🪰 A Rare Fly Thru 🕊️ 🪟
  • 1489 points Phragmatron

    It’s all fun and games until a talon nips a finger.

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    419 points KlondikeBill

    My first instinct is, "I'm gonna lose a hand doing this."

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    78 points fresh_loaf_of_bread

    forget losing a hand, you're gonna get psittacosis

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    74 points KlondikeBill

    I don't even know what that is, but no thank you.

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    103 points Flesh_A_Sketch

    Psittacosaurus was an early ceratopsid. The great great great great great grand daddy-species to triceratops, kinda. They were about dog sized and the fossils we have are so well preserved that we know exactly what they looked like. Too well, some might argue. There's an entire study of their cloaca.

    Now, he didn't say psittacosaurus exactly, but it's close enough that I took the excuse to put out a little dino trivia. I hope you enjoyed.

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    11 points Adventurous-Sky9359

    That was awesome

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    35 points Inevitable_Indian

    I can get pistachios? Sign me up.

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    10 points AzrielJohnson

    Bird chlamydia. Isn't that what Tesla had?

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    10 points Epic_Elite

    How can a car get chlamydia?

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    7 points AzrielJohnson

    Have you seen Elon? Dude has something.

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    8 points Epic_Elite

    He has too much blood in his ketamine stream.

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    3 points JakToTheReddit

    Is this when you get bird powers from coming into contact with their radioactive talons?

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    2 points LunaStar1307

    House mention?? 🗣🗣

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    53 points Lone-Frequency

    They have ridiculous eyesight and depth perception, so I wouldn't personally be too worried since her palm is totally flat and the food object was fairly sizeable.

    Wouldn't wanna feed it, like, a chicken nugget this way...

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    -18 points GallacticWhatever

    How do you/we “know” how their eyesight really is? We believe we know based on animal testing, but we don’t really know unless someone was previously a bird who could verify it.

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    54 points sinsirius

    They fly 20-40mph. It was able to see both the arm and the food from a decent distance. Then approach at speed and grab only the food. That alone is pretty good empirical evidence of strong vision and depth perception.

    We can also look at the anatomy of their eye. Then compare it to our own and other animals (hawks have more photoreceptors etc.). Combine that with our understanding of the physics of light and lenses.

    Point is we can learn a lot about something without needing it to magically learn to talk.

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    8 points admfrmhll

    I would not worry about the eyesight, i would worry more about the brain interpreting relayed info's, cause picking food from a hand is not a typical scenario.

    But yeah, i'm pretty sure if it can catch a mouse/rabbit/small bird running/jumping/flying at 20+km/h by skydiving without crashing into ground, it is as safe as it can be.

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    12 points sinsirius

    I was moreso responding to the "how can we know the subjective experience of an animal?" question. As a person who loves biology, it's a frustrating question that discredits the decades of research in a single sentence.

    It wasn't a comment on the safety of this maneuver. I probably wouldn't offer my own hand. At least, not without a glove.

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    6 points Karnewarrior

    Well, we know they don't have shit eyesight, because if they did they would be dead.

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    4 points alicefreak47

    I read an article stating much the same thing in Ornithoptometry Today. All of the doctors interviewed were bird certified, with regard to their branch of focus.

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    3 points toetappy

    Didn't you learn how science works in grade school?

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    1 points TJ248

    We know they have a very large eye-head size ratio, about 15-20x that of the average human. We know most of them have two deep foveae, where humans have only one, and they are a specialised shape compared the basic rounded shape of a human. We also know they have four types of cone cells vs our three, meaning even their colour vision is superior, and that many species have as many as five times the number of these cells as humans.

    Humans have relatively exceptional eyesight for a mammal and birds of prey have a bunch of specialised features that categorically give them better eyesight than humans. So yes, one could confidently say birds of prey have good eyesight.

    That is before even considering the context of what would be required to swoop and dive on moving prey at the speeds they do and from the distances they do.

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    33 points horaceinkling

    Nips.

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    12 points Gh0stx0797

    This guy gets it.

