Hitting rock bottom
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    OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


    Guy uses a lighter on a spoon but instead of taking drugs hes using it to eat ice-cream


    Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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  • 5154 points CurlyLoveG

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    708 points TrueJinHit

    He's well on his way to Type 5 Diabetes

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    146 points multiarmform

    It works better when you put the spoon in the microwave

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    68 points WookieDavid

    Actually, plain spoons like this are perfectly microwave safe unless you place it touching the wall of the microwave.
    The problem with metal in microwaves is caused by charges building up and jumping from one point to another. This will absolutely happen between the prongs of a fork or the folds on crumbled aluminium foil.
    But spoons have a continuous mostly flat surface so the charges have an easier time balancing out by traveling within the metal. Hence, no arcs.

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    62 points multiarmform

    make us a video of you demonstrating this with a spoon in your own microwave, please

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    38 points WookieDavid

    I'm not going to bother because videos can't be embedded in the comments. But there's plenty of videos showing and explaining this online.

    Here a video explaining it https://youtu.be/fljZ_jaUq-c?si=JisGbAZtVIuQ4iHk
    Here a video putting a spoon knife and fork and nothing happens with any of them https://youtu.be/Ih2BvzWbJAU?si=G3LEkwo-H_i391pr

    If you want to see any other combination feel free to search for it yourself. YouTube is brimming with microwave experiments

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    8 points unknown_pigeon

    There's a good experiment by the dude I can't remember the name of who does those kind of experiments while pretending to be dumb (except the video where he arched some current and he tried to catch the device with his hands, we was very close to being electrocuted to death there by his own admission)

    Anyway, as you said, spoons and knives are completely fine by themselves, and the issue comes only when you give electricity something to arc over (forks are the main culprit there, aluminum coming hot second)

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    5 points eli_liam

    Electroboom

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    48 points Ill_Technician3936

    RFK Jr. like predictions

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    3 points noproblem_bro_

    5 Diabetes

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    3 points Informal_Soil_5207

    5 diabetes

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    22 points raisedonstubbys

    Please don’t share spoons.

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    3 points Gumbanks12

    What if you already kiss the share-er?

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  • 1836 points Rozenor

    I suck on icecream, do I do it wrong or y'all also chew?

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    1657 points David_Good_Enough

    Don't say that, you don't suck, pal. You're a terrific guy 👍

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    219 points Sea-Cupcake-2065

    Don't say that, you don't suck, pal. You're a terrific gay 👍

    Also true

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    49 points United_Boy_9132

    Yeah, your corrected version explains why he sucks. I hope he sucks well.

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    9 points OmegaAngelo

    His buddy Ice Cream sounds like a terrific guy as well

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    3 points ISoldMyPeanitsFarm

    You haven't seen him on ice cream. He's like an entirely different person. It's terrifying.

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    134 points theFields97

    I chew. But im also the type of person to go through one of those party size tubs of ice cream in a couple days. For my own health and safety I do not keep ice cream in my house.

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    89 points EchoLocation8

    I don't understand how people chew, my teeth freak the fuck out if they touch something as cold as ice cream. Like my dad chews ice cubes and I don't get it, that shit is so painful.

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    30 points theFields97

    There are definitely people who are more sensitive to cold i for some reason dont have that. I still get brain freezes but my teeth are usually fine. I also chew ice. Especially ice from Chick-fil-A.

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    14 points sheky

    I used to do this all the time but then the dentist told me it was destroying my teeth. I highly recommend you stop.

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    7 points DarkishFriend

    I chew ice cream but I can't just bite it in half like normal food because it's so cold. I kinda rotate it around and chew the sides

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    6 points lnTwain

    Same here. I fortunately don't have issues when it comes to my teeth, but a chunk of something freezer cold is just unpleasant to have in your mouth.

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    7 points joshTheGoods

    Chewing ice is one of the top causes of broken teeth, FYI.

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    6 points preflex

    Hey, I chew ice and some of my teeth aren't broken yet!

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    3 points Joe_bob_Mcgee

    So, like, how do you eat ice cream without it touching your teeth?

    seriously, maybe i'm just dumb, but I don't understand.

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    23 points Ok-Syllabub-6619

    I put it in my mouth and let it thaw, instead of chewing or sucking but that's cuz of teeth sensitivity so I dunno, i never swallow still solid ice cream, am I doing it wrong?

