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  • 1 points UpvoteBecauseButt-ModTeam

    A butt must be present, but not be the focus of your post.

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  • 648 points Dudeshoot_Mankill

    Need pic of Mrs Sharon to figure out if I'm revolted or interested.

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    161 points mr_sisterfister

    You got a pic of the important parts

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    101 points tooboardtoleaf

    A lot more detailed than I expected honestly

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    12 points robaroo

    Word on the street is she’s 95 and suffering from dementia.

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  • 153 points balognasoda

    She's pressin' cold cuts

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  • 239 points JKFrowning

    This has to be fake. Who the fuck free flaps a workout?

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    210 points captainzigzag

    Mrs Sharon, that’s who.

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    31 points i_like_cake_96

    fuck-I laughed at this

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    11 points medicmatt

    It’s a bench in a locker room shower isn’t it? Hence the generic shower shoes.

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    19 points ilikebigassesandtits

    Way more than you’d think. It’s starting to become cameltoe central around my gym (not that I’m complaining), and it’s obvious some are going commando.

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    15 points Don_Damarco

    I've been looking for a new place to work out.. what is the name of your gym?

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    9 points motosandguns

    That’s inside the locker by the showers.

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    49 points MickyG913

    It’s obviously fake. How would they have gotten her phone number? If they had gotten her phone number, they wouldn’t ask if it’s her. They also would just address it right there and then, not text her afterward

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    21 points ZefireFrost

    Don't gyms record down phone numbers when you sign up for memberships?

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    4 points EnvironmentalGift257

    Yes and there are internal cameras so totally possible somebody saw a particularly gross ass print, looked at the footage, and compared to the check in times in the computer.

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    17 points Tbone259

    And who answers random texts at midnight?

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  • 17 points Not_Spike_Jonze

    No way this is real lolol. Also texting a customer that at midnight is hilarious 😂

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  • 14 points i_like_cake_96

    was she just wearing a bikini.??

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    17 points humourlessIrish

    Spandex

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  • 38 points JoeFreedom17

    Free-flappin’!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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  • 17 points Faskwodi

    All I can think of is Tropic Thunder. Alpa Chino! Booty Sweat!

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  • 8 points beyondmyexpertise

    Shroud of Mrs Sharon …it’s a miracle

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  • 4 points Encrypted_clam

    Crime scene silhouette

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  • 5 points thesmoothest18

    Not my proudest moment.

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  • 3 points 5319Camarote

    Isn’t this a Seinfeld episode?

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    15 points Cedric_T

    everything is a Seinfeld episode.

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  • 3 points MAC_Addy

    That’s not a chair!

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  • -15 points blackaltisit

    Id sniff the fuck outta that chair god damn

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    32 points humourlessIrish

    Man of culture

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    20 points blackaltisit

    My man

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    7 points Don_Damarco

    I think thats how they knew it was Sharon.

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    7 points RoastPork2017

    Respect

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    2 points Palmdiggity888

    Wack

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  • -20 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    7 points thegroundbelowme

    No, you are supposed to wipe down stuff you sweat on. It’s basic courtesy.

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    -3 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    5 points thegroundbelowme

    They do clean things, but gyms can have many dozens of people all working out at once. There's no way for a "cleaning service" to be on hand to wipe down every bench after every time someone sits down.

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