Fishing trip gone wrong
  • 362 points Blazar3c

    I stopped watching when he went to grab the anchor.

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    62 points iztrollkanger

    I didn't even get past the hook to the nose..he almost caught himself with it when he was putting the anchor down and I was already wanting to nope out. I saw some pretty gnarly shit at a festival parade in Thailand and that was plenty for my lifetime.. 🫠

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    18 points teatabletea

    It’s okay, it was a booger free zone.

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    7 points _WickedAverage

    Same, I noped out so fast

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  • 691 points Azilehteb

    Everybody’s good at something…

    Displays like this make me grateful that I am good at boring stuff, like making deviled eggs.

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    93 points motorcycle_girl

    I also wonder how someone discovers and develops this “skill.”

    Like, was he just sitting around one day and decided that he should try putting a big ass hook into his face? And then thought maybe I should see how much weight I can hang on it?

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    29 points otis_the_drunk

    It starts with snorting a spaghetti noodle and coughing it out of your mouth and sort of flossing with it. Goofy little party trick. Do it enough and it stops tickling.

    Then you move on to nails. Gently tapping in the nail with a hammer for full effect.

    Then, bigger nails.

    I used to be able to do this using a small chain (like the noodle trick) but I used an acoustic guitar instead of an anchor.

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    15 points superSaganzaPPa86

    I just told someone I used to do that with Ramen noodles when I was a kid and they looked at me like an insane person. I was even second guessing my memories of it. It was definitely a thing

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    6 points AnotherCableGuy

    Enough internet for today.

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    23 points CrashUser

    Might be an old carny. The entire thing is a blockhead routine, though usually that's just inserting nails into your sinus cavity. Actually lifting something that heavy with your sinus seems like a really bad idea.

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    10 points CaptainPunisher

    I learned how to take a 4" nail into my nasal cavity nearly 30 years ago. When it gets all the way back into your throat you can taste the metal. I just never thought much about using a hook to come back out through my mouth. Even less did I think about using the mines in my skull as a hanging point for that hook!

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    10 points TheForks

    Everybody’s good at something.

    What’s your thing?

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    4 points IAMA_Plumber-AMA

    Lol, we had the best PSAs growing up...

    House hippos, Heritage Minutes, that android kid that used to get sawn into pieces...

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    3 points TonyClifton323

    I'd like to think Aiden is still cutting people in half somewhere

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    34 points perldawg

    you’re way more popular at parties, i’m certain

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    10 points IAmAnObvioustrollAMA

    Im just imagining a party where this guy does his trick and /u/perldawg is like "that's cool but have yall seen Brenda's deviled eggs?"

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    7 points perldawg

    whom among us hasn’t hoovered 6-8 deviled eggs in one sitting?

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    3 points IAmAnObvioustrollAMA

    6-8 is a good start... I can easily put down a dozen! The thing is I've been to loads of parties that had deviled eggs and one party with someone performing circus acts similar to this hook bit. The deviled eggs aren't as memorable...

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    2 points hilarymeggin

    \(^∇^)/

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    20 points TheJumpyBean

    Did we watch the same video??

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    13 points largePenisLover

    deviled eggs though

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    6 points BluntHeart

    My in laws make sweet deviled eggs. I personally refer to them as angel eggs. When I make them(mine are savory and spicy), I like to play roulette and have one with very powerful hot sauce under the yolk. I dont tell anyone which one it is, and I normally forget by eating time. I believe that they should be called "deviled" for a reason.

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    2 points hilarymeggin

    Fun fact: around 1600, “powdered” meant salted meat and “deviled” meant peppered.

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    3 points sirbassist83

    theyre at least aware that theres a mine somewhere right? id be pissed if i got a super hot bite when i was just trying to enjoy an hors d'oeuvre and wasnt warned that was a possibility.

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    5 points BluntHeart

    yea. I leave a note written on the lid, and i try to warn anyone going for one. To keep it fair, I let someone else pick my deviled egg(s).

