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  • 726 points praysolace

    I just be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie.

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    183 points Lickerbomper

    Charge yo phone?

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    95 points TheMoutonDemocrate

    Twerk, mayhaps.

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  • 643 points DidelphisGinny

    Men seem quite capable of ruining their own lives without help from anyone else.

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    227 points Yuzumi

    Which is usually what happens, but they blame women for it anyway.

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    80 points The_Dead_Kennys

    And given the opportunity, a lot of them eagerly drag women down with them crabs-in-a-bucket style

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    54 points sweetteaspicedcoffee

    Yes but occasionally I want to speed up the process.

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    23 points crazy_cat_broad

    The snort I snurted

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    15 points sneakyplanner

    And everyone else's too.

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    3 points realaccountissecret

    *life’s

    Guys; reread the tweet haha

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    0 points SlippingStar

    Not sure if you’re serious? Because you’re wrong. Own is possessing the life, the noun’s possessive nature doesn’t agree with the pronoun in English.

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    3 points realaccountissecret

    Look at the tweet

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    3 points SlippingStar

    OH GODDAMN WHAT A JOKE 🤣🤣🤣

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    4 points realaccountissecret

    I completely forgot I commented this, and I guess other people didn’t notice I was making fun of the dude in the post either haha

    I’m not wrong, he is. He is!!!!!!!

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    2 points SlippingStar

    Correct!! 🤣🤣🤣 Glad I commented!

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  • 211 points noddyneddy

    We only ‘ruin men’s lives’ by decentering them and focussing on ourselves instead

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    32 points Crankylosaurus

    Yeah that last bit annoyed me even if it’s meant in jest. I literally don’t think about men at all. I don’t hate them; I’m utterly indifferent to them. That’s worse tbh haha

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    68 points moreKEYTAR

    Thank you for your grammar and your apt take. Women are not setting out to ruin men’s lives, we are focusing on things of value and they are having meltdowns

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    41 points epk921

    Turns out men are not things of value, lmao

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    7 points plotthick

    Dick is abundant and low value

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  • 225 points MQ116

    So they get like, super hot? And giving someone the honor of having their life ruined by a buff baddie?

    I'm not seeing the issue, I fear.

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    131 points LaurelCanyoner

    I’ll never forget the SHOCK of a man I had dated for 6 months after he broke up with me and I was on OkCupid within 24 hours.

    He wrote me “ A friend” 😂 had seen me on there and how it was, “Dishonoring our relationship” to be back up and dating so soon.

    So sad, too bad, I was too busy out on a date to answer him.

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    82 points Crankylosaurus

    Hahaha he was insulted you weren’t grieving him after HE dumped you. The entitlement and audacity of men never ceases to amaze me.

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    39 points LaurelCanyoner

    RIGHT?!?!

    And I was SO happy her broke up with me because he was a jerk, and I used to have a bad habit of staying with jerks, lol.

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    17 points Crankylosaurus

    As a chronically lazy person, I too love when the trash takes itself out! 😂

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    6 points BetterRemember

    Yeah my ex cheated and I was on a girl's trip to vancouver 2 weeks later touring vineyards and zooming around the city in my now boyfriend's Mercedes convertible. 🤣🤣🤣

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    10 points LaurelCanyoner

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    5 points NadCat__

    I genuinely had to check if the poster was a dude and the post supposed to be criticism because the description just sounds like life goals

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  • 98 points ich_bin_alkoholiker

    Def still eating ice cream.

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    60 points TeeManyMartoonies

    I told my therapist this week, “I can do anything with a mouth full of chocolate chips,” and she genuinely laughed. Gonna try to multitask the rest of her list, but fascism requires sugar.

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    14 points pm_me_anus_photos

    Sugar and plenty of weed lmao

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    6 points TeeManyMartoonies

    I need a version that doesn’t make me want to eat my entire kitchen!! 🤭

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    9 points pm_me_anus_photos

    Sativa! Specifically sour diesel, blue Hawaiian, and jack herer don’t give me munchies at all. I use them for arthritic pain mainly.

    When I wanna get fuuuucked up, there’s nothing a Rosin edible can’t do. There was one time I ate a rosin peanut butter cup and I was stoned for 48 hours.

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    9 points TeeManyMartoonies

    Wow, pm_me_anus_photos, you’re really giving me great advice and all the giggles! Unfortunately I live in probably the last state that will ever legalize, but next time I’m out of state, I’m going to keep my eyes peeled! Also, I have Lupus, so I’m sure it would help me, too. Thanks!!

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    5 points pm_me_anus_photos

    If you ever visit the west coast, we’ve got it down to a science haha, I don’t wanna brag but our weed in Washington is seriously top notch

    But if you’re in the mid west area, I know Michigan has some decent dispensaries too! I got my grandma lots of goodies from one, last time I visited her.

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  • 42 points CodenameBear

    Little bit of column A, little bit of column B 💅

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  • 27 points Long_Story42

    Who has the money to buy a whole wardrobe whenever they're sad?

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  • 69 points GrapeTheArmadillo

    I think both apply.

    Everyone is different. Or maybe they'll go through a bit of both stages. It doesn't have to be either or.

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    22 points Sirvaleen

    Yep can also be neither 🤷‍♀️

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  • 20 points FrostbittenEmbers

    Nobody is crawling to that dude with that spelling of lives

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  • 17 points FirstAccGotStolen

    Not sure about the nipple piercings but I'm totally on board with all the rest.

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  • 31 points upsidedowntoker

    I do both . Girlhood is a spectrum .

