They can come up the toilet pipes. I saw a rat in my toilet bowl once. There was no way in there but up the pipes. I’ve heard stories of snakes doing the same thing too.
I found a dead squirrel in a water trough in rural property I just bought. It had been there for at least a week or so. Pretty nasty to discover. I now put sticks or logs in the water troughs so anything that calls in can climb out.
Found one in my empty trash can once. They had chewed a hole in the lid and fell in, couldn’t get out and it was raining. Filled up and it drowned. Drilled holes in the bottom of all my cans after that.
I'm not sure I'd argue that was proof of intelligent design given that a squirrel managed to drown itself in a toilet, that's not really what I'd call "intelligent"
Somehow the fact that there were pubes just casually hanging out on the toilet seat while the squirrel was dead in the toilet was the most disturbing part to me.
So this convinces you of the existence of God??? Unless you have a squirrel murdering roommate, that squirrel just wandered in and was trying to drink some water and drowned. Either way, i’m not getting your reassurance. This just seems like a random disturbing squirrel death after having a shit day.
Ahh I wasn’t getting that from the squirrel finder. I was assuming he was OP. But I don’t know and I don’t really care. Glad it’s a joke because this post made me feel like I was getting dumber in real time. I had to see an extended dead squirrel clip for the joke. So like it’s all whatever.
Damn I never realized when my gf would scream at me for leaving the seat up, she was really trying to save lives
when amazing grace kicked on I lost it
Same 🤣 the coffin was perfect too
How the fuck did it get there and it couldn’t get out of the toilet weird as fuck
It probably slipped in trying to climb and couldn't get out...panicked..tired...died. RIP king. 🫡 🫡
Or it was in the sewer looking for an escape, found its way to toilet by mistake, then couldn't escape the bowl.
They can come up the toilet pipes. I saw a rat in my toilet bowl once. There was no way in there but up the pipes. I’ve heard stories of snakes doing the same thing too.
Gotta go invest in Squirrel traps.
Perfect coffin tho lol
I don't remember eating that.
I found a dead squirrel in a water trough in rural property I just bought. It had been there for at least a week or so. Pretty nasty to discover. I now put sticks or logs in the water troughs so anything that calls in can climb out.
Found one in my empty trash can once. They had chewed a hole in the lid and fell in, couldn’t get out and it was raining. Filled up and it drowned. Drilled holes in the bottom of all my cans after that.
Nightmare fuel 💀
my brother, you simply cannot bring a dead rodent you found in the toilet, into the kitchen ever again
Poor squirrel
I think you were supposed to administer cpr?
You put him away nicely.😩
Step aside severed horse head. New mafia threat just launched.
Give it CPR!
r/unexpected
I'm not sure I'd argue that was proof of intelligent design given that a squirrel managed to drown itself in a toilet, that's not really what I'd call "intelligent"
There’s plenty of meat on that thing. What you do is throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going!
Especially in this economy.
Just curious if flushing would have been the wrong choice here?
The bidet was too tempting
It is a sign. 😂
It's actually made me sad
Somehow the fact that there were pubes just casually hanging out on the toilet seat while the squirrel was dead in the toilet was the most disturbing part to me.
Rip toilet squirrel
Poor little fella
I thought that was a mega turd at first
Take off your girls hat and tell the truth, pest control guy
So this convinces you of the existence of God??? Unless you have a squirrel murdering roommate, that squirrel just wandered in and was trying to drink some water and drowned. Either way, i’m not getting your reassurance. This just seems like a random disturbing squirrel death after having a shit day.
Dude, chill.
I would never use this toilet again.
Lol. I had forgotten about this shitty dead squirrel post.
Ahh I wasn’t getting that from the squirrel finder. I was assuming he was OP. But I don’t know and I don’t really care. Glad it’s a joke because this post made me feel like I was getting dumber in real time. I had to see an extended dead squirrel clip for the joke. So like it’s all whatever.
Lil bro it's a joke
God communicates to us through drowned squirrels. Praise Jesus 🙏
Yup, apparently.