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    2 points CitizenPremier

    Do you want to go to Party A, where there's all the deviled eggs you can eat, or Party B, where a guy hangs and anchor out of his nose?

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    9 points NightmareEyes_Rose

    Please share your wisdom of delived eggs. I like my parents (technically my grandma's) recipe but I want to try making my own but theirs so far is the only recipe I really liked. Probably because I'm used to it but eh. Also the few times I tried it it got really messy :')

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    19 points Azilehteb

    Acquire week old eggs. If you’re uncertain on the age of your eggs, put them in a bowl of water deep enough to cover them. If they stand on end, they’re perfect. If they lay on their side, they’ll be hard to peel. If they float to the surface, they’re rotten.

    Put as many eggs as you want deviled +2 for insurance in a pot with just enough water to cover them. Bring the water to a boil, and allow them to boil 10 minutes. Note, if you drop them into an already boiling pot, they are significantly more likely to crack. You may still lose some, that’s why you added insurance eggs.

    Scoop the eggs from the boiling water directly into a bowl of ice water with a slotted spoon. Let them cool completely for the best peeling experience. Peel the eggs, and rinse them.

    Half your boiled eggs with a sharp knife. If you are feeling fancy, you can use a crinkle cutter, hardly necessary. Reserve the yolks in a mixing bowl and line up the empty cup shaped whites on your serving dish.

    Completely pulverize the yolks with a fork, food processor or potato masher. Measure the volume of yolk paste. Add the same volume of mayonnaise, mix. Add 1/4 volume yellow mustard, mix. Add vinegar to taste, I usually do about half as much as the mustard, and mix thoroughly.

    Put your yolk mixture into a piping bag. If you haven’t got one, use a ziplock and cut a small piece of one corner off, about the size of your fingertip. Squeeze the mixture into the egg white cups. Sprinkle with paprika. Serve fresh.

    Take any eggs that didn’t make it through the boil and dice them, mix with leftover yolk filling for a deviled egg salad. Good with crackers, or on a sandwich!

    NOTE: If you’re the type to like relish in your deviled eggs, use that for the vinegar step.

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    8 points Leewdconduct

    Use a pin or thumbtack to poke a small hole in the fat bottom side of the egg, just enough to pierce the air sack, prior to boiling. This causes the pressure of the cooked egg material to push out the air pocket, leaving you nice round eggs without the divot on the bottom.

    It also makes them significantly easier to peel as the expanding egg has somewhere to go instead of pressing against the side of the shell

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    4 points i_give_you_gum

    This is pretty great, I especially appreciated the factoid about week-old eggs being easier to peel.

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    3 points PurpleSailor

    Making a good deviled egg is very hard, getting the shell to come off without destroying the egg is a major feat in itself.

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    2 points Azilehteb

    You need older eggs!

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    4 points gsfgf

    Making deviled eggs is crunk af. There’s never been a party with too many deviled eggs.

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    2 points royrogerer

    I'll take your deviled eggs over... Whatever this video was.

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    2 points BoltedGates

    got any good recipes for deviled eggs?

    Edit: Just saw you posted one already farther down :) lol

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  • 268 points ChildoftheApocolypse

    Fuck me.. I just .. why?

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    66 points Leg_Mcmuffin

    Shit has to feel weird

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    35 points Mr_Salmon_Man

    It does.

    I have a smoothed 10 inch spike I use to mess around with new hires at work (which we haven't had in a few years).

    The look on their face when you make a loud thunk in the tool trailer and come running out holding your face, only to reveal a 10 inch nail 3 inches stuck up my nostril is always priceless.

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    3 points get-off-of-my-lawn

    I got a Covid swab stuck up my nose at work once when I was showing the on site health check “this neat trick I can do” lol. Just grumbled n went to get some pliers out of my car and pulled it back out 😅

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    11 points aaaaaaaarrrrrgh

    Because it looks incredibly disturbing compared to how bad it actually is.