    Edit: oooh ok I just understood it, yea exactly i suck it too (pun intended)

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    59 points stonekeep

    My teeth started to hurt just thinking about biting/chewing ice cream.

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    12 points Gravitas-and-Urbane

    People biting ice cubes like a parrot fish extracting raw minerals from the earth's mantle.

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    19 points Ganjaleezarice69

    Chewing on ice cream would be in my Saw movie, I’d die

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    45 points rebels-rage

    Im the weird one for biting my ice cream but you’re over there like

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    6 points mymindpsychee

    Gotta show off the action

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    4 points frysfrizzyfro

    Right? I'm genuinely disgusted when I see someone ruin a perfectly good ice cream by melting it down outside of their mouth.

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    8 points willfrodo

    You eat ice cream however you want, king

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    7 points Xicsukin

    Imma a sucker. I like to whip it until its runny and slurp it

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    11 points Modus_Man

    I don’t think I have ever chewed ice cream unless it was an ice cream sandwich.

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  • 1467 points Amdvoiceofreason

    How's burnt butane soot taste with ice cream? 🤔

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    333 points jarealist1

    Only for the first bite!

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    402 points Vlyde

    Easier work around is putting the spoon in the microwave on high for 2 minutes.

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    336 points Valtari47

    can't wait for some LLM/AI to use this as a source

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    94 points owl306

    You can safely put a metal spoon in a bowl or cup with water in the microwave. You can't put forks in the microwave because the tongs will arc. I actually just recently learned this.

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    43 points Confused_Nuggets

    A metal ball will likely also be fine, but it’s best not to test it. Metal objects will arc more the sharper they are.

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    31 points VeganShitposting

    this is why I only use circular pieces of tin foil in my microwave

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    5 points snaxrael

    Spherical even

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    11 points Saucermote

    That's why you only put round things like grapes or eggs in the microwave.

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    5 points MugenMoult

    Ooooo, that's evil

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    2 points Kolby_Jack33

    So no kiki, only bouba.

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    3 points frisbeesloth

    I've had people lose their shit on me because I put metal bowls in the microwave. They don't have a rolled edge to arc so I don't see a problem. Some microwaves have metal racks in them. I'm sure my bowl is fine.

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    2 points Mark-Green

    it's unlikely to be a problem, but no metal is "safe" in a microwave. metals reflect the microwave and could burn shit if it's directed a bad way. big concave surfaces like metal spoons can be good at that

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    11 points NewCobbler6933

    I think spoons are actually fine if you were making a joke.

    But the real solution is what every Baskin and Robbin’s does - a simple vat of cold water.

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    4 points Ceph82

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    13 points SgTD4rKnEsS

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    12 points TheSilverOne

    A spoon shouldn't fuck up in the microwave, forks do because the tines are too close together and the "wave" connects the fork's tines. Atleast, I think so. I'm not brave enough to try.

    Same principle that makes a grape explode. They're just the perfect size of a microwave's wave.

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    15 points SgTD4rKnEsS

    Yeah imma trust my gut on this one tho. Not gonna try it xD. If anyone has the balls to do it let me know.

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    11 points EmphasisFrosty3093

    You don't need balls, just forks.

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    5 points Kolby_Jack33

    Fun fact: the reason microwave doors can have those holes in them to look through and not let microwaves out is because microwave wavelengths are too wide to fit through the holes.

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    6 points No_University1600

    yeah. the metal in microwaves (in general) is a myth.

    i got chewed out like 30 years for doing it once but its really not harmful in and of itself.

    I mean anyone whos used a hot pocket crisping sleeve has done it.

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    2 points Niznack

    Are you nuts! It'll get radiation! Stick it in the toaster. Just hold on to it so it doesn't fall in.

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    39 points big_duo3674

    Technically, pure carbon is the byproduct of incomplete combustion of butane, that's the soot. Elemental carbon has no flavor to humans, and since you guys are mostly made of that it should be fine!

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    38 points thehideousheart

    and since you guys are mostly made of that it should be fine!

    What the hell are you made of?

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    26 points lumpboysupreme

    Silicon if the clanker demographic here is anything to go by.

