You realise... Spamton couldn't keep up with V1, considering Gabriel and the prime souls are FTL (Faster than light) and is able to react and parry it... so unless Spamton is able to react to FTL good luck, oh and V1 tanked a blackhole
It thecnicaly is a hole that is black but not a blackhole, because blackholes have gravitational pulls and the closer you get to it the stronger it gets(and you eventualy spagettify). If you are going to call the blackholes that V1 can "tank"(left with 1hp and 99 hard damage) then I suggest specifying it being different from the ones that have gravity
where in the hell did you get the numbers that gabriel and the prime souls are FTL? They aren't, they just teleport. Also that isn't a black hole, it has ZERO properties of one, the only thing it shares with a black hole is that it is like a black sphere, and even then it doesn't bend the light around it. Also an archangel getting beaten by a man made object speaks more to how weak and shitty the angles in UK are rather than how strong V1 is.
they literally teleport tho, because like if they were that fast, why would both of them give V1 a parry window right before the attack? like why slow down so much right before attacking? It literally doesn't make sense.
i mean sure i can let sisyphus slide a little due to him being cocky but in his second phase he takes shit way more seriously and starts sending attacks at a faster rate. And in minos's case he isn't cocky so it doesn't make sense. But credit where credit is due, at least you're willing to admit that gabriel teleports, props to that.
Also even looking up whether they teleport or not, i find that every UK wiki also states that they teleport but this one is a bit shaky.
I've heard and seen multiple wikis and people say it's not teleporting and it's just they're moving that fast, you realise Minos's "Die" and "Crush" can't be teleportation since they literally cause shockwaves?
Damn, that's a good point, didn't think of that one. But then why are both prime souls giving V1 a window of opportunity to see the attack coming and for him to parry and dodge, i mean i know the answer is because of gameplay and there's also the fact that the Prime souls fights aren't cannon to the game as they would require v1 to P rank all the levels of an act which also includes the level where the door to the prime santums takes place.
So he would need to go back which kinda doesn't make sense. I mean i think the prime sanctums are cannon as in they exist but i don't think he goes in. TBH ultrakill is gameplay first so it makes finding out what is and what isn't cannon tricky in a sense if you get what i mean.
Well, I don't have an answer for Minos giving him a window, but for Sisyphus? He's insane, he loves that rush of battle, he doesn't care if he dies, he wants entertainment.
They can be moving around at mach fuck but that doesn't mean their attacks will be at mach fuck
For example, minos' crush attack is obviously him launching himself towards you at mach fuck by utilizing his movement speed while his punches are slower do to him not running around to rack up speed while punching as that could cause him to miss plus his attack speed probably most likely can't be as fast as his movement speed for game balancing reasons(and even than he punches pretty fast imo).
Regardless of V1 power scaling (although I do think that Spamton Neo doesn’t have so much of a chance against V1), I think this is just a weird kind of hypothetical in which Spamton Neo fights Gabriel that shouldn’t be taken too seriously.
(Unnecessary) Edit: One reason I think that V1 would win is due to his sheer speed. As far as I’ve heard or as far as I remember, V1 is incredibly fast in lore, but the gameplay can’t really show that because we players wouldn’t be able to handle or cope with how fast the game would be going. I’m not gonna say he’s faster than light necessarily, but he could maybe go up to Mach speed or above, which Spamton Neo probably wouldn’t be able to handle given what Spamton was shown to do in game against 3 teenagers (who I would want to believe are not Mach speed).
To be fair, Hakita once said that maybe we should consider not how special V1 is, but instead how not special Gabriel is; otherwise, that’s fair (again, the hypothetical above probably shouldn’t be taken seriously in terms of power scaling).
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All roads lead to cringe
Can be translated as "Anyway go fuck yourself"
All roads lead to going to fuck yourself
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I was thinking this as I saw the first image
well you see gabe, in a [1 for 1] battle, neo never loses!