    Pushing a clean, not too sharp hook through there is probably reasonably safe-ish if he's done it before, and probably nowhere near as unpleasant as it looks once you're used to it.

    I assume there is something back there that is able to take the weight without causing pain or damage, even though intuitively I (and most people, I think) would assume it's all very soft easy-to-tear tissue, so once the hook is in, that's a great way to make it look even more horrifying.

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    2 points aaaaaaaarrrrrgh

    Personally... I don't need to do that math. Keeping all metal hooks out of my nose, thanks.

    Same. It's also not just the bone, it's everything between the hook and the bone that I'd be worried about.

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    2 points Northbound-Narwhal

    That's the shocking part though. I'd assume an anchor is enough to break the maxilla.

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    8 points EditorD

    I made a TV show with this guy.

    Also worth checking out Ryan Stock. His interests include pulling cars with his hook, and hanging himself from it. And eating chainsaws.

    https://youtu.be/AQoOX6PEX6o?t=110

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    2 points FappyDilmore

    I didn't finish it. I can't

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  • 61 points zepims

    Why did you do that?

    Because I can.

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    6 points bloodjunkiorgy

    Big ups to grandpa here.

    My first thought was getting a covid test swab stuck an inch or so up my nose and losing my shit. Coughing, tearing up...had to get up and pace for a few seconds. This guy is built different.

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  • 45 points True_Dog_4098

    What, was he drinking one night with his buddies and thinks 'I'm gonna stick a fish hook through my nose'....

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    47 points 2MuchNonsenseHere

    His TT channel (and house) is full of weird circus shit like this.
    Saw him wearing Trump merch though and that grossed me out more than any of this.

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    10 points daerogami

    That's just too much 🤢

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    7 points SkivvySkidmarks

    That was my first thought. How does one discover being able to do such things? Alcohol consumption? Desperation for sinus condition relief? Weird bondage fetish?

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  • 40 points Simoxs7

    This is all fun and games until he swings too hard and breaks his skull from the inside…

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    9 points Yawehg

    This guy seems like a career circus geek. They walk among us, the veteran carnies, ready to answer the call at a moment's notice.

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  • 20 points Rimbo90

    I can't stop watching this. I'm hooked.

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  • 15 points housevulture

    I bet that clears up the sinuses pretty good

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    3 points naeads

    Didn't scroll far for this comment, thank you.

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  • 16 points tomhat

    Why the long face?

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  • 10 points Sm0key-the-bear

    That guy had a lot of fun in the 80’s

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    2 points DeathPrime

    I’m surprised he still has a septum. Must have been buddies with Pablo

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  • 19 points xrogaan

    I know this is /r/WTF, but what the fuck?

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  • 8 points tolacid

    Dear God, that isn't a load bearing facial structure!

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  • 8 points Electronic_Feeling13

    Bet his relatives love him popping round at Christmas with his ‘party tricks’

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  • 6 points TusconRaider520

    And over here I'm balling my eyes out from a three second COVID swab.

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    7 points GLaDOS_Sympathizer

    Bawling* unless your eyes are good at basketball

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    6 points TusconRaider520

    Oops, I meant to say bowling.

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    3 points tomhat

    Strike Two

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  • 5 points AUserNeedsAName

    This is a great variation of the classic carnival sideshow routine called the Human Blockhead!

    The nasal cavity extends back a lot farther than we tend to think, and sideshow performers have been taking advantage of that for a century now. The most basic form involves inserting a 6" nail directly backwards. Once you get over the sneeze reflex, passing a string from nose to mouth is a common thing. I've seen something similar to this guy's routine with a flexible band between nose and mouth, but the big hook is fucking killer and the anchor really sells it. Silky smooth execution too.

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    3 points aaaaaaaarrrrrgh

    the anchor really sells it

    What takes the force of the anchor? Does he hold the hook with his lower jaw? Can the soft palate really lift an anchor?

