As a woman, I think this is wildly disrespectful and gross. Literally thought it was an SNL parody. Reminds me of the “birthday card” that Epstein gave Trump. No thanks.
Because the people on r/watches don't take themselves too seriously, almost everyone seems to acknowledge the absurdity of this hobby. I don't participate very much but I genuinely think it's one of the best subs on Reddit
I can't exactly pinpoint when I joined, like 5ish years ago when I got myself my first watch.
I mean yes, some people get themselves way too seriously, watches or not (ehy, it's still reddit), but most of my interactions and conversations I see have been surprisingly wholesome. Similarly on the other sub, seems like there are the same kind of people but a couple of beers in sort of thing
I stumbled across this video on social media and I had to share it here because the design is absolutely wild. This is the Konstantin Chaykin 'Venus', which is part of his famous 'Wristmons' (Wrist Monsters) series.
Usually, these watches feature faces like the Joker, Dracula, or the Minions, where the rotating eyes indicate the hours and minutes. It’s actually a really clever horological mechanism based on a modified movement, and Chaykin is widely respected as a brilliant independent watchmaker.
That being said, this specific reference takes the 'face' concept in a very... different direction. It’s definitely a conversation starter, though I am not sure it’s a conversation I would want to have with my HR department or my family.
I love that independent watchmakers take risks that brands like Rolex or Omega never would, but this might be the most 'niche' aesthetic I've seen in a while. Curious to hear what the sub thinks is this high art, or just high absurdity?
The Wristmons are terrible and Chaykin is mostly making crap these days. It's a pity, because he's made some absolutely amazing, incredible pieces, but he's milking this series with some of the dumbest looking stuff out there. This watch is so close to breaking out of that malaise, but in the end, it's just a self-indulgent joke for creeps.
Honestly, in the surprisingly long tradition of both extremely cheap and extremely expensive watches with titties on them, this is one of the least raunchy. There are no titty watches in the $150 to $3,000 range. But there are hundreds outside of it. It's pretty abstract which gives it the veneer of artsiness, and watching the nipples move is comical more than anything.
Calling the LJP G200 a "modified Miyota" is a big oversimplification. At the very least, replacing the balance cock with an entirely redesigned balance bridge is a major modification.
I'd definitely be interested if the front of the watch wasn't so gauche.
The only legitimate way a man could pull that off without seeming like a total creep is if he's as gay as Paul Lynde in the center square (and I say that as a gay man who strives to live my life like I'm Paul Lynde in the center square).
From a design aspect it is very pretty. I don’t love the tits, but everythin else about it like the texture on the background, the face on the moon, the overall silhouette of the character is great.
I’m glad watches like this exist, I always love when watches come out that just totally give the finger to the stuffy and snooty pretentious attitude that often surrounds watches. Sometimes I think people need to be reminded that none of this matters or is important.
Goon Phase
Fuck, that’s brilliant 😂
Absolutely hilarious
Bars
Titillating design
Save some braincells for the rest of us my dude
I will be waiting for circle jerk one
Epic
r/angryupvote
Peak.
🏅
/r/ATBGE
80085
“Up here, Michael!”
“Say goodbye to these! Cause it’s the last time!”
That’s like the seventh nipple I’ve seen today.
Can we please have one conversation that’s not about my rack, Michael?
If you didn't already know that this hobby is a sausage fest...
As a woman, I think this is wildly disrespectful and gross. Literally thought it was an SNL parody. Reminds me of the “birthday card” that Epstein gave Trump. No thanks.
I dunno, my wife said she wants it.
A bit of a stretch but alright…
Would you mind elaborating why you find this specifically offensive compared to other artistic depictions that fall in the NSFW category?
I mean don't get me wrong, I wouldn't want that watch at all, but I'm curious why this dial is worse than other "art".
I had the same horrible thought. It's neither artistic nor humorous, just disgusting.
Do you mean female breasts are disgusting? Interesting point
Rated for 300ml breast milk
The line between r/watches and r/watchescirclejerk blurs further every day.
Because the people on r/watches don't take themselves too seriously, almost everyone seems to acknowledge the absurdity of this hobby. I don't participate very much but I genuinely think it's one of the best subs on Reddit
You must be new here, tons of people take themselves way too seriously when it comes to watches.
I can't exactly pinpoint when I joined, like 5ish years ago when I got myself my first watch.
I mean yes, some people get themselves way too seriously, watches or not (ehy, it's still reddit), but most of my interactions and conversations I see have been surprisingly wholesome. Similarly on the other sub, seems like there are the same kind of people but a couple of beers in sort of thing
I stumbled across this video on social media and I had to share it here because the design is absolutely wild. This is the Konstantin Chaykin 'Venus', which is part of his famous 'Wristmons' (Wrist Monsters) series.
Usually, these watches feature faces like the Joker, Dracula, or the Minions, where the rotating eyes indicate the hours and minutes. It’s actually a really clever horological mechanism based on a modified movement, and Chaykin is widely respected as a brilliant independent watchmaker.
That being said, this specific reference takes the 'face' concept in a very... different direction. It’s definitely a conversation starter, though I am not sure it’s a conversation I would want to have with my HR department or my family.
