She just wanted a burger
  • 3 points LordChilly123

    I wouldn't want that bullshit either. I'd rather go hungry honestly because who wants all that damn cheese?

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  • 10 points durenatu

    From where I come, people would probably call the girl difficult, too sensible and ingrate. I understand her feeling, she was probably up for something more in terms of her age, like any cheap junk food brand like mcdonalds

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    7 points Abyssal_Groot

    I mean, the point of a burger is that you can eat it with your hands and on the other hand those fries look the absolute worst.

    It's simply depressing food.

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  • 4 points RandomUser1052

    Give me a fork and a knife. I'm going in. 

    I woulda loved this as a kid 😂 

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  • 17 points ThePugnax

    DISGUSTANG!!

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  • 20 points Mysterious_Dish4586

    Gross haha I felt her disgust and disappointment

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  • 1 points RFTRB

    u/RecognizeSong and u/auddbot

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    1 points unofficial_user

    Piero Piccioni - Arizona Dreaming

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    1 points RecognizeSong

    Sorry, I couldn't get any audio from the link

    I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue

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  • 18 points Dialed_Digs

    What is up with this trend of ruining food by pouring a ton of other food on top of it?

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  • 21 points acadiascreech

    They also didn't cook her fries.

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    1 points goatfuckersupreme

    the less popular cousin of the French Fry: the British Boil

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    5 points oldsteaksauce

    Yes !

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  • 1 points SftubeXZ

    Why does she flinch

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  • 5 points RCTD-261

    i can feel her emotion

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  • 4 points jnewnews

    Money ruins everything

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    1 points Many-Strength4949

    That’s cheese

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    1 points durenatu

    Cheese ruins everything?

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    1 points Many-Strength4949

    Now you get it

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    1 points durenatu

    :(

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    1 points Many-Strength4949

    You’ll grow up one day

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    1 points durenatu

    I hope I grow more than one day

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    1 points Many-Strength4949

    I can only see you tomorrow. Hit me up tomorrow and maybe I can see the day after that.

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    1 points durenatu

    Thank you Doctor, I'll write the appointment up

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    5 points Houtaku

    Money, cheese, flash, dinero, whatever.

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    2 points jnewnews

    That’s what I said

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  • 26 points BakuMothrEfinKatsuki

    This on top of the unseasoned, under cooked, mushy looking fries

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  • 20 points Lordapsy

    she went through schock, disappointment, disgust and dullness😂😂

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    7 points PoopingDogEyeContact

    She did flash through all the stages of grief

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  • 24 points SickLikeCaptainKirk

    The hamburglar called and he said you can keep it.

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  • 22 points budlight2k

    I've been there, same reaction. I thought it ordered a regular burger, it said nothing about that on the menu, In addition it tasted shit too.

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    3 points OriginalToIgnition

    I don’t care how hungry I am, I’d just get up and leave at that point

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  • 31 points Sansui70

    whoever made this up should be slapped.

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    1 points pezchef

    wait there's more! I work in R&D and do a lot of menu, recipe and application work. There are a few corporations that are looking to do this concept on a multitude of different dishes from breakfast (think stack of pancakes, through dinner (like burgers and other sandwiches) to desserts (like the og garbage cake with all the glazed and sprinkles and just blehs)

    it would be a bummer if they don't move forward, cuz no matter my opinion of a product I make, lost business opportunity =no profit., but it's already semi over as far as virality/fade goes and idk anybody that would want that. it's a gimmicky salt bae-esque thing, aka high cost, short lived.

    I guess this is a long winded way to say.... you might have more heads to slap in 2026. 🤣💀

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  • 45 points BelgianDudeInDenmark

    The fk how you supposed to eat that

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    8 points craftygamin

    Utensils

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    1 points pezchef

    like my classy dame of a grandma used to do.

    Betsy doednt eat with her fingers, nor should any proper lady ~ Betsy W

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    15 points Greeouse

    Two handed and committed. No drink break

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  • 25 points groovygranny71

    That “meal” probably cost more then my rent

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    3 points Dialed_Digs

    All so someone could pour some basic ass cheddar all over it.

    Wealth makes no sense.

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  • 39 points NN8G

    And don’t forget the most anemic fries ever. They’re still frozen

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  • 21 points Dapper-Ad8896

    I can get a better burger and fries from the family owned place down the street for like $7

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    7 points Impressive_Echidna63

    They probably put more love and thought into their service too.

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    3 points backjox

    That's a steal. Mine are around 10€

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    2 points Curious-Resort4743

    That's a steal. Mine around £50

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    3 points Far-Government5469

    Where do you live, on the corner of Mayfair and Park Lane?

