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1 points Unexpected-ModTeam

Your submission has been removed.

There are plenty of subs for politics. There can be unexpected things which happen with politicians, but if someone who does not recognise the individuals would not see the twist then the post likely does not belong here.

There is no need for political debate in comments.

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3064 points PM_FAILED_PROMISES

Lmao, somehow the last section felt like the worst despite the gunshots.

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704 points CookieJ2443

I remember going to the imax a month ago just to see Predator Badlands and basically saw 10 minutes of movie intros and movie trailers similar to this, lol.

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353 points NebulaNinja

Reminds me of this Family Guy bit:

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122 points SensualEnema

I thought of this bit when I first watched Late Night with the Devil. Great movie, but it’s comical how many intro cards there are before the movie actually starts.

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38 points OrangeAgitated9942

Came here looking for somebody to mention this. My theater started giggling by like the 8th intro card. I thought it was part of the movie at first.

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10 points DipstickRick

I definitely thought it was a bit. All I knew going in was the movie was satire of a late night show with a horror twist.

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14 points ImGivingUpOnLife

Lol I've been meaning to watch this for awhile and I just started it after reading your comment. That was comical indeed. They did more than the Family Guy skit did!

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12 points SensualEnema

I know! I kept saying, “All right, movie!” like Peter after about the fifth card. Also, enjoy the movie! I honestly didn’t expect to like it as much as I did. I might actually go watch it now since it’s on my mind (and giggle through that entire opening sequence).

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5 points idropepics

especially because the last production company for that one was something like "spooky pictures"

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3 points hexitor

There’s almost 3 minutes of intro cards before the movie Flow.

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3 points TheWhooooBuddies

So and so studios…

A production by…

Weird Whooshing Sounds…

KA-BLAM!

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9 points buttononmyback

Thank you! I always mention this clip to people and everyone says they don’t remember it. 🤔

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3 points squirrelmonkie

I just watched badlands yesterday. I am so jealous that you got to see that in imax!! On another note, I saw the movie at 11am and they played 0 previews. Its crazy bc this theatre usually plays 20+ min of previews.

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3 points creamcheese742

Yeah I think I had like 4 previews. The movie started pretty quickly. I also missed imax but only because they only show imax here in the evening and I had to go in the late morning.

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19 points Purrceptron

how else would we know its an american movie

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6 points PM_FAILED_PROMISES

They don't have movies with guns in other countries?

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2 points teal-ipod-27

I think it's a reference to wkuk

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2413 points AirCurious696

"Jared Kushner helped out with this one...too"

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419 points a_talking_frog

With the comic sans font 😂

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14 points Guderian-

He can't keep doing this

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76 points Tag82

He does his own voice over work.

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29 points Jayce800

That sounded so much like a Rick and Morty bit

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693 points demoralising

https://i.redd.it/bia5vhzp2g6g1.gif

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378 points demoralising

https://i.redd.it/itlnkv7z2g6g1.gif

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54 points Psychonominaut

Lost it at this one.

Like "Country and Date Productions" for a "period piece" got me, but this one made me burst out laughing.

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9 points Tortoisol

ALRIGGHHTTT MOVIEEEE!!!!

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908 points Dan_Is

I'm down for more THX and Dolby surround sound tests

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131 points MyAssDoesHeeHawww

Turn it up! TURN IT UP!!

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62 points Johnny-Silverhand007

https://i.redd.it/b0b394ss2g6g1.gif

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35 points Han_Yerry

There was an ask reddit or something where the question was if your erection could make a sound what would you choose. The THX sound was pretty well upvoted

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15 points MyCoolWhiteLies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hByt1KkiwgM&t=23s

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12 points buttononmyback

Yeah that THX one was a dud. No climax. 😭

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5 points Farts_constantly

“The audience is now deaf”

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2 points STONEDnHAPPY

Fun fact you can go to their website and play the sound at the highest quality anytime you want https://www.thx.com/deepnote/

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839 points Lucky-Mia

"A woodey Allen movie" was the last straw 😆

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124 points GiraffesAndGin

We have to draw the line somewhere.

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42 points ImN0tYourBuddyFwend

And that line is after Saudi Arabian money. I mean they did just finance the South Park turkey trot too.

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25 points Efficient_Maybe_1086

Never forget he married his daughter.

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25 points SmurfSmurfton

had to look that up, he met her when she was 10 in 1980 (55 now). gives me shivers

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11 points mrwilliams117

Yes the video did end there

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6 points Emieosj89

That took me out , honestly.

