[Konstantin Chaykin 'Venus'] - Finally, a watch that makes eye contact difficult.
  • 1502 points Loop22one

    Goon Phase

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    85 points stulogic

    Fuck, that’s brilliant 😂

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    106 points Millennial_Man

    Absolutely hilarious

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    25 points yuiop300

    Bars

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    25 points _The_Space_Monkey_

    Titillating design

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    17 points Fun_Plankton_7793

    Save some braincells for the rest of us my dude

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    11 points EdgarDrake

    I will be waiting for circle jerk one

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    8 points Super901

    Epic

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    4 points Ambitious_Bread_84

    r/angryupvote

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    3 points thewayfaringstranger

    Peak.

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    2 points AndreiNedu

    🏅

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  • 196 points erishun

    /r/ATBGE

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  • 93 points kvnsydlrsky

    80085

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  • 66 points Synap-6

    “Up here, Michael!”

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    18 points phoenixRisen1989

    “Say goodbye to these! Cause it’s the last time!”

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    12 points LNL_HUTZ

    That’s like the seventh nipple I’ve seen today.

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    8 points phoenixRisen1989

    Can we please have one conversation that’s not about my rack, Michael?

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  • 176 points MyNameIsVigil

    If you didn't already know that this hobby is a sausage fest...

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    -33 points RubyCarlisle

    As a woman, I think this is wildly disrespectful and gross. Literally thought it was an SNL parody. Reminds me of the “birthday card” that Epstein gave Trump. No thanks.

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    12 points Sorry-Joke-4325

    I dunno, my wife said she wants it.

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    7 points CannonAFB_unofficial

    A bit of a stretch but alright…

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    4 points Annual-Advisor-7916

    Would you mind elaborating why you find this specifically offensive compared to other artistic depictions that fall in the NSFW category?

    I mean don't get me wrong, I wouldn't want that watch at all, but I'm curious why this dial is worse than other "art".

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    -18 points MyNameIsVigil

    I had the same horrible thought. It's neither artistic nor humorous, just disgusting.

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    3 points Junior-Relation8417

    Do you mean female breasts are disgusting? Interesting point

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  • 30 points IamTheLiquor199

    Rated for 300ml breast milk

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  • 32 points MindChief

    The line between r/watches and r/watchescirclejerk blurs further every day.

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    -12 points MikiZed

    Because the people on r/watches don't take themselves too seriously, almost everyone seems to acknowledge the absurdity of this hobby. I don't participate very much but I genuinely think it's one of the best subs on Reddit

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    18 points TheMisterTango

    You must be new here, tons of people take themselves way too seriously when it comes to watches.

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    2 points MikiZed

    I can't exactly pinpoint when I joined, like 5ish years ago when I got myself my first watch.

    I mean yes, some people get themselves way too seriously, watches or not (ehy, it's still reddit), but most of my interactions and conversations I see have been surprisingly wholesome. Similarly on the other sub, seems like there are the same kind of people but a couple of beers in sort of thing

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  • 94 points abhbiswas

    I stumbled across this video on social media and I had to share it here because the design is absolutely wild. This is the Konstantin Chaykin 'Venus', which is part of his famous 'Wristmons' (Wrist Monsters) series.

    Usually, these watches feature faces like the Joker, Dracula, or the Minions, where the rotating eyes indicate the hours and minutes. It’s actually a really clever horological mechanism based on a modified movement, and Chaykin is widely respected as a brilliant independent watchmaker.

    That being said, this specific reference takes the 'face' concept in a very... different direction. It’s definitely a conversation starter, though I am not sure it’s a conversation I would want to have with my HR department or my family.

    I love that independent watchmakers take risks that brands like Rolex or Omega never would, but this might be the most 'niche' aesthetic I've seen in a while. Curious to hear what the sub thinks is this high art, or just high absurdity?

