Yeah that last bit annoyed me even if it’s meant in jest. I literally don’t think about men at all. I don’t hate them; I’m utterly indifferent to them. That’s worse tbh haha
Thank you for your grammar and your apt take. Women are not setting out to ruin men’s lives, we are focusing on things of value and they are having meltdowns
Yeah my ex cheated and I was on a girl's trip to vancouver 2 weeks later touring vineyards and zooming around the city in my now boyfriend's Mercedes convertible. 🤣🤣🤣
I told my therapist this week, “I can do anything with a mouth full of chocolate chips,” and she genuinely laughed. Gonna try to multitask the rest of her list, but fascism requires sugar.
Sativa! Specifically sour diesel, blue Hawaiian, and jack herer don’t give me munchies at all. I use them for arthritic pain mainly.
When I wanna get fuuuucked up, there’s nothing a Rosin edible can’t do. There was one time I ate a rosin peanut butter cup and I was stoned for 48 hours.
Wow, pm_me_anus_photos, you’re really giving me great advice and all the giggles! Unfortunately I live in probably the last state that will ever legalize, but next time I’m out of state, I’m going to keep my eyes peeled! Also, I have Lupus, so I’m sure it would help me, too. Thanks!!
If you ever visit the west coast, we’ve got it down to a science haha, I don’t wanna brag but our weed in Washington is seriously top notch
But if you’re in the mid west area, I know Michigan has some decent dispensaries too! I got my grandma lots of goodies from one, last time I visited her.
Idk what it is but as I get on into my 20s sugar kinda doesn’t hit the same anymore. I’ve done the “eat ice cream out of the tub bc I’m sad” thing and it is admittedly satisfying in a way, but not as much as I’d hope. And I think warm foods/drinks are more cozy so I’d rather soup or a hot chocolate with absurd amounts of topping. My current vice is salty food. Chips. I will pound a bag of chips without a second thought. Sitting on the couch in the dark, in my PJs, curled up in a blanket, and downing chips straight out the bag as the salty tears mingle with the chip flavoring. Peak wallowing.
And NGL this past summer I was having a really rough time of it. I was so desperate for things to do I just scheduled a stylist appointment for my hair. It was so damaged anyways and I wanted my hair washed. I was this close👌🏽to chopping all my hair off. It’s really long rn, almost past my butt and the length is often the thing I get comments on. I was gonna go short, just long enough for a ponytail. Girls, I chickened out. I was nervous but I absolutely would have done it for my own sake. I was just scared of setting off alarm bells for my loved ones for how deep I was in it bc bc they knew I wasn’t doing too hot.
My hair is always cut. I'm too lazy to get jacked. I spend money on games and stationary shit. And I don't like getting piercings anywhere on my body. I'm not a fan of pain lol
...drink margarita, enjoy the sunshine, and watch the shitshow unfold. They certainly don't need my help in looking like fools... I'd rather conserve my energy for things I like that also adds more value to my world.
I've never dated men and I've STILL been blamed for ruining a few mens' lives when people around them decide I'm a problem in their life.
There's a point once you get old enough and over it enough that someone blames you for ruining their life, or making things complex, or fucking things up with their gf that you just shrug and drop the whole person from life and friendship.
Meh. The second part was me when I was a bit younger.
I don't date so I don't get sad any more, except from fucking current events. I eat ice cream, deal with perimenopause, and buy a new wardrobe because I'll never be a size 8 again but I insist on being fucking comfortable and the girls who work at Torrid are super nice.
I just be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie.
Charge yo phone?
Twerk, mayhaps.
Men seem quite capable of ruining their own lives without help from anyone else.
Which is usually what happens, but they blame women for it anyway.
And given the opportunity, a lot of them eagerly drag women down with them crabs-in-a-bucket style
Yes but occasionally I want to speed up the process.
The snort I snurted
And everyone else's too.
*life’s
Guys; reread the tweet haha
Not sure if you’re serious? Because you’re wrong. Own is possessing the life, the noun’s possessive nature doesn’t agree with the pronoun in English.
Look at the tweet
OH GODDAMN WHAT A JOKE 🤣🤣🤣
I completely forgot I commented this, and I guess other people didn’t notice I was making fun of the dude in the post either haha
I’m not wrong, he is. He is!!!!!!!
Correct!! 🤣🤣🤣 Glad I commented!
We only ‘ruin men’s lives’ by decentering them and focussing on ourselves instead
Yeah that last bit annoyed me even if it’s meant in jest. I literally don’t think about men at all. I don’t hate them; I’m utterly indifferent to them. That’s worse tbh haha
Thank you for your grammar and your apt take. Women are not setting out to ruin men’s lives, we are focusing on things of value and they are having meltdowns
Turns out men are not things of value, lmao
Dick is abundant and low value
So they get like, super hot? And giving someone the honor of having their life ruined by a buff baddie?
I'm not seeing the issue, I fear.
I’ll never forget the SHOCK of a man I had dated for 6 months after he broke up with me and I was on OkCupid within 24 hours.
He wrote me “ A friend” 😂 had seen me on there and how it was, “Dishonoring our relationship” to be back up and dating so soon.
So sad, too bad, I was too busy out on a date to answer him.
Hahaha he was insulted you weren’t grieving him after HE dumped you. The entitlement and audacity of men never ceases to amaze me.
RIGHT?!?!
And I was SO happy her broke up with me because he was a jerk, and I used to have a bad habit of staying with jerks, lol.
As a chronically lazy person, I too love when the trash takes itself out! 😂
Yeah my ex cheated and I was on a girl's trip to vancouver 2 weeks later touring vineyards and zooming around the city in my now boyfriend's Mercedes convertible. 🤣🤣🤣
I genuinely had to check if the poster was a dude and the post supposed to be criticism because the description just sounds like life goals
Def still eating ice cream.