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2 points CeruleanEidolon

In Comic Sans, no less.

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405 points NYC-DaddyDom

I detest how real this is, ugh.

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25 points AscendedViking7

Same. Was pretty funny though.

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73 points paperman990

I was truly not expecting DJ Mustard lmao

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2 points blackfire12

Mustard on the beat

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132 points samwell_4548

Dan Toomey is great

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63 points Disastrous-Tax5423

Good work

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30 points FlimsyRexy

I’m Dan Toomey

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260 points Druciferr

Lmao discover Schenectady

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88 points Vincent_Van_Goat

I don't think have ever seen a Schenectady mention in the wild before

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46 points Plus_Pea_5589

Oh boy then you should watch Synecdoche, New York! My favorite film of all time. It’s kinda weird. Has almost nothing to do with Schenectady but it’s still fire

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15 points snarton

I remember when it came out, nobody could pronounce the title. I thought it was "sin ah DOH chee." I saw the opening screening at Proctors and before it started someone from the theater stood up and told the audience "since you know Schenectady, I'm sure everyone here already figured out how to say the title." I was pretty embarrassed I hadn't put it together.

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5 points dirtys_ot_special

Did you say Synecdoche?

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11 points Druciferr

Same, except the movie The Place Beyond the Pines.

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2 points WackSnackAttack

I was going to say the same thing! What a shocker 😆

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18 points schenectandy

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10 points SasquatchTheLlama

Love me some capital region call outs!

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12 points InsideyourBrizzy

Me sitting in Schenectady, screaming! The new campaign is "New" Schenectady!

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3 points ThrownAwayGuineaPig

I travelled across the world to work in Schenectady for a year... I kinda didn't mind it

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2 points JasonMK0

Yeah, is there something I’m missing? Why did Schenectady get a shout out? 🤔

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242 points crimxxx

That monitor tv configuration is worse than what was on the screen.

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41 points InvidiousPlay

Absolutely wild TV placement.

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11 points Ninja_Asian

Glad I’m not the only one. Tf is up with that setup bro 😂

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3 points Cpteno

This part of the chat is so far down

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3 points VivaLaDiga

r/TVTooHigh

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10 points Poelover6969

Came here to say this

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11 points aknownunknown

It's OK they said it already

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65 points tomhsmith

Weinstein company would have been a good addition.

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20 points Happy-Peachy-Coffee

Followed by 3, 40 second ads. 😂

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43 points Competitive-Dig4776

Was waiting for:

Maybach music

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13 points zodwa_wa_bantu

DJ KHALED!!

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6 points Competitive-Dig4776

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6 points TurnedGhost

If young metro don't trust you I'm gon shoot you

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5 points Sea-Cupcake-2065

UNH!

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2 points J_Dot_

Ma ma ma maybach music *cue hot rich girl laugh

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12 points Darkwireman

MUSTAAAAAAAAARD!!!!

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128 points post-explainer

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

That escalated quickly: Saudi Arabia investment fund, Jared Kushner

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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97 points burke3057

r/TvTooHigh

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40 points Rosulm

The whole TV barely above the computer setup is wild. It even looks a tiny bit cutoff at couch level, and hopefully you have no plans to nap.

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8 points LumpyBuy8447

I’ve got a couple consoles under my tv by several inches and it bothers me how close they are even though they aren’t in the way in even the slightest. This person is a psychopath. Probably doesn’t keep his phone on silent either.

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13 points doitup69

Fuckin “obstructed view seating” in your own living room

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6 points SwitchCompetitive906

This, plus the cord management, is an abomination.

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13 points jtwhat87

WHAT is that TV setup good lord

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17 points i_will_mull_it_over

Is that the youtuber in the raincoat ? El investigative journalist

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12 points ThisIsFitz

Yes, Good work.

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4 points terran_immortal

Thank you! I couldn't remember his channel name.

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74 points UncleVoodooo

The unexpected part is that they're all owned by the same company

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72 points GreatBallsOfFIRE

That's the joke

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7 points aknownunknown

Blackrock?

Edit - It is Blackrock

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19 points zen_enjoyer

>>>>JOKE IDENTIFIED<<<<

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18 points c0ltZ

Always has been

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13 points kram78

Family guy did this years and years ago

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19 points dcvelgo

Yeah but that was a dig at how some of those felt like beginning of the movie.

