Soft pretzels served in a jar half filled with melted butter
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  • 216 points reclusive_ent

    Close the lid and shake, then eat.

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    25 points jamiethemime

    Shake it like a Polaroid picture

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    17 points Risquechilli

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    7 points pnmartini

    This is the way.

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  • 135 points PoopTransplant

    That does make it easier to drink the butter when done, smart. 

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    37 points egewh

    Drink the butter

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  • 47 points paging_mrherman

    Sir I’ll bring you a straw just please……. be discreet.

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    34 points bolivar-shagnasty

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    3 points Wallmassage

    lol

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  • 103 points aveell

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  • 35 points An0ddEgg

    I’d be so down for this is if it was cheese or honey. That much butter is insane.

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    14 points CallidoraBlack

    There's even cheese on the plate. Oh my goodness.

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  • 12 points DynamiteWitLaserBeam

    Some would say "half empty".

    Not me though.

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  • 8 points LittleMissPipebomb

    On the one hand, I'd hate to receive this if it was just labelled as "soft pretzel snack" in a cafe or something.

    On the other hand, I would devour this and buy a second.

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  • 7 points Ok-Assistance4133

    Ah hell no

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  • 11 points mirfifu

    Just dump the whole thing on the plate, then the butter will coat all the pieces and you can eat in peace

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    6 points The_Moustache

    close the lid, shake, then dump

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    4 points figmentPez

    If only the restaurant had staff that could do that for you.

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  • 6 points DeadDeadFish

    Destination pretzels

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  • 9 points zirky

    did you ask for one of them new fangled forks?

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  • 4 points Illustrious-Divide95

    Er.... No thanks

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  • 4 points capnlatenight

    It's probably butter flavored oil too because otherwise they'd get soggy.

    That's how movie theater butter is different than melting real butter at home: DIY makes the popcorn wet.

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    2 points zvilikestv

    Use clarified butter at home?

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  • 7 points RealDonDenito

    That much butter is… disgusting. Unless you are French, maybe?

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    3 points CallidoraBlack

    How does being French make a difference? Do French genetics require a higher percentage of butter in your diet for survival? Wait. That's obviously the case. I'm not sure why I asked.

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    0 points RealDonDenito

    Hahahaha :D

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  • 3 points psych0ranger

    Hol' up...

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  • 3 points surreal_goat

    Fuck off.

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  • 2 points Object-Level

    Don't forget your diaper

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  • 1 points NotDaveButToo

    Radical

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    1 points dTrecii

    Tubular even

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  • 1 points Meiren_

    wait… let them cook…

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  • 1 points noblehoax

    I thought these were pepper patty balls from The Chair Company.

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  • 1 points CutiePopIceberg

    Not this time. Cup is way to go

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  • 1 points TheMerchantofPhilly

    $8.99

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  • 1 points saturday_sun4

    Okay, ew,

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  • 1 points professor_doom

    I'm sure the dishie loves washing those jars

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  • 1 points Alan-TheDetroyer

    I'm perfectly happy with this, are you saying you would prefer a plate of melted butter?

    Plate of soup?

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  • -3 points unknownpoltroon

    That mad em throw up in my mouth

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