I told my therapist this week, “I can do anything with a mouth full of chocolate chips,” and she genuinely laughed. Gonna try to multitask the rest of her list, but fascism requires sugar.
Sugar and plenty of weed lmao
I need a version that doesn’t make me want to eat my entire kitchen!! 🤭
Sativa! Specifically sour diesel, blue Hawaiian, and jack herer don’t give me munchies at all. I use them for arthritic pain mainly.
When I wanna get fuuuucked up, there’s nothing a Rosin edible can’t do. There was one time I ate a rosin peanut butter cup and I was stoned for 48 hours.
Wow, pm_me_anus_photos, you’re really giving me great advice and all the giggles! Unfortunately I live in probably the last state that will ever legalize, but next time I’m out of state, I’m going to keep my eyes peeled! Also, I have Lupus, so I’m sure it would help me, too. Thanks!!
If you ever visit the west coast, we’ve got it down to a science haha, I don’t wanna brag but our weed in Washington is seriously top notch
But if you’re in the mid west area, I know Michigan has some decent dispensaries too! I got my grandma lots of goodies from one, last time I visited her.
Little bit of column A, little bit of column B 💅
Who has the money to buy a whole wardrobe whenever they're sad?
I think both apply.
Everyone is different. Or maybe they'll go through a bit of both stages. It doesn't have to be either or.
Yep can also be neither 🤷♀️
Nobody is crawling to that dude with that spelling of lives
Not sure about the nipple piercings but I'm totally on board with all the rest.
I do both . Girlhood is a spectrum .
Idk what it is but as I get on into my 20s sugar kinda doesn’t hit the same anymore. I’ve done the “eat ice cream out of the tub bc I’m sad” thing and it is admittedly satisfying in a way, but not as much as I’d hope. And I think warm foods/drinks are more cozy so I’d rather soup or a hot chocolate with absurd amounts of topping. My current vice is salty food. Chips. I will pound a bag of chips without a second thought. Sitting on the couch in the dark, in my PJs, curled up in a blanket, and downing chips straight out the bag as the salty tears mingle with the chip flavoring. Peak wallowing.
And NGL this past summer I was having a really rough time of it. I was so desperate for things to do I just scheduled a stylist appointment for my hair. It was so damaged anyways and I wanted my hair washed. I was this close👌🏽to chopping all my hair off. It’s really long rn, almost past my butt and the length is often the thing I get comments on. I was gonna go short, just long enough for a ponytail. Girls, I chickened out. I was nervous but I absolutely would have done it for my own sake. I was just scared of setting off alarm bells for my loved ones for how deep I was in it bc bc they knew I wasn’t doing too hot.
“Lives”. And No. lol Stay away from my Nipples with anything sharp!! I cut my hair and get tattoos when I’m in a great mood; when I’m sad, I sleep.
As far as ruining any LIVES, that’s entirely up to the holder of that particular life. :) 😎
My hair is always cut. I'm too lazy to get jacked. I spend money on games and stationary shit. And I don't like getting piercings anywhere on my body. I'm not a fan of pain lol
I got a college degree and make more money than he does now. That’s good enough for me.
They wish. Women these days barely think about men. They're finished.
Picture a man pointing to a freshly punched hole in a wall. His first is still sore and bloody.
Do you see that hole? A woman made me do that. She ruined my life.
And the other men nod along and agree.
Yeah, and men commit familicide when they are really, really sad
...drink margarita, enjoy the sunshine, and watch the shitshow unfold. They certainly don't need my help in looking like fools... I'd rather conserve my energy for things I like that also adds more value to my world.
*lives.
I don’t do any of that, I just go about my usual routine, with less enthusiasm and more anxiety lmfao
I've never dated men and I've STILL been blamed for ruining a few mens' lives when people around them decide I'm a problem in their life.
There's a point once you get old enough and over it enough that someone blames you for ruining their life, or making things complex, or fucking things up with their gf that you just shrug and drop the whole person from life and friendship.
That's a great idea! I more tattoos, anyway
As god intended. Ya know... before men got ahold of the story and ruined it worse than GoT.
Sounds like he had a very specific personal experience that he was probably in no way to blame for, no matter what you might've heard
Ive been listening to Megan thee stallion and dming nfl players. To each their own
It would be awesome if it were true.
“Ruin men’s lives” should be “stop stopping men from ruining their own lives” but yeah
((Blushes))
Girls get it done.
Hey now, we are perfectly capable of doing all these things together
Is there a problem?
Yeah, whenever I play Life with my husband, I ruin him, so I do ruin his Lifes.
That's really the only correct context of that phrase, right?
It's true, I wake up every day and think about how many men's lives I can ruin.
Meh. The second part was me when I was a bit younger.
I don't date so I don't get sad any more, except from fucking current events. I eat ice cream, deal with perimenopause, and buy a new wardrobe because I'll never be a size 8 again but I insist on being fucking comfortable and the girls who work at Torrid are super nice.
i mean. i did get a hair cut. but im also working out and getting a tattoo.
so excited to start life ruining though. where do i sign up?
I can't afford to be doing all that every time I'm sad 😅
Women can do all these things, so it is true, though the wording makes it seem as though the observer has a defect in their intelligence
Needles aren't coming anywhere NEAR my nipples, lmao.
First of all hell yes
If by 'ruining men's lives' you mean leaving them behind and alone, then yeah. At least we aren't stalking and killing them.
Make it so!
both
Who the f only eats ice cream when they're sad?! Ice cream is an all-occasion food group.
In this economy?
And I could forgive women for all of that, if they could just teach us men how to use apostrophe's correctly.