Guy tries to steal food and fails
  • 7 points P3NIS22

    Love how instead of still trying to run away they just give a defeated walk off. Even guy behind him was ready to run.

    Like yeah man we didnt do anything 😂

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  • 1 points GoldGee

    XD

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  • 3 points Few-Chemical-5165

    Thanks

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  • 7 points Few-Chemical-5165

    Did the guy put money down anyways?Because it looked like the guy behind the counter took a bill?

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    9 points Few-Chemical-5165

    Or was it just part of the bag that ripped?I don't know.

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    6 points MintTrappe

    It was the bag.

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  • 18 points FoxMcCloud3173

    That lady has some lightning fast reflexes

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    3 points Sauce58

    Probably became obvious what was about to happen when the suspect showed zero intention to take his wallet out and pay. Gave himself away by just standing there waiting for the food to get put in the bag.

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  • 12 points BISMILLAH_30

    Goofy

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  • -38 points jonnysniper333

    Y’all harsh. Subway got plenty of sandwiches they could afford to lose a few lol times is tough out here!

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    10 points jnewnews

    They are children they act like this because their parents failed them.

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    4 points stretcharach

    Yeah, and now we can ensure they stay failures because it's not our responsibility, it's their parents', and their parents parents, and their parents parents, and their parents- wait...

    Not to condone stealing, but I hope your final thought isn't something like "it's not my fault so it's not my responsibility" because then nothing is anyone's responsibility and we end up with kids like this.

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    2 points jnewnews

    Idk what kind of savior complex you have but they are doing it because they think they can get away with it because they likely haven't been disciplined to not steal.

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    2 points stretcharach

    Savior complex has nothing to do with noticing society is going down the drain because people are unwilling to take responsibility for their lives and communities without being forced to.

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    -3 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    8 points ninjamaster686

    Racism on my racist app?

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    2 points jnewnews

    Racism on my racist app on my racist phone?

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    3 points jonnysniper333

    Woah now

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    12 points FlorpFlap

    Yeah except this doesn't hurt the company, but the poor owner who franchised this shit chain and makes very little money from the place

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    -14 points jonnysniper333

    Y’all calling other human beings “scum” and what not. Over some sandwiches. Y’all wild

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    2 points DoctorStove

    Over some lowlifes that steal shit and expect no consequences*

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    8 points dnstommy

    Reminder that businesses don’t lose money. They don’t “write it off”. They just raise other people’s prices to cover the theft.

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    -19 points jonnysniper333

    Ehh. The sandwiches aren’t even that good. I would have snatched some firehouse subs or something

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    5 points PicassosGhost

    Bro I wish I could be there when you fuck with the wrong people. Keep it up. It’ll find you.

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    1 points jonnysniper333

    Do you work at a subway? Lol

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  • 41 points formerdgstm

    Having worked in retail for many years, before freeing myself from retailhell, I would have been on guard about those 3 dirtbags too. The 2 in back where trying to play way too "uninterested".

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  • 35 points Stratos_Hellsing

    Learned this from their parents. Scum.

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    2 points AdThat328

    Can't be sure of that, some kids have the best parents and still go off the rails.

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    2 points Maleficent-Trade-607

    And they won't learn there lesson until they get arrested countless times

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    3 points Formal_Condition_513

    Even then some won't learn lol

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    1 points stretcharach

    Almost like rehab should be the focus, not what amounts to systemic abuse.

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  • 30 points No-Address-4798

    mission failed

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    3 points TerrorDD

    we get em next time

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  • 26 points Strange_Salary

    That’s just footwrong!

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  • 40 points masachlka_kuze

    How pathetic do you need to be to fail when trying to steal from subway?

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  • 46 points Individual_Desk6424

    Had this exact thing happen to me when I worked in a penny arcade, caught kid stealing, managed to get the goods back off of him, I shouted and swore at him as adrenaline was pumping by that point, he told his parents, parents reported it, I got fired. Guess that's what I get for stopping theft eh 🙃

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    9 points GildedRoyalty

    No, you didn't get that for stopping theft, you got that for yelling and cursing at a kid. If you stopped before going the extra step you wouldn't have been fired. The bad outcome wasn't from a good deed, it was from the bad deed.

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    1 points malacoda99

    A guy gets his hand up inside your facemask and pushes your head back, so you shove him away - guess who gets the unsportsmanlike conduct flag? It's always the second guy.

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    23 points GrannyBashy

    Shit parents, shit kids, that's how it goes

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    1 points stretcharach

    And how it perpetuates. "I got mine, I do not give a fuck about the future."

