WeDontKnowHer_

    https://preview.redd.it/v4k6lefar98g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5abe71972e9fa66daba901cba3b17bd5da06da36

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  • 1 points chocoeatstacos

    Didn't know Trump was into cosplay!

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  • 1 points Fossome_1

    That pantsless perve. Should a known.

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  • 1 points MajorEbb1472

    Awwww, poor poor Christopher Robin

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  • 1 points Mr_Boogeyman77

    Poor piglet...

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  • 1 points Emergency_Fall4639

    I fucking knew it!

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