I have no words. Local "pub".
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  • 135 points ApproachSlowly

    I reiterate: this subreddit needs a "Bloody Stupid" flair.

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  • 128 points Icy_Example_5536

    How food looks when you cook it with a hair dryer.

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    7 points Synlover123

    💀😭 Or a microwave 😕

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  • 278 points Own_Government7654

    nothing in the picture looks appetizing

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    94 points Soggy-Cover2979

    You can sense the freezer burn

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    38 points josherman61791

    I came here to say, not a single item was cooked properly.

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    33 points Chompif

    I partially blame the super white lighting lol

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    39 points TheChrono

    I don’t. It looks terrible and cold by the time it reaches anyone’s hands let alone the customer.

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  • 133 points VeryIntoCardboard

    Gotta love penis in a blanket

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    47 points Double_Dimension9948

    Kind of looks like a cervix

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    13 points N3wW3irdAm3rica

    It looks like both a penis AND a cervix

    Also, the placement with the mural!

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    6 points pomoerotic

    Tomato tomato

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    1 points Synlover123

    Do you mean tomato tomahto, the latter being said in a British accent? 😂

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    1 points Synlover123

    👍 An uncircumcised one, at that! 😂

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  • 237 points ChefPowerful4002

    https://preview.redd.it/bcvbfjpm1e4g1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f45a505be0c99952c421fe0563bef26b55c7853

    I should call them

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    40 points Kudosnotkang

    Wait it’s not ready yet

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    11 points ChefPowerful4002

    Who all three? Ha

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    16 points Kudosnotkang

    I saw them of various stages of not/almost ready

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    19 points JustLetItAllBurn

    r/mildlypenis

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    12 points twistsouth

    There’s nothing mildly about it. This is r/blatantlypenis

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    7 points vicki-st-elmo

    r/wildlypenis

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    1 points Synlover123

    Sadly, this one has been banned, due to not having a moderator. That sucks! 😉 😬

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    5 points ZaharaWiggum

    Oh god there really is a sub for anything

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    10 points Altostratus

    It’s like they skewered it one direction then went whoops, and skewered it the other way.

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  • 76 points Future-Atmosphere-40

    It looks raw

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    79 points sprogger

    Literally every single component looks hugely undercooked.

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    21 points IkidIgoat

    Even the drink somehow

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    3 points Zestyst

    Idk, the bread looks like they bought it from someone who knew how to bake

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    14 points KerouacsGirlfriend

    Those onion rings are a crime

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  • 21 points Anthrodiva

    Very pallid for deep fried foods, like they didn't want to fully commit.

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  • 12 points bootnab

    Just give me a basket on the side. It's madness you'd have to specify this. It's a DRINK. Not a combo platter.

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    2 points curtisscott95

    Hear me out: Bloody Mary as soup with a dipping platter of “garnishes”

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    3 points bootnab

    Sounds like a reasonable half way point. maybe serve it in a stylish wide mouthed soup mug for stability and dunking?

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    1 points Easy_Key5944

    Serve it warm, and maybe stir in a little cream to help it adhere to the dunked items

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  • 9 points Mareep_needs_Sleep

    "A bloody Mary please"

    "Sir your card is declined"

    "But my 12 kids! They're so hungry!"

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  • 7 points _tribecalledquest

    None of that even looks cooked

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  • 6 points bethlabeth

    By the time you eat your way through all that, you’ll need a stiff drink.

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  • 5 points celbruk

    r/BloodyMaryVictims

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  • 3 points RawChickenButt

    Which pub?

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    18 points rayneislame

    Little Britain, Pretoria. That's why I put pub in quotations - it's a South African imitation.

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    1 points Synlover123

    There's a bunch of bars in the US that serve these abominations, too - though from the ones I've seen on different food channels - they all seemed to be better cooked, when required. But then again - it could just be the lighting 🤔

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  • 5 points dominiqlane

    Yum! Cold meat!

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  • 3 points copropnuma

    Where is the side beer?

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  • 3 points Short-Shopping3197

    “Help me faaaather….I’m not finisssshed yet”

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  • 3 points Halloween_Babe90

    Are those onion rings? Whatever they are, they’re obviously supposed to be fried and they don’t look fried enough.