Once upon a time....

Studios

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7 points busy-warlock

Oooh it’s a period piece!

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3 points Saucetown77

Well now that seems intentionally misleading

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5 points OlSnickerdoodle

they got Mustard on the beat??? Fine, I'll watch it.

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6 points tntexplodes101

Schenectady NY mentioned?

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4 points readthesubtext

Yes let’s leave DreamWorks out of it

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4 points Basic-Pair8908

No DIK?

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3 points hibbitydibbidy

Sit Ubu sit. Good boy

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4 points SCORPIONfromMK

THIRTY SIX SECONDS OF GODDAMN LOGOS! Ding

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4 points nascar_tambini

Cinemasins' worst nightmare

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6 points dcvelgo

"Did you get any of that?"

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3 points BirchPig105

This would be a meme in a YouTube poop or a repainted game

It is now slowly becoming real.

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3 points Evening-Extension162

They way I thought this was real for way too long lmao

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3 points kvltr00

Last thing I expected to see was fuckin Schenectady

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9 points NanoCurrency

This is good. Very timely.

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5 points Maximum-Contract-811

Hahaha! Discover Schenectady.

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4 points Katops

That desk setup is horrible, omg. The lack of a good chair alone is killing me.

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6 points Methy123

r/TvTooHigh

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2 points ZhangtheGreat

Legend has it the intro is still playing

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2 points wrxninja

Wait until CNN gets bought out soon...

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2 points EvenShoulder470

Where was ILLUMINATION?

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2 points Kooky-Summer7217

They should of finished it off with P*rnHub 🤌

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5 points ammonium_bot

they should of finished

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2 points Cutthechitchata-hole

Written by Bob Dylan

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2 points falaffle_waffle

Credit: Dan Toomey of Goodwork for anyone wondering

https://youtube.com/@goodworkmb?si=SplfSotOPkdbSYWK

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2 points Silver-Protection964

Not even gonna lie.... I want this as my Plex pre-roll!!!!!

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2 points Demjan90

https://youtu.be/EvpNdwh__Fc

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2 points unpopularopinion0

the most unexpected thing is those genelecs being blocked by objects which ruins the sound completely. knowing these are genelecs is also insane because those speakers are NOT cheap. who the fuck is this guy??

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2 points This-Darth66

No Dj Khalid?

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1 points Gundam_Vendetta

What’s unexpected is having a computer desk set up right underneath the TV

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3 points thejourneybegins42

I WANT ALL OF THEM ON ONE FUCKING SERVICE SO I DONT HAVE TO PAY ALL THESE FUCKING MONTHLY SUBS!!!! (y'all keep the Saudi Arabia and political shit elsewhere)

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4 points dcvelgo

There is one and it's free!

Cue the music lads!

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2 points Palpitation_Dramatic

r/tvtoohigh

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7 points [deleted]

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5 points ZeroAmusement

What's your problem? They make good movies

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7 points Sad_Cantaloupe_8162

Username checks out

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2 points Conan776

And the cool part is their movies watch you back.

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1 points baronvondoofie

A Disbrothermountflix Production…

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1 points Ok-Fondant2536

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1 points CGKilates

🤣🤣🤣

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1 points anon-a-SqueekSqueek

I canceled my Netflix a couple days ago. At this point fuck paying monopolies a monthly payment.

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1 points DerpsterCaro

..The bleed from netflix lines into WB is actually kinda pretty. Nothing else really flows, but eeeehhhhh

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1 points TheShattered1

You forgot the pre-movie ads.

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1 points jupiterkansas

they could have at least used Woody Allen's font to look legit.

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1 points CPLCraft

Is there joke becomes reality I’m gonna eat my favorite hat

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1 points botflylarvae1

As an upstate New Yorker don't you lump Schenectady into your madness. Take you business elsewhere!

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1 points A_Peacful_Vulcan

Eventually, it will all be Disney.

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1 points Mado13554

What the fuck is palantyr doing there 😭

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1 points Optimal_Collection77

It needs the shush lady from the Simpsons

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1 points Powerful_Release9030

Good ole Jimmy Carter

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1 points TisBeTheFuk

There was this movie recently that had like 10 intros or something. At some point I thought it was a joke. Can't remember which one it was. Maybe a horror?