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    3 points AUserNeedsAName

    There's a good chunk of skull between the nasal passage and the throat, so structurally there's plenty to hold it. As for how comfortable it is, I couldn't tell you. He has the benefit of choosing the trick and gear, plus a ton of practice, but you also don't get far as a sideshow performer without a high tolerance for discomfort.

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  • 3 points towelheadass

    dude na

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  • 3 points PoopReddditConverter

    How much force would it take to rip your soft palate out of your face

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  • 3 points everything_is_bad

    This is the most wtf thing I’ve ever seen on this site. Congratulations you win.

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  • 25 points jimothee

    The fuck is this shit title

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    43 points tweenalibi

    The title the guy says in the only spoken words in this video? Did you bother watching it?

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    3 points shamberra

    The fuck is this shit comment

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  • 2 points 1090Ulietome

    Why

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  • 2 points Potential_Miserable

    Your face said it would prefer you never gave “this impression “ever again

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  • 2 points kilsta

    How do you figure out you can do something like that?

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  • 2 points thr33prim3s

    Nah. Enough Reddit for today.

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  • 2 points Nebacaronious

    Boys will be boys

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  • 2 points ThatBulgarian

    "yeah this one's for reddit"

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  • 2 points Bannon9k

    I bet he's fun at lemon parties

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  • 2 points rangeo

    Doctor Doctor. whenever I drink coffee my eye hurts.

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  • 2 points Jinggy

    I don’t like that

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  • 2 points redditphantom

    I don't get how this is an impression of a fishing trip gone wrong? Is he saying that someone got hooked to an anchor and sunk? Or sis I miss the reference?

    I do feel uneasy about watching that so maybe that is part of it?

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  • 2 points CheeseburgerLocker

    Oh he's definitely getting off on that.

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  • 2 points PomeloSpecialist356

    Weak, it’s not even a barbed hook.

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  • 2 points FizzlePopBerryTwist

    I feel like this guy went up to the covid swab people and said, "Deeper please"

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  • 2 points Im_In_IT

    The wording used in the title made me thing this trick was going to go horribly wrong...

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  • 2 points allaboutalice

    Internal monologue - “Please don’t lift that anchor with your face…no no please don’t lift the anchor with your face…DON’T SWING THE ANCHOR WITH YOUR FACE!!!!”

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  • 2 points PandaXXL

    Well, this was significantly more fucked up than expected.

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  • 2 points Mrfriskylamar

    Might wanna put a little NSFW on there

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  • 4 points Personal_Two6317

    Shit! I couldn’t bring myself to watch it. Kind person tell me what happens.
    Edit: thanks to those who responded. Glad I didn’t watch it.

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    19 points Gcseh

    In a well practiced manner, he loops the hook in through his nose and out of his mouth. then proceeds to hang the anchor from the hook and swings it around a bit like a pendulum.

    He doesn't appear to be in any pain at all and removes everything without issue.

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    5 points Western_Shoulder_942

    Swings the anchor from the hook in his nose/mouth them takes the hook out. Nothing bad or disturbing unless him swinging it is disturbing. Frankly it would be worse if its was attached to just skin like his back or chest. Being through his face essentially isn't that bad.

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  • 1 points malepitt

    ok checking out of this one early

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  • 1 points Boochi_Da_Rocku

    I, Nose, strong

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  • 1 points tinzor

    This is a perfect example of “just because you can doesn’t mean you should.”

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  • 1 points SkivvySkidmarks

    Adds a whole new meaning to the expression, "being led by the nose."

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  • 1 points DKS13G

    So I can use a human for live bait? Hypothetically

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  • 1 points Ladams19

    I could not even finish this video. Got that weird feeling in my spine like when you look off the edge of a cliff.

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  • 1 points fogoticus

    I feel so fucking uncomfortable seeing this holy shit

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  • 1 points moisdefinate

    Dude

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  • 1 points vadvaro10

    Memories of the Jim Rose circus sideshow. Mr lifto did ridiculous things I didn't know the body could endure.

