See! This is what happens when you throw shit off mountains. They hit other shit. Bigger shit and that rolls even, hitting bigger shit until this happens. And somebody's motorcycle gets squashed
Ooohh, a couple of guys in the road. Somebody's about to be hit by a car. Guess not. Ooohh, somebody's carrying a ladder near some power lines. Somebody's about to be electrocuted. Hmmmm, not that either. We'll what is going to happen to these guy.... Holy mother of God! 😱😱😱
"And there the boulder sits, basking in the afterglow of a successful hunt -- a rare and magnificent specimen of the urban motorcycle, now flattened to its natural resting state."
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giant boulder suddenly detached from a mountainside above the road and almost crushed a motorcyclist.
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motorcycles are so dangerous
Saved the house though
Yep
definitely the front fence
the way he places the motorcycle gently to the ground looks like he anticipated it precisely - what a hero 🙂
That boulder held that grudge for 4 billion years
I hope he had "getting crushed by a giant boulder" insurance
You have to be a little bolder
Don't rock the boat
Don't take it for granite.
I'd be petrified, seeing that rolling down the street toward me!
55+ years old. This is the first legit case where "Had to lay her down" could be used accurately.
Dudes insurance will never believe him til they watch the footage.
Hell I watched it and still dont want to believe it. Thats just terrifying to think about
The boulder looks a bit too perfect, cartoonish even. I'm gonna just not believe it
Close your eyes. If you cant see it, it cant see you. ..wait.
I like how he gently lays down the motorcycle down so as not to damage it right before that giant boulder rolls on top of it.
He just had to be respectful in its final moments.
Mfer thought he was Indiana Jones for a second.
That bike is a hero.
Rider of the Lost Bike
And he wasn’t even wearing a helmet!
….
layed pipes save lives.
At least he placed it down gently
Thereby reducing damage to a minimum.
If only he had placed it to the other side damage actually would be minimum
Now it’ll buff out
Well if he dropped it hard he wouldnt be able to prove to the insurance that the damage wasnt caused then.
You dont want to give those vultures an inch.
Unfortunately on the wrong side / direction.
Nice of him to sacrifice his motorcycle to stop the boulder. At least there is video evidence that he opted to save himself instead of the motorcycle.
Nah, he upgraded. He's got a boulder, now. The pilgrims used to ride those baby's for miles.
Right? Plymouth rock, for example!
"One has to imagine Sisyphus filing an insurance claim"
I was waiting for Sisyphus to enter the room
If that happened to my bike, I'd be crushed
*It'd
I would have tried too hard to save it, so I stand by my words
Standing is optimistic.
That's because you rock.
The reason he wasn't crushed was it crushed guys bike instead.
(And yes I know you're starting a pun chain)
Fuck this motorcycle in particular
i came here to comment that hahaha
Lol he dropped his bike in exactly that one spot. Lottery winner!
But if he hadn’t it may have kept going. You could say “he positioned it just right”
Must be rock bottom.
"OK, ok, you can have my bike."
r/fuckyouinparticular
Is it just me or does that kinda look like it could but cut to the end of this video
Looks really similar!
.......at least he has the video proff when the insurance declined his first application.
What is this? Goron city?
That boulder down voted the motorcycle
Well, that won't buff out.
That will buff right out.
See! This is what happens when you throw shit off mountains. They hit other shit. Bigger shit and that rolls even, hitting bigger shit until this happens. And somebody's motorcycle gets squashed
Ooohh, a couple of guys in the road. Somebody's about to be hit by a car. Guess not. Ooohh, somebody's carrying a ladder near some power lines. Somebody's about to be electrocuted. Hmmmm, not that either. We'll what is going to happen to these guy.... Holy mother of God! 😱😱😱
That was truly unexpected.
Truly sad, his bike might’ve been fine if he didn’t do that
Shame he didn't get off on the other side of the bike. If it had fell the other way, it might just have survived.
He made the right decision to drop it though. The man has his priority right.
Where did it fall from!
Watching cartoons as a kid led me to believe giant boulders would come up in my life way more often than they actually do
r/youcantparkthere
Claims adjuster: So you hit a rock while riding your cycle?
Owner: No I layed it down and the rock hit it.
Adjuster: So the damage is mostly on one side then? 🫠
Like how the guy lays down his bike so gently, so as not to scratch it..
it is indeed unexpected
Imagine the insurance claim.
Cause Of Incident: Loaned bike to Wile E. Coyote.
Was not expecting that
You just gotta press R1 to skid in order to parry the boulder and send it back.
Not the bike!!
Holy rock
Aww that poor bike was so scared it peed itself!
Who throw that rock?
r/thatlookedexpensive
Bike for sale. Slight damage from a rock. No low-balls I know what I have.
I can imagine J.K. Simmons covering this in a Farmer's Insurance commercial
That looked like a personal vendetta. Wtf that bike do to that rock!?
I want to know the backstory here
Ran when parked.