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  • 21 points Ok_Relationship_705

    I think this is what people mean when they say you have

    "Stupid money"

    Because you don't care about paying to have shit ruined. You can just... Be stupid

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  • 8 points intrusive_thoughts_1

    How tf you supposed to eat it without getting it literally all over their nice tablecloths and floor

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    2 points Dialed_Digs

    That's the problem of the proles serving it to you, I guess.

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    5 points Ok_Relationship_705

    Knife and fork. Very, very, small bites

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  • 8 points EveningStar_Kat

    Welp... I hope the drink is good

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  • 3 points GlacnerTheMighty

    when you have lots of (something), and you only want a burger, not expierenced culinary?

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    3 points ViolettBellerose734

    "When you're very hungry and you only wanted a burger, not a culinary experience."

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    1 points GlacnerTheMighty

    Thanks

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    1 points GlacnerTheMighty

    *cuisine

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  • 7 points mblguy76

    Should have done that to the fries, not the burger.

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    1 points Curious-Resort4743

    You want sloppy fries

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    8 points Ok_Relationship_705

    Cheese fries yum, 🤤

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  • 13 points Due_Estimate_7754

    Way too much cheese wtf

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  • 14 points EcstaticCrab2795

    The audacity to sprinkle salt on cheese that would give you gestational problems is maddening. Fuck that restaurant.

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  • 42 points Powerhiv3

    Her face is basically saying “unnecessary”

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    6 points Curious-Resort4743

    The face of disappointment

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    9 points UntitledImage

    And also “gross!”

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    7 points mehheff

    This was definitely for the parents more than her.

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    5 points Fantastic-Van-Man

    It was definitely one of those"Why? WHY? ..JFC WHHHYYYY!!"

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    8 points GandolphTheLundgrey

    If r/StupidFood were a person...

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  • 47 points UntitledImage

    Those fries look underdone AF too

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    7 points mehheff

    Cheap poorly made fries for that fancy mess they call a burger.

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    3 points IndirectSarcasm

    tbf; 99% of fries are cheap; it's just no human soul judging that they've been goldened to perfection

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    3 points UntitledImage

    I know! Like this is a thing lately where they drench the burger in some god forsaken cheese sauce. I absolutely hate it and man this particular specimen is offensive.

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    3 points BigJLov3

    Criminally. Someone needs to laminate and post a color photo above the fryer.

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    2 points AreYouBeingTruthful

    You jest, but in my experience, this has always been the most effective way to communicate desired doneness.

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    4 points BigJLov3

    Perhaps, but "darker than starch white" has to be a reasonable start.

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  • 14 points mehheff

    I know. Let’s make eating a burger messier

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    5 points AwDuck

    Kid's probably been chided every time she's made a mess eating, and now she's presented a meal that there's no way to eat* without making a mess.

    *yes, you could fork-and-knife it, but lets be serious here. This is a hamburger.

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    1 points Jive-Turkeys

    Orrrrrr: "Kid wants burger; doesn't get burger."

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    1 points AwDuck

    Or any number of things, yes.

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  • 20 points Realistic-Buy4975

    I'd be pissed too

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  • 14 points Justanotherattempd

    Gotta be the trashiest parents to take somebody to this place and think you’re so fancy that it needs to be recorded (side note: recording something classy is the fastest way to ruin the class)

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    5 points Designohmatic

    This is classy to you?

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    5 points but-I-play-one-on-TV

    Wait wait you're the Michelin starred restaurants DONT drench their burgers in a bucket of melted cheese?

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    4 points Justanotherattempd

    No. That’s why I called the parents trashy.

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  • 17 points Senior-Foot-5316

    Some chefs become mentally deranged after they work for many years.

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    1 points Ok_Worth_5827

    U summed up "the bear"

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    2 points mehheff

    They will call it art, but we all know what is really going on.

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    6 points jahfighter

    all that cocaine really gets to ya

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    1 points MostDopeBlackGuy

    It's mostly the heat it melts their brains the cocaine is actually helping

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  • 9 points Mediocre-Telephone74

    Get the kid some chili cheese fries stat!

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    1 points MrWhoMrNobody

    Chilli cheesecake for desert!

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    1 points UntitledImage

    Is that a thing??? Because, where???

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  • 8 points LadyRose505

    Aww that poor precious girl! I thought they were gonna soak the fries too!

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    4 points mehheff

    Probably would have helped the fries more than the sandwich

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  • 1 points Dustin42o

    Dad im vegan...

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    1 points EveningStar_Kat

    🤣

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  • 19 points Deliriousious

    “Wow I am looking forward to eating thi-“

    pours melted cheese all over it

    “… what the fuck?… how am I supposed to eat this now?”