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  • 1 points st0rmbr1ng3r

    This reminds me of The Amazing Mr. Lifto. He was part of Jim Rose Circus.

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  • 1 points Chocoboperfected

    I had to stop watching once I realized what he was about to do.

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  • 1 points telephas1c

    Stop that.

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  • 1 points gggg_4_l

    I skipped forward in the video and was immediately caught off guard

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  • 1 points andrewtl271

    This guy must be great at holiday dinners

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  • 1 points VeterinarianMean3258

    He’s gonna give himself a sinus infection.

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  • 1 points Jediuzzaman

    I also just got hooked into watching this. Thanks for reeling me in!

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  • 1 points MowingInJordans

    For some reason I was expecting a rope to be tied around something too

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  • 1 points MechanicalTurkish

    You used to have to go to the circus and pay a dollar to see this sort of thing. What a fascinating modern age we live in.

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  • 1 points Ihavetoleavesoon

    Cool party trick for Christmas

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  • 1 points wallingfortian

    A class clown made it to retirement age?

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  • 1 points Leeeuui

    Imagine when your entire facial structure finally gives

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  • 1 points lcr68

    I was waiting for his maxilla to snap and some arteries to burst. So idiotic to do this.

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  • 1 points tegan_willow

    Stop…stop doing that. wtf??

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  • 1 points CDNINCDA

    Cocaine's a hell of a drug!

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  • 1 points WaterySky

    Could take nasopharyngeal no problem

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  • 1 points chrisfpdx

    Nah, just Boomer life before television!

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  • 1 points Spyhop

    I don't like this.

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  • 1 points rayfin

    No thank you.

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  • 1 points xoxoyoyo

    None for me, thanks though

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  • 1 points redditmike1002

    How does one discover this?

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  • 1 points Mayimbe007

    I think this warrants an automatic win on America's got talent....

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  • 1 points unknownobject3

    This is totally optional btw

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  • 1 points The_Bent_One

    Sometimes I wish I did not have internet....

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  • 1 points aimless167

    NSFW mark?

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  • 1 points Razaele

    damn, pretty happy that I stopped it right way when I saw the tools

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  • 1 points Temelios

    WTF?…

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  • 1 points maddog1956

    How do you say you use to be a carny without saying it?

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  • 1 points kempboy

    Don’t no….

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  • 1 points TedBurns-3

    He'll regret that when he grows up...

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  • 1 points mogekag

    Enough reddit for today. I was NOT expecting that.

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  • 1 points shonky111

    Get rid of migraines with this one weird trick!

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  • 1 points itzani

    Great way to clear the sinus.

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  • 1 points Etheo

    I don't understand what just happened

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  • 1 points GREGLIONS

    Ugh. 🤮

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  • 1 points bt65

    Don't tell him about sounding, or do it, I aint watching that no more anyway...

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  • 1 points S0M3_1

    How does someone come to know that they can do something like this?

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  • 1 points theeldergod1

    I would say "get a life" but he's like 60 years old, not much left.

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  • 1 points Estoye

    “Great, Dad. So, we’re just going to go to prom now…”

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  • 1 points greatauntflossy

    Nope

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  • 1 points Gloeschi

    All anchor, no fish

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  • 1 points inter-rupted

    I think I hate the human body

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  • 1 points Jeebus_crisps

    AND MY AXE

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  • 1 points ScaryFoal558760

    Yeah I'm thinking based

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  • 1 points z0mb1es

    I changed my mind about fighting this guy

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  • 1 points trinitrotrollin

    Whats neat is every human can do something similar with a long nail.There a straight hole through your those that a framing can slide right in. I've tried it,works,and no pain. This hook might take practice tho

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  • 1 points hornwalker

    👍🏻

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  • 1 points Angeloc_DK

    no not this time

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  • 1 points antiyoupunk

    I don't like that.

