Zip line booty
  • 87 points EscapeFacebook

    I was a little worried until he pulled out the second zip line

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    61 points jericho458slr

    Me too. I was thinking “wait wtf safety means a couple extra wraps around the bicycle handle bar thing?!” Either way looks sketchy to me.

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  • 251 points jimboiow

    That ass has its own gravitational field.

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    52 points Ravenclaw_14

    Forget its own gravitational field, one inch bigger and it'll start fisheye lensing gravity like a black hole

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    17 points pengeek

    Hence the extra rigging

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    13 points Ame_No_Uzume

    Can’t have her causing astrophysical phenomena in the middle of a zip line.

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    45 points SignificantTune899

    No wonder its attracting me!

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  • 68 points Stuckwiththis_name

    No gate to keep her from going early?

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    18 points NavinRJohnson48

    It's the only thing I saw

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    -18 points Substantial__Unit

    Ya this was fucking terrifying. Some.dumb blond would prob just take off. This is terrible design.

    I went to a zipline place in St. Lucia that was almost all hand made and they had a lot more safety guards than this one does.

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    -14 points Awkward-Violinist-10

    If you just walk off a cliff, that's natural selection at that point. We can't/shouldn't design the entirely world for prematurely born infants.

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    14 points Substantial__Unit

    So why do they put fences or glass walls up at viewing platforms on skyscrapers. Why are seatbelts mandatory? The person who is being strapped in is full of adrenaline and one mid hear from the guy saying something like go might send them to their death.

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  • 58 points SoFloBodycast

    Yea i need a caribeaner on there somewhere if thats me getting on that Zipline 😂

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    34 points ExportTHCs

    Yeah those aren't even knots. He just wrapped it around the bar a bunch. 🫣

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    8 points kashuntr188

    I was like. She's strapped in, if you can call it that. But not clipped in.

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  • 30 points Boring_Contribution

    Yo can I get a carabiner

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  • 24 points Scouse_Werewolf

    "She came in like a wreeeeecking baaallll!!"

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  • 18 points SpyriusChief

    Is that really how they do zip lines? I knew they were sketchy but there's no secure lock.mm just webbing looped around a handle. Wow

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  • 50 points jfmdavisburg

    r/gifsthatendtoosoon

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  • 11 points Chrisdkn619

    Imma need a D-ring or carabiner actually locked into that damn thing!

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  • 25 points Billytheidd69

    Quite a dumper.

    May want to check the load strength of those ropes.

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    13 points Anxious-Chemistry-6

    Ass like that, the load strength on my ropes will be plenty strong

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    2 points Dremlock45

    😂😂😂

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  • 7 points marcmayhem

    They need a heavy lift chopper to take that dump truck across the ravine.

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  • 6 points TheGambit

    That is well past “booty” classification

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  • 82 points PhysicsAndFinance85

    The way they design and wear leggings these days should create some serious false advertising lawsuits. I can only imagine what that looks like without the leggings holding it all together.

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    12 points SignificantTune899

    Or... what if that ass is just perfect! Thats what I imagine! Lol

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    28 points PhysicsAndFinance85

    I think that's where we all go mentally. But we know the reality and it's heartbreaking lol

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    19 points SignificantTune899

    Ignorance is bliss!

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    29 points fenderputty

    Or ... you like imperfections on a thick ass, like most dudes who like thick asses do.

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    10 points PhysicsAndFinance85

    Loving little imperfections is one thing. We all do. Presenting perfection and looking like chewed bubblegum is a totally different story

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    27 points fenderputty

    Like I said ... if you like an ass that big you're well aware of what's underneath. Only way you're fooled is if you've never seen that thick of an ass before. lol

    You and I know what we like and we're not fooled.

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    2 points Then_Chef7392

    Nah bro most of us love cellulite, we're not superficial

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    1 points Dremlock45

    I think it's kinda in between that's so BBL non natural stuff that probably holds together ok

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  • 7 points MrIMendez

    Bet she was hauling ass going down that zipline

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  • 29 points Kick_Natherina

    A little much for my taste, personally.

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    1 points Effective-Wolf5368

    Fair enough. Luckily, my taste as well as others here.

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  • 3 points AppointmentLivid8457

    Saaauce

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    5 points radiobennson

    Karen Belen

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  • 3 points chefwindu

    You can sit a drink on that thing.

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  • 5 points ParticularLobster215

    @blogkarenbelen for men of science

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  • 8 points Strange_Salary

    Diaper butt or all natural boys?

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    10 points no1cares4yu

    Pamper

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  • 2 points LBERN

    Please don’t break.

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  • 2 points blacbird

    Girl looks like an in life rendition of the Incredibles mom!

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  • 2 points kotor-170

    Could really rest your head on that thing at the end of a hard day.

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  • 2 points Flying_Saucer_Attack

    Built like a Pixar mom

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    2 points SignificantTune899

    Mrs. Incredible!

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  • 4 points Enzo0018

    🤮

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  • 1 points Dudeshoot_Mankill

    Goddamn

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  • 1 points Educational-Gate-880

    Yep it’ll pull me in everytime!!!!

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  • 1 points murkymoon

    Yeah those straps ain't going anywhere.

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  • 1 points Faskwodi

    Definitely get the extra rig.

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  • 1 points siweLyerffeJ

    Somebody pray for pastor

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  • 1 points bigpoopidoop

    Good lord...

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  • 1 points themysticalwarlock

    great googly moogly, that thang is juicy

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  • 1 points solidlymediocre

    Built like a damn centaur.

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  • 1 points Alcovv

    That’s no booty! That’s a space station!

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  • 1 points ch3rn0byl_g3rbil

    fn jip

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  • 1 points Dremlock45

    Bro dw if she falls she's gonna be fine with those.. holy airbags sit on me mommy pls haha 😂

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  • 1 points Tofushopdriftin

    More like zip line Bakery

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  • 1 points FadedDice

    R/lardass

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  • -2 points We_Are_Ninja

    That thing is prolly hella aerodynamic...

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  • 0 points tboy160

    That holding position could not have been more perfect

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  • -2 points LCH44

    The Magnificent Flying Badonkadonk

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  • -7 points acapwn

    I know that butt stinks!

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    1 points SignificantTune899

    Only one way to find out! Sniff sniff

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  • -9 points BoysenberryGeneral20

    Like Theo Von said : Black woman-big ass. Black dude-big dick. Asian women-flat ass. Asian dude -small dick. White woman -avarage ass. White dude- average dick. It's science.

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  • -3 points joniprv2

    Ass in the sky

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  • -1 points kingtroll355

    “I love my job!”

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  • -5 points UpbeatVeterinarian18

    lordy

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  • -1 points AbbreviationsNo4089

    🎳

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