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  • 25 points ismness420

    Lmao her face when he unveiled that disaster, me too kid, me too!

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  • 14 points zacmaster78

    I would’ve asked to at least take the top bun off first

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  • 16 points Fresh_Dog4602

    the only correct reaction to this bullshit.

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  • 29 points Chris_Bs_Knees

    Man I never understood the appeal of those burgers. Oh you want to make it 10x harder to eat, completely fuck up the meat to cheese ratio, make the bun a soggy mess, and make something the kitchen staff will hate cleaning up all for what? An aesthetic reveal that looks like a minion orgy? Nonsense that exists solely for social media and this poor girl knows it

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    1 points UntitledImage

    Yeah this. Exactly. It’s the meat to cheese ratio, and damn who wants to eat bread mush with their burger?? But I guess that bun was looking discount priced supermarket anyway- best hide it 😂

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    1 points koolaidman486

    I've seen smothered burgers before, but they didn't have buns, nor really any vegetables. Was a green chili smothered burger that was actually really good, if still really obnoxious to eat.

    You can do it right, just can't be with shitty fake nacho cheese.

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  • 27 points downtownfreddybrown

    I'm a 40 year old man and truly understand what the little girl is feeling lol, how are you supposed to eat that

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    -3 points T-RexInAnF-14

    My first attempt would be with a knife and fork, but I'll go at it with my hands if I have to, because it looks amazing.

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    4 points PirelliSuperHard

    No. Incorrect. You send this shit back.

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    1 points Iamdarb

    As someone bearded, I just would never. Like, cleaning this kind of mess out of your beard in a public establishment is just an endeavor.

    If I was at home, I might try this monstrosity, but never in public.

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    13 points EbbyRed

    How could this look amazing? Theres nothing to even see but shitty nacho cheese.  Just go to a middle school basketball game and bring your own cup.

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    5 points quite_shleepy

    you…you think this looks amazing? are you serious?

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    3 points RadioFree_Rod

    Some people just GOTTA be different. Even if it makes no actual sense, the need to be contrarian is just too strong.

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    2 points Bad_Commit_46_pres

    there MUST be people who would pay for this considering it is spread so widely... sadly...

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    3 points Armin75

    You will burn yourself since the cheese is hot. Source: me 😭

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  • 15 points CreatureFromTheCold

    She is all of us

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    10 points Granturismoboi

    Even I got mad.

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  • 9 points Korimthos

    r/stupidfood

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  • 8 points Jorandy4172

    Poor little girl 🙁

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    4 points NiceUD

    I love her because my attitude would be the same.

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  • -9 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    9 points ea88_alwaysdiscin

    No, this is where you're wrong brother. That's a smothered burger. Welcome to reality

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    4 points NonItalianStallion0

    No, that's a burger... hamburg steak doesn't come with a bun...

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    4 points NiceUD

    But you could see a bun for a moment.

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  • -24 points Extreme702

    🍔 Live a little. If you love life and want to live ⬆️ this comment.

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    3 points Old_Cod2351

    Don't threaten me with a good time.

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    3 points Alibium01

    Go back to commenting shit like “early birds (<24 hours) 👇” on youtube comments

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    2 points RepresentativeOk2433

    Anyone still here in current year?

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    1 points FriendOfDirutti

    First!

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    1 points Zelda57

    only goats know 💀💀💀💀💀punchline was crazy tho fr 67

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  • 11 points I_TheJester_I

    Thats exactly me when i see bs like those burgers online.

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  • 15 points Michellenorman28

    Ok I’m finding this way too funny 😂😂😂

    That shit was straight slop 😂😂😂😂

    Ahhh I felt her looks in my soul. 😂😂😂😂

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  • 31 points Lord_Bobbymort

    And the worst french fries I've seen in my life.

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    1 points IndirectBarracuda

    I think those were boiled potato sticks not french fries

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    10 points [deleted]

    Oh God.... where's the effing color?! Those look like they're still frozen.

    My ancestors didn't run away from Ireland and the British rule to see this happen to our staple food (stolen from the new world, because unlike the Italians, WE admit were our "culture" comes from.

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  • 19 points ExpertCalm7029

    Shoulda just put the cheese on the fries.

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    11 points cra3ig

    That's not quite enough to rescue those uncooked/unseasoned albinos.

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    7 points TheRoguishBard

    I'm like, wtf, are they still frozen? 😂

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  • 10 points treesnfire

    Gourmet burgers try way to hard and the miss the point of a burger. One big issue is the over the top shit like this cheese and don’t tell me you need a knife fork for this burger- that’s not a burger at that point - just give her some in and out call it a day

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    1 points Fresh_Dog4602

    this is not a gourmet burger though. this is just fastfood slop being made more slop because of too much shitty, cheap cheese

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    6 points ShitThroughAGoose

    This is how The Menu happens.