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    2 points MrDoontoo

    Unironically, silicon is the next best building block for actual life outside of carbon

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    8 points big_duo3674

    I am nitrogen based, so keep your bottles of Head And Shoulders away from me

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    5 points Makures

    That's it, I am getting a fire truck.

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    2 points Marcaloid

    Ka-kaaaaaaw

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    2 points big_duo3674

    I think we've established that ka-kaaw ka-kaww and tookie tookie don't work

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    5 points Prize_Regular_8653

    the burnt stainless steel finish on the other hand, very not good for you to be ingesting or inhaling 

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    3 points Charming_Run_4054

    What are you, then?

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    16 points EvilSporkOfDeath

    I'd be more worried about burning my tongue

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    2 points Couldbduun

    The ice cream would cool the spoon.  Metal heats up quickly and does not hold heat well.  Ice cream is mostly water which will absorb the heat from the spoon quickly without heating up much itself.  But if you didn't do a good job getting the spoon in contact with the ice cream you could very easily burn yourself.

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    13 points ContributionLowOO

    that's why real ones use a jet flame torch style lighter

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    9 points whoknowsifimjoking

    Yeah long live the meth lighters!

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    3 points PigInABearSuit

    Smokey, with notes of almond and WD-40.

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    3 points Prior_Dish868

    This guy blazes

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    3 points Standard-Pepper-6510

    Brain freeze and burnt tongue at the same time!

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    2 points WannaStahp

    Ikr?! he could burn the handle since it’s conductive or idk put the spoon in hot glass of water

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    2 points C0deHunter_

    Hank Hill here, this down right one of the most manly twist right here.

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    2 points Amdvoiceofreason

    He'd say real men use propane

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  • 665 points Jabberwock_king

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    59 points xenobit_pendragon

    “Troy and Abed scooping iiiice-cream.” 🎶

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    9 points old_ironlungz

    nights...

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    17 points beegtuna

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    4 points brown_bandit92

    Lol what show is this?

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    6 points i_tyrant

    Smiling Friends, but I don't remember this scene so might be a new ep or AI or something.

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    6 points Zylionx

    Not AI. Its a new teaser edited with impact frames from One Piece

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    2 points 8superboy08

    It's a new episode, I think it's like S2 ep7 or ep 6

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  • 172 points Quan-AKD

    Elite

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    55 points zangor

    The HR guy doing the background check:

    (Opens the page for 0.00003 seconds, closes it, presses the delete button on the application)

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    7 points lowdo1

    Haha 😆 oh man that’s like a sitcom in real life 

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    3 points billshermanburner

    Is this the “smells like tastes like” dude? He’s awesome.

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  • 178 points lotus_felch

    Why is he chewing like that?

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    92 points gecko090

    His teeth are just that powerful.

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    34 points FrostyD7

    Comedic chewing motions add to the juxtaposition of his crackhead impersonation.

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    10 points whoknowsifimjoking

    Chunky

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    23 points United_Boy_9132

    Chewing is the only correct way to eat ice cream. #Don'tchangemymind

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    2 points boverly721

    I thought I was alone! My people are here!

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    2 points Used-Lake-8148

    But it’s not solid? Chewing on it is pointless. Do you chew your milkshakes before you swallow too?

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    2 points This_is_opinion

    cause he fat

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    2 points Cool_Client324

    Content creator

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    5 points Cinderhazed15

    I’ve always ‘chewed’ ice cream, unless I’m trying to enjoy a cone

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    4 points VerdugoCortex

    Biting a cone and looking like you got a cumblast from frosty the snowman is unreal tho

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  • 96 points Antique_Knowledge902

    I just put the ice cream in the microwave for about 15-20 seconds. Although this looks like it’d work!

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    95 points SpecterVamp

    I put the spoon in the microwave myself, get dessert and a show

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    34 points Ponderkitten

    Surprisingly, a spoon is actually relatively safe, now Im not saying to microwave a spoon, but it doesnt have much arc points so there wouldnt be as much of a show

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    16 points MaxxDash

    Yep, need sharp edges for electrons to build up on.

    Reddit pedants unite!

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    6 points whoknowsifimjoking

    So the actual advice is wrap the ice cream in tin foil and microwave and you should be good.

