TOTAL WAR ON BOTH PAPIST FEUDAL PAGAN IDOLATRY AND CAPITALIST COMMODITY FETISHISM! UPHOLD THE REAL REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD OF PURITANISM AND THE NEW MODEL ARMY! HAIL THE LORD PROTECTOR! UNCRITICAL SUPPORT TO THE BANNING OF REBRANDED SATURNALIA CELEBRATIONS. CHRISTMAS IS FOR CHRIST AND CHRIST ALONE!