"Sorry, we only cover you if you hit the boulder, not if the boulder hits you"
Don't laugh. Years ago there was an insurance company that tried to stop flood payments to people saying that their flood insurance only counts when water rises up and causes flooding, not if the water comes down.
This was people living next to a river here in Australia. They had flood insurance but insurance tried to claim that the flooding was caused by the rain from above, not the river breaking it's banks.
Insurance: "our investigation concludes all that damage occurred by you laying your bike on the pavement of an active roadway and abandoning it. Therefore you are at fault, will not be covered, and we unfortunately have to raise your rates moving forward. Have a nice day."
Cover of the Rolling Stone was written by Shel Silverstein who also wrote ‘Where the Sidewalk Ends’ but in this instance it’s ’Where the Motorcycle Ends’.
Silverstein also wrote ‘A Boy Named Sue’ that was recorded by Johnny Cash.
I had to rewatch it after reading your comment and I think you're right. It looks like the rest of that road is a downhill slope toward other houses and the motorcycle getting crushed managed to level out the boulder before it picked up speed.
That was mighty kind of that biker dude. He offered his bike as a sacrifice to the Boulder God and seriously prevented further damage, I mean look that thing is on a downhill and it stopped after the sacrifice of the motorcycle. Hephaestus was satisfied with the offer. All praise Hephaestus
I like that he, even at time of utmost emergency, took the time to gently lay the bike down. Come to think of it, I don't think I can just intentionally drop my bike just like that either.
How in the hell are they gonna move that. Whatever vehicle is capable of moving that is probably too heavy for that road. They might have to split it in to pieces in order to move it lol.
Ok! Somebody please tell me why those idiots ran straight downhill. Didn't they know the rule of a mass shooter probably applied there too, they should have zigzagged.
I wasn't expecting...
'The Boulder...'
The Boulder is no longer conflicted
The Boulder's over his conflicted feelings, and now he's ready to bury you in a rock-alanche!
Boulder out here wildin
The poor bike
Imagine your insurance fighting you on the claim and you have this video. Yeah, I think it's totaled.
"act of god"
Him: Yeah, a boulder hit my ride.
Insurance: Haha, surely you meant a rock.
Him: Nope. <shows video>
Insurance: ...well, that's not covered under your glass policy...
Large boulder the size of a huge boulder
“That’s a niiiice boulder.” -Donkey-
"Sorry, we only cover you if you hit the boulder, not if the boulder hits you"
Don't laugh. Years ago there was an insurance company that tried to stop flood payments to people saying that their flood insurance only counts when water rises up and causes flooding, not if the water comes down.
That's not quite right. There is a distinction between real flooding and sewer backup.
Sewer backup is covered under normal insurance, flooding is a separate rider.
This was people living next to a river here in Australia. They had flood insurance but insurance tried to claim that the flooding was caused by the rain from above, not the river breaking it's banks.
"I said boulder, and don't call me Shirley"
Insurance: "our investigation concludes all that damage occurred by you laying your bike on the pavement of an active roadway and abandoning it. Therefore you are at fault, will not be covered, and we unfortunately have to raise your rates moving forward. Have a nice day."
"Yeah. Look, my name is Jack Burton. I'm calling about my truck and I don't wanna hear 'Act of God,' okay?"
“Shouldn’t have put your bike in the path of a boulder. Your fault”
"Act of god" they use that shit for anything
Isn't that the point of insurance? To insure you against "acts of god"?
ha ha.
This doesn't look like a place with insurance
You seem to be biased.
If he just threw it the other way..
then what would have stopped the boulder?
I didn't realize that but you're so right. Bike-kun gave his life to save everyone. 😢
He put it down gently, too.
Lining it up to perfectly deflect the boulder from rolling into the house
It probably saved some lives too. It beeped too like it felt the pain.
Beep Beep!!!!............
That bike just saved their lives. It hit it and started going to the side.
The poor bike might've even saved someones house though
r/fuckyouinparticular
On the plus side you got a free rock
That rock hates motorcycles!
When god says fuck this bike...
Tis but a scratch!