    And people think boomers are the issue.

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    12 points SeaTriscuit1111

    You plant shit seeds you get shit weeds

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  • 36 points ionised

    Then he waddled away...

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    11 points Spicy-Cathulu

    Waddle waddle...

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  • 11 points TheTRUElilfoxy

    Would you imagine the kid trying to get the sub after that happened?

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    6 points Ok_Hawk_3230

    “Dudeeeee, what are we gonna eat after we smoke our shit weed”

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  • 18 points Shoddy_Nectarine_441

    It seems like the plaid shirt kid is kinda confused? I once had a friend when I was around their age who put a donut in my hand and started running lol, I was like uhhh, no? Just gave it to an employee and left

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  • 25 points EyeSeriouslyHateYall

    Swiper no swiping

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  • 22 points mehheff

    When $5 doesn’t cover the footlong.

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  • 27 points treesnfire

    Subway is a beast of a chain - you driving through the middle of nowhere but the gas station has a subway inside. Or the subway and Pizza Hut combo. I used the like them like 15 years ago but no more - jersey mikes for me

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    5 points Just_Let_MeIn

    It's because their business model encourages franchise owners to open as many locations as possible leading to them cannibalizing sales from one another and also the wild difference in quality. You've probably heard people complain how certain locations always have very dry bread or old meat whereas others are on point. With so many major restaurants already utilizing the franchise model and perfecting it, makes you wonder why they chose to go the route of expansion over profit. Sure, it was impressive seeing a Subway on every block, but no way they could all earn enough to justify that many locations.

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    1 points DogComprehensive1372

    The subway in the Walmart in my town is always on point. There are like 5 subways in my entire state, so I think they’re doing okay, I guess?

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    3 points skyper_mark

    I think Subway was actually bigger than McDonalds at some point.

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    2 points Godsbladed

    When I worked there from 2014-2017 I heard that Subway had more locations than McDonalds.

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    4 points MostDopeBlackGuy

    Jimmy Johns is a dope ass sandwich place too

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    1 points notAcomic303

    Subway and Jimmy John's are now owned by the same company

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    1 points MostDopeBlackGuy

    I'm dying on the inside

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  • 15 points mizzcharmz

    I recently discovered there is a 24 hour subway near my house... Walmart closes overnight and I cant find an open store after 11. But if I need a cardboard sandwich at 3am... im golden.

    How are they doing enough business to be open all night? Who is keeping them in business lol! They had a pedophile for a spokesperson and that still didnt take them out.... wtf

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    2 points Fantastic-Van-Man

    You mean to tell me there's not a 7-Eleven near you? They've got some great pizza choices at 2:00 a.m.....

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    2 points mizzcharmz

    Lmfao... we do have 711... but typically the crowd around it deters one from wanting to go in.... Tampa area... so yah lol.

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    5 points thrownaway99345

    Subway is a weird one, there's probably a video out there but from what I remember Subway screwed over the people who bought franchises from them by selling someone a franchise then putting another Subway in a Walmart or gas station close by.

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    2 points no_usernames_vacant

    There was no control over how many could be in an area. So what constantly happened was 3 or more would open up close together and unlike Starbucks they would drag each other down and the corporate subway would still benefit as they took a flat fee and not a percentage of profit. In the end you aren't left with the best quality or location just the one who cheaped out the most and were willing to lose the most. What made things worse was that the franchises were the cheapest fast food franchise you could buy so people were just opening franchises like crazy. Subway screwed over everyone including themselves in the long term.

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  • 11 points PureBreadfruit7635

    If they were clever they would have come in separately, with the someone coming in as the last sandwich was being wrapped, grabbed the bag with sandwiches and runs off while the original kid stood in shock and confused , then say start running after him saying stop thief, looking like a hero citizen, only to duck out and make their escape. On the other hand if they were smart, they would have a job ( paper route, lawn mower, snow shoveling, dog walking, lemonade stand, tutoring,…) and they would have money to get food rather than going down the path that leads to self destruction, heartache, and a burden on tax-payers

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  • 3 points IICorbyadzII

    Fail!

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  • 7 points Fulgur98257

    A least he didn't ridiculously slip, fall and humiliate himself more than that

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  • 12 points negative360meow

    Not even when me and my bros were broke did we resort to steal food, embarrassing

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    6 points backtolurk

    And these kids don't look like they come from particularly broke families.

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    4 points Business_Cat_5919

    Why not? What would make you change your opinion? Cuz I'm betting of they wore the exact same clothes but had a lot more melanin you'd be saying "typical behavior."

