• needs to be loved
  *but on my terms😼

I'm more inclined to run and hide under the bed and need to be dragged out rather than fight. But I do puff up when angry or startled.

Well even if I do have an old "Cute but psycho" t-shirt I'm really not.. cute. So I don't qualify

No, human Capybara

I prefer to think of myself as a honey badger seeing as I don't nap often.

More of a trash panda in a dumpster fire, if my diet is any indication.

probably more of a badger. I’m just so ready to fight at 3am