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    2 points SpecterVamp

    I forget about that yeah. I think the edge of the spoon could still do something, really it depends on how smooth your spoon is

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    3 points DroidLord

    I've tried this, but it kinda sucks because the edges get way too soft, while the center stays rock hard.

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    2 points Antique_Knowledge902

    This is true, but I like to eat the edges. So do my grandkids.

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    2 points Professional-Scar628

    I microwave the tub to make it easier to scoop. 10 secs and I get nice clean ice cream scoops

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    4 points WillBlaze

    the whole tub? really?

    if its already portioned in a bowl you don't need to do this and I don't think putting the whole tub into the microwave is what I would do.

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    2 points Drfoxthefurry

    Yes, time depends on how cold/hard it is and makes it a lot easier to scoop out, I only do ~10s and it's enough to be easily scooped

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    2 points Antique_Knowledge902

    I’m lazy which is why I put it in the microwave first and then put it in a bowl. It’s mostly for my one granddaughter. She said she likes it “melty.” She’s 5.

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  • 144 points MediocreWitness726

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    19 points NewestAccount2023

    He was comically obese in the 90s now he just looks fit 

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    21 points monkeyhitman

    George was insecure about his body image. Newman was the obese one.

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    8 points A_Drop_of_Colour

    George had so many great moments. They were the 90’s tame version of Alway Sunny. But one of my favorite ‘George is fat’ moment was him eating the cake out of the trash at a party

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    [deleted]

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    6 points Bayek100

    I don’t see what’s so funny about that. It was above the rim.

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    5 points kolejack2293

    lol he was never seen as comically obese at all in the show. He was always viewed as somewhat chubby.

    Obesity rates were around 25-30% in the 1990s and are today 40%. Its not like it was the 1950s. By the 90s we were well into the obesity epidemic already.

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    2 points terminbee

    In what world is he fit? Wtf.

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    5 points Agreeable_Register_4

    Freaking George. Next time just have a soda at the freaking tennis match.

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    2 points CosmoKram3r

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7MgaRS0MIE&t=30s

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  • 21 points realhowardwolowitz

    Hitting rocky road

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    4 points ConfessSomeMeow

    I upvoted all 21 comments that made this joke. One of them better make it to the top.

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  • 7 points Upbeat_Leopard_4672

    Song?

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    13 points Typical_Collection45

    Anthony Hamilton - I’m a Mess

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  • 7 points megasetgo

    Came to see the comments/questions on chewing ice cream. Was not disappointed.

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  • 6 points IAmDaven

    It's a slippery slope. A Rocky Road, if you will.

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  • 47 points stjeana

    I think he might be high. He is chewing icecream

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    43 points nopeIdontlikeitatall

    Are you trying to gatekeep how to eat ice cream? I guess society didn't learn a damn thing from those Reese's commercials in the '90s?

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    8 points ComeAndGetYourPug

    I just learned there is a significant portion of the population that can chew ice cream without pain.
    Chewing never even dawned on me because it would make eating ice cream unpleasant.

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    3 points lolzomg123

    Honestly depends on how cold/stiff it is.

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    2 points Superficial-Idiot

    Interesting enough I discovered there’s a huge population who chew ice cream are probably fucking idiots.

    That both of us came to different conclusions based on the same information is interesting though, shame ice cream chewers will be too busy licking windows to read this.

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    6 points Cyrano_de_Boozerack

    I like ice cream with nuts and hard pieces of chocolate like NY Super Fudge Chunk...I would choke if I didn't chew...lol

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    4 points koolbeanz117

    My teeth hurt just seeing it.

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    2 points DegenerativeDisorder

    That's how real man eat ice cream

    /s

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  • 5 points FantaWasTaken

    yeah no, i tried this one time. the top of my mouth was cold but my tounge definitely got burned from the spoon lol

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  • 5 points Smokey_Cat_

    https://i.redd.it/ue699dv8sg6g1.gif

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  • 25 points oki_sauce

    Why he chewing the ice cream tho

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    21 points mastertinodog

    You’ve never had ice cream that’s been frozen solid?

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    11 points oki_sauce

    Yeah, you melt it in your mouth or use a hot spoon to scoop it. I think i saw a video about it once

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    4 points Someone_Pooed

    Why waste time?