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    9 points Juan_Moe_Taco

    Yea, no fr she needs to put a hawking glove in her shopping cart either physically or online. XD

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    1 points Ineedacatscan

    Worth it

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  • 509 points the_resistee

    Absolutely don't do this. 

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    169 points Caffeine_Induced

    At least it would be a heck of a story to the inevitable "how did you lose your hand?" questions.

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    40 points xBad_Wolfx

    Genuine question, how the hell could a hawk rip off a human hand?

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    93 points Caffeine_Induced

    Maybe not rip it right off, that was hyperbole, but if the bird gets its claws into her hand, she is going to have a really bad time.

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    49 points Weelki

    Ahh, let her have her fun! She looks really happy. Mind you, what do I know? I'll take my beak out of this conversation.

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    25 points elwebst

    That's talon 'em!

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    8 points Caffeine_Induced

    Are you the hawk by any chance? lol. I think she probably knows what she is doing, no hate on my part.

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    12 points xBad_Wolfx

    Fair enough. Hyperbole is fun. I do agree though if those talons dig into the ligaments of the hand or arteries at the wrist that could be very bad. My knowledge of raptors is limited, seeing them from afar or one really fun day at a raptor sanctuary. A falconry gauntlet might be wise if this is something she wants to do “often.”

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    4 points generalissimo1

    Raptors like these have sharp talons used to hunt, snatch and kill prey. Got it from their dinosaur ancestors.

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    -1 points xBad_Wolfx

    Agreed. Some of them even apparently have an instinct which prevents them from opening their talons if they can feel a pulse (although I don’t know how much of that is myth). If it dug into your wrist you are in for a bad time… but you aren’t losing a hand.

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    0 points dillweed67818

    Maybe not the whole hand in one fly-by but they could definitely tear some skin right off. Then, infections of hand wounds can be especially nasty and could later result in the necessity for amputation.

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    13 points concreteunderwear

    I would if I had a welders glove on or something

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    7 points IlikeJG

    Even outside of immediate concerns, you're training that bird that it's ok to come take food that humans have in their hands. That's gonna eventually result in someone getting hurt or the bird dying (or both).

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  • 322 points DestructiveOrgasm

    Damn bird eating better than I am.

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    75 points DynamicHospitalNurse

    seriously. was that medium rare steak? 🥩

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    43 points tfrdghufvh

    Yup, looked like a nice cut

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    66 points Expert_Succotash2659

    If you had a frickin pet hawk you’d pull out the good shit too.

    Covenant of the Sky, homies

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    7 points Stormdancer

    Damn right.

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  • 187 points Jebus1000

    Birds of a feather

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    12 points ousho

    I see what you did there.

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    6 points elimercer

    Sadly Pauline has dementia now.

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    2 points eegit

    Underrated

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    7 points BallerGuitarer

    I don't get it, can you explain?

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    13 points elimercer

    https://preview.redd.it/w1b7nl36685g1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6de1b82689e06754893e9a5657cebdeffb85f2ae

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    3 points BallerGuitarer

    Haha wow, that's great.

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    1 points timdav8

    Not Dorien though

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    11 points vipros42

    Does look kinda like Pauline Quirke

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    1 points elimercer

    I came straight to the comments for this.

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  • 127 points drlbradley

    The steaks are too high for me

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    27 points AReverieofEnvisage

    Well done.

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    2 points RicoHedonism

    I'm going mid rare

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    0 points ForgottenDusk48

    Nice

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  • 95 points -ACHTUNG-

    Louis Anderson lives

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    6 points Aglisito

    Whoa, I knew she looked familiar. Haha

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    1 points duckwithhat

    Haha I was thinking more Shane Gillis just transitioned

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  • 91 points Gezus10k

    https://preview.redd.it/6jpbw8ybn25g1.jpeg?width=287&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3367fe26a80e4ed88852414e2071990f6dd88804

    She looks like the late Louie Anderson.

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    8 points TheThirdHippo

    Yep, I’m not sure the latter part of the acronym works for me, more so when she smiles

    https://preview.redd.it/tile4dx1275g1.png?width=981&format=png&auto=webp&s=39cb549bb259bb0ae7e44fb5af5d419961d1c8c9

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    -7 points Dubious01

    Was this necessary to say?