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  • 8 points IonizedRadiation32

    You took a picture and shared it. As far as they're concerned, mission accomplished.

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    19 points rayneislame

    It's from the Google reviews of a restaurant. I've not given them my money for this monstrosity. But they're doing just fine anyway - it's always busy and a nice place overall. This specifically is just a bit ridiculous to me.

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    -13 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    2 points WeWantPlates-ModTeam

    This comment was removed because of incivility or rudeness.

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  • 2 points MuttonDressedAsGoose

    It's so.... Pink

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  • 2 points Lucky_Theory_31

    How am I supposed to drink the drink?

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  • 2 points Terravarious

    This is an old gimmick. The whole point of the Caesar is to pile lunch on top of it. I've seen them piled with enough food for 2ppl, and leftovers.

    You can get all of those items on a plate, with a drink that doesn't taste like a clam fucked a tomato.

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    2 points Synlover123

    a drink that doesn't taste like a clam fucked a tomato.

    👍 This! Best comment I've read all day! I love a little perversity! 😂

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  • 4 points baky92

    Why does it remind me of Mask and Cuban Pete😂

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    3 points Aggravating_Mix8959

    Chicky boom, chick chick chicky boom. 

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  • 2 points Yaughl

    Your typical extravagant Canadian Caesar. That’s all.

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  • 3 points Attaraxxxia

    This doesn’t belong here. The purpose of the hangover Ceasar is to put as much xxxtra shit on it as it can take, then add another spicy bean.

    There was this place in Byward Market that did build your own caesar. I would just take the shot of vodka and then go fill my pint glass with scallops and shrimp from the cold table. Sometimes I wonder if that place is still in business. Barefax down the street probably added a whole extra floor from my three day tax return bender in that neighbourhood lol.

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  • 1 points sneezed_up_my_kidney

    No horseradish? Or pepper?….

    Is it just v8??!!

    This is a crime.

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  • 1 points Traditional_Ad_5859

    Wheres the flames?

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  • 1 points PirelliSuperHard

    https://preview.redd.it/vtsbdwdhjf4g1.png?width=638&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f7cc4f16f148caa3379d4b7f9ef0eb885c6f312

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  • 1 points Object-Level

    Everything looks pale and unappetizing even the drink. If I'm going to enjoy something soo unhealthy it better be perfectly cooked and or prepared 🙅‍♀️

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  • 1 points GoEatACookie

    Eww.

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  • 1 points Existing_Salary_4173

    Pub? This is some mexican botanero bar fuckery right here.

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  • 1 points Futureman16

    Hell. Yes.

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  • 1 points TheS00thSayer

    None of the food on there looks good. Even the onion rings look barely acceptable

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  • 1 points EvolvingEachDay

    Abomination

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  • 1 points Loose-Cream3

    The burger in the middle looks like the krabby patty that killed the health inspector

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  • 1 points gaiatcha

    its all so anaemic fml

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  • 1 points laytonoid

    Uncircumcised chodes on the left

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  • 1 points quantythequant

    If the food was good it might be a little more palatable but this looks god awful all the way around.

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  • 1 points fruvey

    Food looks like it's made fortnightly and the chef isn't scheduled to come in until tomorrow.

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  • 1 points Nrmlgirl777

    Everything looks like peni and vagini

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  • 1 points GrandConfidant

    Eldritch horror: brunch edition

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  • 1 points Key-Bodybuilder-343

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  • 1 points Bud_Cubby

    So does every single bloody qualify for this reddit now

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  • 0 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    1 points WeWantPlates-ModTeam

    This comment was removed because it was about there being plates in sight. WeWantPlates is about showing off unusual or poor presentation of food (or drinks) by restaurants. It is not about pointing out plates that are present in the photo.

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  • -1 points BaltimoreBadger23

    That's a drink. You don't put drinks on plates!

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    9 points rayneislame

    I personally don't put burgers and onion rings and pigs in a blanket on skewers and then stick them in the drink... I'd say that's the main issue here for me.

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  • 0 points tuigger

    How much?

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  • 0 points Crunch-crouton

    Is this AI why is it all the same color

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  • 0 points toot_suite

    What are those mangled uncircumcised cocks on tne left

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  • -3 points surf_rider

    You ordered it though, right?

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