So why do they put fences or glass walls up at viewing platforms on skyscrapers. Why are seatbelts mandatory? The person who is being strapped in is full of adrenaline and one mid hear from the guy saying something like go might send them to their death.
The way they design and wear leggings these days should create some serious false advertising lawsuits. I can only imagine what that looks like without the leggings holding it all together.
Like I said ... if you like an ass that big you're well aware of what's underneath. Only way you're fooled is if you've never seen that thick of an ass before. lol
Like Theo Von said : Black woman-big ass. Black dude-big dick. Asian women-flat ass. Asian dude -small dick. White woman -avarage ass. White dude- average dick. It's science.
I was a little worried until he pulled out the second zip line
Me too. I was thinking “wait wtf safety means a couple extra wraps around the bicycle handle bar thing?!” Either way looks sketchy to me.
That ass has its own gravitational field.
Forget its own gravitational field, one inch bigger and it'll start fisheye lensing gravity like a black hole
Hence the extra rigging
Can’t have her causing astrophysical phenomena in the middle of a zip line.
No wonder its attracting me!
No gate to keep her from going early?
It's the only thing I saw
Ya this was fucking terrifying. Some.dumb blond would prob just take off. This is terrible design.
I went to a zipline place in St. Lucia that was almost all hand made and they had a lot more safety guards than this one does.
If you just walk off a cliff, that's natural selection at that point. We can't/shouldn't design the entirely world for prematurely born infants.
So why do they put fences or glass walls up at viewing platforms on skyscrapers. Why are seatbelts mandatory? The person who is being strapped in is full of adrenaline and one mid hear from the guy saying something like go might send them to their death.
Yea i need a caribeaner on there somewhere if thats me getting on that Zipline 😂
Yeah those aren't even knots. He just wrapped it around the bar a bunch. 🫣
I was like. She's strapped in, if you can call it that. But not clipped in.
Yo can I get a carabiner
"She came in like a wreeeeecking baaallll!!"
Is that really how they do zip lines? I knew they were sketchy but there's no secure lock.mm just webbing looped around a handle. Wow
r/gifsthatendtoosoon
Imma need a D-ring or carabiner actually locked into that damn thing!
Quite a dumper.
May want to check the load strength of those ropes.
Ass like that, the load strength on my ropes will be plenty strong
😂😂😂
They need a heavy lift chopper to take that dump truck across the ravine.
That is well past “booty” classification
The way they design and wear leggings these days should create some serious false advertising lawsuits. I can only imagine what that looks like without the leggings holding it all together.
Or... what if that ass is just perfect! Thats what I imagine! Lol
I think that's where we all go mentally. But we know the reality and it's heartbreaking lol
Ignorance is bliss!
Or ... you like imperfections on a thick ass, like most dudes who like thick asses do.
Loving little imperfections is one thing. We all do. Presenting perfection and looking like chewed bubblegum is a totally different story
Like I said ... if you like an ass that big you're well aware of what's underneath. Only way you're fooled is if you've never seen that thick of an ass before. lol
You and I know what we like and we're not fooled.
Nah bro most of us love cellulite, we're not superficial
I think it's kinda in between that's so BBL non natural stuff that probably holds together ok
Bet she was hauling ass going down that zipline
A little much for my taste, personally.
Fair enough. Luckily, my taste as well as others here.
Saaauce
Karen Belen
You can sit a drink on that thing.
@blogkarenbelen for men of science
Diaper butt or all natural boys?
Pamper
Please don’t break.
Girl looks like an in life rendition of the Incredibles mom!
Could really rest your head on that thing at the end of a hard day.
Built like a Pixar mom
Mrs. Incredible!
🤮
Goddamn
Yep it’ll pull me in everytime!!!!
Yeah those straps ain't going anywhere.
Definitely get the extra rig.
Somebody pray for pastor
Good lord...
great googly moogly, that thang is juicy
Built like a damn centaur.
That’s no booty! That’s a space station!
fn jip
Bro dw if she falls she's gonna be fine with those.. holy airbags sit on me mommy pls haha 😂
More like zip line Bakery
R/lardass
That thing is prolly hella aerodynamic...
That holding position could not have been more perfect
The Magnificent Flying Badonkadonk
I know that butt stinks!
Only one way to find out! Sniff sniff
Like Theo Von said : Black woman-big ass. Black dude-big dick. Asian women-flat ass. Asian dude -small dick. White woman -avarage ass. White dude- average dick. It's science.
Ass in the sky
“I love my job!”
lordy
🎳