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  • 2 points Beneficial_Collar_38

    🤣🤣

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  • 14 points Xero_Xay

    I will never understand the burger drenched in too much fucking cheese hype. Poor little girl.

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  • 12 points Prior-Assumption-245

    And you know that dumb shit is probably close to $100

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    2 points mehheff

    Just added to my list of things that bother me about this idea. You’re so right about the mark up!

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  • 1 points Extreme702

    carajillomx.com

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    1 points sankoni

    It's not a Cheeseburger. It's a Cheese Burger.

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  • 22 points AdDisastrous6738

    I’d cry too.

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  • 29 points sn0c0ne_d1sast3r

    Dude, just cook the fries a lil longer and put the cheese on them. Don’t do this ever again, I beg of you.

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    3 points A_Coin_Toss_Friendo

    Damn, now I want some cheese fries.

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  • 19 points MacDaddy7249

    She must have ordered it with “extra” cheese 😂

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    3 points ayetipee

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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  • 47 points Soggy_Abbreviations5

    Omg who tf doesn't know their kid well enough to know that they wouldn't enjoy this?? That look on her poor little face 😢.. I hope they ordered her a new burger with regular cheese. 😐😐

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    5 points toughNoob

    I bet they told her to stop whining and just eat it..... 😠 😡 😤

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    12 points chrisk9

    I'm with the kid. Stop pouring cheese product on burgers!

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    2 points LukatheFox

    Stop pouring cheese on everything.

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    2 points OriginalSchmidt1

    I fucking love cheese, but I agree. It has its place and time and that burger ain’t it.

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  • 35 points Sysyphus_Rolls

    I would have the same exact reaction. Ugh, now I gotta knife and fork a burger 🫤

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  • 29 points MrBully74

    Nice thing about being older and greyhaired is just telling them to f off with their theatre show and just let me eat.

    Although if I’d seen something like this happen at another table before i’d gotten my food, I’d leave,

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    1 points cra3ig

    Most of the 'celebrity chef' scene is an abomination. Add the hipster doofus multiple waiter server plating two-bit sideshow and it Just. Gets. Worse.

    Not to say that some chefs don't earn their celebrity as innovative cooks - just not from personality (often abhorrent yet attention getting).

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    7 points OG_FreakNasty

    🤣 agreed. An ex picked a restaurant with "pretty" food once. I didn't know until they sat my plate down and then discovered something about myself. Pretty food pisses me off, just give me portions.

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    -1 points 329bubby

    You can also just not order it

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    1 points BattleNoobie

    So... your response is to order nothing and sit there while your partner eats?

    They said the restaurant was pretty food. One assumes the menu is all that way.

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    -1 points 329bubby

    Do you seriously think the restaurant doesn't just have fries or something normal specifically for the people who dont want stunt food

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    1 points BattleNoobie

    Believe what you will.

    I've been to many places described as the above that most certainly didn't serve French fries on their menu...

    I'll merely concede that I now understand what you meant, but in restaurants as described, at least by my lived experience... they dont have always have those options.

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  • 16 points stevenflow1988

    Now you can't see how bad the burger is! Happy birthday!

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  • 13 points downyonder1911

    Disgusting.

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  • 27 points QuasiSpace

    I'd have the same reaction.

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  • 12 points welding-guy

    I hope my 27 year old kid never sees this, it will give him an idea.

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  • 36 points chubbychecker_psycho

    The fries are the insult on the injury.

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    25 points BaabyBlue_-

    Are they even cooked??

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    5 points iammonkeyorsomething

    They look like they're also reacting to what happened to her burger

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  • 8 points Sk8b0t

    Hell yeah, get that shit out of here!

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  • 23 points Salt-Percentage-3642

    And the fries look like shit too jajaja

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  • 19 points morgulbrut

    That's at least 4 memes in that video.

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    7 points Qu4ckAttack

    The look of disappointment from her was just too much.

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  • 26 points godzillaburger

    I agree with her. this is the dumbest burger to order. how are you supposed to eat that withough making a sloppy mess? pass!

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  • 24 points PuzzleheadedMath3796

    LOL my kid would have cried

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    11 points chill_mydude13

    I would’ve cried!

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  • 25 points Parsival420

    Me too kid, Me too

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  • 11 points CarterLincoln96

    Yuck

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  • 19 points Juju1990

    i have to say the burger does not look tasty at all....

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