Made a Roblox account when I was like five with the letters fss as the name, but it wasn’t long enough, so Roblox suggested sloopyfss. Been that way since I guess.
Play on words of Fastest Gun in the west but instead I remembered the insult of calling someone a fat fuck and swapped out words appropriately. People I know question it a lot though XD
I mean, I heard war in America and thats my first thought.
And the civil war was historically quite Uncivilized.
So a one on a much smaller scale that resulted in the redditor replacing his balls can still go by that name
I like the colour pink and always picked it while playing Halo… Then Joji happened and now I gotta tell a bunch of people I have never watched any of his videos.
to be fair, i made this account back when i was still thinking hating on simps, being an anti-furry and being homophobic was tuff. i changed alot and for the good.
Pussy Control is my favourite Prince song. after some time i omitted the vowels to avoid censorship by dirty word detection systems. only Nintendo wasn‘t fooled.
I was playing a minigame collection on Roblox when I was like 10, and I was in an obby race against 2 other guys. I absolutely smoked the competition and they said stuff like "holy shit youre fast". My username is turbo236, so I just responded "just call me nitro turbo", and here we are.
I wanted to keep my reddit username unique from my other socials. It’s nice to have ur irl identity seperate from ur online sometimes, especially on reddit of all places.
Anyways, I chose something that represented me perfectly by doing something I do regularly
The X's are variables, so you could make up any four letter word you want.
I should've listened to my intuition when I created the username because XXX = porn, not XXXX. However people either can't see that 4th X or are not my type.
I live rurally in the sierra foothills of CA. I come from a long line of white witches. I would almost always rather be sitting with my toes in warm sand gazing at the ocean.
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Idk
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hi
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Same here maybe be you know
Long time no see.
Idk either
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Wubba lubba dub dub man
And thats a reference, I dont feel that way, but I hope it gets better for you
Ricky ticky tah-vee, brother😮💨 I guess thats just the wAaAay the news goes🥺
I understood that sentences meaning
I just love pierogi, bro. I eat all the pierogi in the world and leave none for the rest
Understandable
I have some in my freezer so that can't possibly be true
Have you checked?
OH SHIT MY PIEROGI
Kurwa pierogi fan spotted
You just think you ate all the pierogi but I got most of it
Pierogi's are the best
Oh dam, now I crave pierogi and sour cream yet it appears that you've finished them all
Made a Roblox account when I was like five with the letters fss as the name, but it wasn’t long enough, so Roblox suggested sloopyfss. Been that way since I guess.
See, it's not always that deep lol
Something tells me I don't want to ask yours...
It's not cuz of hentai!! 😭 Lol
Nobody suggested that...
Many people have assumed!! Lol
https://i.redd.it/5asqhktbtz5g1.gif
You explained your username perfectly
I dont want to know how deep does the squid go
Huh?
Legend🤙🏼
Got an exhale of air from me, I don't know what to tell you
Idk man. You might have to change your name now.
I am a male who just signed up.... three years ago
I guess time is relative...
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Awh darn, the poor soul got banned🥺😮💨
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Play on words of Fastest Gun in the west but instead I remembered the insult of calling someone a fat fuck and swapped out words appropriately. People I know question it a lot though XD
Umm self love I guess
I really dont like this game
Hmm
Do you fly on the Embraer 175 often?
I like the E175
I lost my balls in the Central american war
A civil war
If they took his balls, sir, I do not believe it was very civil🫡
I mean, I heard war in America and thats my first thought. And the civil war was historically quite Uncivilized. So a one on a much smaller scale that resulted in the redditor replacing his balls can still go by that name
☹️
Legit. I feel ya.
I fell backwards from a wall onto a parking curb; broke my ribs, and cracked my head open like a Um…acorn.
... like...Humpty Dumpty .?
No joke, life is hard… I’m literally back in the hospital right now because I flipped over my walker today
I remember when I used to be obsessed with the Sten Gun, the British wwii submachine gun, for some reason lol
Basically It was a super cheap and mass produced gun, and looked super wonky. But I loved it haha
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Neat
Okay I have mad respect for you on that one, thats awesome
I just… want to take in every dog and love on them. Done myself a dirty with my own dog. Little bugger has chronic FOMO and only-child syndrome.
Gonna have to win lotto to build a four acre run anyway, so until then, guess who’s a spoiled little asshole!
Username cousins? 😻
Wow! Cool! 👋
That i don't like addictive short form content that every social media spoonfeeds their users.
I agree. Heavily. You are doing the world a service by hating that awful app!
A condiment you squirt with laser precision
Squirt power
I was scared of trying reddit out because a friend told me some stories.
Trust me, you get numb to them.
Ngl even after 6 years this platform surprises me from time to time
random keyboard smash aranged in a cool sounding username
Wild
Both a circumcision joke, and a trans joke.
Say your username with an over the top Asian accent while slurring heavily.
I actually do want to be a cave diver.
Yeah man
r/foundtheyeahman
r/subsmygayassfellfor
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/subsifellfor
I refuse to believe this isn't because of Desmond from lost
It’s an animal I like and paws
Two weird things, furry and feet fetish /s
Caught. Damn
It's his username. His special power is to have the best logic in that regard.