Gabriel slashes Spamton's strings
He always lose and ub genocide abd in pacifism route
He didn't lose in 1v1 in genocide, Noelle saved Kris' ass
... And he loose
It took two people to beat him
Only one
It took Kris to weaken him and Noelle to finish him off
+ULTRAPEAK
Thats why we delta ultra rune kill
SPAMTON NEO
spam tongs
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Spamtenna brainrot is the best
Spam Tongue
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A visitor?
Indeed, the sales have gone on long enough
The kingdom of lighters has long since forgotten my [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]
However, I am eager to make them [[remember youre're'er snowgraves]]
however, the blood of the [clown around the town] [100% stains cleaner 50% off] your hands
spington boutta take heads AND cheeks
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(art aint mine btw)
Holy peak image, can you send a poor man a source?
I really want to know if that's a mod or just fanart.
fanart, someone from r/drawthisasspamton made it but I forgot their user. :(
Update for anyone else:
https://www.reddit.com/r/drawthisasspamton/s/tWFEm1DbCt
No problem, I'll go check out that subreddit sometime. Thanks for the info!
i thought i was on r/limbuscompany at first
i fw this
Bro V1 does not even get TOUCHED by spamton neo
I think it’s a .j
What?
joke
That's /j not .j
No, it’s also known as .j
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Yes, /j is one form of it
Except for the fact that I got that wikihow when I searched "what does .j mean" and no where here does it mention a .j
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It doesn’t matter
There are no concrete rules to these things. Most people say /j but it isn't the only way.
Ok
why is dante here
“OC” and it just
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appears to be spamton lol
In this case OC stands for Original Content, and I created these drawings myself.
oh ok sorry i didn’t know
uh, That’s awesome! Your art deserves more love. Hope Part 2 gets the recognition it deserves this time.
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WHAT THE [Next stage]!?!?!?!?!?
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real
r/SuddenlySpamton
Tick tock like a
swag
yo
A visitor?
Why the clock in first slide reminded me of fucking Dante from limebus company
Wait… a visitor?
Hmm... indeed.
He didn’t say “ ahhh a visitor” disappointed
A visitor? Hmm... Indeed
Bro Is armless
the clock on the start, is that dantes from limbus company ?!
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A visitor?
https://preview.redd.it/43rnhmd67r6g1.jpeg?width=995&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4746be9fedef1274ea16acf243a04f926fab992d
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This combined with the word "gamer" reminds me of something...
You realise... Spamton couldn't keep up with V1, considering Gabriel and the prime souls are FTL (Faster than light) and is able to react and parry it... so unless Spamton is able to react to FTL good luck, oh and V1 tanked a blackhole
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It's blue, you cannot parry blue
It's blue, but it didn't Flash blue.
Remember you can parry the BLUE Mindflayer projectiles
Ahem CYAN
The flash is blue
*the projectile is blue, there's no flash.
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my English is fine.
looks inside doesn't even have a gravitational pull
Still technically a blackhole, it's a hole and it's black isn't it?
It thecnicaly is a hole that is black but not a blackhole, because blackholes have gravitational pulls and the closer you get to it the stronger it gets(and you eventualy spagettify). If you are going to call the blackholes that V1 can "tank"(left with 1hp and 99 hard damage) then I suggest specifying it being different from the ones that have gravity
Well, It Is a "black hole", but not a blackhole. If it was a real blackhole It would just eat the entire map
ULTRAKILL fans when V1 actually loses and is not fucking Doom Slayer on crack:
Ultrakill powerscalers💔
unfortunately I am.
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Well Spamton has the power of being really awesome and that trumps everything you just said.
but Gianni put Spamton into the oven.
where in the hell did you get the numbers that gabriel and the prime souls are FTL? They aren't, they just teleport. Also that isn't a black hole, it has ZERO properties of one, the only thing it shares with a black hole is that it is like a black sphere, and even then it doesn't bend the light around it. Also an archangel getting beaten by a man made object speaks more to how weak and shitty the angles in UK are rather than how strong V1 is.
