Indians Pitcher Mike Clevinger Has Absolutely Insane Quote About His Athleticism
  • 9 points ato2000

    In case you are wondering

    "It’s like a vegan saying you can’t drink milk — do animals drink other animals’ milk? No, because they don’t have the thumbs to milk their nipples. Of course not. But if they did, do you know what a dog would be doing every (expletive) day?”

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  • 12 points gram_parsons

    We already have one Trevor Bauer on the team.

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    1 points rawWwRrr

    Why not two?

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  • 5 points [deleted]

    I could find no discernable point to the dog-miliking thingy.

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    7 points [deleted]

    He's saying the reason we drink milk is because we have thumbs, but if other animals had thumbs and could get milk they would.

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    2 points [deleted]

    Thanks. Sometimes I'm a wee bit slow.

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  • 3 points JabroniBalogna88

    Fucking love him

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  • 4 points MHanky

    Wat.

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  • 3 points [deleted]

    lmfao I love Clev so much

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  • 1 points CaptWoodrowCall

    I find this funny since I grew up on a dairy farm and it’s my standard response to anyone who tries to say that other animals don’t drink milk.

    If you give it to them, I assure you they drink it. Dogs, cats, pigs...they drink milk with great enthusiasm. They just can’t get it on their own since they can’t milk the cow.

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