Poor bike. He didnt make it
I want video of them moving said boulder
Like a movie
His motorcycle saved those homes :O
Always funny to me when people keep looking back while running away 😄
Sorry about the motorcycle, but thats a nice rock. Pioneers used to ride those babies for miles
That poor bike :(
Sisyphus: mb, can you throw it back please?
I guess grass on the road is no longer an issue?
I would be afraid the rock's little buddies would want to come for a visit.
Bitch, I am a rock!
Holy fukkkkkk
Stupid Indiana Jones and his shenanigans.
"Think fast chucklenuts"
Can’t park here mate
This is actually dead on unexpected, I had no idea this would happen.
Thought it was meteorite. I wish it was
I would have thrown my bike down a lot faster than that guy did
That boulder really said “fuck this bike in particular” rip
Large boulder the size of a huge boulder!
r/fuckyouinparticular
"..... And FUCK that specific motorcycle!!" - Probably that boulder
Just stopped by to crush this bike right here.
He should have tried honking!
that's actually how the dinosaurs got extinct
I thought it was god zilla at first.
Solid choice from the bike owner.
That's what you get for pissing off your Dungeon Master
I have to give him kudos though. Rather than be like
"I can save this bike! I'll get on and start it and I'll have time!" he's like
".. I do NOT have time to do that and I'm NOT going to end up in the Darwin Awards."
Imagine the Insurance claim - 'a giant boulder rolled on my bike...'
Boulder was like EFF this bike in particular!
Holy shit
Yeah, Farmers? It happened again.
Sisyphus will start all over again.
And he let down the motorcycle so softly. What a let down.
Needs a
"Watch out for rolling rocks" sign I think.
Or maybe "Danger, Wild Rocks!"
When God hates your bike
r/fuckyouinparticular
Holy shit I did not expect that
Can’t park there mate
Bike might have saved that building..
Insurance loss adjuster: “Sorry Sir, you put it there, we’re denying your claim”
DAMMM!
It’s as if the boulder’s sole mission was to crush that bike. “Now I can rest…”
So thats where it stopped after Raiders of the Lost Ark.
What if I told you I believe that bike actually saved that house
This Raiders of the Lost Ark remake looks like ass.
God dam kids throwing rocks!!!!!
Пи$да рулю
Had plenty of time to move his motorcycle.
Bike got caught between a rock and a hard place
If he only had leaned it the other way..........
Fuck that motorcycle in particular…it was on a mission got its target and took a seat.
It just came to total the bike.
Poor bike let out a little "honk" when it got squished
Sisyphus walks down after, "Fuck guys, my bad!"
It might have save the house actually
His horn did not honk when the boulder crushed the bike, did it!?
Rock took something personal I’d say.
I’d like to be a fly on the wall when he makes the insurance claim phone call .
Lay the bike down gently for it to be crushed by a boulder 😵💫
Insurance guy : AI has come a long way you know...
How profound. The Motorcycle bled out.⚰️
Rock and roll 🤙
...that'll buff right out. Good as new.
Why didn't someone stop the rock from hitting the motorcycle?
Oh, you found my rock! I turned my back for two seconds now this!
I hate it when this happens to me
that poor motorcycle. I hope insurance doesn't fight him too hard.
The boulder had a score to settle with the motorcycle.
fuck that bike in particular
If he’s left it standing it may have been only partly damaged.
Thank jeebus for ring cam footage.
As you explain it to your insurance company
That bike really pulled the road together
This is what I expect to happen every time I pass a "Falling Rock Zone" sign.
guardian angel saved someone from a bycicle crash 100%
The bike says to the stone... no mas!
I’m glad he was smart and just got out of there.
I don’t know what he did but God wasn’t happy with him.
It took him 7 working days to leave his bike to oblivion.
May as well cycle that right into the metal bin 🤘
This was rock solid I say!!
A graveler has blocker use rock smash
Holy meteorites, Batman!
Rock n Roll Biker
Deities out there throwing rocks now?
Did the boulder beep the horn on the bike?
Perfect hit. Someone had good aim.
If he’d had flip flops on it would’ve been fine
Makes me wonder what if he had placed the bike other side?
¡Qué suerte haber sido salvado!
Tired of AI
That bike must be nicknamed The Roadrunner, it even meep, meeped at the end
"And there the boulder sits, basking in the afterglow of a successful hunt -- a rare and magnificent specimen of the urban motorcycle, now flattened to its natural resting state."
It's so cute you see the bike bleeding out
The motorcycle was safe where it was originally, that sucks!
It'd be poetic if the bike had one of those Rock 'n' Roll stickers
“We’re sorry to inform you that your insurance does not cover acts of god.”
Sacrificed his bike to save lives. Not all heroes wear capes.
Hey! You can’t park here. Rock, “yeah, I can” Bike, “Oof, sorry.”
Had to lay her down
r/fuckyouinparticular
It's never a good idea getting stoned on the morning
That rock is easily around 6 tons. RIP bike.