I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles 🪨
I thought they drove Plymouth’s?
It rocks
(slaps boulder)
"This baby can crush so many bikes!"
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sWGxwD_YbwU
I'm a donkey on the edge!
You knew I'd like that boulder.
That's one of the nicest boulders I've seen in a long time. I can't wait to roll that fucker.
If I was a 500 foot giant, I'd be kicking that rock all the way to school
But like, it really went after THAT specific bike, huh.
Now that's a proper WTF!
WTF!
I also wtf’d
I was wondering who that guy on the bike was.
He was a complete unknown.
Good thing he set it down so nicely before it was crushed.
You can tell how much he cared about that bike. Poor fella 🥲
He was almost on the cover of the rolling stone.
I got a freaky old lady named cocaine Katie
who embroiders all my jeans
I keep getting richer, but I can't get my picture...
I bought five copies for my mother!
Cover of the Rolling Stone was written by Shel Silverstein who also wrote ‘Where the Sidewalk Ends’ but in this instance it’s ’Where the Motorcycle Ends’.
Silverstein also wrote ‘A Boy Named Sue’ that was recorded by Johnny Cash.
That bike probably saved the whole town
The bike really took a brunt of the momentum real fast with a few aluminum crunches. Wild and scary 😳 🪨
Completely changed the trajectory
It's a load-bearing bike
I had to rewatch it after reading your comment and I think you're right. It looks like the rest of that road is a downhill slope toward other houses and the motorcycle getting crushed managed to level out the boulder before it picked up speed.
That bike should be memorialized
It was like fuck this bike in particular.
Turned to hit it, then rolled back to the middle of the road. Then it was rocking back and forth like it was laughing.
Guy on the bike was looking to buy it from the other dude. At the end, he tells him "I'm gonna think about it".
His wife warned him that if he bought off the marketplace he'd probably get rolled.
"See I told you those things are dangerous! You didn't even buy it yet and you almost died!"
Indiana Jones woulda been shitting himself
If that thing was round and smooth, they all would have been 🤣
https://www.the-sun.com/news/15615989/boulder-rolls-crushes-motorbike/
That was mighty kind of that biker dude. He offered his bike as a sacrifice to the Boulder God and seriously prevented further damage, I mean look that thing is on a downhill and it stopped after the sacrifice of the motorcycle. Hephaestus was satisfied with the offer. All praise Hephaestus
That bike is bleeding out
THE MOUNTAIN GOD IS PLEASED WITH THIS SACRIFICE.
Carnage ends.
Can't park there, mate.
Road seemed to survive quite well
🎵🎵Everybody must get stoned...
He so gently put the bike down before it was immediately flattened.
Ever passed a kidney stone, feels like that
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
It's papa!
Fuck you and the bike you rode in on
3I/Atlas just parked in that neighborhood?
Oh man, I was hoping the fuel would catch fire.
That's some Wile. E. Coyote shit there.
SpongeBob must’ve been driving that Boulder, like the pioneers did.
Can't park there mate.
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
r/fuckyouinparticular
WTF! Somebody was awful pissed off to throw that rock
...and that's how the dinosaurs died
this belongs in r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
I bet he pays more attention the next time he sees a sign that says:
BEWARE OF FALLING ROCK
Is the motobike ok?
That'll buff out.
I bet he was glad he put the bike down gently to prevent any scratches
Not sure what i was expecting but that wasnt it
That's why you never park your motorcycle in the path of a boulder. Rookie mistake.
That little death honk 😭
I like that he put the bike gently down and that boulder was like, naw fuck your bike! But I guess he should feel lucky he wasn’t still on the bike!
Anyone else think it was a giant?
«On second thought, I don‘t think I’m buying the bike after all»
That seemed personal. Like, what did that guy do to that boulder that it rolled down the street and went out of its way to smash that bike?
Fuck your bike in particular!
That’s some temple of doom level shit.
r/UnexpectedBoulder
That is some Looney Tunes level shit!
Boulder: fuck your motorcycle. K now I gotta rest.