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    64 points Automatic-Average159

    If you ever get invited to a diddy party or to a pedo island, this would be the watch to wear

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    35 points Wind_Yer_Neck_In

    The perfect demonstration of 'just because you can, doesn't mean you should'

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    23 points HeftyArgument

    Never seen any ulysse nardins?

    https://www.ulysse-nardin.com/en-au/watches/classico

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/robertanaas/2018/02/01/meet-the-373000-erotic-watch-ulysse-nardins-nsfw-classic-voyeur/

    https://www.ablogtowatch.com/ulysse-nardin-hourstriker-erotica-jarretiere-watch/

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    22 points Aimismyname

    that most terrifying of monsters.. the woman

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    1 points Dark1000

    The Wristmons are terrible and Chaykin is mostly making crap these days. It's a pity, because he's made some absolutely amazing, incredible pieces, but he's milking this series with some of the dumbest looking stuff out there. This watch is so close to breaking out of that malaise, but in the end, it's just a self-indulgent joke for creeps.

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    -13 points BombayWatch

    Yeh ghadi thodi chutiyapa hai

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  • 15 points Bone_Dice_in_Aspic

    Honestly, in the surprisingly long tradition of both extremely cheap and extremely expensive watches with titties on them, this is one of the least raunchy. There are no titty watches in the $150 to $3,000 range. But there are hundreds outside of it. It's pretty abstract which gives it the veneer of artsiness, and watching the nipples move is comical more than anything.

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  • 13 points Imperialist_Canuck

    https://preview.redd.it/nqgqg5y1dc9g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=d8427082b30e1b10d45f817824ca0d30f50970c4

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  • 10 points Minute-Plantain

    Finally, a watch that gets you called into HR on your first day.

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  • 9 points Inner-Sphere-Mech

    https://preview.redd.it/zjfth8yz0a9g1.jpeg?width=530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfa0ac6ae5437d9fc8e525ca963f4c549be15324

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  • 14 points KidneyLand

    What's the jug to jug measurement?

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  • 7 points bardia_afk

    Ok cross eyed boobs made me laugh

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  • 21 points kcexactly

    $20,000 watch using a modified Miyota movement? Looks badass though. The Ulysses Nardin is another cool one.

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    9 points rakesh_85

    Calling the LJP G200 a "modified Miyota" is a big oversimplification. At the very least, replacing the balance cock with an entirely redesigned balance bridge is a major modification.

    I'd definitely be interested if the front of the watch wasn't so gauche.

    https://preview.redd.it/k9a33flsod9g1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d613fbfbff51e01b7b21fa2023c2ac15e6a324bd

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    7 points NudeMoose

    Balance cock, hehe...

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  • 10 points TheFrederalGovt

    Boob Phase

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  • 4 points AdFrequent8866

    The minions one would be fire 🔥

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  • 12 points bpgluckman

    The only legitimate way a man could pull that off without seeming like a total creep is if he's as gay as Paul Lynde in the center square (and I say that as a gay man who strives to live my life like I'm Paul Lynde in the center square).

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    3 points Sausage_Child

    It’s important to have goals.

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    1 points Kitabparast

    They should make a version with pecs instead of breasts for gay men.

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    3 points bpgluckman

    They should make a version with a penis and balls for straight men!

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  • 3 points noctalla

    My brain won't let see them as anything other than goofy-looking eyeballs.

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  • 3 points exwirus

    Thought this was the circlejerk sub

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  • 5 points vrachsurgeon

    This is some elite, LA party, epstein shit.

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  • 6 points ThatIsNotAnAsian

    Honestly I really love this watch

    From a design aspect it is very pretty. I don’t love the tits, but everythin else about it like the texture on the background, the face on the moon, the overall silhouette of the character is great.

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    3 points Free-Championship828

    So why don’t you love the tits?

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  • 5 points lux_oblivium

    This is the most tacky thing I’ve seen in quite some time.

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  • 2 points ImDeepState

    It’s the boob watch! How much is that thing?

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    3 points vigilantesd

    20 000 CHF

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    1 points machine1979

    $20k, probably

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    3 points vigilantesd

    $25K

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  • 2 points Kurriboi

    What in the fuck (where do i buy it)

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  • 2 points ramos1969

    It tells you the exact time you’ll go tits up.