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    6 points ipcock

    I don't think I know a single person who eats bucket ice cream by melting it in their mouth. Everybody here just... eats it. Maybe it's a regional thing

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    3 points oki_sauce

    Do you guys chew pudding over there too?

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    8 points Rainbow_six_recruit

    I guess it is that cold

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    3 points DeliciousPatience340

    Some people are blessed with teeth that aren't sensitive. Not me, though 😭

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    2 points SlideRuleLogic

    Wait, how do you eat it? Do you just let it melt in your mouth?

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  • 3 points ChewyBaccus

    The humanity!

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  • 3 points The_BrooklynTrini

    LOL More like " hitting ROCK-Y ROAD bottom"!!!

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  • 3 points BookBagThrowAway

    When you’re big back, you chew every fucking thing!

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  • 3 points Jawaddles

    More like rocky road

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  • 2 points No_Engineer6452

    Thought he was warming up soup by the spoon

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    [deleted]

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  • 2 points Rocketsball

    Spoon… interesting. Must try that.

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  • 2 points spaham

    Hitting rocky road bottom

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  • 2 points Zaytion_

    Should have been Rocky Road.

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  • 2 points Iron_Exile

    Hitting rocky road bottom.

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  • 2 points One_Pay_5764

    It's a rocky road where he's going

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  • 2 points redrum7049

    It's a rocky road to recovery

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  • 2 points Serenity_557

    -shrug- life's a rockyroad.

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  • 2 points TGRRAG81

    It’s a rocky road back

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  • 2 points parkerthegreatest

    Rocky bottom

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  • 2 points Aeseld

    It's gonna be a Rocky Road.

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  • 2 points S4muraiPAK

    Rocky road

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  • 2 points Tralfaz572

    More like Rocky Road bottom.

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  • 2 points Dear_Palpitation4838

    https://i.redd.it/golkcedfzg6g1.gif

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  • 2 points killertofu41

    Hitting the bottom of Rocky Road is what he's doing.

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  • 2 points lolpan

    More like rocky road

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  • 2 points Lightally

    More like hitting rocky road bottom

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  • 2 points Atlas-Scrubbed

    The OP missed a great title….

    Hitting Rocky Road bottom.

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  • 2 points Jabbawocky18

    Must be a rocky road

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  • 2 points Confident-Gain-1877

    Hitting Rocky Road bottom

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  • 2 points KooshIsKing

    Sometimes you have to travel down a rocky road

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  • 2 points R3dd1tR10t

    My sensitive teeth are cringing so hard watching this

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  • 4 points ThePsychicBunny

    Who chews ice-cream like it's gum?

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    5 points ArctcMnkyBshLickr

    Could be ice cream with brownie bits, nuts, cookie dough, or chocolate chips.

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    2 points whoknowsifimjoking

    Remember bubble gum popsicles? Damn I want one now

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    2 points Jesus_of_Redditeth

    Heroin addicts

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  • 3 points iRundeck

    Why does he chew like that 🤢

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  • 3 points False-Reception-1978

    Chewing??????

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  • 2 points Call_of_Daddy

    I've been there. Not like I can microwave the spoon, and an old ice cream tub takes to long to soften

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    2 points LALOERC9616

    My wife puts ice cream in the microwave for 15-20 seconds to soften it lol

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  • 2 points ZERV4N

    You usually put a spoon that you heated with fire in your mouth?

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  • 1 points mutantexx

    LOL

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  • 1 points Kazami_Agame

    Kinds shocked reading the comments. I thought heating up a spoon was pretty common to eat ice cream when it's too frozen

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  • 1 points TeethMcDecent

    Hahahahaha nicely played

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  • 1 points tweep6435

    Was expecting cookie dough lol

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  • 1 points Chumm1304

    The ice scream is his meth

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  • 1 points New_Ad_3010

    Brilliant

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  • 1 points Illustrious-Prize635

    Rock hard ice cream smacks

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  • 1 points Automatic_Actuator_0

    My first thought was that eating that soot on the spoon was bad, but then I remembered that we almost all eat flame grilled foods, which would have many times more of the chemicals in the soot.

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  • 1 points eatthebear

    Trick is to put the tub of ice cream in the microwave for like 10-20 seconds. Softens it juuussstt enough.

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  • 1 points KingMRano

    easy trick. put the spoon in the microwave and that will heat it faster.

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