Oh cool
Was addicted to heroin at the time and referred to the drawn up heroin in a syringe as liquid happiness. Clean 4.5 yrs now!!!
Proud of you
Bunch of gibberish that somehow got autocorrected.
Thats such a cool user tho lol
My bad luck is gonna kill me some day
Better than dying by good luck.
I regret
2619
I love this little guy!
So when a mommy trolley and a daddy trolley lover each other very much… then 658 times later you get me :)
can i get info on what a trolley is?
A store shopping cart, miniature train that goes through the cities, a mine cart or similar truck, me :)
Take you pick
absolutely nothing
An ordinary one
at some point?
A mix of a can of soda and also a video game character name as a reference
you could say I'm your little soda pop.
Wait is that you Romance
Nah it’s meant to be Kazuichi but they kinda look similar
My nickname and a Rush reference.
I'm a dry sponge
That's exactly what a wet sponge would say!
No
https://preview.redd.it/h42q8yfb0z5g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c3a25d2d41eb4c4b997976f844fb4fd15c82942
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Name+character+day and year of birth
day 20200...
year 1 was looooong
And what's your mom's maiden name/the street u grew up on again???
I don’t have any fucks to give.. I suppose
Ooo, is that Leetcode
Here. Your own theme song. 😉
My pup was snout punching me to get my attention while i was listening to Five Finger Death Punch.
Eh...don't really care
I like the colour pink and always picked it while playing Halo… Then Joji happened and now I gotta tell a bunch of people I have never watched any of his videos.
to be fair, i made this account back when i was still thinking hating on simps, being an anti-furry and being homophobic was tuff. i changed alot and for the good.
Reddit picked it for me, and my english isn't good enough to catch on double meaning...
Reddit generated
Ahh, thats it looks like a bot
But your chill with Ad being in your name🤔🤔🤔
FREE PIZZA
Whispers in the tone of the free real estate ad It’s free Pizza
Uhmmmmmm undiagnosed adhd go brrr?
As a child I was turned into a Hoodie
Im sure you bring all the girls to the yard
https://preview.redd.it/5pk0a5ilq06g1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4484cf1ddbc2c2dd98052058025ab6790fbbea6
Quite the opposite
I'll give you 3 guesses
WAS THAT THE LICK OF 76?!
I like blades, but I have slow reaction. Something like that
Pussy Control is my favourite Prince song. after some time i omitted the vowels to avoid censorship by dirty word detection systems. only Nintendo wasn‘t fooled.
I Cannot Tell A Lie
I'm definitely not a possessed doll.
mine means nothing
(how do you change username)
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aww man
So we back in the mine...
I was playing a minigame collection on Roblox when I was like 10, and I was in an obby race against 2 other guys. I absolutely smoked the competition and they said stuff like "holy shit youre fast". My username is turbo236, so I just responded "just call me nitro turbo", and here we are.
I would rather not
Ah, my people.
Uh...
I like asking questions.
I also didn't want anything that would be easily traced back to me IRL
Things I like that start with T.
I hate myself please be kind
Latin name for a cool tree. 123
It was something someone said to me as I was walking out of a convenience store the day I created my profile.
You know what, I shornt
Well. I’m Jeana. I rock.
👀
I like apple juice
Eggxactly what it says.
It's pretty self explanatory
No no. I need a very detailed explanation. Jk
Reddit randomized it for me... I swear it's not soft😭
My name is Adrian and I love you.
I thought it be a cool content creator name when I was in middle school...
Giovanni Giorgio from Jojo
Batwoman in urdu. (:
I’m a dad with bad hair
Reddit lo escogió para mí
I've no comment on this post one way or another.
Because it's what I named her
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One of the best lines in the movie "Holes"
I am sad
It's from a song. Blackstreet - Fix.
I wanted to keep my reddit username unique from my other socials. It’s nice to have ur irl identity seperate from ur online sometimes, especially on reddit of all places.
Anyways, I chose something that represented me perfectly by doing something I do regularly
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Town.
Boobs
I like remotes so much I hide them in the background
I liked Bender from Futurama and I chose some nice sounding binary gibberish loosely based on the ass tattoo episode
I like summer idk
I'd rather not talk about it...
I'm autistic.
I make rare decisions
Drama with pins
I'm only in it for the money
my name is Kassidy and I'm silly
I fart a lot
Yeah sure
I like bologna sandwiches and the Thunder are my favorite basketball team. I combined and made a Porn stars name.
GirlMayXXXX
The X's are variables, so you could make up any four letter word you want.
I should've listened to my intuition when I created the username because XXX = porn, not XXXX. However people either can't see that 4th X or are not my type.
I had a mouse I named moose. He was fat.
I live rurally in the sierra foothills of CA. I come from a long line of white witches. I would almost always rather be sitting with my toes in warm sand gazing at the ocean.
I like my Bubble Tea cold and idk how to spell
Idk how to change mine :(
It's my name..I know, I'm so original.
I'm a metalhead and couldn't think of a good username that didn't sound generic af
There's a character from Funny Komiks in the Philippines named Colleen Shidoujj from the story Adeniss X.
Im a guy with childish humor.