I love that independent watchmakers take risks that brands like Rolex or Omega never would, but this might be the most 'niche' aesthetic I've seen in a while. Curious to hear what the sub thinks is this high art, or just high absurdity?
If you ever get invited to a diddy party or to a pedo island, this would be the watch to wear
The perfect demonstration of 'just because you can, doesn't mean you should'
Never seen any ulysse nardins?
https://www.ulysse-nardin.com/en-au/watches/classico
https://www.forbes.com/sites/robertanaas/2018/02/01/meet-the-373000-erotic-watch-ulysse-nardins-nsfw-classic-voyeur/
https://www.ablogtowatch.com/ulysse-nardin-hourstriker-erotica-jarretiere-watch/
that most terrifying of monsters.. the woman
The Wristmons are terrible and Chaykin is mostly making crap these days. It's a pity, because he's made some absolutely amazing, incredible pieces, but he's milking this series with some of the dumbest looking stuff out there. This watch is so close to breaking out of that malaise, but in the end, it's just a self-indulgent joke for creeps.
Yeh ghadi thodi chutiyapa hai
Honestly, in the surprisingly long tradition of both extremely cheap and extremely expensive watches with titties on them, this is one of the least raunchy. There are no titty watches in the $150 to $3,000 range. But there are hundreds outside of it. It's pretty abstract which gives it the veneer of artsiness, and watching the nipples move is comical more than anything.
https://preview.redd.it/nqgqg5y1dc9g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=d8427082b30e1b10d45f817824ca0d30f50970c4
Finally, a watch that gets you called into HR on your first day.
https://preview.redd.it/zjfth8yz0a9g1.jpeg?width=530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfa0ac6ae5437d9fc8e525ca963f4c549be15324
What's the jug to jug measurement?
Ok cross eyed boobs made me laugh
$20,000 watch using a modified Miyota movement? Looks badass though. The Ulysses Nardin is another cool one.
Calling the LJP G200 a "modified Miyota" is a big oversimplification. At the very least, replacing the balance cock with an entirely redesigned balance bridge is a major modification.
I'd definitely be interested if the front of the watch wasn't so gauche.
https://preview.redd.it/k9a33flsod9g1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d613fbfbff51e01b7b21fa2023c2ac15e6a324bd
Balance cock, hehe...
Boob Phase
The minions one would be fire 🔥
The only legitimate way a man could pull that off without seeming like a total creep is if he's as gay as Paul Lynde in the center square (and I say that as a gay man who strives to live my life like I'm Paul Lynde in the center square).
It’s important to have goals.
They should make a version with pecs instead of breasts for gay men.
They should make a version with a penis and balls for straight men!
My brain won't let see them as anything other than goofy-looking eyeballs.
Thought this was the circlejerk sub
This is some elite, LA party, epstein shit.
Honestly I really love this watch
From a design aspect it is very pretty. I don’t love the tits, but everythin else about it like the texture on the background, the face on the moon, the overall silhouette of the character is great.
So why don’t you love the tits?
This is the most tacky thing I’ve seen in quite some time.
It’s the boob watch! How much is that thing?
20 000 CHF
$20k, probably
$25K
What in the fuck (where do i buy it)
It tells you the exact time you’ll go tits up.
Noon and midnight.
mmm, titty watch
My girl is asking why do I take this watch in the bath along. How do I tell her?
Epstein might buy this, if he was alive
Hot whoreology
For women
My time is up here!
Yknow, 20k Swiss francs is a bit steep... I'll wait for the homage
Looks like my Ex’s boob job always at 10 and 2.
Was this made for Kash Patel?
Now I want a Kash Patel watch.
I’m glad watches like this exist, I always love when watches come out that just totally give the finger to the stuffy and snooty pretentious attitude that often surrounds watches. Sometimes I think people need to be reminded that none of this matters or is important.
Horrible horrible watch good god
This can’t be fucking real…see you on the other sub!
😆🤣
Man!
The movement looks like a Tag Heuer Glassbox.
Tit-tock
That watch is tits
Brings new meaning to watch circle jerk
Ah yes, the Ole Crooked Tits...
Eh who put tits on a watch ?
That’s about as useful as tits on a watch!
Are the D cups enough to fit a 7.5 inch wrist?
Dem be tities
Still less cringe than the minion one.
Time… to fap.
I accidentally sent this to my female coworker instead of my girlfriend. Welp
I like this pattern on the dial, it really makes me want to walk through the desert
bobs
Finally a watch I can wear to fashion shows, strip clubs, and Epstein’s Island
Is this for Watches and Wiggles?
Watch tits!
That thing is staring straight through my soul!
I'm guessing marketing were going with the theory, "Well every man loves boobs soooo."
Vodka and watchmaking is a hell of a combo 🤢
Absolutely dreadful. Genuinely pathetic.
With you on that. It's just sad.
The finest of whoreology
Didn’t Jeffrey Epstein have this same watch…
Annoying fucking music
Interesting brand, but this watch ain't it 😂😂😂
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Very limited, expensive watch. Check out the stargazer watch, crazy watchmaker!
https://preview.redd.it/7fzmpcenia9g1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54717a124e31167d6bd7423d11c877a1c5c52117
First, my love for watches; second, boobs.
Id honestly end up busting a fat one whenever it aligns