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    1 points lulu_l

    Noon and midnight.

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  • 2 points Illustrious_Back_441

    mmm, titty watch

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  • 2 points SilentHistorian2426

    My girl is asking why do I take this watch in the bath along. How do I tell her?

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  • 2 points djinn_05

    Epstein might buy this, if he was alive

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  • 2 points JojitheFrenchie

    Hot whoreology

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  • 2 points Alimovic

    For women

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  • 2 points Lazy_Designer

    My time is up here!

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  • 3 points drumshrum

    Yknow, 20k Swiss francs is a bit steep... I'll wait for the homage

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  • 2 points Mostly_llama

    Looks like my Ex’s boob job always at 10 and 2.

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  • 2 points MrLivefromthe215

    Was this made for Kash Patel?

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    2 points Sausage_Child

    Now I want a Kash Patel watch.

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  • 2 points TheMisterTango

    I’m glad watches like this exist, I always love when watches come out that just totally give the finger to the stuffy and snooty pretentious attitude that often surrounds watches. Sometimes I think people need to be reminded that none of this matters or is important.

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  • 2 points Zestyclose-Engine320

    Horrible horrible watch good god

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  • 2 points RefreshmentsAndNarcs

    This can’t be fucking real…see you on the other sub!

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  • 1 points Slight-Table875

    😆🤣

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  • 1 points pechugasmcgee

    Man!

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  • 1 points Budilicious3

    The movement looks like a Tag Heuer Glassbox.

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  • 1 points OhMamaWembanyana

    Tit-tock

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  • 1 points brosidenkingofbros

    That watch is tits

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  • 1 points Nayeem83

    Brings new meaning to watch circle jerk

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  • 1 points MezcalFlame

    Ah yes, the Ole Crooked Tits...

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  • 1 points tsenohebot

    Eh who put tits on a watch ?

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  • 1 points Tobias---Funke

    That’s about as useful as tits on a watch!

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  • 1 points Constant_Air9693

    Are the D cups enough to fit a 7.5 inch wrist?

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  • 1 points neegs

    Dem be tities

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  • 1 points busterkeatonrules

    Still less cringe than the minion one.

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  • 1 points Sausage_Child

    Time… to fap.

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  • 1 points _DeepSignal

    I accidentally sent this to my female coworker instead of my girlfriend. Welp

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  • 1 points Nashvilledixie

    I like this pattern on the dial, it really makes me want to walk through the desert

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  • 1 points screamer_

    bobs

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  • 1 points questionable_things

    Finally a watch I can wear to fashion shows, strip clubs, and Epstein’s Island 

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  • 1 points Leather-Ostrich7122

    Is this for Watches and Wiggles?

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Watch tits!

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  • 1 points dripcincy

    That thing is staring straight through my soul!

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  • 1 points New-Priority8409

    I'm guessing marketing were going with the theory, "Well every man loves boobs soooo."

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  • 1 points Mysterious-Coconut24

    Vodka and watchmaking is a hell of a combo 🤢

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  • 1 points Aleswellthatendsale

    Absolutely dreadful. Genuinely pathetic.

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    1 points Dark1000

    With you on that. It's just sad.

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  • 1 points Certified-T-Rex

    The finest of whoreology

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  • 1 points sunflower--princess

    Didn’t Jeffrey Epstein have this same watch…

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  • 1 points efrav

    Annoying fucking music

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  • 0 points usman3049

    Interesting brand, but this watch ain't it 😂😂😂

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  • -1 points Hendawgydawg

    ad

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  • 0 points Brot_Jetson

    Very limited, expensive watch. Check out the stargazer watch, crazy watchmaker!

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  • 0 points BananaFartman_69

    https://preview.redd.it/7fzmpcenia9g1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54717a124e31167d6bd7423d11c877a1c5c52117

    First, my love for watches; second, boobs.

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  • -1 points adaptivesphincter

    Id honestly end up busting a fat one whenever it aligns 

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