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    1 points wainbros66

    Yes. Strong resemblance that was worth pointing out

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  • 81 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    34 points illkeeponkeeping

    Fat girls need loving too.

    Edit: For anyone wondering, the previous comment said, "ICBG?" and he's not wrong.

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    6 points fyukhyu

    What is "icbg"?

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    5 points Neo_Techni

    "But they gotta pay!"

    --- Quagmire

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  • 28 points defdav

    YOCBG?

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  • 25 points JunkBondTrade

    https://preview.redd.it/7xuxfrhma25g1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e012e86c00516c86a7b27bec59c3896662326b5

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  • 20 points NickPickle05

    Wife: Honey, I'm stuffed. Do you want the rest of my steak? Its only a few bites.

    Husband: Nah, I'm good. Just give it to the hawk.

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  • 19 points JameelWallace

    With all due respect, ain’t nobody CBG on this one.

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  • 6 points jerquee

    Better camera please

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    17 points DickyReadIt

    Yeah, that government drone/camera was an old model

    r/birdsarentreal

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  • 7 points ThanklessTask

    "Mum, where's the hamster?"

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  • 6 points dirkdiggler2011

    I used to do this with seagulls while on a ship.

    One flew by, grabbed the food, and took a massive shit on some poor guys head who was just standing nearby.

    I had to leave in tears as it was one if the funniest things I've ever seen.

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  • 4 points Disastrous_Square_10

    Without gloves. Damn.

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  • 4 points Captainlnsano13

    STOP feeding wild animals, please

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  • 4 points anotherblog

    Is that a… Guinea Pig??

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  • 3 points dreamed2life

    And how did we learn we could do this? Eating out of the window one day…like what and how? 😂

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  • 1 points adognameddanzig

    Is that a rare steak. Hell, I'd make a fly though for that

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  • 2 points SlashMatrix

    I would have loved to see that at regular speed.

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  • 2 points caseyt0929

    Louie Anderson's new nature show looks legit.

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  • 2 points ulyssesfiuza

    She is right in trust on the abilities of the bird. They have good eye-to-talon coordination.

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  • 2 points Petite_Tsunami

    the amount of trust she has

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  • 2 points IHatrMakingUsernames

    That's super cute

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    At first I didn't see the stake and just thought the bird dabbed her up

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  • 1 points nichyc

    Yoink!

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  • 1 points ahduhduh

    I don't know why... But alright.

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  • 1 points Fun_Buddy7864

    Well if its a trained one... I don't see why not.

    Perhaps she's been feeding that bad boy since he was a bad kid (or.. whatever you call young birds)

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  • 1 points Independent-Still-73

    Do you want to lose a finger? Because that's how you lose a finger

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  • 1 points StarVulpes

    I totally thought she was going to eat it in the end

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    0 points vintagemako

    She looks hungry

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  • 1 points andreichera

    https://preview.redd.it/6yhryeua395g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=c1ec3b07c86e7d658e94bfa82c551131e6d292b3

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  • 1 points Romero1993

    Man, even drive-thrus exist for birds. That's wild because birds aren't real

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  • 1 points playfreeze

    Fly by

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  • 1 points NicoDarian

    Rare? She knew it was coming..

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  • 1 points Pretend-Internet-625

    was hoping a petrosaurus came down and carry her away.

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  • 1 points Mountain_Eagle1

    What is pink snoo ? Can i see it ?

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  • 1 points BlazinKen

    Like… What “Life - The Game” DLC drop did I miss? I mean like… how does one even find out that this is a thing that one can do in life?

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  • 1 points Psychological_Bug_86

    Was wondering what Amy Schumer’s been up to

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  • 1 points nbury33

    Shane?

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  • 1 points Beginning_Layer6565

    She looks like Ellie from Up

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  • 0 points ComeHereOften1972

    Was that poo?

    Was that poo on the end of her arm?

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  • 0 points hugthemachines

    I bet she gives hawk twoa steaks every day.

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  • 0 points moderndhaniya

    👍

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  • 0 points BatmanForce

    Far Cry animal spawning type shit

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