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1 points lol_cool_bozo

I actualy feel the exact opasite in the past there were long intros of all the studios but nowdays its mostly just 1

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1 points euling

If you want to see something similar, watch the movie Flow (2024). Not only is it a fantastic movie itself, but it quite literally has 2 entire minutes of logos at the start. It's an independent movie, so those making the film worked with a bunch of different companies for financing and for production.

They even had to fight against the inclusion of stylized opening credits which would have made it even longer.

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1 points CompletelyBedWasted

Pirates fast forward. Lol

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1 points DonTeca35

Lmaooo

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1 points mokahash

Damn, they went to Jared!?!?

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1 points Tbone_Trapezius

Forgot to mention the $249 a month subscription.

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1 points FewAcanthocephala828

Followed by a 5 minute unskippable ad

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1 points ryno514

Thanks goodwork

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1 points Ecstatic_Jeweler_257

Now I'll dine at Denny's Applebees Max Plus tonight.

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1 points hodinker

Needs DIC

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1 points finH1

I watched the animated movie Flow recently on Amazon and unironically there were sooooo many different company things in front of it I almost thought it was satire and I’d clicked on the wrong thing to watch

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1 points No-Strike-2015

Nothing makes me think family fun like seeing "Palantir" flash on the screen.

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1 points Sonicski56

It kinda remind me of Games Repainted of Super Mario Sunshine. Where it showed all the "Companies" that created Super Mario Sunshine including Tommy Wiseau's Film Company itself. Also the Shark Tale Logo is Nintendo apparently? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-jdP0ymYKY

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1 points buccinator

this is any china movie ever made

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1 points bob_chillon

Muuuuuuustard

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1 points Deadp00lmerc

🤣🤣🤣

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1 points randomdud

What computer monitor is that?

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1 points Outside_Farmer8631

I love this r/schenectady

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1 points JohnGuyMan99

Still better than the intro to this videogame

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1 points zaj159

This reminds me of Late Night with the Devil.

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1 points SedimentaryLife

Chinese releases are notorious for this.

Also, joke was taken from Family guy which did it years ago

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1 points Puzzleheaded_Try4371

MUSTAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!!!

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1 points LuckyTreefingers

u/savevideo

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1 points Llonkrednaxela

Lots of those are bad and lots of mergers for monopolies is also bad. But what did DJ Mustard do other than make music?

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1 points Fancy_Builder3589

R/Tvtoohigh

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1 points DismalDude77

At least we don't have to worry about The Weinstein Company anymore.

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1 points Dizzzy777

I think there was something about putting eggs in a basket, I forgot, I guess it’s not that important.

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1 points BiscoBiscuit

lol is that Dan?

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1 points RodMel85

This is f'ing depressing. My only hope is that this massive consolidating of legacy entertainment companies will spark an exodus of creatives to start new companies and new ways to put the art out, will be painful but hope it brings good things.

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1 points KaiTheG4mer

Hey they brought back THX tho, I'll take it

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1 points Harvey0417

Display the company name for at least 40 seconds before the programme starts.

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1 points Crammit-Deadfinger

The new monopoly

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1 points Technicaly_not_alien

That's a good few sins before the movie has even begun.

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1 points Beneficial_Buddy_1

Watch the beginning of Flow. It reminds me of the Family Guy movie theatre bit. Great movie though!

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1 points FasterAppleCore

😂😂😂😂😂

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1 points Empyrette310

Nowadays I hate most of CinemaSins criticisms but the counting how long the logos last bit is still so real

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1 points Just-no-silence

Conversation in Hollywood somewhere

How many production teams do you need for the film?

Yes.

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1 points dav_oid

I noticed this a few years ago.
Many movies these days are financed by multiple sources who all have to show their logos.

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1 points Silent_Erremite

The year is 2030 and half the film is just, "___ presents a _____ film by _____ in association with ______ Studios, affiliated with ____ and under the management of ____". By the time the film starts we are halfway through the run time.

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1 points CockroachOne1776

I miss THX man. Anyone else remember the awesome one they had for the Avatar movie? That one slapped.

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1 points kooliokevin

Half tempted to make this my Plex server pre-roll lol

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1 points After-Hearing6279

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1 points Naetle387

Funny how this country pretended to prevent monopolies

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1 points Different_Wallaby660

And HBO huh? Kills me

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1 points OdinDogfather

Sit, Ubu. Sit.

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1 points ShrimpCat420

For only $70.99 a month (ads included)

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Maybach music

MUSTAAAAAAAAARD!!!!

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