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    5 points backtolurk

    You can write "black". Also I might be a black person myself. Who knows. I'll keep assuming people are rich or poor and you can keep assuming people are racist or not.

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    2 points JammingScientist

    It's not just black people. They could have been talking about Indians or Latinos (i say this as an black + Indian person myself). Stop making it seem like we're the only bad ones on the planet by assuming everyone means only black people

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    1 points backtolurk

    They simply assumed I was being racist, therefore also what I looked like, making this post and my comment about race when it was not in the beginning. I'll let this kind of redditors play this weird game, but not too long with me. I wouldn’t be able to change them anyway.

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    2 points PureBreadfruit7635

    The kid can’t afford a haircut or pants that fit…. Someone start a gofundme for him. Just Pennie’s a day can ensure these starving kids get food to eat. A dollar a day can help them get an opportunity for a real education and open doors to a good future

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  • 7 points AggravatingAd9010

    Did the kid put money on the counter?

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    9 points aussiewildliferescue

    No it was paper that he ripped from the bag

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  • 54 points ReddMorrow

    His friends were completely sus to begin with all that animated dialogue — & no one was preparing to pay.

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    5 points ashrafhorlicks

    good catch

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  • 26 points dspsuckshorseass

    are these american kids? that looks like the typical cholo cosplay

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  • 11 points K-BatLabs

    Dunno when this was, but nowadays I’d just give it to him. It’s fucking insane that so many people have to work their ass off just to barely afford the bare minimum.

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    2 points Dead_Internet69420

    “Hold on one second. You’re eligible for the Fucking Loser Discount — it’s 100% off for anyone that’s a Fucking Loser. Enjoy your meal, boys.”

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    14 points luckyflavor23

    Yes but this probably encourages more of this kinda behavior

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    17 points IchHeisseThomas

    Then maybe don't go to subway? Nothing really cheap nowadays but If I wanna save a buck i wouldn't go out for fast food... 

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    19 points Insomnic1

    Lol can I come steal your money and your car. Since you will just give it to me anyway

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    3 points _Kyledemort_

    Did you seriously just compare someone stealing a Subway sandwich to stealing a fucking car and money lmfao what

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    1 points Insomnic1

    Wouldn't be stealing because he will just give it to me anyway.

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    2 points Insomnic1

    Theft is theft

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    0 points _Kyledemort_

    Don’t pretend you genuinely think all theft is equal in terms of severity lmao.

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    2 points Insomnic1

    If your car gets stolen compared to your cell phone, I feel that same. In terms of money no it's not. Like if someone stole you car compared to your SSN. It's the same crime different object. No matter what is being stolen it's wrong. Cost doesn't matter. There are some places where they chop your hand off for stealing. Do you think they care what was stolen?

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    1 points _Kyledemort_

    I don’t get why you’re continuing to act like you think ‘cost doesn’t matter’ lol. And I don’t get why you’re bringing in ‘some countries kill you for any type of stealing’ as though third-world countries are a good metric to use lol.

    Ok and in some countries they kill women for not dressing ‘appropriately’.

    “It’s the same crime, different object” yes it’s all ‘theft’ but do you think the punishment is gonna be the same except those few third world countries (even there it’s likely not gonna be the same)? So let’s take this clip, do you really think if this Subway thief got away with the stealing, he’d receive the same punishment as someone who stole $10,000 worth of things? Absolutely not. The guy who stole a Subway sandwich would very likely end up not facing any real punishment whereas someone who steals a lot more obviously would. That’s just an objective fact idk why you’re choosing to die on the hill of thinking all thievery is equal lmao when you’re just… wrong. It’s not even an opinion that you’re wrong and I’m just disagreeing, it’s the truth.

    Like, there are specifically things called ‘aggravating’ and ‘mitigating’ factors for the same crime. Literally different degrees of murder - first-degree, second and third. Sure they’re all murder but first-degree is by definition more severe than third-degree.

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    1 points Insomnic1

    [ Removed by Reddit ]

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    -4 points ihaveaquesttoattend

    a few subway sandwiches cost quite a bit less than my car lol but yeah i can throw you a few dollars, you can put it towards your new “costs more than subway” car this time!

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    9 points nibs123

    It was way back in 2025 based on the numbers in the left hand corner.

    Must have been nice all those months ago old timer.