I definitely wasn’t expecting a rock, especially one that size. I wonder where it was heading before the accident
I like that he, even at time of utmost emergency, took the time to gently lay the bike down. Come to think of it, I don't think I can just intentionally drop my bike just like that either.
We have been trying to reach you about your bike's extended warranty.
Boulder to bike “ fuck you in particular “
My first thought: Indiana Jones.
Damn giants using the roads as bowling alleys again
Yes Highscore!! --the rock probably
Rock'n Stone!
Looks staged. 🤣 darn these AI video
Bible: "Let he without sin cast the first stone."
Sinless guy: **throws 1/3 of a mountain**
Everyone: It says stone! Stone!
That rock had it out for his bike!
ffs. Imagine morning coffee and toke and then BOULDER!
That was fuckin' wild!!
Rock 'N' Roll
It's a rock.
He wouldn’t have needed to move if he had his helmet on
It's the bikes! It's after the bikes!
Bouldercycle
That's an interesting call to the insurance company lmao
That was Indiana Jones on the bike riding away from the boulder.
That sad little beep…
At first I thought it was a giant elephant stomping on the bike.
that's a remembrance to drink water guys
I did not expect that.
Glad he didn't sit there and beeped the horn to warn the rock to avoid him.
For just a second I thought that was like a giant dinosaur foot coming down and I was very confused.
Run away!
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
Totally expecting to see a squished Wile E. Coyote stuck to that boulder
Bruh, Prometheus running in the direction the boulder would've rolled down.
The bike is a hero. It would’ve kept rolling had it not been there. RIP hero!
who threw that
At first I felt bad for the bike but that hunk of metal is probably all that stopped the house behind it from having a new XL doorstop..
Insurance claim... got hit by a rock.
Throwing the bike down actually stopped the boulder from crushing the home it was headed towards.
that bike must've stopped that boulder from causing more damage
That seemed personal
That roads gonna be closed for a while lol
Hopefully insurance covers acts of rock
Fuck this motorcycle in particular.
What in the fucking crash bandicoot ?!?!?
That’ll buff right out. Of the boulder I mean.
r/fuckyouinparticular
That large boulder is the size of a small boulder
The upside is that bike saved the house.
You dont move the bolder, you move the road.
Dude, check out my new bike. Cool huh. Wait... Whats that rumbling sound??.... OH F*CK, RUN!!
I'd hate to see that coming down the road like that Indiana Jones boulder
Bike saved the house.
Don't get eliminated!
Audibly: "WTF" before I realized which sub I'm in
How in the hell are they gonna move that. Whatever vehicle is capable of moving that is probably too heavy for that road. They might have to split it in to pieces in order to move it lol.
When Dad's motorcycle saves the entire neighborhood.
Where is this, Colorado?
That boulder looked like it was made out of cardboard while it was balancing out. WTF!
What in the Choco Mountain
I misread it as runway and was expecting a airplane to land
Ok! Somebody please tell me why those idiots ran straight downhill. Didn't they know the rule of a mass shooter probably applied there too, they should have zigzagged.
The bike bled out.
That boulder had his name on it.
Oh Granite!
He flopped when he should've flipped!
Rents gotta be cheap
Like a rock!
Sometimes a still camera captures a scene so perfectly, Michael Bay himself couldn't have done better with an infinite budget.
Just a pebble...
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Imagine just standing there looking at your phone with blue tooth headphones on.
Reminds me of black and white 2 game
Damn shame. After he further risked his life to lay the bike down gently, it gets smashed.
Well that's a closed street now
We used to ride these babies for miles
Geological time includes right now.
Tales of the Runaway Boulder!
Ngl, all the time he spent staring, he could have moved the bike
The bike saved the buildings. Diverted the direction.
Holy crap.. That thing is the size of a Colorado town.
Professor Burke: We call this “The Runaway Rock”
La moto ha salvato la casa
Nobody expects The Boulder
I like that boulder, that is a nice boulder.
That rock wasn't scared was it? It was bolder.
Drive away?
fuck that bike in particular
Boss: why are you late? Dude: I rock smashed my bike. Boss: sure … you got proof? Dude: hear a video.
Well that sucks!
Hey, you can’t park there!