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  • 13 points ZinaSky2

    Idk what it is but as I get on into my 20s sugar kinda doesn’t hit the same anymore. I’ve done the “eat ice cream out of the tub bc I’m sad” thing and it is admittedly satisfying in a way, but not as much as I’d hope. And I think warm foods/drinks are more cozy so I’d rather soup or a hot chocolate with absurd amounts of topping. My current vice is salty food. Chips. I will pound a bag of chips without a second thought. Sitting on the couch in the dark, in my PJs, curled up in a blanket, and downing chips straight out the bag as the salty tears mingle with the chip flavoring. Peak wallowing.

    And NGL this past summer I was having a really rough time of it. I was so desperate for things to do I just scheduled a stylist appointment for my hair. It was so damaged anyways and I wanted my hair washed. I was this close👌🏽to chopping all my hair off. It’s really long rn, almost past my butt and the length is often the thing I get comments on. I was gonna go short, just long enough for a ponytail. Girls, I chickened out. I was nervous but I absolutely would have done it for my own sake. I was just scared of setting off alarm bells for my loved ones for how deep I was in it bc bc they knew I wasn’t doing too hot.

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  • 10 points MrsClaire07

    “Lives”. And No. lol Stay away from my Nipples with anything sharp!! I cut my hair and get tattoos when I’m in a great mood; when I’m sad, I sleep.

    As far as ruining any LIVES, that’s entirely up to the holder of that particular life. :) 😎

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  • 12 points 0RedNomad0

    My hair is always cut. I'm too lazy to get jacked. I spend money on games and stationary shit. And I don't like getting piercings anywhere on my body. I'm not a fan of pain lol

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  • 9 points sun4moon

    I got a college degree and make more money than he does now. That’s good enough for me.

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  • 8 points bedbuffaloes

    They wish. Women these days barely think about men. They're finished.

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  • 6 points EkmekVeKahve

    Picture a man pointing to a freshly punched hole in a wall. His first is still sore and bloody.

    Do you see that hole? A woman made me do that. She ruined my life.

    And the other men nod along and agree.

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  • 7 points occultpretzel

    Yeah, and men commit familicide when they are really, really sad

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  • 6 points AznRecluse

    ...drink margarita, enjoy the sunshine, and watch the shitshow unfold. They certainly don't need my help in looking like fools... I'd rather conserve my energy for things I like that also adds more value to my world.

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  • 14 points numbersthen0987431

    *lives.

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  • 3 points Poppetfan1999

    I don’t do any of that, I just go about my usual routine, with less enthusiasm and more anxiety lmfao

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  • 3 points nanoraptor

    I've never dated men and I've STILL been blamed for ruining a few mens' lives when people around them decide I'm a problem in their life.

    There's a point once you get old enough and over it enough that someone blames you for ruining their life, or making things complex, or fucking things up with their gf that you just shrug and drop the whole person from life and friendship.

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  • 2 points Material-Imagination

    That's a great idea! I more tattoos, anyway

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  • 2 points Hindsight2O2O

    As god intended. Ya know... before men got ahold of the story and ruined it worse than GoT.

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  • 2 points BaseHitToLeft

    Sounds like he had a very specific personal experience that he was probably in no way to blame for, no matter what you might've heard

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  • 2 points jennyfromthe_block

    Ive been listening to Megan thee stallion and dming nfl players. To each their own

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  • 2 points one_bean_hahahaha

    It would be awesome if it were true.

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  • 2 points lynn

    “Ruin men’s lives” should be “stop stopping men from ruining their own lives” but yeah

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  • 1 points socialdeviant620

    ((Blushes))

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  • 1 points LearnedAndVile

    Girls get it done.

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  • 1 points chupacabra-food

    Hey now, we are perfectly capable of doing all these things together

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  • 1 points itsunel

    Is there a problem?

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  • 1 points Saltycook

    Yeah, whenever I play Life with my husband, I ruin him, so I do ruin his Lifes.

    That's really the only correct context of that phrase, right?

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  • 1 points SalaciousStrudel

    It's true, I wake up every day and think about how many men's lives I can ruin. 

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  • 1 points VreyeanA09

    Meh. The second part was me when I was a bit younger.

    I don't date so I don't get sad any more, except from fucking current events. I eat ice cream, deal with perimenopause, and buy a new wardrobe because I'll never be a size 8 again but I insist on being fucking comfortable and the girls who work at Torrid are super nice.

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  • 1 points unicorn_in_a_can

    i mean. i did get a hair cut. but im also working out and getting a tattoo.

    so excited to start life ruining though. where do i sign up?

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  • 1 points jbalbatross

    I can't afford to be doing all that every time I'm sad 😅

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  • 1 points believe2000

    Women can do all these things, so it is true, though the wording makes it seem as though the observer has a defect in their intelligence

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  • 1 points lulzatyourface

    Needles aren't coming anywhere NEAR my nipples, lmao.

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  • 1 points lolajsanchez

    First of all hell yes

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  • 1 points hopelesscaribou

    If by 'ruining men's lives' you mean leaving them behind and alone, then yeah. At least we aren't stalking and killing them.

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  • 1 points Snoo52682

    Make it so!

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  • 1 points PockyPunk

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  • 1 points sushidecarne

    both

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  • 1 points CoffeeTeaPeonies

    Who the f only eats ice cream when they're sad?! Ice cream is an all-occasion food group.

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  • 1 points poopoopoopalt

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  • 1 points Serotoninneeded

    In this economy?

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  • 1 points AnnoKano

    And I could forgive women for all of that, if they could just teach us men how to use apostrophe's correctly.

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