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    4 points K-BatLabs

    Bitch all I see r blurs wtf do u mean those are numbers 😭

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    3 points Evan_Vane

    Mirrored numbers, but you can see seconds, minutes, hours and year quite clearly when aware of it 😊

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    1 points K-BatLabs

    OHHH that makes sense lol, ty for pointing that out

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  • 7 points JOlRacin

    If you're resorting to stealing food... There's something else going on

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    2 points Master_Opening8434

    Most people who steal dont do it because they have to.

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    1 points OG000033

    Yes, the parents are shit themselves.

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  • 31 points Peek_uh_boo

    He really wanted that subway

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  • 43 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    1 points Rudeus_Greyshat

    then then everyone clapped and cheered for you right?

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    18 points Life-Landscape5689

    Mans out here writing Halloween vigilante fanfic about himself

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    1 points BeerBaronAaron88

    Death Wish: Halloween

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    1 points Wiskeytango_Foxtrot

    I felt really bad about it, but then my neighbors posted Ring vids of them stealing their bowls too. Just candy is fine, but to take the actual bowl is too far.

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    15 points angrypotato464

    I'll take "things that never happened" for $500 Bob!

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  • 21 points [deleted]

    Goombah

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  • 64 points Professional_Bit_446

    What a bum

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  • 50 points LipstickJungle2025

    They moved way too slow

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    3 points Dead_Internet69420

    Moved way too fast. If he had just acted like he was about to pay and grabbed the bag like a normal person he could have taken off with it. It’s not like Subway is going “don’t touch the merchandise until you’ve paid.” 

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  • 81 points AndrewMac3000

    Great reaction speed on the server! I have a feeling he saw that one coming.

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    3 points shcTed

    That was a girl.

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    2 points bmm115

    I see the point tail but how do you know for sure?

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    57 points bmm115

    Kids body language was super weird

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    2 points CDBeetle58

    If he was moving like that in front of me, I'd assume he's here to beat me up.

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    5 points dnaishayne1

    Exactly. And look at the kid in full black as the other went to grab it, he was ready to book it. They had this planned.

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  • 110 points Hershlord

    Them walking away so slowly in defeat is bothersome. As if this is no big deal. Garbage teens.

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    7 points IASILWYB

    walking away so slowly

    Because they've never been to jail and don't know ow they need to get out of there

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  • 70 points No-Play2726

    Pieces of shit.

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  • 36 points DarCuter

    Has a Subway worker watching that was satisfaying as heck. Btw i watch that while working lol it has been an hour since the last client so got nothing to do lol.

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    2 points Embarrassed-Weird173

    Just an FYI: the phrase is actually "As a Subway".

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    2 points DarCuter

    Yh sorry english is my second language so i still do error like this.

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    2 points Embarrassed-Weird173

    No worries! 

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  • 46 points OrangeClyde

    If I ever saw my kid doing some stupid shit like this or hanging out with friends encouraging stupid shit like this, everyone’s getting their asses whooped 🩴

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    1 points charlie_wb

    r/iamverybadass

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    2 points OrangeClyde

    So edgy

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  • 14 points spit_in_my_holes

    ……subway? I didn’t know anyone liked em enough to even wanna pay.

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    13 points Ul1ck_My8alls

    Bro wdym

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    -29 points spit_in_my_holes

    No one likes it. I’m surprised this kid is trying to steal literal garbage when most people won’t even pay for it. Drunk people don’t even like it. 98% of the world’s population would rather drink sea water for survival than eat there.

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    1 points Klutzy_Piglet6259

    📠

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    24 points ---Palp---

    subway you go too must be awful then because subway here is great

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    -7 points spit_in_my_holes

    There’s no such thing as a good subway. It’s the bottom feeder decrepit cousin of the fast food world and trash can of American sandwhich places go. Your just one of the 23 people in America who like it

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    7 points Capadvantagetutoring

    How long did you work there before you got fired?

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    1 points spit_in_my_holes

    6 minutes. Me and the elderly customer had different definitions of meat….he said he wanted a foot long and I had 2.3 inches.

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    1 points Capadvantagetutoring

    Haha

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    1 points bmm115

    Thank you for this rollercoaster, I would maybe ride it again.

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    6 points capnchloe

    Australian Subway is great, sorry your country is ass.

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    4 points ---Palp---

    in EU subway is clearly better, you just got dirty mfs working over there

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    1 points spit_in_my_holes

    Well to be fair the only thing we do better at as far as food goes is making sure inmates are fed before elementary schools.

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    4 points LipstickJungle2025

    Lol I love subway

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    5 points No-Play2726

    Yeah same here.