The angels in the united kingdom are weak and shitty? That explains a lot about the united kingdom actually
Only Gabriel actually teleports, that's my mistake, but nope, the prime souls aren't teleporting.
they literally teleport tho, because like if they were that fast, why would both of them give V1 a parry window right before the attack? like why slow down so much right before attacking? It literally doesn't make sense.
i mean sure i can let sisyphus slide a little due to him being cocky but in his second phase he takes shit way more seriously and starts sending attacks at a faster rate. And in minos's case he isn't cocky so it doesn't make sense. But credit where credit is due, at least you're willing to admit that gabriel teleports, props to that.
Also even looking up whether they teleport or not, i find that every UK wiki also states that they teleport but this one is a bit shaky.
I've heard and seen multiple wikis and people say it's not teleporting and it's just they're moving that fast, you realise Minos's "Die" and "Crush" can't be teleportation since they literally cause shockwaves?
Damn, that's a good point, didn't think of that one. But then why are both prime souls giving V1 a window of opportunity to see the attack coming and for him to parry and dodge, i mean i know the answer is because of gameplay and there's also the fact that the Prime souls fights aren't cannon to the game as they would require v1 to P rank all the levels of an act which also includes the level where the door to the prime santums takes place.
So he would need to go back which kinda doesn't make sense. I mean i think the prime sanctums are cannon as in they exist but i don't think he goes in. TBH ultrakill is gameplay first so it makes finding out what is and what isn't cannon tricky in a sense if you get what i mean.
Well, I don't have an answer for Minos giving him a window, but for Sisyphus? He's insane, he loves that rush of battle, he doesn't care if he dies, he wants entertainment.
yeah i agree on sisyphus i can see him doing that for the love of the game
Movement speed doesn't equal attack speed
They can be moving around at mach fuck but that doesn't mean their attacks will be at mach fuck
For example, minos' crush attack is obviously him launching himself towards you at mach fuck by utilizing his movement speed while his punches are slower do to him not running around to rack up speed while punching as that could cause him to miss plus his attack speed probably most likely can't be as fast as his movement speed for game balancing reasons(and even than he punches pretty fast imo).
im a powerscaler too but this aint death battle mfer just let peak be peak
Power levels aren't objective, because it's fiction. Get over it man
Regardless of V1 power scaling (although I do think that Spamton Neo doesn’t have so much of a chance against V1), I think this is just a weird kind of hypothetical in which Spamton Neo fights Gabriel that shouldn’t be taken too seriously.
(Unnecessary) Edit: One reason I think that V1 would win is due to his sheer speed. As far as I’ve heard or as far as I remember, V1 is incredibly fast in lore, but the gameplay can’t really show that because we players wouldn’t be able to handle or cope with how fast the game would be going. I’m not gonna say he’s faster than light necessarily, but he could maybe go up to Mach speed or above, which Spamton Neo probably wouldn’t be able to handle given what Spamton was shown to do in game against 3 teenagers (who I would want to believe are not Mach speed).
Gabriel is literally an archangel, also Minos with his "Judgment" and "Die" seems like teleporting but isn't, it's just them moving so fast.
To be fair, Hakita once said that maybe we should consider not how special V1 is, but instead how not special Gabriel is; otherwise, that’s fair (again, the hypothetical above probably shouldn’t be taken seriously in terms of power scaling).
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Me!
Nah man, in a 1 on 1 duel, NEO never loses
You realise... you have no fucking idea what you're talking about 💔
Not canon.
V1 ez solo
Ok
A…A visitor? You say? r/SuddenlyUltrakill Why is everyone so mean :(
mmm indeed
I've slept long enough
The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name
And I am EAGER to make them remember
r/lostredditors
Where do you think you are bro