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  • 1 points pichael289

    I used a similiar trick to sneak drugs into jail once they started using those ass x-ray machines. You can fit a good amount in your nasal cavity and they don't think to check

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  • 1 points remembermemories

    That escalated so fast

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  • 1 points free_bawler

    Stop being a pussy and grab a treble hook with barbs on it! 🤣

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  • 1 points bitwise97

    I don't get it, but I bet bro has some unresolved issues

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  • 1 points ASimpleDude868

    Reminds me of Aqua Teen Hunger Forvr when Carl did the same thing with his necklace. (Episode Bookie)

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  • 1 points FingFrenchy

    At least I time to stop the video when I realized where this was heading. Yeesh.

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  • 1 points tanzmeister

    I wonder if he could support his whole body weight...

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  • 1 points MakkaCha

    Mr.Krabs did warn you not to go to that hook area.

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  • 1 points H3ll3rsh4nks

    What a blockhead! I love guys who still pull off old Carny skills!

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  • 1 points JicamaCreative5614

    Where the hell is my unsee juice!

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  • 1 points Inverno969

    Nope nope nope nope. Nope nope, nope.

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  • 1 points Woogity

    In Soviet Russia, fish hooks you.

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  • 1 points too_rolling_stoned

    I kinda feel like something’s gonna give one o’ these days.

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  • 1 points DuchessofSquee

    Dude missed his calling, the Jim Rose Circus in the 90s would have loved this!

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  • 1 points benargee

    As soon as I saw the hook touch his nose, I tapped out. Nah, not interested.

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  • 1 points popojo24

    Oh that was worse than I wanted to see. I thought he had a pre-pierced cheek he was going to push the hook through, or something.

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  • 1 points damnatio_memoriae

    ...i wish you didnt do that

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  • 1 points Levaris77

    How clear do his sinuses feel after that?

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  • 1 points joggernutt

    dayuuum

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  • 1 points larsonmars

    Insane George Clooney.

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  • 1 points everyother

    I thought this video would be boring at first, but 15 seconds in I was hooked

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  • 1 points TheShattered1

    As a former sideshow performer myself. I'm impressed.

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  • 1 points Benchen70

    Fuck! I am at work…. And I screamed at my desk when he put the hook to his nose… wtf

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  • 1 points aperture81

    In theory, could anyone do this or did this guy do too much coke back in the day?

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  • 1 points Veevickavin

    Drinking’s going to be messy for him.

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  • 1 points Senior_Paramedic_105

    I guess that’s a good way to get lockjaw

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  • 1 points harleycurnow

    So tempted to learn this for when I have a blocked nose

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  • 1 points MegaVortex

    New routine u/scamschoolbrian??

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  • 1 points Successful-Yak4905

    I’m done with the internet

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  • 1 points Behemothslayer

    Nah, fuck that

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  • 1 points Supremeism

    why

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  • 1 points Pyrozocker20

    How do you even find you that you could do that?

    Edit: Spelling

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  • 1 points NemeSisWiberg

    Baited.

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  • 1 points SHiNe2Me

    Ok, NO

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  • 1 points Popular_Application1

    What a strange covid test

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  • 1 points bball4294

    Uhmmm ...

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  • 1 points 2012EOTW

    He’s right. That went poorly.

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  • 1 points Tuonra

    It's not really what the fuck. I understand what. I do not understand why. WHY THE FUCK.

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  • 1 points YourOverlords

    got about 5 seconds in and noped the fuck out

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  • 1 points Elendil3119

    I don’t think I’ve ever flinched as hard as I did when watching this before… what a hall of fame stupid idea…

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  • 1 points DrunkenDude123

    Decided to fast forward to see if it’s worth watching… that was a mistake.

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  • 1 points braddeicide

    Nope, nope nope, saw where that was going. Good job probably but I'm not watching it lol.

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  • 1 points ohey1617

    Prolly still has problems nose breathing

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