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    -17 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    5 points GeraldinaFitzpatrick

    r/thathappened

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    1 points ThanksALotBud

    Of they are so gross as you claim, why are they still in business?

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    -1 points Pipaux

    Because folks will swallow anything at a certain point if it is convenient enough.

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    8 points peachyangles

    Like… human poop? What do you mean?

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    2 points [deleted]

    Their meatball marinara is 🔥

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  • 2 points AmbitionBackground55

    Is thats why they are from paper?

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  • -4 points 3lmo360

    This is why need cool cat saves the eorld

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  • -4 points Diggumdum

    dude 3 footlong subs?? thats like 100 dollars! tbh i dont even blame em lol

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  • 83 points Saruvan_the_White

    Cashier knew. The douchebrohambonehead wasn’t getting ready to pay. Worker was playing him the whole time.

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    6 points [deleted]

    Or just cat-like reflexes

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  • -27 points thulsado0m13

    Things have gotten tough for the actor who played Kid Boba Fett

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  • 78 points patmatK

    Humans always surprise me and ask myself only why, why, why

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    -36 points marichial_berthier

    We’re all little rascals - just gotta laugh it off - and be better, which in this case isn’t too hard.

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    -1 points SoulofMoon

    they surprise you?

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  • 92 points landyc

    Lmao the way he stood there kinda gave it away

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    24 points ecnecn

    The fake arguing of his fellows in the back didn't help much either

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  • -189 points Neitherpill

    Should’ve let them take it. It’s a few cold cuts at a huge chain store. You people in the comments are pathetic. Those kids were starving.

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    1 points Master_Opening8434

    In the usa there are countless ways to get food long before ever needing to resort to stealing. Unless you have a particularly bad mental health issues or are being neglected by abusive parents it’s very difficult to actually starve due to how common food drives and food donations are in most cities.

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    7 points doofshaman

    Wild take lmfao. Enjoy those downvotes 😂

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    20 points get_them_duckets

    People like you are the reason people think crime is ok and try to justify it. They don’t look like they missed many meals. Maybe they should’ve gone to the food bank or asked for money or did something to earn the food. But for you? Nah, feeling hungry, let’s steal it. Dirtbag.

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    5 points b1ackenthecursedsun

    Lmao

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    24 points SirGirthfrmDickshire

    Here's the thing, the people that steal most of the time aren't the ones that actually need it. The people you'd expect to justify stealing food normally don't. Also if you work retail you'd know you can't do that. You let them go once they'd be back and more people will show up and do the same thing. It's clearly enough of a problem at that Subway to where the employee was that fast to react.

    It's one thing giving them a discount or hooking them up with some extra food but just letting them run out the store hell nah dude. If they want free food they can go to the food bank downtown or the church down the street that's giving out free meals.

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    26 points bradfo83

    Sure they were…

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    27 points mykeloid

    Lol if they want food, they should’ve ask. You soft.

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    38 points _Tee_hee_hee_

    Yeah, some people are in situations where stealing is their only option. And sadly, society seems to foam at the mouth looking for ways to punish and humiliate these people instead of trying to fight the systems that pushed others to be that desperate.

    These punk kids were not forced to steal. They were doing it for fun.

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  • 54 points Firm_Ad_893

    Bums

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  • 107 points Grand-Performer-9287

    Call the cops, free footlongs for all.

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  • 101 points Angusburgerman

    Just call the police anyway? I'd do it just for the laughs tbh

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  • 154 points ImSoSweepy

    Back in my day, we had the common decency to run after a failure.

    Flagrant with no backing. These turbo-idiots deserve whatever comes their way.

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    26 points mattchau4

    Right because the act of running away shows at least some amount of accountability/shame in knowing that what you did was wrong

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  • 127 points RUSTYxPOTATO

    Seems good enough video to send to the cops.

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    1 points charlie_wb

    A teenager trying to grab a sandwich? What do you genuinely think they’d charge him with?

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    5 points RUSTYxPOTATO

    Stealing food without paying for it is considered shoplifting.

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    2 points hanks_panky_emporium

    Police don't do anything below a certain threshold. You can try, and maybe one cop will think it's worth their time, but it rarely is. Most you can do in a store like Subway is take what footage of them you can and post warnings about their behavior.

    It's one of those crimes, at least in the US, that you'll never be prosecuted for. Unless you did it directly in front of an officer. Even then they might not bother, the officer can pick and choose what crimes they might respond to. Even in plain view.

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  • 84 points CogChaos

    Took his money anyway !

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    122 points hydrobunny

    that was just a piece of the ripped bag

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