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[Top & Favorites] For anyone visiting, here are the top scoring and my personal favorites

[WP] Unfortunately, you have watched the tape that kills you in seven days if you don't show it to someone else. You never did share it, you just watch it again every six days to reset the timer.

[WP] So…what, did you sell your soul to a demon for your magic?” “No, but I did beat a fairy at poker.” “….Okay, I’m gonna need to hear this story.”

[SP] "How do you lie to yourself so easily?"

[WP] You are aspiring mob boss in a small Virginia county of 25,000 people, an associate has threatened to rat you out, and you and your main crew have to find/deal with him.

[WP] "Look," the ghost said to the priest, "normally, what you're doing would work, but God actually granted me permission to be here."

"Summoned Hero? Is this some kind of a joke. Sounds like you're dressing up conscription in pretty words. I think I'll pass."

[WP] You are a revered Dragonslayer. Having slain many dragons in your life. When you finally settled down your wife reveals herself to be the queen of dragons in a human form. You aren't sure what to say.

[WP] One of your colleagues at the magic academy is quite vocal about how the prophesied apocalypse has begun and the world is doomed. But to be fair, you and your old adventuring buddies didn't exactly have an audience when you averted that prophecy.

[WP] the peasants have noticed the king has been adopting many orphans. They assume it's just the kings bastards but turns out the king just has a real soft spot for kids and can't let them suffer. The queen finds the whole situation hilarious

[WP] “You’re the…? You can’t be the Hero. Your soul is… it’s too dark. Much too dark.”

[WP] You die and wake in Hell. You ask someone who’s been here longer, “Can you leave?” “Anyone can return to the mortal realm whenever they want,” as a demon throws him into lava. Weird... Because if that’s true then why is Hell still full?

[WP] you were dating the villain this came with some difficulty such as heroes constantly taking you from the home you shared with the villain in attempt to “save” you

Writing Prompt[WP] "Just sell that." The hero said, pointing at the villains highly advanced jetpack. "The hell are you robbing a bank for? Do you have any idea how much the army would pay for that!? Or for ANY of the other gadgets you made!?"

[WP] You have a big nose which just keeps getting bigger. Only one person in your life seems to notice, until it's too late...

Writing Prompt[WP] People get assigned a random playing card at birth to determine their future status. Only a few thousand in the world get face cards and became royalty. You’re the first person ever to get an Ace.

[WP] A convenience store is being robbed with you in it. Too bad for the robber(s) you're one of the top 10 super heroes in the world and they don't even recognize you.

[WP] "Well I was told to dress for the job I want not the job I have." They said their voice echoing from under the visor of the black armor.

[WP] "an initiate's mana could be imagined as a flame, most are small candles to bright torches. And we at the order help these flames flourish into something useful... but you're a raging wildfire."

[WP] You are John Videogame, a hero who draws their power from the most recent video game they played. Today you fight villainy with the power of: Helldivers 2

[WP] The paladin just received a prophecy that no man shall ever kill him. To his annoyance the party is sitting around the campfire making guesses and creating scenarios on what will actually kill him and why.

[WP] "My therapist says I should love myself more." Said the girl who bought entire stocks of chocolate for valentines. All for herself.

[WP] The doorbell rings once, you ignore it. It rings twice, you still ignore it, but you are now getting nervous about it. The doorbell rings a third time, you are very worried right now...

[WP] A billionaire invites you to serve as a waiter/ress at his private residence for $1 million dollars. You accept without hesitation, however reading his strange ‘rules’ you begin to wonder if that was a good choice.